Chapter 69 Senior Sister Super God Ten Kills
In the latest chapter of "Sword Art Online", Ji Kong wrote about the chapter on Kirito going to fight the resurrection potion.
In the original work, Kawahara Riki added this chapter as an extra after finishing the content of the first volume, so in the novel, when Kirito killed Kayaba Akihiko, the resurrection potion was not released yet.
But here, Ji Kong made a small modification.
As for the purpose, it is naturally for that huge bug.
I believe anyone who has watched "Sword Art Online" still remembers that Kirito was killed in the decisive battle with Akihiko Kayaba, although the Blood Bar had already returned to zero, but at the last moment he remembered Asuna's trust in him, so he didn't die, but even killed Akihiko Kayaba before he died completely.
Perhaps some people find it very ignited and touching when they see this, but Ji Kong only feels a bit nonsense.
If it is in reality, I heard that someone was stabbed in the heart, but he still lived for a while because of the obsession in his heart, Ji Kong believed it.
But in the game, Ji Kong didn't believe it anyway!
It's like you are clearly unplugged but still able to access the Internet by your mind. Isn't this nonsense?
If there is such a magical thing, poisonous milk powder will not be criticized as "dismissed city and weak warriors".
So Ji Kong always felt that the protagonist's halo was too obvious and too brainless in that plot, so he changed the plot slightly, allowing Kirito to get the resurrection pill first, and did not hand it over to Klein. In the final decisive battle, he used this potion to turn the world around!
After reading the comments for a while, Ji Kong went to other post bars to visit. What disappointed him was that the novels of the Literary Bar were still not updated.
It seems that the other party is a eunuch.
Ji Kong felt a little disappointed, but this is also a normal thing. Most of the newcomers write novels based on the initial impulse. When this impulse fades, their enthusiasm for creation will also fade. After that, the update tasks of thousands of words every day will make them feel miserable.
Of course, the most unbearable thing is that you are sitting in front of the computer and there are many fun games on the computer, but you have to make a mistake. This feeling is really painful!
So, eunuchs are often born like this.
After sighing with some disappointment, Ji Kong looked at the backstage of the Tieba again and found that the registered users had exceeded the 80,000 mark, which was 30,000 more than yesterday's 50,000!
Ji Kong's reputation value has also increased by 800 again. Ji Kong estimated that by midnight, his reputation value should be able to break through the 2,000 mark!
Ji Kong knew that all this was the credit of the emoticon package of Funny Jun. After the emoticon package was put into use by major forums, his reputation may increase faster!
I have to say that in terms of short-term reputation accumulation, the effect of this emoticon package is really invincible!
Of course, this rapid increase will only occur in the early stage. After everyone understands this emoticon package in the later stage, the increase in reputation will inevitably slow down a lot.
Then he looked at Muse's post again, and what disappointed him was that there were very few visitors and only more than fifty followers.
Apart from the few published by Ji Kong, there are only two posts:
The first post is quite normal, and I am praising the cuteness of Muse, but it does not have much nutrition as it is.
The second post is a bit too much:
"I only recognize A-risey, what is μ's? Although the story looks quite touching, who knows if it was made up?"
Ji Kong was annoyed when he saw it, so he deleted the post directly and forever blocked the person's ID.
After doing this, Ji Kong suddenly realized that I am a permission dog, why should I promote it in such a normal way?
Thinking of this, Ji Kong went directly to the administrator's backend, and was very shameless, putting those posts that didn't even reply to the popular news on the homepage.
After doing all this, Ji Kong felt refreshed. As expected, the taste of being a power dog is so refreshing!
After he finished all these things, Shiyu Kasumi also brought supper to the dining table and called him to go for dinner.
However, when Ji Kong saw the dishes on the table, he couldn't feel happy...
"That...Student Shiyu, can you ask, what the dish you cooked tonight is..." Looking at the colorful dishes in front of you, Ji Kong swallowed his saliva with difficulty.
"It's my special love meal!" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu replied with a gentle face, her burgundy eyes were moist.
"Love food or something..."
Ji Kong took a look and found that there was indeed a love on his bowl of white rice - but who can tell me why this love is black?
In addition, among the side dishes prepared for him, there were black, yellow, green, half black and half yellow, and there were no distinction between what it was.
If you just look at the color, it is still a painting with some colors, but this is not a painting, it is a plate of food!
Ji Kong asked with a difficult look on his face: "Even if it's a loving meal, why is this heart black?"
"I think you guys prefer black things, such as black stockings, black beeping, black beeping, etc., so I added it."
Shiyu Kasumichi explained with a smile, "I can't find anything black, so I used soy sauce, and it looked like it was okay."
Fortunately, soy sauce is not oil, and at least it won’t kill anyone after eating it...
Ji Kong felt relieved inexplicably in his heart, and pointed at another one and said, "What is that yellow one?"
“This is a fish ball.”
How could the fish balls be yellow...
Ji Guanbao started sweating again, "Then, what is the black one?"
"That's chicken." Shiyu Kasumichi answered for granted.
Ji Kongxin thought you wouldn't be able to make chicken feathers together, so he swallowed hard, "What's yellow and black?"
"It's a pig's lungs mixed with onions, isn't it awesome?"
I'll take a look. Which one is black, onion or pig's lungs? Could that pig die of lung cancer due to smoking...
Ji Kong felt his stomach contracted a little, "I understand that green, it's chopped green, right?"
"Ji Jun's vision is not good, that's the ingredients for garlic paste..."
Why is garlic green?
Ji Kong felt his stomach start to churn and said with a forced smile: "I seemed to have eaten too much snack in KTV before, but now I can't eat it..."
"I know Ji Jun thinks the food is a bit bad, but these foods have poured my heart into them. Will Ji Jun let it go?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu said with a sad face.
Ji Kong couldn't help but complain: "But why do I think your intention is to kill me?"
"Forget it, since Ji Jun really doesn't want to eat it, I'll pour it out."
Shiyu Xiazhiqiu sighed and stood up, "I really didn't expect that Ji Jun is such a person - he likes to say bad things behind his back, question others' wishes casually, dare not take responsibility if he does something wrong, and he doesn't know how to give in to girls..."
"Stop talking! I'll eat! I'll eat it, right?!"
Seeing that Shiyu Xiazhiqiu said that she would never give up for three days and three nights, Ji Kong finally couldn't stand it anymore. She grabbed the plate, picked up a bite of the dish and put it in her mouth. She swallowed it without chewing it at all!
After all the things were taken off, Shiyu Kasumi smiled and asked, "How is it? Is that okay?"
Ji Kong's face turned blue and white, his eyes were a little loose, his neck was sometimes thick and thin, and it took him a long time to speak hard: "No...wrong, it has a very postmodern charm..."
Shiyu Xiazhiqiu said with a smile: "Since you like to eat, I will cook it for you every day from now on!"
Ji Kong suddenly fell to the ground and did not get up again.
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Senior sister is super gods and kills ten times, and she will finish scattering flowers!!!
Chapter completed!