After media reporters' round-trip bombings of the rookie challenge the day before yesterday, yesterday's three-point contest and dunk contest, the 2002 All-Star Game officially kicked off.

My position is right behind the Eastern All-Star bench, which is arranged by Michael Jordan, and I happen to be the ** commentator seat on my side.

Mr. Charles Barkley took me to the lecture table, handed me a headphone, and started to trick me:

"Gentlemen, ladies, today we have the honor to invite the MVP of the Galaxy Men's Professional Basketball All-Star Weekend Rookie Challenge as the commentary guest for this game..."

My face was so embarrassed that I blushed. I haven't even gotten into the NBA yet, so I'm still talking about the Milky Way. Although I know this is a joke, it really makes me blush.

Kenny Smith saw that the topic was too far away and quickly brought it back: "Kaomey, yesterday Vince Carter cheered you up. Are you here to cheer for Vince today?"

"Yes, I will cheer for Vince today. You know we are very good friends!" I replied in a normal manner.

"What should Michael Jordan do? Don't you cheer him up?" Charles Barkley sowed the disarray.

This problem is a bit difficult, but I can still deal with it. I said slowly: "Come on Vince Carter, of course, that is, to Michael. Both of them are all-stars in the Eastern Conference. Cheer any of them, and naturally, to cheer for the other."

"If they belong to different leagues, Kwame, who would you cheer for?" Kenny Smith on the side also started to add fuel to the fire. Of course, it cannot be blamed on the two of them. The most important thing in all TV shows in the United States is to get ratings. In order to get ratings, these commentators and hosts have to create various gimmicks. Obviously, the question of who I cheer for is a small gimmick.

"I will cheer myself up at that time!" I pondered for a moment, and could only guide my own troubles.

"Come on yourself? What does it mean?" Charles Barkley asked, touching his big head.

"When they belong to two different leagues, I guess I am almost an All-Star. If all three of us are All-Stars, who do you think I should cheer for?" I explained with a smile.

"Haha...Kaome! You are such a big slip!" Kenny Smith said with a big laugh.

"Kaome, do you think the All-Star East is better this year, or the West is better? Who can win this game?" Kenny Smith continued.

"This year's Eastern Conference and Western Conference have similar strengths. It's hard to say who can win this game. The key is who is in good condition. Those in good condition will win the game." I don't offend anyone, I'll just be careless.

"Whoever is in good shape can win the game!" Charles Barkley chewed the sentence for three seconds, then shouted: "Kaome! Why don't you apply for a White House spokesperson! Why are you just saying the same thing as not saying it!"

"Ha! Kwame! If you apply for a White House press spokesperson, I will definitely vote for you. I think you are born to be a spokesperson!" Kenny Smith helped Charles Barkley.

"Kaome, do you feel that who is most likely to get MVP in this All-Star Game?" Charles Barkley continued to set me a trap.

"It's hard to say who can get mvp, but I know who can't get mvp!" I immediately made a great move.

"Ha! Then who can't get MVP?" Kenny Smith looked like a curious baby.

"Kenny, you are so stupid. Kwame will definitely say that those who didn't play will not be able to take it!" Charles Barkley gave Kenny Smith aside and laughed out loud, as if he was happy for his intelligence.

Kenny Smith sat in the commentary seat and looked stunned, then said in a tricky manner:

"Nonsense! This doesn't count. Let's just say that anyone in this all-star market can't get MVP! Kwamei, you say! You must say this! Don't cheat!" I became cheating!

I straightened my tie, coughed, cleared my throat, and said seriously: "Big Shark O'Neal!"

"puff!"

"Ha ha..."

Charles Barkley, who was drinking water, squirted out the water from his mouth and then burst into laughter. Kenny Smith looked depressed, this was an answer that no one guessed.

Shaquille O'Neal is the starting center of the Western Conference All-Stars. He is obviously the All-Star of this tournament, but unfortunately, the Big Sharks O'Neal suffered a little injury in a game before the All-Stars against the Nets. He had to rest for two weeks and could not play. The organizer had no choice but to put Chris Webber as the starting center of the Western Conference. I took advantage of the loophole again.

"Kaome, you disappointed me so much. I thought you were very honest. I didn't expect you to be worse than Charles Barkley! You answered honestly, who can get MVP and who can't get MVP?" Kenny Smith was ruthless, as if he had to make my answer satisfy him.

If this question is really answered from a positive perspective, it will probably cause dissatisfaction among many people. No matter what strength I am talking about, I will definitely not be able to answer it.

"Kenny, you know, I'm a rookie, and I don't think about a lot of things very comprehensively. I need to calculate it myself?" I once again tried to change the topic.

"Charles, hurry up and get a pen, that piece of paper, and let Kwame calculate it!" Kenny Smith instructed Charles Barkley.

I took a pen and drew a form on the white paper in a decent manner. The first column filled in the name of each player, and then the first line said playing time, rebounds, frontcourt rebounds, backcourt rebounds, assists, steals, blocks, turnovers, two-pointers, three-pointers, and scored.

Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley stretched their necks and looked at the paper on the table. Then Charles Barkley suddenly burst into laughter, laughing back and forth, then patted my shoulder hard and said, "Kaomey, you are so talented!"

Kenny Smith's expression was as disgusting as eating a fly. He took the paper in my hand and showed it to the camera, saying seriously:

"Gentlemen, ladies, this is the calculation formula of mvp. As long as you can get these data, you will easily predict the best game in all games. If you can place the best bets around you, as long as you get these data and carefully calculate it, I guarantee you will win. Gentlemen, ladies, you must remember that this is the research result of Kwame Brown..."

Charles Barkley was almost dying of breath.

I guess the audience who watched the live broadcast was almost dying in front of the TV...

The game started with Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley's joke about me.

Like his previous life, the East began to fall behind since the beginning of the game, and the strength of the East was really not comparable to that of the West. Although Tracy McGrady, who was on the bench, scored 25 points, she could not resist the crazy state of Kobe Bryant when facing the booing. Philadelphia fans hated Kobe Bryant, who was born in Philadelphia, hated him for not playing for Philadelphia, and hated him for stealing the 76ers trophy last season. When David Stern awarded Kobe Bryant MVP trophy, the entire field was drowned by the booing of the crowd.

The All-Star Weekend was over and the fans scattered. I received a call at this time.

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Chapter completed!