Chapter 85 Recalling the Blowjob on the Phoenix Stage
After much persuasion, Liu's mother finally stopped her thoughts of asking questions, and Zhang Xuanqing finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Liu Ping was afraid that her mother would re-report the old words, so she hurriedly changed the topic: "Mom, why are you and Yan'er here today?"
Clinking, Liu's mother glared at her with a angrily look: "Why are we here? If we don't come, when will you hide it from us?"
Liu Ping: “…”
This is the rhythm of driving yourself crazy!
Fortunately, Liu Yan spoke at this time: "Sister, you forgot, today is your birthday, mom and I are here to celebrate your birthday." As he said that, he pointed to the coffee table: "Ye, look, you have bought all the birthday cakes for you, and the gifts I have prepared for you."
I saw two boxes on the coffee table, one birthday cake and one gift box. Zhang Xuanqing and Liu Ping had been worried before, but they didn't notice it.
Liu Ping was in a daze, and then she remembered that today was her birthday. Zhang Xuanqing looked at her with a weird look: Who is she? She doesn’t remember her birthday, no wonder Liu’s mother came so coincidental today.
Not intentionally, right?
At this time, Liu Yan picked up the gift box and put it in Liu Ping's arms, and urged her to take it apart. Then she suddenly turned her head and looked at Zhang Xuanqing: "Brother-in-law, what is the gift you prepared for my sister?"
Zhang Xuanqing: “…”
Brother-in-law, your sister, your sister, your sister! I don’t know which birthday gift your sister has prepared for?
"Yan'er, don't talk nonsense, he is not your brother-in-law." Liu Ping's face was not very good, and she put the gift box aside with a dark face.
Liu Yan stuck out her tongue: "I know, I call you brother now, and I can call you brother-in-law in the future." She turned to look at Zhang Xuanqing again, and said with a bit of playfulness: "Brother Zhang, what gift did you prepare for my sister?"
...Look at this has no eyesight and no ability to speak!
Zhang Xuanqing was almost kneeling for the other party. He wanted to say nothing, but suddenly found that Liu's mother was also looking at her. Her heart skipped a beat and said to herself: It's over. With her "relationship" with Liu Ping now, if she really had nothing, Liu's mother would definitely not be able to spare her. Her eyes rolled, and she immediately thought about it and laughed: "A gift, there is a gift. I have already given it today. Well, I'll give it to your sister for no more dysmenorrhea!"
He said it very seriously, really seriously, and it was consistent with the facts. After all, he had just made medicine and massaged Liu Ping, and at a very early age he wrote down the prescription for Liu Ping. It was really easy to solve the problem of dysmenorrhea.
However, this sentence has become more charming in the eyes of others. As we all know, who can’t have dysmenorrhea? Pregnant women! Are there any other better treatments for dysmenorrhea besides pregnancy?
No!
Liu Yan covered her little mouth with a shocked face and a hint of shyness. Liu's mother sat up straight in an instant, with a serious face: "Pingping, tell my mother, are you pregnant?"
Liu Ping: “…”
I have the heart to kill Zhang Xuanqing!
This time, Liu's mother did not give the two a chance to explain, and she was determined to believe that her daughter had such a relationship with Zhang Xuanqing. She looked at the two of them with stern expressions: "I don't know what you think, but if you have children, you must decide the marriage. Xiao Zhang, I'll call your parents tomorrow and let us sit together for a meal."
Zhang Xuanqing was completely confused. Why did he get married? Why did he make up? He was speechless: "Auntie, this, this..."
"Why, you don't want to be responsible?"
"no……"
"That's all, call your parents tomorrow."
"But……"
"But what, don't you want to marry my Pingping?"
“…”
Faced with Liu's mother's step-by-step pressing, Zhang Xuanqing instantly retreated and looked at Liu Ping as if asking for help. But Liu Ping was angry and turned her head away, not looking at him, as if she was saying: You can make a fuss by yourself, you can solve it yourself.
Zhang Xuanqing secretly complained in his heart that he could not get married. With his bad life, a woman with a wedding photo is no less than asking for death. Take Liu Ping as an example. When he met for the first time, he hit the hospital. The second time he met, he was kidnapped directly. Today is the third time. Although he got one million and seemed to be lucky, he learned that he could not spend it and would never have any fortune in his life. If he really lived together, could he still have a life?
After thinking hard for a while, Zhang Xuanqing suddenly had an idea. As Liu's mother barked, she stretched out her thighs, took out the wallet in her trouser pocket, and slapped it on the table.
Liu's mother stopped talking for a moment, and her face became very ugly: "What do you mean?" Even Xiao Zhang stopped calling.
Liu Ping and Liu Yan also changed their faces. The former was stunned at first, then anger appeared on his face. The latter was stunned except for surprise: Brother-in-law... No, is he trying to solve the problem with money?
Zhang Xuanqing smiled embarrassedly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I have no money here." He picked up his wallet, opened it, and raised it at the mother and daughter, letting them see that the place where the money was filled was empty. Then he took out the only thing inside, the ID card, and respectfully handed it to Liu's mother: "Auntie, look, I'm underage."
Liu's mother took it and saw that the ID card showed that the date of birth was two thousand years old. It was only eighteen after the Chinese New Year. She looked weird: "What's going on?" Looking at Zhang Xuanqing's face, she didn't look like the seventeenth one. Is it too precocious? Turning back to see her daughter, the old cow eats young grass?
Zhang Xuanqing seized the opportunity and quickly introduced the situation at home. She thought it would give up Liu's mother's thoughts, but Liu's mother clapped her hands: "This is easy. Let Yan'er's father and elder brother call tomorrow and change your age."
"Mom, I'm hungry." Liu Ping had to speak at this time and change the topic.
Liu's mother slapped her forehead: "Yes, yes, yes, look at my brain. The first time, I should eat something to replenish my body... Yan'er, let your sister rest for Xiao Zhang here, let's go to the kitchen to cook."
"Oh." Liu Yan agreed obediently. The two of them were here to celebrate Liu Ping's birthday, so they bought vegetables on the way and put them in the kitchen.
However, Liu's mother's mind was obviously not that simple. When she arrived at the kitchen, she closed the door and began to ask Liu Yan and Zhang Xuanqing about it.
...
Outside the kitchen, Zhang Xuanqing and Liu Ping stared at each other with big eyes.
Liu Ping bit her teeth secretly, and was furious, wishing to tear Zhang Xuanqing: "It depends on what you did!"
Zhang Xuanqing looked innocent: "What does it have to do with me? Your mother is thinking too much."
Liu Ping was angry: "Get out of here!"
Zhang Xuanqing followed the good deeds and said: "It's easy to say, let's get out now." He stood up and walked out.
"Stop it!" Liu Ping called him. No matter what the relationship between the two in Liu's mother's eyes was, she would be sure that Zhang Xuanqing would leave now and she would be embarrassed.
Helplessly, Zhang Xuanqing had to return, and the two fell silent again.
After a while, Liu Ping said, "Today... first follow my mother and say that after dinner, you will say that you have something to do. Go away quickly. This matter will be over, do you know?"
"I know, I know, isn't it just pretending to be a couple first?" Zhang Xuanqing nodded honestly.
In fact, it has nothing to do with Liu’s misunderstandings. Anyway, it’s just this day, who will know who he leaves tomorrow?
The next thing was much easier. During the meal, Liu's mother said what was. She said she got married, and Zhang Xuanqing agreed; she said she called her parents, and Zhang Xuanqing agreed. She didn't pay attention to Liu Ping's face getting darker and darker.
After finally finishing the meal, Zhang Xuanqing said goodbye and left quickly as Liu Ping said he would give him a try.
When he walked out the door and waited for the elevator, Zhang Xuanqing was still kind to Liu Ping: "Okay, you go back, I don't have to send him off." Liu Ping didn't say anything, and kicked him on the calf bone: "Who told you to agree to get married!"
"Didn't you say?" Zhang Xuanqing grinned and hugged her calf and sucked the cold air.
Liu Ping said with a dark face: "I asked you to follow her and admit our relationship first, but you can't follow everything!"
"You didn't make it clear..." Zhang Xuanqing felt very wronged.
Liu Ping glared at him, said nothing, turned her head, turned around, and went home.
Zhang Xuanqing grinned, and the elevator was just opened, he got in, went downstairs, left the corridor, and found a bench in the community to lie down and sleep!
It was getting late, and he didn't have a penny in his pocket, so he could only spend one night.
...
It was a dimness, a trance, and a dizzy moment. Zhang Xuanqing woke up from sleep, and then another dizzy moment.
"Ah--" He screamed, then fell heavily to the ground, making a thump.
In the courtyard, Liu Jiannan was practicing martial arts. He stopped immediately after hearing the sound and ran to the front: "Master Zhang, what's wrong with you?"
Zhang Xuanqing covered her waist and said, "I fell to death by Dao!"
Liu Jiannan looked at him and then on the roof, looking strange: "You didn't come down last night?"
It is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and he has not forgotten the conversation between the two on the roof last night.
Zhang Xuanqing hummed and said, "I feel quite sleepy when you leave, so I just slept on it."
Liu Jiannan smiled strangely: "I admire you, I admire you!" Zhang Xuanqing's teeth were so angry that he itched.
At this time, the Wu couple had already taken Wu Gong down the mountain to celebrate the New Year. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, only Master Gong, Yuan Tiangang, Liu Jiannan, Li Chunfeng and Zhang Xuanqing were left in Xianyun Temple.
After breakfast, the five people were still sitting in the same place, talking about the world, talking about the mysteries, the classics, the collections of scriptures, the secrets of the world, the feng shui and human feelings.
Speaking of the rise, Mr. Gong also became a vassal and played the song with a piano.
Yuan Tiangang said: "I heard from my uncle that Mr. Gong was a musician in the Sui Palace before. It seemed that something happened to me that I escaped from Taileshu and hid my name. Listen, this song is called "Reminiscing the Flute on the Phoenix Platform", taken from the allusion of "Xiao Shinong Yu". It was written by Mr. Master and another person. It is said that this song was originally Xiao Qu, but it was later changed to the piano music."
Xiao Shi Nongyu talked about a couple of immortals: Xiao Shi was good at playing the flute, making the sound of phoenixes. Qin Mu Gong had a daughter named Nongyu, and was also good at playing the flute. The two were married by Qin Mu Gong and got married. One night, playing the flute under the moon, attracting purple phoenixes and red dragons. Xiao Shi told Nongyu that he was an immortal in the upper world and had a different fate with Nongyu, so he used the sound of flutes. Now the dragon and phoenixes are welcomed, so he can go. So Xiao Shi rode the dragon, played the jade and crossed the phoenixes, and both soared into the air. Later Qin Mu Gong sent people to chase him, and he went to the middle peak of Huashan. There was no sign of anyone, so he built a Phoenix Platform under the Star Cliff to commemorate it.
Seeing Mr. Gong gently caressing Yaoqin and showing a reminiscence expression on his face, Zhang Xuanqing sighed quietly: It turns out that this is a person with a story.
Chapter completed!