Chapter 245 The old sticks are soft
Shi Lei accompanied him to be careful and missed all his uncles and sent his concern and apologies. The result he got was not very satisfactory. He only looked at the smiles and non-smiling appearances. He probably had to be trained by them again. It seems that he would take the gift and go to each family for a while. He was going to give them a wedding invitation and a leg trip.
Touching his nose embarrassedly and jokingly facing his wife, Shi Lei decided to take Shi Lion back to the door and put it in. After all, it was the storefront of the Cheng family, so it would be too unreasonable to throw it away at home.
However, when Shi Lei stood before the lion, he was worried. The weight was of course not a problem for him. It was just that he was so big that it was not easy to focus on. He was drunk last night and didn't know how to do it.
Finally, after a long time of comparison, I finally relied on my super long wingspan to hold the two thick legs of Shi Lion. I carried it on my shoulders to ensure it was stable, and then I walked out.
The servants around him had already put down their work and rushed to open the Cheng family's door.
This guy can't get out even if he goes through the side door. He has to open the main door to have a chance.
It’s a blessing that there were sturdy bluestone slabs along the way. If this was a dirt road, Shi Lei might have kicked and half of his legs would not be able to enter.
That's it, there are also many bluestone slabs that have been trampled and cracked. Shi Lei tried his best to choose the cracked slabs to save some effort for the servants.
But it seems that I couldn't walk straight last night. The cracked stone slabs are all about the east and west, which is very telling.
This journey was so worrying for Shi Lei that carrying this stone lion was not difficult for Shi Lei. However, facing the servants around him who came out to see the scenery, Shi Lei couldn't stand it when he looked at the monsters.
After finally walking to the gate, Shi Lei carefully adjusted the angle and walked out the huge lion, so as not to break the door of his father-in-law's house again.
But as soon as he went out, all kinds of discussion burst out, almost knocking Shi Lei back with a look.
"Wow, I really resisted the stone lion!"
"Awesome!" "A god!" "The overlord reincarnated!"
"So it's really a powerful and capable warrior!"
"Then the lion must weigh more than a thousand pounds, right?" "A thousand pounds must be more than a thousand pounds!"
"Macho man, it would be great if this was my husband."
All kinds of discussions and screams were heard. The people who were crowded with heads were filled with darkness, and they were staring at Shi Lei in awe, admiration, or curiosity. Of course, all kinds of hot and hot eyes were indispensable, as if they were tempting with hooks.
Shi Lei stiffly pulled out a smiley face and quickly put the Shi Lion down carefully. He also adjusted the base according to his original position. The piece with completely different colors was too easy to distinguish.
After turning his head over, Shi Lei planned to run back quickly. He was so uncomfortable that he was watching monkey dramas. Even if others praised him, Shi Lei was very awkward.
I don’t know how the celebrities in my previous life endured this feeling, and the flash that could blindfold when taking photos.
"Son-in-law, you're in a rebellious way. That lion should be placed on the right." A servant walked to Shi Lei carefully and whispered.
He was still looking at Shi Lei's expression with a little intention. It seemed that Shi Lei was a little unhappy and he planned to run away. He didn't want to fly to the roof casually.
Shi Lei, who was reminded, turned his head and smiled embarrassedly at the numerous onlookers. He quickly lifted the stone lion and placed it on the other side.
I tried to endure the discomfort again, and gave everyone a stiff smile, turned around and ran back.
The discussion outside could not even stop the door, and followed the way he came and kept drilling into Shi Lei's ears.
After walking back and forth, Shi Lei had already paid back the evil he had done. He no longer had to endure the many curious eyes outside.
But when faced with Cheng Chuyue's teasing, Shi Lei was still a little embarrassed and embarrassed.
"Let's go, go back to have a meal. The uncles and uncles are all getting up, and it's time for a second banquet."
Cheng Chuyue smiled maliciously, glanced at Shi Lei and said relaxedly.
"You still drink?" Shi Lei asked in horror.
"Yes, Grandpa always said that drinking the day before was to exchange feelings. After sobering up, he would definitely have another drink.
Invest, wake up and drink, and increase your alcohol tolerance by the way, which will make your relationship stronger.” Cheng Chuyueli should have said.
"Drink and sober up?" Shi Lei looked at Cheng Chuyue stiffly. "Can this be invested in?"
"Anyway, Grandpa said that his alcohol tolerance is so long." Cheng Chuyue's answer made Shi Lei speechless.
Now Shi Lei finally understood why Cheng Chumo and the others looked at him with a look of "You're dead" when they heard that their father wanted to invite him to drink.
Not only will I drink the whole story in the first game, but I also have to watch a group of old sticks perform all the martial arts. This is a rhythm of being caught in a bad state and lying out.
The key is that I have to drink like this the next day. No wonder the Cheng family’s banquet is always awe-inspiring.
Looking at the sun now, it’s still hanging in the sky. It’s the same as yesterday. It means drinking from dawn to dark. Shi Lei thinks it’s better to make some arrangements.
"Then what, my wife, can you find something to put my stomach first and keep drinking, it's not good for my stomach."
Shi Lei accompanied Xiaoyi to look at Cheng Chuyue and said with anticipation.
"Don't worry, I've prepared it for you a long time ago." Cheng Chuyue took out a bun of meat dishes like a magic trick.
There are a lot of braised and roasted chicken. These things can help you with hunger and oil and water. They can form a protective film in the stomach to reduce the absorption of wine.
With them cushioning, Shi Lei's combat power can be improved a lot.
"It's true that he is my wife." Shi Lei hugged Cheng Chuyue, just a "what" and kissed her with saliva on her face. Then he took the food and kept stuffing it into his mouth.
This time, Shi Lei doesn't have to cook by himself. He must have entered the venue early and wait for the elders, and he has to pay them a sum.
Shi Lei planned to give up his promise. At worst, he could accept the punishment himself, drink more and get beaten by them.
With my body, as long as I don’t greet me in three directions, even if I get rid of these old sticks, I will be a lively man when I get up the next day.
Shi Lei was like half of the host, waiting for all the guests to enter the banquet and also had to give all the uncles a smile, so he basically got an answer like "hum".
But these guys aren't really angry, it's obvious that they are still having trouble with their younger generations.
Shi Lei also understood this truth, so he made a lot of gestures and gave enough face to several elders.
Who made what he did before? It was normal for him to throw him into a good fight, but it turned out to be thrown into someone to play. If he loses his face and makes him look a little bit arrogant, is it normal?
When Cheng Yaojin finished talking about the theme of the banquet, which was what Cheng Chuyue said, he would like to throw in the wine and deepen his feelings. Shi Lei quickly brought his big wine glass, and with fearless spirit, he was ready to go over one by one again.
"Uncle Niu, yesterday it was a kid who was wrong. The kid punished himself for three cups, just pretend that he would admit his mistake.
I've done it, you can do whatever you want." Shi Lei raised his glass and was about to pour it into his mouth.
"That stone, Uncle Niu is very pleased about what happened yesterday. Yes, very pleased. With a powerful young man like you, Uncle Niu is not too happy.
Don’t listen to that old man, A Chou, who is young, don’t drink so much wine. Drinking alcohol will make mistakes, so you must pay attention to this point.
Haha, there is no need to apologize. If you kill more enemies in the future, Uncle Niu will be very happy."
Niu Jinda suddenly grabbed Shi Lei's hand, not only not allowing him to drink the wine, but also said earnestly.
"Hey, thank you Uncle Niu. You must fight to the enemy bravely and you will never let Uncle Niu and Grandpa down!"
Shi Lei was so moved that he was worthy of being the most honest Uncle Niu. He was really a good person. This is the loyal elder in his mind. You must remember Uncle Niu’s goodness in the future.
"Uncle Qin, I got Menglang yesterday, so I would like to take care of you.
The boy punished himself for three cups. I'll do it, you can do it." Shi Lei raised his glass and said respectfully to Qin Qiong.
Shi Lei is most guilty of this unparalleled general. His lifelong reputation is destroyed by a junior. This is a matter of being unpleasant.
"No need!" Qin Qiong took out the speed and strength that was completely inconsistent with his later years, and suddenly grabbed Shi Lei's hand holding the wine glass.
"Shitou, you're doing a good job." Qin Qiong squeezed out a smile that was even worse than crying, and nodded very hard, strengthening his tone.
"Among the younger generation of the Tang Dynasty, Uncle Qin is very happy to have a powerful general like you. In the future, we will definitely kill generals and flags for me, so that everyone can know that our Tang Dynasty is definitely a hero." Qin Qiong was very proud when he said this.
"The swords and swords on the battlefield are eyeless. Be careful that you are the real one. Don't be like your uncle Qin, and you will become powerless when you get old.
Then what did Dr. Sun say, I can’t drink too much, so I’ll be exempted from drinking, and I’m saying that I’ll apologize.
Uncle Qin will be very happy if he twists off the heads of a few more enemy generals in the future." Qin Qiong grabbed Shi Lei's arm and looked like I was optimistic about you.
"You will definitely live up to Uncle Qin's expectations and let all enemies see the heroic martial arts of the Tang Dynasty."
After hearing the idol's words, Shi Lei's face turned red with excitement. He quickly expressed his attitude. Qin Qiong nodded with relief.
However, after Shi Lei's reassurance, he realized that something was wrong.
Many uncles and uncles either say that they are unwell, or that they should follow the doctor's advice, drink less alcohol, eat more vegetarian food, and pay attention to the way of health preservation.
The most ridiculous thing is Liu Hongji, who is old and has to carry back several romantic figures from his concubines to his home every year, eat, drink, go for food, drink, and gamble. There is no old hooligan who is willing to lose to others. He actually said that he has to devote himself to Buddhism recently, so he can't even touch even if he drinks or sex. When he gets home, he bathes and burns incense and studies Buddhist principles seriously.
But should you put down the braised trouser trouser in your hand first, and then wipe the wine at the corner of your mouth before saying this?
Shi Lei could only sigh that he was a thief who had been hiding from a sea of corpses and blood. When he talked about lies, he could not change his face and bend his heart. He could not think of any other words except admiration.
"No one of my peers was convinced. Now I have to say the word "submission" to Shi Tou."
"You can make these old guys surrender, that is, you Shitou."
As soon as Shi Lei returned to the table where his peers were, Cheng Chumo and the others came over and expressed their admiration in a lingering manner.
From their words, Shi Lei finally understood why the situation was now.
It turns out that these elders are afraid that everyone will drink high again later, especially Shi Lei drank too much and threw them on the roof again. He really can't afford to lose that person.
This is why everyone has a tacit understanding and finds various excuses and refuses to drink, and Shi Lei’s apology has not even been drunk.
Shi Lei was completely embarrassed now. This was a bit embarrassing. It seemed that this title could not be washed off. How could he live his life in the pile of generals in the future?
However, Shi Lei was quickly taken to drink by his peers, so he should throw this trouble aside first.
But he didn't notice the vicious gazes of the elders, looking at their children.
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Chapter completed!