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Chapter 89 The greedy and lustful monkey

Shi Lei was happy to see their agreement, just so that these royal children who are not as good as the world can also experience the lives of ordinary children, which is a rare experience for them. n∈ As for their safety, naturally, there are eunuchs who worry about it. They just need to send those guards with excellent water nature to the side just in case.

With a relaxed attitude, Shi Lei continued to appreciate the beauty of his wife.

Shi Lei couldn't help but cross his legs in this posture, temperament, and the canteen. His wife's money was indeed very strong, and Shi Lei was filled with happiness.

Cheng Chuyue, opposite, obviously felt Shi Lei's hot eyes, and from time to time he felt coquettishly.

People are so magical. If someone keeps staring at you, you will probably feel it, even if you are not a pair of lovers who are in tune with each other.

Such a threatening look would naturally not let Shi Lei retreat, but instead look more unscrupulously.

Cheng Chuyue's face was covered with a layer of pink, and she kept rolling her eyes, but she couldn't stop Shi Lei. I look at her wife, what's wrong with her?

After a while, what the hell is the one that sways behind Cheng Chuyue? Yes, it’s one.

If Shi Lei read it correctly, this thing should be a monkey or a very wide distribution of macaques.

But looking at the red cheeks, this guy must have been blushing shyly, but drunk?

Looking at its shaky steps and blurred eyes, it should be that it is drunk.

Seeing the guy who unexpectedly appeared in the scene, the guards surrounded Li Zhi and Xiao Yizi.

Someone also has tamed the macaque. Who knows if the appearance of this monkey is a plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain?

Xiao Jin and Dai Mao also climbed onto the shoulders of Li Zhi and his sister, grinning at the direction of the monkey, and issued the most serious warning.

Daimao even showed off his extremely sharp claws, ready to teach the other party a profound lesson.

However, the macaque who seemed to have been drunk still walked towards Cheng Chuyue regardless of the matter.

Well, it was walking, with legs on the ground and walking upright, but it wasn't very stable.

Shi Lei couldn't bear it now. You were a male, with a squinting face, and then he rushed to his future wife. If you are a man, you can't bear it.

Shi Lei has read a lot of news in his previous life. Such macaques can do anything obscene.

Trouble making tricks like lifting your skirt and striking your chest are so smooth that they can also rely on the appearance of animals to avoid punishment.

I haven't even experienced my wife's big canteen yet, so how can you be cheaper?

Have you ever seen the big fist of the sand bowl? I will let you know why the flowers are so red.

Shi Lei thrust a carp from the recliner, then jumped up, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to teach this guy how to be a monkey.

Seeing Shi Lei running over with great momentum, looking like he was preparing to fight, the monkey opposite looked at Shi Lei disdainfully, turned around and smiled at Cheng Chuyue with a squint, and then lie down and stopped moving with a "bang".

I raised my fists, so you can do this for me? Do you dare to get up like a man and fight seriously?

How do I get started now? If I kick it directly, will it make me too cruel?

Shi Lei looked at the monkey lying there speechlessly like a dead dog. He felt a sense of depression as his fist hit the cotton. He almost suffered internal injuries and could only put his fist down hatefully.

An Yuanshou also followed, but used his generous arms to block Li Zhi and his sister.

What are you doing? Are you afraid that the children will see me for being abused by the monkey?

Cheng Chumo, who also came over, went up and turned the monkey over. He looked carefully and said, well, he was indeed a man.

"This monkey should not be raised by others, it's just a wild monkey."

Cheng Chumo’s responsibilities are the first thing to do is to determine whether someone deliberately released this thing to attract everyone’s attention. After all, after just experiencing the episode last night, his nerves are more sensitive and not as relaxed as when he first came.

"Can monkeys drink too? This is really drunk." Cheng Chumo scratched his head in confusion.

"Of course, the monkeys are not only good at drinking, but also lustful." Cheng Chuyue said, and glared at Shi Lei.

Alas, what do you think of me? I am a good man who is not addicted to alcohol. Shi Lei felt a little confused.

"Apes and monkeys love wine, and have long been recorded in historical records. Gao Yu of the Han Dynasty wrote in the commentary of the sentence "The Orangutan knows the past but does not know the future" in the sentence "The Orangutan knows the past but does not know the future" in "Huainanzi": "The Orangutan... is addicted to alcohol, and people fight with wine, drink but cannot stand it, and do not know how to get drunk, and use birds to make their bodies."

"Nan Zhongzhi" records a very magical story that can be called "Orgasm's Disease"."

Cheng Chuyue said this with great spirit.

It seems that my wife from home not only practices martial arts continuously, but also reads a lot, so she will definitely be a virtuous person in the future.

Seeing his wife's performance, Shi Lei became more and more satisfied.

Nowadays, it is not popular that "a woman without talent is virtue". In Shi Lei's opinion, they are all husbands with poor strength, making excuses for themselves, especially those guys who have a weak husband.

A confident man will definitely not be able to say such things.

Apart from having children, you are better than your wife in every aspect, so isn’t it all over?

It is a rare good thing for your wife to practice both civil and military affairs like this. At least you don’t have to worry about your children being taught to be stupid.

"As for the lustful apes, I have long seen "Jiao Family Yilin" published in Jiao Yanshou in Han Dynasty, "Nanshan Dazhe, stealing me to charm my concubine". Zhang Hua of the Jin Dynasty also said that in Volume 3 of "Bowuzhi", there was a kind of ape in Shu. "There are good women who are stolen and rob them... and take them away as a family, and the young ones will not be allowed to return them for their lifetime'."

When Cheng Chuyue said this, she couldn't help but glared at Shi Lei again, making him very depressed.

I'm not a monkey, I'm here to stop this monkey with all five poisons, so I'm going to take advantage of you.

"Chu Yue Bo's strong knowledge and strong memory, which makes people admire him." Shi Lei couldn't help but pull the article.

"I have only heard of monkeys in the mountains who like to pick hundreds of fruits in one hole, usually tree holes, which started to store food for wintering. But if there is no shortage of wintering food in the season, the monkeys will forget that they have stored a hundred fruits in one hole.

Then the fruits in this hole gradually ferment and then make a fruit wine in a hole called "monkey wine".

Gathering the essence of hundreds of fruits is a good thing that is hard to come by." Shi Lei, who doesn't want to be compared by his wife, naturally has to show off his own knowledge.

Of course, he would definitely not say that these are all things he saw from martial arts novels. Anyway, what my future wife said was first-class unofficial history and miscellaneous notes, and she was not as advanced as hers. Shi Lei thought with confidence.

"Is this monkey drunk so much after drinking Monkey wine?" Shi Lei said, looking at the monkey with his eyes shining.

This is a rare good thing. If you really have this thing, you will inevitably make a fortune.

"If there is such a thing, do you have to be more forgiving to respect the grandpa?" Cheng Chumo said righteously beside him.

But he looked like he was drooling. If there was really Monkey wine, it might not be cheaper.

"Of course." Under Cheng Chuyue's gaze, Shi Lei must not be stingy. Before he got the things he had, he made a wish first.
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