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It is customary to first come to a small story before the main text for everyone to taste

In the evening, the dusk was already blurred, and there were still people coming and going on the bustling city streets, and everyone was rushing home. Among the hurried pedestrians, there was a man walking slowly. The tall buildings and pedestrians were hurried on both sides, but he was walking leisurely, looking extremely chic.

The Taoist was wearing a light blue Taoist robe, a long sword, holding a whisk in his left hand, and a white cloth wrapped in his right hand. He was wearing a seven-star crown on his head, wearing canvas shoes, and had white hair. At first glance, he thought he was an octogenarian. But if you look closely at his appearance, he was extremely young, at most twenty-four or twenty-five years old.

This kind of outfit makes people feel that they are either hidden masters or actors who have just come out of the crew.

There were no pedestrians on the road, and some people looked at him curiously, but the Taoist turned a blind eye to others and was still moving forward leisurely, just his lips squirming, as if muttering something.

If the distance is close, you can hear a strange song:

"Beginner first to see the purpose, and be careful when speaking.

First, then rise, is the wonderful method of military strategists;

Lightly copying and selling sounds is the secret sect of the world.

If you have any questions, don’t answer them later. Don’t speak out without saying anything.

When talking about male fate, first thousand and then long;

When talking about female fate, first prosper and then thousands.

Everyone has good luck in the future, and all descendants are virtuous..."

This is the preface to the golden dot in the world, and the beginning of "Yingyao Pian". "Golden dot" is the general term for the heroes in the world, while "Yingyao Pian" is published in Wang Tingzhi's "Fangshu Jiyi" and "Abao Pian" in Wang Tingzhi's "Fangshu Jiyi" and "Yingyao Pian" and "Yingyao Pian" for the martial arts and fortune tellers.

This heavenly book is not a noble thing like the "wordless heavenly book". To put it bluntly, it is to observe words and expressions, judge the situation, speak people and ghosts, and is also called the ancient mind reading thing.

Take "Yingyao Pian" as an example. The beginning says: "Beginner and observe the meaning of the purpose, and be careful when speaking." This shows this. As for the Qian, Long, Wen, Qu, etc. that are often mentioned later, they are actually knowledge that deceives people.

Among them, "Qian" means intimidation, and its full name is "Slow Thousand", which means slowly fabricating a set of rhetoric, intimidating others, stimulating others' emotions, and making them feel that something big is not good; "Qian" means compliment. After all, intimidation can easily scare people away. Only after being intimidated can praise, encourage, and lift them, so that the other party can be willing to pay.

Together, Qianlong is a famous modern NAC nerve chain adjustment technique, also known as the Hell Heaven Method.

As for the later question and quibulation: "Que" means interrogation, which means to observe and ask questions at the same time; "Que" is also called "Xiangmai", which is basically to show off.

To sum up the question and grace, it means that the person will first make his mental and emotional ups and downs. When his mind is lost, he will get a conclusion through asking questions and observations. Then he will say it out in a positive tone. Shock the other party and make the other party "wrinkle". Next, the other party must be squid, even if it is a dragon, and even if it is a tiger, he must be squatted.

Speaking of this, the identity of Taoist is self-evident. He is neither a hidden master nor a film and television actor, but a liar in the world!

Fortunately, he was so dedicated that he even made a costume costume for fortune telling. However, after knowing his identity, looking at his outfit, he no longer felt as if he was leisurely born, but instead he was more like a monkey-like crown.

The Taoist himself didn't feel that way, and he was even a little satisfied with his outfit.

I saw him looking around as he walked, and wherever he looked, he didn't know which girl's thighs, chests, or buildings on both sides of the street.

suddenly!

The Taoist paused and followed the fragrance and found a barbecue stall on the side of the road. His eyes suddenly shone brightly, and he stepped forward in three or two steps, and said loudly: "Boss, come fifty lamb skewers, thirty meat tendons, twenty peppers, ten plate tendons, ten chicken wings, ten chicken hearts, three waists, one hit cool beer~~~" The momentum was so cool and heroic, and after a series of succession, I didn't even breathe.

The boss raised his head, "Okay, you guys..." Before the word "wait" was expressed, he suddenly glared at him and shouted angrily: "It's your kid! You kid dare to come!"

The Taoist was wondering at first that he had provoked him. But seeing the boss's appearance clearly, he also changed his face and secretly cried in his heart: Isn't this the barbecue stall owner who was cheated of a bachelor meal a few days ago?

At that time, he had just arrived in this city. He had just arrived, and he didn't even know anyone he knew. He paid the rent in his pocket, which was cleaner than his face. Once when he passed by a barbecue stall, he couldn't help but talk. He had an idea and simply installed a "plainclothes urban management officer". After eating and drinking, he packed a lot of them and took away... After looking around, wasn't this the stall this was the first!

This is also a fault for being a newcomer, not familiar with the terrain, and the sky is dark. If it weren't for this, he would never have made such a simple mistake and sent himself to the door with a cautious attitude that he has been trying to cause trouble for many years.

Should you pretend not to know each other and say that you have a twin brother?

The Taoist wanted to save it, but the barbecue boss didn't give him a chance at all. He cursed: "Little thief, I was deceived by you last time, but this time I see where else do you want to run away!" He stretched out his two big, greasy hands and grabbed the Taoist.

The Taoist was startled. But he stole this "Tao Robe" from the crew. Where did he buy it if it was dirty? He immediately leaned back and relying on his years of experience, he almost avoided the "sinful hands" that the boss reached out. He shouted: "Brother, he keeps clothes, misunderstandings, all misunderstandings! Brother, listen to my explanation..." His hypocritical temperament suddenly disappeared seven or eight points.

The eldest brother would not listen to his nonsense. He sputum in a thick mouthful of phlegm: "Misunderstanding you are numb! Aren't you a plainclothes urban management officer? Ah? Why have you become a Taoist priest again?" He looked angry and angry: "If I don't beat you up today, I will take your surname!"

As he said that, his elder brother had already bypassed the barbecue stall and came to the Taoist.

When the Taoist saw this, he knew that everything he said was useless. He simply retreated back and arched again, then turned around, skillfully squeezed out the crowd, and crawled behind the crowd like a swimming fish, and did not forget to turn around and shout, "Brother, don't bother me, I'll go home and pull the shit, you don't need to hit you."

It's so annoying!

The eldest brother saw him slipping fast and planned to let him go. After all, how much money can a meal be worth? But when the Taoist almost teased, he was furious. Seeing that he couldn't catch up, he picked up a beer bottle and shouted: "Leave you for me!"

The green beer bottle swirled and rushed to the back of the Taoist's head, just like rehearsing, hitting the back of the Taoist's head.

"Ouch--"

The Taoist cried out in pain, but he didn't expect that my elder brother was so accurate. He had this martial arts to set up a stall to sell barbecue, and he couldn't rob the bank!

But no matter how much he complained, he didn't dare to stop fighting back. He just took the time to turn around and rushed to the stall owner and raised his middle finger, shouting: "Barbecue sells, wait for me, today we have a grudge against each other!" After that, he continued to run away without looking back.

Well, he just dares to speak harshly.

After running three streets and five alleys in a row, the Taoist was panting and out of breath. When he turned around, he was willing to stop, bent over and sputtered, spitting, and gasped, "Bah! Didn't it just that I didn't have money to eat your king's meal a few days ago? As for the beating when I met, grandma, I didn't ask what Dao Master is! Since Dao Master entered the fortune telling industry, he was not ready to run away? One day wasn't chased by someone? Running seriously, Liu Xiang might not be able to catch up with me, and he could still catch up with you, a barbecue guy?"

After I breathed well, I looked at a street lamp pole beside me, but no matter how I looked at it, I couldn't help but expel the air on the street lamp pole. I glared at my eyes, and the qi sinks into my dantian, and kicked it with a broken son and a grandson kick.

Bang!

Bang —

"Oh, damn!"

The Taoist wailed, wondering what was on the street lamp pole, but he was shocked by him and hit the back of the head that had just been injured.

This time it was a serious injury. The Taoist reached out and touched the back of his head, grinning in pain. When he took it in front of him, he found a trace of blood in his hand.

He didn't react for a moment, and turned around angrily and scolded: "Who! Who is the sneak attack on me? I have the ability to stand up for me!"

After cursing, he remembered that it might be that something from the street lamp pole fell and hit it. He was completely self-inflicted. But the next moment, he was stunned again.

I saw an old man, an old man in Taoism, appear in front of him, standing behind him and staring at him with a smile.

The evening breeze blew, the old man in Taoist robe swayed in clothes and his white hair flew, and he looked like a master. Although he was not as good as his body, his temperament was much better than him.

The Taoist was stunned for a while, suddenly he felt a sensation all over his body, and the sharp-tongued shouted: "You...you...who are you?"

He was sure that when he ran over just now, not to mention the old man, the young man didn't see any of them. And there was a straight alley behind him, and there was not even a fork in the road. When did this old Taoist priest appear behind him?

Could it be that something fell from the street lamp pole hit him, but an old god fell from the sky?

Or... an old ghost?

Inexplicably, the Taoist felt a gust of wind blowing on the ground.

This was originally a crossroads carefully selected by Taoists. On the dark streets, the lights were dim. There was a street in the north and south, and two narrow alleys under the east and west. In the past, it was an excellent terrain that could advance, attack, retreat, defend, guard, walk, and run, but at this time it made Taoists feel a little gloomy.

There were two poplar trees planted in front of some house in the distance, with branches spreading and claws. Under the cold light of the street lights, the reflection was scattered and looked extremely ferocious.

The deep alleys on both sides of the left and right were pitch black and the lights were out of reach.

When the evening breeze blew, the leaves clattered, and it looked like countless ghosts clapping their hands and smiling at people.

The old Taoist priest turned a blind eye to the Taoist reaction, looking at him with his eyes full of appreciation and admiration. He saw the Taoist trembling with his heart and couldn't help but run wildly. The old Taoist priest waved the whisk in his hand that was basically the same as the Taoist, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, my friend, I am the Fire Dragon True Man, and I am not a ghost, nor a strong man. I was plotted by a traitor in the past and my soul was trapped in the master's treasure travel mirror. Today, I have received help from my friend and finally got out of the trap. To express my gratitude, I can satisfy my friend's three wishes. If you need it, I can tell you."

The soul of the soul? The hidden immortal school? The fairy mirror?

The Taoist was stunned and suddenly realized: Could it be that he met his colleagues?

He did nothing just now, but the old Taoist priest helped and wished each other, and said mysteriously, just as the words "I am a liar" were written on his face.

As soon as he thought of this, the Taoist felt relieved, but in a blink of an eye, he felt angry again and said to himself: Okay, the lie has actually tricked the Taoist master! His eyes rolled, and he immediately thought about it, and he laughed: "It's okay to say it, satisfy my three wishes, right? Let's do it, my first wish is immortality, and the second wish is immortal..."

Don't look at these two seem to be repeated, but it is not the case.

It is possible to just live a stable life and never grow old. If you encounter some disasters, such as natural disasters and man-made disasters, you may die and die. If you are immortal, you can just make up for this loophole.

As for why you don’t just say that Immortality is immortal? It’s obvious that Immortality may only guarantee that I will not die. Maybe Immortality is still old, but it’s safer to add immortality.

Although this may seem a bit wasteful, the Taoist would believe that the old Taoist priest can really satisfy his three wishes?

joke!

He is completely making fun of the old Taoist priest!

Unfortunately, the Taoist did not notice that the old Taoist priest's feet were hanging in the air. At the old Taoist priest's feet, a very simple treasure mirror faced upward, projecting the figure of the old Taoist priest.

It turned out that the old Taoist priest's body was actually a phantom. What appeared in front of the Taoist was just a mirror projection.

But now it is night, the night is dark and the street lights are dim. Taoist has long thought that the other party was a liar, but he didn't notice it for a while.

The old Taoist priest was stunned and murmured, "Immortality? Immortality?" After a while, he realized, shook his head and looked at the Taoist, and said, "How could my friend have such thoughts? Although I understand the little skills, Immortality and immortality. Even my ancestors have not been able to achieve this. I should change my wish."

It’s really dedicated!

The Taoist said that he could give full marks to the old Taoist priest's professionalism, but he was not interested in teasing him again. He had not even eaten dinner yet. He waved his hand and said, "Okay, look at my outfit, we are both here. If you look for me, you should go find someone else."

The old Taoist priest looked confused and looked at the Taoist's outfit. Then he suddenly realized: "It turns out that my friend is also a fellow Taoist. It seems that the old Taoist should call me a fellow Taoist. No wonder my friend doesn't ask for gold or silver, but only wants immortality. This is a false statement to ordinary people. But it may disappoint me. The old Taoist sect, although the disciples have been looking for immortality all their lives, have never gained anything. You see, this is great. The old Taoist priest cannot give you, but gold, silver, treasure, beauty, fame and fortune, can make you choose at will."

Haha, it's not over yet, is it? The Taoist's face was filled with annoyance.

Although he is also a liar, he also pays attention to his love and willingness when telling fortunes. If others don’t want to, he will not cry and beg and force the other party. In comparison, the old man’s behavior makes people feel a little ashamed.

Thinking of this, the Taoist waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, old man! Although we are making a profit without a lot, we have to have a limit on everything. We can't force our heads to be pressed without drinking water, right? You asked me to make a wish, okay, for the sake of not being easy for everyone, I made a promise. But you can't satisfy it, so I'll ask me to change one. Isn't that a little unauthorized? Do you have to say: My wish is to die, don't bother me. That way you will feel better?"

"You..." The old Taoist priest's face suddenly changed, and he pointed at the Taoist priest, angry and speechless.

suddenly!

A strong sense of fear appeared in the old Taoist priest's eyes and he shouted: "No!" As a result of a white light rising under his body, his face twisted, as if he was enduring endless pain.

The Taoist's heart suddenly jumped. What's going on? His eyes looked down and he saw the old feet hanging in the air and the ancient mirror under his feet.

But seeing the white light flashing on the ancient mirror, the old man's body also twisted and trembled with the white light. After a while, it turned into a sieve of blue smoke and dissipated.

The Taoist then realized that his heart was filled with fear and shouted, "Ghost!" and turned around and ran away.

But it's too late!

The light emitted by the ancient mirror dispersed the old man's figure and instantly moved to the Taoist, fixing his body. No matter how hard he used, he could not even move a finger. Then, the ancient mirror suddenly rose into the air and hit the Taoist hard behind the head.
Chapter completed!
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