Chapter 16 A Little Trial
After leaving the cave, the fish belly turned white in the east. I raised my hand and looked at my watch. It was past four o'clock. The cool mountain breeze blew on our clothes that were almost wet with sweat. I took a few deep breaths and felt that the trees, weeds, and even stones seemed so real and friendly. It turned out that living was so beautiful. No wonder people said, "It's better to live without death."
Just as I was feeling a lot, King Kong Cannon handed over a cigarette. After lit it, we returned to my team with a joke. Along the way, we tried not to mention what happened in the ancient tomb. Because of excessive fright, our fragile nerves can no longer bear any stimulation, and our nervous brains are no longer suitable to think about any problems. What we need is to relax, relax, relax, and relax...
When I returned to the company, I just blew up the bed trumpet. I hurried to the kennel to take out Naru to have morning exercises. I had a big fuck on Sunday morning. The big fucking means that people and dogs can go out together. Only after morning exercises can I take a vacation and rest.
During morning fucking, I found an interesting phenomenon. All the dogs who were fucking were full of fear of me and kept as far away as possible. Even my Naru was not as close to me as before. She always wanted to break free from the control of my traction belt, which made me confused.
I finally had a hard time trying to get some morning fuck. When I had breakfast, I returned to my dormitory with the food I had beaten for King Kong Cannon. I found that the guy was already lying on my bed and asleep.
I put down my lunch box, put it in the door, and made a reservation. The class assistant slept with me in the same dormitory. He asked for leave early in the morning and went out. I lay on his bed and fell asleep. I was so tired.
At twelve o'clock, the alarm clock woke me up. I took the basin to the washing room and washed it. When I came back, I saw that the King Kong Cannon was awake, sitting by the bed and sweeping the breakfast I brought back to him. This guy is really not picky about food. The noodles in the morning have solidified into pieces, and they still eat with relish.
I picked up the water cup and took a few sips of it. I took the "trophy" in the bag and looked at it carefully.
The ancient sword sheath is about three feet long. The scabbard is not very similar to metal. It looks more like the skin of some kind of animal. It is dark blue all over, and the hilt is less than twenty minutes. It is carved on it. It is a strange animal that is neither a dragon nor a beast. I pulled it twice and didn't pull it open, and it may have rusted.
Then I picked up the whisk. When I started, the small whisk felt a little heavier than the ancient sword just now. The whisk rod was not straight, with a few subtle bends. The color was lilac. I picked it up and knocked it on the table. The sound was booming, not like metal, but how could it be so heavy if it wasn't metal? I touched the red spikes on the top of the whisk, and it hurt when I touched it. When I shrank my hand, I saw that the thin wounds on my hand were vaguely bleeding.
"Damn, what's so sharp?" King Kong Pao killed his breakfast and lit a cigarette. Seeing that my hand was injured, he asked curiously.
"It's not a ponytail hair anyway." I'm not a Pixar, so he asked me, and I asked who to go.
"It's getting late, change your clothes and leave, take all the things." I put down the whisk in my hand and said.
"Isn't it okay to just wear this outfit? My clothes are all in my team. Let's go back and change them." King Kong Pao said, looking at the camouflage uniform on his body.
"You are afraid that others don't know that you are a soldier. Forget it, wear mine." As I said that, I started looking for clothes from my cabinet.
Half an hour later, we stood in front of the gatehouse of Sanhuai Antique Market. The bustling crowds and many stalls made us feel a little bit like a tiger--I don’t know how to get down.
"First find a place to squat down," I said.
"Uh-huh"
We found a lot of empty seats and squatted down. King Kong Pao took out a few newspapers and took out the things from the flour bag. Because the flour bag was not clean, the things we took out were covered with white layers, which caused several bosses at the stall next to us to laugh. They must have thought in their hearts: I don’t know where these two guys got a few fake things from where they wanted to come to the fortune.
I pretended not to see other people's ridicule, and lowered my head to help the King Kong Cannon fiddle with those things. The King Kong Cannon put the chessboard, ancient sword, whisk, and white jade box in the newspaper. I took out the Polygonum multiflorum that he gave me last year and handed it to him. Then I began to pack the two chess pieces from the bag. Last night, I was so panicked that the chess pieces were all put together randomly, a lot of black and white. I divided them one by one and put them in the bowl. As for the thing that the giant snake spit out, I forgot to put them in the pocket of the camouflage uniform because I was in a hurry. After doing this, I smoked cigarettes with the King Kong Cannon waiting for the customer to come to the door.
I originally thought that someone would buy it if I couldn't use it very much, but unfortunately things went against my wishes. Until we finished smoking our cigarettes, no one cared about it. Looking at the watch, it was almost four o'clock. I pinched the cigarette box and threw it away, and said to King Kong Cannon, "I'll go buy a cigarette box."
I walked along the antique market but didn't see a store. But I really saw the scale of Sanhuai Market, and I sold all kinds of things. From copper cauldrons to snuff bottles, I had everything. From stone swords and stone axes to clocks in the Republic of China, I had everything I wanted. There were countless swords and swords and swords, and jades and stones. I finally found a small shop to buy a pack of cigarettes, and walked back dejectedly.
"It's a wonder that it's easy to sell. There are all kinds of things to sell. We are not a rare product at all." I said.
"Old Yu, what should I do? I..." King Kong Pao also looked dejected. In fact, he was much more anxious than me.
I closed my eyes and breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't worry, wait a little longer."
Just as I slowly opened my eyes, I unconsciously saw the various auras emitted by the bustling pedestrians on the street.
Why did I forget this! I have already practiced the blood and qi in the Five Elements Qi Observation Technique and become more familiar with it. It seems that I really can't do it today and have to be a fortune teller.
I sat back on the ground, secretly used the magic tricks to observe blood and qi, and concentrated my mind and qi to observe the passing people.
A person's own breath is generally the color of the body, that is, the color of flesh. If there is a disease on the body, the black breath will be emitted. The heavier the disease, the darker the darker it will be. If the clouds cover the top, it will basically be terminally ill and the medicine will be difficult to save.
In addition, the most difficult thing to observe in the human body is the head, because it is where the spiritual consciousness is and the residence of the three souls. A person's life blessings, life life, the vitality given by his parents, and the energy of his descendants will be reflected in the aura emitted by his descendants. Of course, the energy consumed by observing these energy is also extremely vast. Later I learned that there are two taboos in the observation technique for blood and qi: one is not to look at the birth rate, and the other is not to look at the descendants. Unfortunately, I don't know these at all now.
Just when I felt tired and my breath was not going on, a bald middle-aged man with big belly and sunglasses and a young and beautiful young woman stopped in front of the simple stall of King Kong Cannon and me. "Little brother, how much does this chessboard cost?" Bald man hugged the woman's waist with his left hand and pointed at the chessboard with his right hand and asked.
"Twenty thousand" King Kong Cannon hurriedly answered.
"Oh?" Bald man squatted down, took the chessboard and looked at it carefully. The woman next to him also squatted down.
I looked at my bald clothes and felt like a rich man. The BMW logo on the car key he was holding in his hand made me more convinced of my observation. So I forced myself to observe the breath emitted by his head and made a quick judgment: "The wealth energy is red, the energy is rushing to the golden dragon, and the long Yi is in the east! The five elements lack earth, and the heir is in the moon and the son is only five..." After a while, I was already confident and turned to the fashionable young woman beside him.
"How much does it cost if you don't have chess pieces?" Bald asked with a smile.
"It's also 20,000." The Vajra Cannon recognized this number. Why is this woman's heir energy so long? I feel puzzled. According to the records in the supplementary books, in addition to the master's life energy, there are also fortune, vitality, heir energy, and sick people will have some black air. According to the color length of these breaths, the lifespan, wealth, health, and several situations of offspring. This woman's heir energy is so long, is she pregnant?
Thinking of it, I couldn't help but turn my gaze to the young woman's abdomen. It didn't matter when I saw it, but I couldn't take my eyes back. It turned out that this beauty was wearing a short skirt. When she squatted, her snow-white thighs were all visible. The white triangle in the mysterious part almost made me bleeding from my nose. Alas, now I think it's all caused by the soldiers.
The bald middle-aged man who was bargaining with King Kong Cannon accidentally looked at me. Seeing me staring at the beauty's thighs in amazement, he almost drooled. He snorted in dissatisfaction, stood up, pulled the beauty next to him and was about to leave.
"Oh, ah, don't leave, the price is easy to discuss." King Kongpao tried his best to keep it.
"You keep it." The bald man didn't stop at all.
"You really don't buy it?" I spoke. It's time for me to show up.
"I don't buy it, what else do you want?" Bald head stopped and glared at me.
"Haha, my chessboard is a treasure. Whoever buys it can give birth to a son." I quipped half-jokingly, and I wanted to say, "Your son died before he was five years old." That's right. It's okay. It's wrong, it would be strange if someone doesn't slap me in the face.
A look of surprise appeared in the angry expression of bald head. It seemed that I was right and I couldn't help but feel a lot of confidence.
"Not only can you give birth to a son, but your son can also live a big birthday." I added another sentence without missing the opportunity.
The bald man pulled the beauty back quickly and squatted down. The beauty also squatted down. But now I don’t dare to stare at other people’s mysterious parts anymore. I pretended to be mysterious and smoked a cigarette and lit it, and didn’t say anything to see his reaction.
"Little brother, what do you do? Do you know how to look at photos?" asked Bald Ding.
I suppressed my inner pride and asked, "What do you think I'm doing?"
"Little brother, if you really know how to read the photos, please help me see it. The money is easy to talk about." Rich people are so angry.
"Tell me the truth. In fact, we are lay Taoist priests from Kunlun Mountain. Not only can we read it, but we can also read it very accurately." I started to talk nonsense. In fact, I couldn't even figure out where Kunlun Mountain was at that time.
"Oh, little master, then please help me see." Bald head said as he pulled out a stack of pieces from his bag, all of which were red.
"Okay, I have just learned from my master for a while, and I may not be sure to see it. But I don't have to ask for your birthday or horoscope when I look at the photos, and don't have to touch my hands and faces. Those are despicable things." I continued to brag.
"My little master, please help me see when I will have a son again?" Bald man quickly stuffed the stack of red tickets into my hand. I turned around and handed them to the King Kong Cannon standing next to me. The guy looked at me again with a glaring eyes. I quickly winked at him.
I turned around and sat on the ground again, and happened to sit on a small stone, which hurt my butt and made me grin. It seemed that my baldness would be wrong, so I quickly sent another stack.
When I saw that I couldn't pretend anymore, I quickly said something serious: "Did you have a son before?"
"Yes, little master." Bald head lit up like a chicken.
"Hey, aren't you keeping it? You're leaving?" I continued.
Bald man gasped and didn't say anything.
At this time, the owner of the stall next to me and the Taobao passerby saw the bald man stuffing money to me hand in hand, and they all surrounded me curiously.
"Who is this person?" I asked him as he looked at the beauty who looked at me with admiration.
"This, this, master, if you like your face, I want to invite you to a meal." Bald head looked at the onlookers around him and invited me.
"It's better to quit. This time, my junior brother and I came out to raise the cost of repairing the Taoist temple by our master. The things I brought were all left by our senior real people. I can't leave if I don't sell them." I saw that there were too many people watching, so I took the opportunity to advertise.
"How much does it cost to build a Taoist temple?" asked Bald Ding.
"Twenty thousand." King Kong Pao gave me a quick answer.
"Pack to me, little master, let's go." Bald Ding saw the people around him pointing fingers and didn't want to stay for a long time.
King Kong Pao hurriedly picked up the bag and put the things into the bag. When he got the whisk, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted: "Let's wait."
Chapter completed!