Chapter 346
Chapter 346
"The game I look forward to most in this year's playoffs should be the Lakers vs. Kings. Fisher's 0.3-second final last year. In the sixth game, the referee awarded so many free throws from the Lakers. This must have made the arrogant Kings very resentful. If they meet in the playoffs, I believe there will be a scene where Mars hit the Earth, and it is even very likely that the shark in Los Angeles will be beaten by Chris Weber and Vlad Divac. This makes people feel excited if they think about it. However, for the duel between these two teams, we can only wait until the Western Conference Finals, and David Stern did not arrange for them to meet in the first round."
"In addition to the showdown between the Kings and the Lakers, I think the most eye-catching game must be the Indiana Pacers and the Washington Wizards. The two teams have not had many grudges in history. This is because the Wizards have never been a strong team, but now they have their own superstars, and their superstars are fooling the Indians with nothing to do. In the five games between Kwame Brown and the Indiana Pacers, there were 3 bloody conflicts. He once knocked out Reggie Miller's two back teeth and fucked Jermaine O'Neal. He deliberately lost the Indiana out of the playoffs in the regular season last year. This year, he even made Reggie Miller lose even his shorts in the three-point contest..."
"The Indiana people hate the Wizards, and the Indiana people hate Kwame Brown. This time Indiana plays against the Wizards, it will definitely be a big shot. Maybe Brad Miller, Jermaine O'Neal, Ron Artest, Reggie Miller and others have discussed how to deal with Kwame Brown. I have a premonition that there is a possibility of bloody conflict in the Consecco Arena in Indianapolis, and it is a very big bloody conflict..."
"At the end of the regular season, Indiana's Jermaine O'Neal shouted to kill the Wizards 4:0. Last night, Michael Jordan stood up and said that 4:0 is the real performance of the two teams, but the Wizards are 4, and the Pacers can only be the 0 behind. Of course, they said this just to boost morale, not how powerful their side is."
"In the center position, Kwame Brown of the Wizards plays Brad Miller of the Pacers. It is obvious that the Wizards have a very big advantage in this regard, but the Wizards' substitute center is Brandon Haywood, and Itan Thomas, both the Pacers' substitute center Jonathan Bend and Jeff Foster are slightly different."
"In the power forward position, the Wizards have always been Carlos Boozer as the starting lineup, and occasionally Louis Scola will also take the lead. Although the two of them have unlimited potential, in the current view, no matter which one of them can cause enough trouble for Jermaine O'Neal, who claims to be the "NBA No. 1 power forward", and the Wizards are most likely to limit Jermaine O'Neal's big bug Rodman can't go to Polis. In addition, there are strong players like Austin Crohill and Al Harrington sitting on the bench of the Pacers, the Wizards are at a disadvantage in the power forward position."
"In the small forward position, Wizards' rookies Caron Butler and Larry Hughes have always been in good condition this year. Both of them averaged more than 12 points per game, but it is hard to say what they are like when they face the beast Ron Artest. After all, Ron Artest's physical fitness is really excellent. He is Kwame Brown, the number one younger. In this position, it can be said that the two teams have 55 points."
"In terms of shooting guard, the Wizards are Richard Hamilton and Courtney Alexander, and the Pacers are Reggie Miller. If it is the regular season, I would say that the Wizards have a little advantage. After all, Richard Hamilton and Courtney Alexander are much younger than Reggie Miller, but Reggie Miller is the kind of guy who becomes more crazy the bigger the scene. No one knows what this guy can do in the playoffs. I personally tend to be that the Wizards are slightly inferior in the shooting guard position."
"In the position of point guard, the Wizards originally had a little advantage. Chauncey Billups' simple and unpretentious style of play, Michael Jordan's magical ball maker, Chris Whitney's experience, and Tyrone Ru's speed, the Pacers' only Jamal Tinsley can slightly limit the Wizards' point guard group. Eric Strickland and others were unable to defend them, but unfortunately, Chauncey Billups is still not healed until now. Chris Whitney also started taking vacation early due to injury, while the Pacers traded Tim Hardaway, the All-Star point guard, which made the two teams reverse the advantages and disadvantages. The Pacers suddenly had a considerable advantage in the position of point guard."
"Looking at the lineup of the two teams, the strength gap is not too big. The Pacers have a slight advantage, but this is only analyzing the situation where Chauncey. Billups is injured and unable to return. Once Chauncey. Billups returns early, the Pacers' advantage will be gone. If the Pacers want to win the Wizards into the second round, then they must take advantage of Chauncey. Billups has not yet come back. Once the game is dragged down, Chauncey. Billups returns, then everything will become unknown..."
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Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith analyzed the Wizards and Pacers in TNT TV's live broadcast program "NBA Insider", and analyzed the strength of the two teams with great success. Michael Jordan and Doug Collins led all the players in the team to circle in the hotel in Indianapolis and watched the analysis of the TNT duo.
The show is over! Michael Jordan picked up the remote control and turned off the TV. He looked at the people sitting and said slowly:
"We have strength, and everyone thinks we have strength, and even that bastard Charles Barkley can see that the final loss in the regular season was just because our staff was not in order, just because we did a little sleep. Now that our Chauncey is back, our Tyron has also found his form, and we will be able to win continuously like the beginning of this season."
"Think about it carefully. In the past regular season, I defeated the Lakers, we defeated the Spurs, we defeated the Mavericks, we defeated the Kings, the Pistons lost two games to me, the Nets lost three games, the Sixers lost three games, the Indiana Pacers lost two games, our team did not fall at a disadvantage against all the strong teams in the previous league, I lost a lot of games, but think about what kind of games we lost,
We lost 2 games to the Bulls, we lost 2 games to the Knicks, we lost 2 games to the Denver Nuggets, we lost 1 game to the Heat, we lost 2 games to the Cleveland Cavaliers, we lost 2 games to the Raptors, we lost 1 game to the Golden State Warriors, we lost 2 games to the Bulls, we have too many games this year to lose 50 teams, we have lost too many games that we shouldn't lose, and we are too careless when facing those weak teams."
"But we have strength, we are not afraid of any opponent, whether it is the Spurs, Lakers, Kings, Pistons, Nets, 76ers, we can beat them when we meet any team, not to mention that this Pacers, which only looks a bit outstanding on paper. In the regular season, we defeated them twice and lost to them, one because Kwame was suspended and the other because Chauncey was injured. Now that they are both back, we don't need to be afraid of them anymore. As long as we deal with them seriously, we will easily win them..." Michael Jordan delivered a passionate speech, exaggerating the strength of the Wizards and trying his best to devalue the Pacers.
I tried hard to listen to Michael Jordan's speech, and from time to time I said something like that to demonstrate what Michael Jordan said was extremely correct.
There is no way to do this. Although there are several veterans in the Wizards, there are too many rookies. In the 10-man rotation lineup, Caron Butler, Carlos Boozer, and Louis Scola are the rookies this year. Brandon Haywood and I are last year's rookies. The rookies who are still in the rookies account for half. If we don't give these rookies morale and let them play with a good attitude, in the fiercely competitive playoffs, they are likely to have various problems due to nervousness. Just like last year, I was killed by Da Ben because of my nervousness and lack of experience.
"Dingling..." Michael Jordan was talking loudly, and my phone ring suddenly rang.
Michael Jordan stared at me with a bad look on his face. I quickly took out his cell phone and looked at it. He found that it was Ivanka Trump's phone call. I looked up and said to Michael Jordan with a little embarrassed look: "It's Ivanka, she may have something to do with me!"
"Come on!" Michael Jordan nodded and asked me to answer the phone.
I quickly walked aside and pressed the answer button. A cheerful voice came from the phone to my ears:
"Kaome! Guess where I am?"
Where? What does Ivanka Trump mean? Isn’t she in Asia? Has the investment in Tencent and Alibaba been done? Is my heart full of doubts.
"I'm in Polis! I'm downstairs of the Pierre Hotel you are staying..." Ivanka Trump shouted loudly on the phone.
I was shocked by Ivanka Trump's words. I quickly walked towards the windowsill, opened the window and looked down at the bottom of the building. A pretty figure was looking upwards hard at the upstairs.
"I saw you! I'm here!" I stretched out my left hand and waved it hard, telling Ivanka and Trump where I am.
"Ah! I saw you!" Ivanka Trump jumped up happily and waved his hands at me hard.
"Michael, I think I need to take a leave!" I said to Michael Jordan with embarrassment, touching my bare head.
Everyone was watching Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan suddenly forced into a desperate situation by me. If I were asked to meet Ivanka Trump, then I would be very likely to destroy the team discipline set by Doug Collins. If I didn't let me go, it would be a bit too unkind. After all, I haven't seen Ivanka Trump for a long time, which may greatly affect the team's preparations.
Michael Jordan's face was black. He was originally a black race, and his face turned similar to what he had just come out of the coal mine.
"Michael, I'm really sorry. I really don't know Ivanka will come back. You know she went to Asia some time ago. I really don't know she is back. Maybe she wants to give me a surprise!" I explained hard, hoping that Michael Jordan can seriously consider my request and let me go!
Michael Jordan still didn't say anything. The scene was a bit awkward.
"Ha..." Doug Collins suddenly took over the topic: "Michael, I think let Kwame go! I guess Ivanka came back from Asia to cheer for Kwame. Besides, even if he goes, he will not violate the team's discipline, right? Kwame!" Doug Collins turned around and asked me.
"Ah! Michael, Doug, don't worry, you two, I will definitely not violate the team's discipline!" I immediately took the oath.
Michael Jordan's face finally calmed down, he exhaled the turbid breath in his chest, and said seriously: "Go and go back!"
I smiled! I nodded gently and prepared to walk out.
"Slow! Slow! Kwame, slow down!" Doug Collins called me.
"Ah?" I stopped hesitantly.
"Others are doing tactical analysis here, but you go out to date your girlfriend, you have to show it!" Doug Collins said slowly.
"What does it mean?" I asked in surprise.
"In the first game against the Pacers, how many points and rebounds do you want to score! If there are fewer, everyone will definitely not let you go. If there are more, everyone will definitely let you stay for a few more minutes! Tell me! How many points, how many rebounds, how many blocks, how many assists, how many steals can you score?" Doug Collins said slowly, with a sly smile on his face.
"That's it! You're going to date your lover and fiancée, but we're training here. It's so unfair. If you don't put in more effort during the game, everyone will definitely not let you go! Brothers, please, right?" Larry Hughes took the lead in cheering and shouting.
"That's right, no matter how you say it is, you have to score five or sixty points, seven or eighty rebounds, and more than ninety assists, otherwise you must not let Kwamei go out..." Chauncey Billups was pulling the wrong side.
The room suddenly became lively, and everyone started talking about how many points I should get to go down to find Ivanka and Trump.
"Doug, tell me, how many points, rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals I can get!" I scratched my head and threw this question to Doug Collins.
Doug Collins twitched his mouth, pinched his chin with his left hand, and looked like he was thinking. After about 5 seconds, he said, "This is it! Now, I'll give you 20 minutes to meet Ivanka Trump. For every technical statistics you get in the first game, I'll give you 2 minutes. In this way, if you scored the regular season average in the first game, 25 points, 13 rebounds, 4 assists, and 3 blocks, you'll get 90 minutes of date time, what do you think?"
90 minutes seems to be a long time, but once you get rid of the time on the road, there is probably not much time left for greetings after meeting. As for warming up, you probably won’t have time! As for what bad things you want to do, it’s simply impossible.
"Doug, you have given too much time, it's 90 minutes. You have to know how many things Kwame can do in 90 minutes. Maybe you can fire three or four guns just by firing cannons. Aren't you giving Kwame time to make mistakes?" Richard Hamilton shouted at the top of his throat.
"What? Three or Four guns? Richard, don't you know that Kwame is a famous fast gunner? Kwame is a shot in 5 minutes, and 90 minutes is enough for him to fire more than ten guns..." Chauncey Billups was joking loudly.
Louis Scola looked surprised. As an Argentine, he was not familiar with American jokes. He frowned and asked Carlos Boozer beside him in a low voice, saying, "Why did you come out to set off fire?"
"It's xxoo!" Carlos Boozer was blinding Louis Scola.
"Ah? Didn't it mean that Kwame had been shocked for an hour and a half when the last time Kwame was shocked?" Louis Scola, who looked pure and baby, asked in confusion.
"Ha..." Everyone in the room laughed.
Larry Hughes slapped Louis Scola's naked head and said, "What do you know? Kwame's stupid hands have to take off her clothes for 85 minutes. He only has 5 minutes to do business at most, ha..." Larry Hughes laughed as he said.
There was another burst of laughter in the room.
"Doug! You're so bad! It takes 85 minutes for Kaume to take off her clothes. With the time on the road, wouldn't Kaume have to run back with the flagpole all the way, haha..." Brandon Haywood said with a big laugh, and tears flowed from his eyes with a smile.
"Well! Cough cough!" Doug smiled, but soon he coughed hard, cleared his throat and said:
"In order to take special care of Kwame's slow undressing, we can consider adding several special regulations. For example, if Kwame plays a large double-double, that is, 30+20, I can consider extending the time to 2 hours. If you win 3 doubles, we can consider extending the time to 3 hours. If you win 4 doubles, we can consider extending the time to 4 hours. If you win 5 doubles, I can give you the whole night, ha..." Doug Collins laughed, as if he was very satisfied with the arrangement he made.
"Kaome, for one night, you have to win five pairs!"
"I'm so happy, Kaomei, I envy you so much. As long as you get five pairs, you can have a whole night with Ivanka Hutian and Hutian. I envy you so much. Oh my God, why don't you give me such a chance..."
"Oh my God! Doug, can I get five pairs of them? I can have a whole night to spend my time..."
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Chapter completed!