Chapter 1193 A pair of underwear suffocates a hero
Time passed like flowing water, and another half a year passed, and it was the end of 2016 in a blink of an eye.
In the late winter evening, at the entrance of the "Wenbaping Township" in the west of China, a naked "corpse" lying on the ground without moving for a long time.
"Quake~"
A crow who likes to eat carrion in the sky was yelling "rattle". After hovering for a while, the crow swooped down and pecked at the back of the "corpse".
With a "bang", the crow's pale yellow beak made a crisp sound as if it hits the leather.
Maybe it was because the collision was too fierce. The crow was dizzy and turned around on the ground, and after a while, it flew up with its wings.
It was dark, and the naked "corpse" still didn't move.
The night wind did not blow into this valley surrounded by mountains on three sides. It was still like late autumn. Although it was cold, it was not as good as the bones. This "corpse" just lies quietly...
The cold night passed, and when the first ray of sunshine shone into this valley, the "corpse" on the ground was still there. The difference is that this "corpse" is not the same leaves, and is covered with white frost like gravel. The skin on the back even renders a milky, white and white halo under the sunlight.
One hour, two hours...
When the sunlight was fully raised, it was already ten o'clock in the morning. The fingers of the "corpse" suddenly moved, and an ant that had crawled between his fingers was so scared that he ran away in panic.
As the first finger moved, the whole palm soon responded.
I don’t know if I was convinced of something, but this palm kept rubbing the stones on the ground. After five minutes, the "corpse" lying on the ground finally raised its head, and it was Fang Yuanshan.
Looking at the stone in his hand, Nose Yi subconsciously took a deep breath. After confirming that it was the air, a look of ecstasy instantly surged on his face.
However, after the focal length was widened, when he saw the desolate scenery in the valley, Fang Yuanshan's face was filled with a solemn expression. He glanced around with vigilance. After he was convinced that there was no one around him, he struggled hard and tried to sit up.
"Ouch~"
A violent stinging pain came from the chest, and the sudden pain made Fang Yuanshan, who had already supported half of his body, pounce on him again.
"Is that a big deal this time."
After cursing, although his chest still hurt, half of his face was full of a happy smile.
After resuming the urge, he turned over with difficulty, and made himself face naked. Looking at the blue sky like blue sky, he couldn't help but murmur: "It's so good to live."
At this time, when he looked at the place where he was lying down, he found that a hard rock had been crushed to pieces, and there was crushed rock powder stuck to it on his chest.
He just lay down and rested for five minutes, then raised his arms and touched his chest. Fortunately, he had only two broken ribs and the broken parts were still in good condition.
My arms were supported backwards, and after sitting up, I found that I was naked all over. My little brother hung it below, and a whirlwind echoed in the valley, and instantly there was a feeling of wind blowing the eggs and the eggs cool.
"Damn, it's so miserable."
He muttered, and turned around the valley and looked around. The desolate scene made him think he had reached a new dimension, but he always felt that this place was very familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.
After a while, he was surprised and said, "Hey, isn't this the hidden dragon place?"
After confirming that he was not wrong, his face once again had a look of ecstasy and murmured: "It's great to go home, it's great to go home, haha... cough cough..."
As he spoke, he laughed, but then he was interrupted by the stinging pain in his chest and opened his mouth and let out a violent cough.
Thinking of the broken ribs in his chest, he forced himself to suppress his excitement and slowly got up from the ground.
I turned my head and looked at the rock powder in the "human-shaped sunken" on the ground. I wondered if it was facing my head when it fell, I wonder if it would turn white. Idiot?
I checked up and down. I found that except for a little scratch, my limbs were intact, without breaking, and without missing arms and legs.
"I knew that the ancestor was very good to me. When I went back, I would definitely reshape my golden body for you."
Fang Yuanshan, who was involved in the cracks in time and space at that time, hid in the space as soon as possible, but at this time he realized that the space was vulnerable in front of the great power of heaven and earth, and was instantly squeezed and deformed.
That is, before the space completely collapsed, the Wolong, carved from unknown stone, actually entered the space of Fangyuan Mountain.
Seeing that a person and a "dragon" were about to be destroyed by space, he, with the determination to die, simply left the space and wanted to see what the cracks in time and space look like before he died, and it would be a waste of time and trip to the world.
But at this moment, the wading dragon emitted white light all over his body, excluding the unrivalled power of time and space outside.
The images of the cracks in time and space are bizarre, with colorful light bands, digitized characters, and elongated lights. He even saw a person's life flashing in front of his eyes like a movie fast forward.
However, all this has nothing to do with him. He just thought about how to leave the damn crack of time and space, and prayed to the Three Qing Heavenly Lord. As long as he could come back safely, he would definitely have a stick of incense sooner or later and reshape their golden body.
I don’t know if it was his prayer that took effect or the dragon he was holding tightly, but after less than a minute passed in the colorful light belt, he was "pushed" at the next "fork in the road".
Don’t consider other things for now. The most urgent thing is to find some cover clothes, otherwise you will be caught as a savage and your old face will be thrown away.
The valley was empty and there was nothing, so he couldn't even find a larger leaf to cover it.
Helplessly, he could only walk towards the entrance of the valley. Fang Yuanshan's skin seemed like leather and was extremely tough. The sharp stones did not cause any damage to the soles of his feet, and even a white mark could not be left behind.
After leaving the valley, the small mountain village in front appeared in front of him. Seeing this scene he had vaguely seen, he was sure that this was "Wenchuan County", an unknown small mountain village under Wenbaping Township.
Going out naked like this will definitely scare the old man inside, but after searching in the forest for a long time, I couldn't find anything like plastic film. Finally, I simply peeled off the bark from a dead tree and surrounded it.
"What, why bother?"
Although it was a self-deprecating word, when he thought of Lei Xing, he felt that his trip was not unfair.
Without thinking too much, after entering the mountain village, I walked on the ancient bluestone road, peering around with my head, trying to find a piece of clothing to put on.
Finally, I found an old Zhongshan suit hanging outside in front of a thatched hut. The cuffs that were hung on the pounding were worn out.
I looked into the house and found that there was no one inside. After jumping in, I pulled down the Zhongshan suit, and then pulled another half-dry off-white autumn pants, and then ran away.
"Sincerely sinful~"
Thinking that this place is remote, these two pieces of clothing are probably the only set of clothes for the head of the household to change clothes, but he stole them by someone else. Fang Yuanshan felt deeply guilty.
Fang Yuanshan, who wanted to come back to apologize, ran into the woods next to the road with his clothes. After putting on the clothes, the feeling of shame finally faded a little.
He looked down at his crotch and found that his younger brother was still open in an empty position. Although it was better than the whole naked just now, it still made him quite uncomfortable. He felt that it was necessary to find another pair of shorts.
What made him depressed was that he didn't even see any house with underwear hanging on his back until he walked to the entrance of the village, or even found that he was drying clothes.
"Is that possible, it's impossible to go in and steal, right?"
This mountain village is still a long way from the countryside, and he has no certificate yet, so his clothes are just passing by. If he is arrested as a thief, he will have fun.
Tomorrow, the headlines of newspapers around the world are: Fang Yuanshan, chairman of Yuanshan Group, and in a certain year, he sneaked into a farmer, stealing his underwear, and ragged several clothes...
“Huh~”
Thinking of this possibility, he shuddered.
"Is that a pair of underwear suffocated to death~"
Gripping his teeth, he finally decided to "borrow" a pair of underwear or wear it.
I found a locked house and walked in. The yard was covered with weeds, and it seemed that it had been abandoned for a while.
I walked closer and pulled the lock on it hard. Unexpectedly, the lock did not break, but instead pulled it down along the door panel, making a "boom" sound, and it ran from afar in this quiet mountain village.
"Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He fanned the dust raised, then stepped into the room on the door panel.
There were very few things in the house, a few stacks of firewood, a water tank without water, and an old wooden bed with straw mats.
Seeing this scene, he was suddenly disappointed. Just as he was about to leave, he thought about it and walked towards the bed, lifted up the straw mat on the bed, and a decayed wooden box appeared underground.
"Hehe, kill that guy, you really can't stop the luck from the city wall."
Fang Yuanshan, who was grinning, slowly bent down and opened the lid of the wooden box under the bed. A nest of mice sleeping on their clothes ran around in fear.
I pulled out a few pieces of clothes from the box, shook off the rat shit stuck on it, and put it in front of me and tried it. Although it didn't fit well, it was finally better than nothing.
The only bad thing is that these clothes are all summer clothes, big shorts, floral shirts, and white vests. The only one that is pretty good is ripped jeans.
I didn't care about the spots on my jeans, so I just pulled it over and looked at it, and it felt okay.
After putting on the vest, I put on that Zhongshan outfit. After no problem, I just wanted to leave here, but I suddenly remembered that I was still barefoot.
After looking around the house, I found a pair of sandals covered with spider webs in the corner of the wall. I pulled it up and left here...
Chapter completed!