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Chapter 257 Good buddies who were beaten together

The wedding team embarked on the return journey and became stronger and stronger. When leaving the Cheng family's gate, Shi Lei specially bowed to all the people to thank everyone for their order. They gave up their way with great knowledge.

According to the customs of later generations, whenever there are bridges and intersections, they will throw some firecrackers out, which is considered to buy money for passing gods and drive away evil spirits. But isn’t there no firecrackers in the Tang Dynasty? Every time they go to a place, they will make a fire to roast bamboo poles and hear it explode. It is not realistic.

Shi Lei simply took out some inventory and customized a lot of small glass bottles. This thing didn't cost much. Then he poured some formic acid from the gold-eating ant inside, and put some phosphorus and small metal crushed powder inside. Every time he went to a place, he used explosive beetles to ignite the small glass bottle and threw it away as much as possible. A small firework exploded with a "bang".

Under high temperature, the metal powder also turns into a melt of various colors, forming a gorgeous landscape.

Even during the brighter day, the style of the fireworks cannot be covered.

Passersby who were lucky enough to witness these scenes along the way would probably never forget such a wonderful scene in their lifetime, and all kinds of amazement were heard.

Even the bride's son Cheng Chuyue and the many relatives and friends who were sending off their brides behind couldn't help but see from the carriage, and the entire team was suddenly coaxed and became lively.

Even the slutty young men who helped were in agitation. They didn't know that Shi Lei's family had such a skill.

Compared with this, all the methods they have seen are so weak.

Other people's weddings have never been so exciting.

Only Shi Lei's merchants were still very calm and were always full of confidence in their family heads who were good at creating miracles.

What is this small scene? You don’t know what exciting things are at home, and you are waiting for you.

As he was about to arrive at Shi Lei's farm, the convoy's speed slowed down again.

Under the leadership of An Yuanshou and others, these energetic young men ran forward one after another, squeezed into the middle of the road, and stopped all the bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's bride's

This is called "blocking car", and it is also an indispensable procedure in weddings.

I was attracted by the fireworks just now. These young men were not very terrifying. They all wanted to go back and see what fun things were waiting for everyone.

Besides, Shi Lei has repeatedly told him not to make a big deal, otherwise he would be unlucky as a groom in a while, because there is still a procedure to get married.

The Cheng family was also prepared for a long time. With the generous female guest, she ran out and gave her a lot of food and drink. But this was not the end, and the slutty people were still clamoring.

"Where is the barrier-drive text? We won't let you go if you don't do it well." Zhang Ying took the lead and shouted.

In fact, he had already hidden a song in his hand. If the woman was really not ready, he would hand it over to Cheng Chuyue and it would be solved.

Like the previous makeup urging poems, these were written by Shi Lei early on.

Such a talented man with great numbers has spent more than a year preparing a few poems, but there is no reason why it is not wonderful.

Bucheng Chuyue quickly recited a song in her sweet voice. Zhang Ying simply waved his hand and told everyone to get out of the way.

The young men simply flashed to the side.

There was no way, the female warrior who was more than 200 pounds had already stood on the shaft of the carriage impatiently.

Judging from the situation, if these guys don’t let go, the female hero will start fighting.

There are so few men present who can resist this majestic.

The team set off again and soon arrived at the large yard of Shi Lei's house. Most of the guests who came to attend the wedding were already waiting in the yard.

These nobles are basically in Chang'an County and have their own manors. Since they came to attend the wedding, they simply lived in the manor, which is more convenient to go back and forth.

"Shitou, be careful, don't let someone swell it." As soon as Shi Lei got off his mount, Yuchi Gong's loud voice, which was not inferior to Cheng Yaojin, came over.

After that, naturally, a group of generals were teasing and joking, and they were very lively. In fact, they were all looking at Shi Lei’s unlucky, because it was time to become a son-in-law.

As the name suggests, this "son-in-law" means giving the new son-in-law a powerful force, and killing the groom's majesty, so as to prevent bullying the bride in the future.

And the method is very simple, just one word, type it!

Shi Lei turned around and clasped his fists at his uncles and said, "Look at you, what about you?"

After saying that, Shi Lei simply hugged his head with his hands, squatted on the ground, and directly put on the most classic defensive posture.

"You can beat me, but you can't hurt my handsome face and cool hairstyle." In this way, Shi Lei squatted and shouted a declaration.

In response to him, there was naturally a rain of "ping-pong" sticks, which hit him in the face.

Fortunately, the female guests on the woman were quite sensible and greeted places with a lot of meat.

No one was trying to attack his head, after all, no one was stubborn and wanted to kill someone at a wedding.

Moreover, these girls' families have little strength and the damage they cause is really limited.

Of course, Shi Lei is not the only one who is unlucky. Do you think Shi Lei calls these young men, especially the two concubines, to make the scene look good?

At this time, it was also used to disperse the firepower, so there were also many sticks falling on them.

But your different treatment is too big, right?

A handsome guy like Zhang Ying beat him mostly, who looked gentle and lovely, had to be the kind of girl who was a man of literary style.

It looks so delicate, and the stick falls on your body, which is no worse than tickling it. Why is Shi Lei looking at them more like he is looking at them?

Unlucky, such as the one who was being chased by the hero over there, who made you dare to speak out against this person before? Now that people are getting the chance, they can't beat him to death.

Two 200 kilogram heroes, one in front and one behind, ran like a flying step and a rainbow of momentum.

From time to time, there were sounds of "Oh, ah, ah" coming. The guy in front was jumping, like a charged little rabbit, but he looked a little miserable.

The key is that there are those who are not afraid of major troubles when watching the fun and deliberately blocking his way. Several aunts and aunts were not willing to be lonely and joined the pursuit ranks with sticks.

How many unethical things did this guy do in his daily life? As for being hated to this extent.

After he was completely beaten and paralyzed, the process of getting a son-in-law was finally over. The two men went straight to pick up the guy who attracted the main firepower.

Shi Lei silently gave this guy 32 likes in his heart.

If a friend gets married in the future, you will definitely invite you. You are using your life to protect the groom. It's so interesting!

After watching such a good show, the atmosphere on the scene was so lively.

Some elders were almost laughing and could only sit down and sit down slowly.

Next, it’s time for another protagonist today, Cheng Chuyue, to appear.

The carriage had been parked in the agreed direction long ago, and this orientation was also of particular importance. From the carriage to the auditorium for marriage, a blanket must be used to pave a way.

Shi Lei took out a few top-notch tiger skins. When Cheng Chuyue was supported by his caring family, he stood carefully on the tiger skin. Naturally, a few servants came over and placed a few tiger skins alternately in front of Cheng Chuyue, until the saddle in front of the hall.

It’s not that you can’t afford to spend a few more pieces of tiger skin. At this point, you have to do relays. If you put on a red carpet and just throw yourself into your head, it doesn’t seem professional enough.

After gently crossing the saddle, the wedding entered the most important stage of worship.

During the whole process, Cheng Chuyue was using a beautiful feather fan to block his face. Everyone was very curious about the bride.

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