Chapter 224: The peony flowers die, and it is also romantic to be a ghost
Walking on the way to Lizhou, Shi Lei was chatting and laughing with the two sisters Yu Linglong who were happy again, telling a little bit of erotic joke from time to time, making the two sisters shy. After walking in Yizhou City, the sadness caused by the separation was finally almost done.
After all, if you want to go to such a faraway place in Chang'an, will the two little girls still miss their relatives? Even though Shi Lei had already given them a long vacation, asked them to return to the village, reunite for a while, and also fought with Yin, who had truly grown into the leader of the village, and defeated this future brother-in-law.
After this trip to Yizhou, Shi Lei became more thoughtful and became much more enjoyable. Especially after hearing the detective cavalry who was deliberately left behind, he sent back to Yizhou Grand Governor Dou Gui and died of "Ma Shangfeng".
Only the blacksmith, who was depressed all the way. After so long, he still couldn't figure out how Shi Lei did it.
He was responsible for arranging the escort work very well. He knew that the staff at home were really useless.
At least there are so many people, no one who is really close to Dou Lu’s side, whether it is open or the dark forces.
But he was so dead, so coincidental that he happened to be. Not long after Shi Lei visited him, he wouldn't believe it if he said that it was not Shi Lei's fault.
But he scratched his head and didn't understand how Shi Lei did it.
"What I learned in technical secondary school is to wiping,
You are the strange man in the world,
I'm the Lala cherry on the ground.
I want to give you the fresh flowers,
You made me smell the biting fragrance." Shi Lei was singing "The Legend of Weird" in his Chang'an dialect.
This song was undoubtedly sung for Dou Gui. As for how many praises there are and how many ironic it is, it is really hard to say.
Anyway, Shi Lei sang it, which was so refreshing. His broken voice was quite suitable for singing such songs.
The tune is quite simple. Although Shi Lei is a little bit incomplete in tone, he will not be completely out of tune. When he is in a good mood, he accidentally sings with a sense of chicness, at least in the eyes of the Yu Linglong sisters.
As soon as Shi Lei saw them, his eyes that were about to burst into stars would be particularly satisfied, and he would sing more vigorously.
As for the guards on the side, they kept twitching the corners of their mouths, they were not in Shi Lei's eyes at all.
Don't you have to care about these details at all, this is what you want.
"Hey, Shitou, tell me how you did it."
After the team stayed in Hanzhou that day, they arranged the inn guard work. They tossed and turned for several days because of this matter. Even the blacksmith uncle who couldn't sleep well could not help but ask Shi Lei.
This is what the blacksmith is like. She is relatively simple in her mind, but she will think about something for a long time, which means it is actually a bit obsessive-compulsive disorder.
But it’s thanks to this kind of stubbornness, otherwise I wouldn’t have achieved such great success in the blacksmith’s craftsmanship.
Who makes obsessive-compulsive disorder is the standard for engineering men?
"I thought you understood it, or could help but not ask." The hunter uncle next to him looked at the blacksmith without hesitation.
"You understand, you said." Uncle Blacksmith glanced at the hunter uncle indifferently, and the latter remained silent in depression.
Although he was following Shi Lei during the process and had some speculations about this, he really didn't understand what was going on.
Only the butler smiled mysteriously next to him. Shi Lei's tricks naturally had no secrets in front of this old world that was recognized as a black-hearted man by his family.
However, knowing that Shi Lei enjoys this process very much, he will definitely not be a villain in vain and steal the limelight from his own head of the family.
"Let Shi Tou tell you about it, I want to hear the detailed process too."
The butler also agreed with Shi Lei's actions, so he happily called him Shi Tou.
"Actually, the layout of this matter has begun long ago. We must start with Uncle Wei returning to Yizhou to take charge."
Shi Lei looked at the uncles with satisfaction and said with a smile.
We also have to work hard to show off our own style, but unfortunately we don’t have a feather fan and lack a little feather fan and a little free and easy-going spirit like Zhuge Liang.
"Uncle Wei has always been paying attention to the movement rules of Douluo, especially the daily itinerary.
After we have completely controlled the power of Yizhou, it will be much more convenient to do this.
On the first day we arrived in Yizhou, the clever guy who came to lead me was actually the one who sent me Uncle Wei to convey the information. He was responsible for delivering all the latest information to me.
Through these days of travel, I have stepped on all the places that Dou Luo often goes to, so that I can start later."
Shi Lei stroked his chin proudly and looked at the uncles who were listening carefully.
"The real action started with a visit to Dou Zhi.
After I made the plan and prepared various ambushes, I waited quietly for this guy to get into the trap I had designed long ago." Shi Lei smiled.
"As for visiting the other officials, on the one hand, it is to better cover my true purpose, and on the other hand, it also means to create a proof of absence.
When this scene is finally completed, it will be truly staged, the most important part." Shi Lei nodded and said.
"The specific process is like this. Dou Gui has a concubine he loves very much.
He specially set up a separate courtyard for her outside to use it as a love nest for secret love.
After all, the yellow-faced woman in his family is too strict, and it is unlikely to take this young woman from the top brand home.
After I, a ignorant junior, passed away, in a few days, this old man could no longer bear it and wanted to have a secret meeting with his concubine.
Although he often changes his principles, there are several intersections that he still has to pass through.
It happened that a few little spiders also squatted into these places, and happened to jump onto the high-ranking official when he passed by.
Do you jump spider? You just like to jump like this."
Shi Lei was in high spirits and gestured as he spoke.
"When he came to the concubine's house, he felt a long-lost blood boiling, rushing and burning in his body.
Governor Dou, who felt that he had welcomed the second spring, couldn't wait to pull his concubine and start to be loyal.
This is probably the hardest time in his life. He is so excited and excited.
As a result, "Ga" was pulled over and never woke up again.
Then we heard such unfortunate news. The Grand Governor, Lord Dou Gui, who was deeply loved by the people of Yizhou, devoted his life to the land he loved deeply because of his efforts to the development of Yizhou. It is really regrettable." Shi Lei shook his head and sighed in a fake manner.
"Unfortunately, I know this cute little spider, this little guy in front of you."
Shi Lei picked up a modified poisonous spider from his side and put it in his hand, and held it in front of several uncles.
"Let me introduce this little hero to you.
Ding Ding Ding, the poisonous spider I transformed has the jumping ability and vision of a jumping spider, and the toxicity of a wandering spider.
This toxicity not only causes symptoms of suffocation and death, but also has a unique effect, which is abnormality.
An old man like Dou Gui can hold a flagpole for several hours, or even a day.
But this little guy is too small and can only allow him to enjoy dozens of minutes of bliss.
Then no matter from any perspective, this respectable governor seemed to die from the wind on the horse.
It’s really like a peony that dies under a flower, and being a ghost is a romantic one! Tsk tsk." Shi Lei said with an astonishment.
"The stone is beautifully done, it makes this guy feel so comfortable to die, it's a bargain." Uncle Blacksmith said relievedly.
After resolving this doubt, Uncle Blacksmith and his team were able to sleep well. After that, they were particularly energetic when they rushed to the road.
Just to save more time for wedding preparation, we can’t appreciate the scenery along the way and the scenery of various cities.
Only some places where you have to stay will add various supplies, or you will have to take a break if you have something to do in Yizhou.
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Chapter completed!