"good!"

"Very right, very right!"

"Brother Zhang is indeed a talented person, and we are not as many as we can!"

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"I have many mountains and rivers in the south of the Yangtze River, but no matter how many mountains and rivers, it is all between heaven and earth, but no matter how many talents there are, they are just disciples of saints. The north is the political center, and Saint Confucius was born in Shandong. Xiaoyou Zhang is right!"

After Zhang Xuanqing finished talking, he still cheered all over the house, and the last sentence was said by Mr. He.

Although everyone present may not be all human beings, they can see Zhou Bingchang's sinister intentions, but they remember that Zhang Xuanqing was helping them find a place, and even more so how arrogant Zhou Bingchang was before.

Don’t say that Zhang Xuanqing is right, even if it is right or not, they dare to praise him to death. How could Zhou Bingchang’s plan succeed?

This guy made Zhou Bingchang angry. It was really a thrilling thing that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. The temples on both sides were bulging and thrusting, and the teeth of the cheeks creaked.

Suddenly, a tender voice was inserted into the cheers of the men: "Ah, uncle, are you a monk?"

Everyone looked in the sound and saw that the hat that Zhang Xuanqing had been wearing had reached the girl's hand at this time, revealing the shiny bald head below.

It turned out that the little girl was angry that Zhang Xuanqing and Zhou Bingchang didn't need her to "command". Zhou Bingchang was far away from her, but Zhang Xuanqing was different. She was held in Zhang Xuanqing's arms, but no matter how she stabbed her, Zhang Xuanqing was concerned about the pair of Zhou Bingchang and stopped teasing her. This is the case with the kids. If you tease her, she would not be happy. If you don't tease her, she felt that you didn't like her anymore, and she was not happy. In order to attract Zhang Xuanqing's attention, the little girl thought of something "big move". But let her give Zhang Xuanqing a mouth. She is not such a ignorant child. After thinking about it, she thought of taking off Zhang Xuanqing's hat. This action is definitely big enough, at least it can attract Zhang Xuanqing's attention, and it is not light or heavy. But she didn't expect that she would take off Zhang Xuanqing's hat, but she showed a round bald head. Zhang Xuanqing was not doing anything yet, so she was stunned.

It was not just the little girl who was originally praising Zhang Xuanqing and were also stunned when they saw his bald head. They lowered their voices one by one, and finally became silent.

It’s not that bad about bald people. There is no Buddhist college in this world. Although the things Zhang Xuanqing did in the Tang Dynasty made Buddhism inferior to Taoism, monks are still very respectable. They have never seen monks wearing sunglasses before.

Fortunately, the little girl didn't take off Zhang Xuanqing's sunglasses, otherwise they would have seen a "monk" without eyebrows.

"Haha" I fell silent in the room. When everyone didn't know what to say, they suddenly burst into laughter. It was Zhou Bingchang.

He first laughed "haha", then sneered, and finally turned into a sneer. He asked his companion girl to stand beside him, lower his head and whisper. The girl was in her twenties and was pretty, but her cheekbones were slightly tall and her nose was thin and fleshless, making her look a bit mean.

After hearing Zhou Bingchang say it, she also giggled, looked at Zhang Xuanqing with a squint, and shouted: "Hey, monk, I also have a couplet. Do you dare to be right?"

"Oh?" Zhang Xuanqing took the hat from the little girl's hand, took it on her head as if nothing had happened, then slapped the little girl on the butt, laughed and scolded: "Little girl, want to hit her!" Then she turned to the woman: "I have always only known that couplets are only right but not right, why don't I dare to be right?"

The woman chuckled: "Okay, since you dare to be right, then listen. My first couplet is: People were once monks, but they could not become Buddhas. Please, right?"

He said it very politely, and he also used the word "please", but anyone present could hear the disrespect in the couplet.

This is a couplet that combines the characters "man" and "zeng" into "monk", "man" and "for" into "Buddha". But "for" is the same origin of "not", which means "not". There is also a saying "Buddha is not a human", which means scolding Buddha but not a human. Although the couplets in women's mouths do not respect Buddha, they are indeed disrespectful to monks. It can even be said that they have scolded monks all over the world, and that it is impossible for monks to become Buddhas.

After thinking about this, everyone looked at Zhou Bingchang with contempt. They knew that this couplet must have been told by Zhou Bingchang when he just whispered to the woman. He even guessed that the reason why Zhou Bingchang didn't say it himself was that he didn't want to offend others and was named an unrespectful monk. You must know that there are many famous monks in this world. If they are hated by the other party, it's really a villain's behavior to use a woman as a shield!

Having despised Zhou Bingchang's character, everyone couldn't help but turn their worries at Zhang Xuanqing: Is he right coming up? What will happen? But Zhang Xuanqing yawned, glanced at the woman with a squint eyes, and said lightly: "A woman is a maid, and a woman can be a slave."

good!

Everyone cheered, but this sentence was even more damaging, and it could be said that it cursed all women all over the world. And everyone had wives and children, and even if they didn’t have wives and mothers, they didn’t dare to praise them. Moreover, there were not only those women, one woman, but also Xu Shan.

Since Zhou Bangyan accepted Zhou Bingchang's challenge, Zhang Xuanqing's thrust, and now, Xu Shan has not said a word and watched quietly. She doesn't understand traditional poetry very much, nor is she a person who pretends to understand, so she acts very quietly. Even at this time, although Zhang Xuanqing's couplet is very simple and can understand it at first glance, she still pretends to be incomprehensible and sits there quietly drinking tea.

"You!" Compared to Xu Shan's reaction, the woman was already angry and her fingers pointed at Zhang Xuanqing were trembling. She wanted to attack, but was stopped by Zhou Bingchang. Although Zhou Bingchang was not very good, he paid great attention to his image. His arrogance has the capital of his arrogance, but if the woman ignores her and scolds her in the street, it would be embarrassing him. After stopping the woman, he said to Zhang Xuanqing: "I have another couplet here, you are here."

"Slow down!" Zhang Xuanqing interrupted him with a hint of frowning, showing a little impatient: "You have another couplet, another couplet, I said, can we be more shameful? If I remember correctly, you said one by one at the beginning, but now it's better that you're not going to be able to answer one by one. But if you can't answer one by one, I will answer one by one, and there will be no one a little difficult. Why are you still embarrassed to say it? I thought you should be a little self-aware and retreated, but I didn't expect you to be so overestimated. In this way, why would you give it to you? If it's my turn, it's my turn?"

"Yes, it's extreme!" As soon as he finished speaking, a concise voice immediately sounded, causing Zhou Bingchang's face to turn into a pig's liver, and he swept his sleeves fiercely: "Okay! If you come out, you come out!" But he also mentioned caution in his heart: the other party's converse is powerful, and it is not easy to make a sentence. To be continued.
Chapter completed!