Chapter 143 The Taoist Charm
As soon as King Kong Cannon called me, I quickly took off my breath and fell down. I looked up and saw no wires. This guy was scaring me.
They really agreed to transfer it to us?" I confirmed to King Kongpao again.
"Agree is to agree, but the money is not much cheaper." King Kongpao said as he raised four fingers at me, "Have you made up enough money?"
"I was almost exhausted and I got two counts." I smiled bitterly and stretched out my middle finger and index finger at him, but at this moment they did not mean success.
"What should I do?" King Kong Pao stared at me with big eyes.
"Let's find a way. When the third brother comes, let's entertain him first." I said as I looked at Hei Sanchang beside me, and saw it staring straight at the mountain.
"Brother San, what are you looking at?" King Kong Pao and Hei Sanchang had a good relationship, even though this guy once blinded someone one of his eyes.
"Are there chickens in the mountains?" Although Hei Sanchang can change his human form, he is a three-tailed fox after all, and it cannot be changed by fox's preference for chickens.
"Those are all dead, I'll take you to eat good food." King Kong Pao said, reaching out to hug Hei Sanchang and walking out of the mountain.
"Do you have a rope?" I followed with my left hand holding the crown hairpin above my head. My hairstyle was just a normal side-part. I even got my hair done on the way to the airport. Now the length of my hair is impossible to keep it in the plate.
"There is no rope, there is a red trouser belt, why don't you?" King Kongpao said as he lifted the corner of his clothes. When this guy got married to Murong Zhuifeng, he tied a red belt according to our local customs. Unfortunately, he was already dirty, so I naturally wouldn't use it.
Although I always need to press the crown hairpin on my head with my hands, I still feel extremely happy inside, and it feels great to be able to hear the sound.
The three of them talked and laughed, and walked away and stopped a taxi. The driver saw that we didn't want to pull us in such a dress, but later Mr. Qian played his role.
In fact, it is no wonder that the driver is unwilling to pull us. Hei Sanchang wore a gray cloth robe. Nowadays, people no longer wear that. I pressed the crown and hairpin on my head with my hands, and it doesn’t look like a normal person no matter how I feel; the King Kong Cannon is so whispering that it doesn’t look like a gangster.
When we returned to the hotel, we immediately scolded the King Kong Cannon. Although we belong to the National Security Administration, what we are doing now is purely personal behavior. It is better to be as low-key as possible when dealing with things.
King Kong Pao didn't have the time to listen to my nagging. He quickly found his casual clothes and changed them to Hei Sanchang, yelling to take it to eat seafood. I found a strip from the room and fixed the crown and hairpin on my head. When I looked in the mirror, I felt uncomfortable with that image.
It was not like that when I took off my military uniform and put on my casual clothes. I had no choice but to put on the golden silk Taoist robe that Bai Jiuyu gave me before. I only found some feeling when I found it. It seemed that I would have to dress as a Taoist priest in the future.
"Yu Dazhenren, aren't you cold?" King Kong Pao reached out and grabbed the Taoist robe and looked at me with a smile.
"It's not cold," I turned my head and replied. The Taoist robe is very light, and it's already the beginning of winter. It's really inappropriate to wear such a thin robe. What's strange is that I don't feel cold. It seems that this Taoist robe should be a magical thing. Unfortunately, Hei Sanchang can't tell the origin of the Taoist robe.
Hei Sanchang is not an honest man. He seems to run out secretly and knows that the society outside needs money, so he brought a lot of silver and trash when he came out, but he was blatantly hacked by the King Kong Cannon.
King Kong Pao invited Hei Sanchang to the best seafood hotel in Jiaozuo and ordered a table with yelling sounds. Unfortunately, Hei Sanchang doesn’t like seafood. Hei Sanchang only likes meat and eggs. King Kong Pao and I couldn’t help but smile at each other. It’s really hard to change our nature.
Hei Sanchang lived in Henan for three days and refused to delay any further. He said that the patriarch ordered me to give the things to me and I had to go back immediately, so King Kong Pao and I took it to the mall to buy some gifts.
King Kong Pao bought a few bottles of Moutai and gave it to Hei Sanchang. Hei Sanchang accepted it without hesitation. This gift must be knowledgeable. Putting his own good things is the best gift. Hei Sanchang only likes wine and is also an expert in drinking. It is difficult for him to see other wines except Moutai and Wuliangye. Therefore, King Kong Pao kept laughing at him as a "state cadre."
When it was my turn to bring gifts to Bai Jiuyu, I was worried. She definitely didn't like gold and silver jewelry, and she didn't need perfume or rouge. When she remembered the underwear and underwear she was wearing, she suddenly had the idea of buying her underwear. After thinking about it carefully, she secretly called herself a bastard and abandoned her position and took the gun and ran away at the critical moment. How could she give such ambiguous things? After thinking about it, she couldn't avoid the vulgarity in the end. She secretly ran to the jewelry counter upstairs and spent a lot of money to buy the best set of platinum diamond jewelry.
With the surprised and envious eyes thrown by many beautiful clerks, I let myself pack it up, and then I hurriedly swiped the card to escape. I now wear a crown and a Taoist robe and dressed in a Taoist priest. It is no wonder that I am surprised when I buy diamond jewelry in this outfit.
Back downstairs, I saw King Kong Pao paying with a frown. It turned out that Hei Sanchang had also purchased some small items for his tribe members. Although the items were small, they were expensive. Because Hei Sanchang recognized the goods, they chose small jewelry made of high-end jade. After paying the payment, King Kong Pao repeatedly shouted that he had lost money.
The next morning, I took a taxi to the airport. While King Kong Cannon was taking the special check-in procedures for Hei Sanchang with the National Security Administration's ID, he handed the box with diamond jewelry to Hei Sanchang and asked it to pass it to Bai Jiuyu. Hei Sanchang agreed with an ambiguous expression.
At that time, I thought there was nothing wrong with giving jewelry. Later I learned that in ancient times, I gave jewelry between men and women a decisive meaning, and a complete set of jewelry would only be given to the woman when she was engaged...
Hei Sanchang put the jewelry down, then took out a wrinkled piece of paper from the package and handed it to me. I opened it and saw that it was a hand-drawn map marked with Tushan. However, the handwriting was ugly and the lines were crooked. Hei Sanchang should have drawn it himself.
I was about to speak when I found that the King Kong Cannon had returned after the procedures. I hurriedly put the map and sent the two onto the plane.
A few days later, King Kong Pao came back by himself.
"Where did you send him?" I was watching TV with the remote control. I only knew that King Kong Pao bought an Anhui air ticket, but the specific location was not clear.
"I don't know what it is called. It's an old forest, so he won't let me send it to the side of the forest." King Kong Pao sat on the bed and took off his backpack.
"You should take a break first and take time to go to the talent market in the afternoon." I took out a cigarette and threw it to him.
"What are you doing in that place?" King Kongpao took the cigarette and lit it.
"The director of the Tourism Bureau knows us. If we go to him again, he will definitely not be willing to pay the price. We will hire a group of people to dress up as another buyer to cut his price." I turned off the TV and prepared to take a nap.
"You can come up with any bad idea." King Kongpao said and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.
I ate something in the afternoon, went to the talent market to hire a few college students with foreign accents to explain their intentions and rewards, and the other party agreed happily.
"Are you a college student too?" King Kongpao looked at the old young man I found to dress up as a "big boss" with confusion.
"Yes, I have been graduating for seven years and haven't found a job." The other party stretched out his hand helplessly at him. "There are too many college students now and there are too few job opportunities."
"I saw Wu Lao Yu, this is the consequence of studying." King Kong Pao smiled.
I took a few fake guys to the mall to buy a decent suit, and after giving them some details, I sent them out. King Kong Pao and I sat in the temporary rental Mercedes-Benz car and waited outside.
Who knew that not long after, they came out in a hurry.
"What do you say?" King Kong Pao turned his head and asked them in his driving position.
"He almost called the police to arrest us, saying that we were the ones who haunted the scenic spot. He had already hired a master to calm us down and told us not to dream in the daytime." "Big Boss" said with a look of horror.
Hearing his words, I turned to look at each other. Did the Tourism Bureau invite a Taoist monk who has a Taoist practice to get rid of the dirty things that the Vajra cannon sent away?
The matter was not done, and the money was not left unanimous. Several college students each received a thank-you fee of 1,000 yuan and a suit. They were eager to leave a contact information for me and King Kong Pao, saying that if such a thing happened in the future, I could still serve. I shook my head and signaled that I would not use it. The same face could not be used twice. The director of the Tourism Bureau is not a fool.
"Old Yu, have they invited the master?" King Kongpao drove the car and turned to me sitting in the passenger seat.
"Does the things you got used to master? Just a three-legged cat can be done." I frowned. The group of dead chickens with the King Kong Cannon can be easily driven away for those who know a little Taoist skills.
"Let's go, let's go to the scenic spot to take a look." King Kongpao said as he wanted to turn the corner.
"Go back to the hotel first, and then go to the evening." I said, pushing the steering wheel to straighten the direction, "Try not to let people see us."
King Kong Pao nodded and drove the car back to the hotel. He finally got off until dark, and then went downstairs to drive to the scenic area.
Parking the car in the distance, the two of them used the Fengxing Art and soon arrived at the foot of the mountain. When they saw that the internal renovation sign had been removed, the hotel and management committee on the mountain were brightly lit. There was no trace of the shadow of the ghost.
I quietly walked around the mountain with the King Kong Cannon and finally found a clue in the square on the sunny side of the foothills. The yang energy in the square was slightly more abundant than other places. Although the traces of the practice had been cleaned up, the King Kong Cannon still found a broken yellow paper spell from the edge of the woods. It seemed that the one who drove away the dead chicken soul sent by the King Kong Cannon was probably a Taoist priest.
"Where is the Taoist priest who can draw talismans?" King Kongpao asked me with a frown.
"There are many Taoist priests who can draw talismans. Chenzhou, Maoshan, and Tianyi are all good at these things." I said and threw out the talisman in my hand.
"Can we both do him?" King Kongpao had no confidence in himself.
"The principle of the talisman is basically similar to our finger tips. Their sects may still be on par with us, and there are not many disciples and disciples under my sects." I analyzed truthfully that there are very few people who have broken through the heavenly tribulation. Nowadays, the material desires of society are surging, and how many people can still practice Taoism with peace of mind.
"I'll get some more." King Kongpao said and wanted to leave.
"I'll go." I grabbed King Kong Cannon, "You find a hidden place to wait for me."
King Kong Pao nodded in agreement and jumped onto a big tree next to the square. Although it was already winter, the branches and leaves had not completely withered, and it was more than enough to hide their bodies.
The reason why I don’t want the Vajra Cannon to take action is because the real driving of the dead ghost will reduce my life. I really don’t want to let him die for the remaining years of Vajra Cannon. It is more appropriate for me to do such a life-threatening thing.
It is easy to find a cemetery based on the breath emitted by the soul. It should be that the dead villagers were buried in a village. Because of the purple spiritual energy, there is no need to recite the mantra for searching and regulating the soul. Just pinch the finger tips and arrest hundreds of ghosts of the five elements.
The purple spiritual energy spread out and trapped many ghosts on this mountain, and then he jumped onto a big tree to meet with the Vajra Cannon.
"Why did you get such a large group?" King Kong Pao looked at the souls all over the mountains and frowned. "What should I do if I cause the punishment of heaven?"
"We don't have time to procrastinate with him anymore. If you don't do anything cruel, he doesn't know that Prince Ma has three eyes." We have been procrastinating here for several months, and I was a little anxious.
In fact, the reason why I dare to drive so many ghosts is because I am fearless. After all, with the Vajra Cannon next to me, even if the Yin Qi surges to the sky and causes the punishment of heaven, this guy can help me with it for a while. If I really can't escape the law, it's still more than enough.
"Old Yu, look, you've entered!" King Kong's finger was not far from the scenic spot management committee, where there was a group of security guards playing poker, and a ghost penetrated through the wall.
"Don't say anything, wait to watch the show."
Chapter completed!