Chapter 1895 Surviving is a miracle
"Boy, you still think that your mother is unreasonable. Who told you to not explain it clearly just now? I'll come down. Why did I give birth to such a disobedient son like you? I'm really worried."
Chu Tiange's complaints did not play any role. On this side, Chu's mother glared at her eyes, but instead blamed her son for not explaining it clearly.
Looking at the living couple, the black lines appeared on Ye Huang's forehead. I guess there were no more couples of such mothers and sons in the whole of China.
To reason with Chu's mother is simply seeking death. She is not a person who plays according to common sense.
"Okay... You are right, no matter how you say it, it's me wrong. It's like this, my mother..." With the long voice, Chu Tiange looked serious and unhappy.
Anyone who encounters such an unreasonable mother will probably have the urge to vomit blood.
People in their forties have a style of behavior like teenagers. They are always confused and often make mistakes. How can this be endured?
"Hehe, it's good that your kid understands. Mom can even surrender your dad, let alone you, don't you, don't you, you, can't tell the truth to women?"
Seeing that his son was defeated, Chu's mother seemed to have won a battle, and she waved her fists for a few times before turning her attention to Emperor Ye again.
"Xiao Ye, you are leaving. I'm going to cook for you."
"Uh... Auntie, I think I'd better forget it. I'm going to go to the military region for Tiange. Let's have another day." When he heard what Chu's mother said, Emperor Ye's idea of going downstairs to prepare for more seats for a while immediately disappeared.
You should know that the food made by this woman in front of me is called poison, but I have tried it myself. I will never want to eat it again after taking it once. If I stay there, I will probably lose half of my life. How dare Emperor Ye continue to stay?
"Mom, your food will harm us. Don't take it out to harm others." On the side, Chu Tiange heard that his mother actually wanted to cook for them, and he was sweating profusely on his forehead.
Not only is my mother's cooking skills the last, but she is definitely the second to last. Being able to treat sugar as salt and soy sauce as vinegar is considered a poor cooking skill, at least it can be eaten. Being able to treat alum as sugar and alkali as salt is the real invincibility.
And my mother is such an invincible existence, and she is the kind of person who has no memory for a long time.
She was so happy that she had made a mistake for the first time and knew nothing about the kitchen.
So much so that every time she said she wanted to cook, her family fled together.
To be honest, Chu Tiange actually had some doubts. It was a miracle that he and his sister could grow up alive.
"Boy, I'll be the one who makes arrangements for you in front of my son-in-law in the future. What do you know? That's because I deliberately pretended not to know how to cook. Don't you know that the kitchen will make beautiful women look older."
He glanced at his son and Chu's mother roared with a scent of thorns.
"Yes... you look like my sister as young. I'll go out with you and call your mother. Others think my father has raised a wife." Chu Tiange rolled his eyes and looked speechless.
"Hmph, that means that you have good care of your mother. Others can't even envy you, but what you said makes sense. It's always bad to be misunderstood. That, Tiange, you'll make some of your dragon qi, and take it to your father to make him younger, so that you can avoid being seen and inconsistent."
"Don't... Mom, my little things are given by my elder brother. Half of them are for your beauty use. There is nothing left. Don't make any decisions." Chu Tiange waved his hands repeatedly.
It’s a joke that my mother doesn’t know, so under the banner of giving her dad, she might have to deduct a lot from it.
Chu Tiange has seen such a thing since he was a child.
"I'm stingy, if you don't give me, I won't give me. I'll ask my son-in-law for it." Seeing his son say this, Chu's mother curled her lips, her eyes almost laughed and looked at Emperor Ye, which made Emperor Ye tremble all over.
"Xiao Ye, I heard that there are a lot of dragon energy in your place. Look, can you give your aunt some? I'm going to be beautiful and beautiful for our old Chu to make him younger."
"Auntie, I didn't bring this thing with me, so I'll send you some other day."
"Cheng Chengcheng, is my future son-in-law generous. Unlike the little bastard I raised, he has no filial piety at all. He has simply raised an ungrateful wolf."
Chu's mother spoke without restraint, sarcastic and mean, and scolded Chu Tiange so much that her nose almost turned crooked. She didn't dare to argue with her mother, so she saved the latter from getting worse.
"Auntie, this dragon-qi beauty is actually a waste. If you ask Tiange to help you refine and swallow it, it will take only about half a month to improve the whole body from the inside out. Not only will the body function be greatly improved, but the skin will also improve accordingly."
Emperor Ye smiled and looked at the domineering woman in front of him who was most likely to become his mother-in-law. It was really hard to say anything.
"Really, you didn't lie to me."
When Chu's mother heard this, her eyes lit up.
"nature."
"Haha, that's how good it is. Then I will take it according to your method from now on. Boy, why didn't you tell me before? I've been wasting so many good things in vain."
Next to him, Chu Tiange was shot again, and his mother's goal was really unpredictable.
"No, mom, you're too... I told you back then, and you even said that you'll urinate after drinking it. It's useless. Now you blame me... I'm more unfair than Dou E..."
When he patted his thighs, Chu Tiange was really speechless.
This mother is simply indestructible and invincible.
"I'm sorry for you, a big-headed ghost. Why didn't I remember you, you boy, don't fool me while my mother is not in menopause."
"Who dares to fool you..."
Chu Tiange said whisperingly, his mother was younger, which was purely the same as the undeveloped period of adolescence.
"Okay, Tiange, just say a few less words. Whatever your aunt said, just listen, don't refute it." After pulling Chu Tiange, the latter hummed a few times after hearing it, but he really didn't refute anything.
"Auntie, let's have dinner for another day. Today I'm going to visit Wei Bo in the military region. I'll always meet you once when I go back to Yucheng. What do you think?"
"Go to see Lao Wei, then you guys go, by the way, you can bring this gift with you, and it's useless to stay at home."
Chapter completed!