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Chapter 646: Xing Tian dances relatives

The wonderfulness of Yitian made the study of the crowd more and more carefully.

Some extremely unobtrusive details, a sentence, or even a word, were first questioned and found countless truths.

Just as after Zhang Sanfeng's secret love for Guo Xiang was exposed, some researchers quickly gave another new explanation. They believed that when Guo Xiang gave Zhang Sanfeng something, he had already clearly hinted to him that he could use a bracelet to find her parents Guo Jing and Huang Rong when he had time. Obviously, this search for Guo Jing and Huang Rong was just a distortion. The real meaning was to ask Zhang Sanfeng to find Guo Xiang himself. After all, it was a girl, so I'm sorry to say it so obviously, but Zhang Sanfeng's emotional intelligence was too low and he didn't understand this meaning at all.

He even felt that it would be looked down upon by looking for Guo Xiang's parents, and it would be better to fight alone. As a result, this struggle lasted for more than a hundred years. Seeing that Zhang Sanfeng's emotional intelligence was too low and he had no idea about him, he became a monk.

Such research can be said to have blinded countless people.

However, this kind of research has also created the origin of countless spoof Huang Yifan's martial arts novels.

Then, the question arises.

Yang Guo actually broke his right hand. How did he cut his nails?

Mei Chaofeng practiced the Nine Yin White Bone Armor, how did she wipe her butt?

Xiao Zhao has been locked by the chain. How did she wear underwear?

Although these questions that seem to be spoof or even troubles are definitely not answered, you have to sigh that there are so many talents in the world, even if there are still people who will answer such questions.

Let’s answer the first question first. Yang Guo broke his right hand. How did he cut his nails?

Sister, do you still need to answer this question? Can't you bite with your teeth without right-hand nail clipping? My three-year-old son can do it.

The second problem is a little difficult: Mei Chaofeng's nails must be very long in practice in the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, and it may not be convenient to carry paper. However, in ancient times, there was something called "toilet chips". The so-called toilet chips are cut into appropriate shapes to solve personal hygiene problems. Of course, this cost is a bit high. However, do you think martial arts masters like Mei Chaofeng will have no money? Therefore, although Mei Chaofeng's nails are not convenient to use paper, they can use bamboo chips.

The last one: Xiao Zhao has been locked by a chain. The question of how to wear underwear should be the most difficult question.

In fact, this involves a branch of geomass: "topology". This subject is also called "science on rubber film". For example, drawing a large trap on a balloon. No matter how you pull the balloon, what shape the two circles will become, but the small circle is always in the big circle. Topology is a science to study this kind of thing. Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't understand it. I will use four pictures to tell you how Xiao Zhao changed his underwear while locking the chain.

The first picture: Xiao Zhao can first put her underwear from bottom to top into the iron chain, and then put it on her right foot.

The second picture: After wearing the underwear on the right foot, pull the underwear on the iron chain, and then move the underwear to the iron chain on the left foot. Note that at this time, put the underwear on the inside of the chain from top to bottom.

The third picture: When the underwear passes through the iron chain of the left foot to the top and down, then enter the left foot.

The fourth picture: The last step to lift up the underwear will complete the steps of wearing underwear.

Recently, this research result based on "topology" won the Nobel Prize in Physics. So, do you know why you can't win the Nobel Prize? It's because you don't consider how Xiao Zhao changed his underwear.

Seeing these divine questions and divine replies, even Huang Yifan, who was standing next to him, almost vomited blood.

However, he would not stop these things.

Because, after Huang Yifan updated the chapter on Yitian, he was writing a mythological story.

Yes.

Mr. Qiushui hasn't bubbling for a long time. If he doesn't bubbling again, some people will really think they are dead.

After all, in their eyes, Mr. Qiu Shui should be very old, so it is possible to leave at any time.

In order to prove that he is not dead yet and to shock others, Huang Yifan wrote.

...

"Everyone, has there been any news about Mr. Qiushui recently?"

Chen Liangjie asked in the group.

"No, what's wrong?"

"It's not a big deal. I just want to read the works written by Mr. Qiu Shui, but unfortunately, Mr. Qiu Shui can't write a few works a year."

"Haha, it's better to see Professor Huang."

"Which Professor Huang?"

"Huang Yifan, he has become Professor Shuimu recently, and the few works he has written are very good recently. Although he is not as good as Mr. Qiushui, it is also good to use them for relaxation and entertainment. Moreover, while relaxing, you may also be able to understand some great principles from it."

"It turned out to be him. I know that my son is his fan. However, as old as he is, he no longer has any interest in these entertaining novels. Instead, he is very interested in those famous sayings. Of course, I am more interested in the myths written by Mr. Qiu Shui."

"Oh, you can only wait for Mr. Qiu Shui's articles for this request. Huang Yifan also wrote several similar articles not long ago, such as lychee honey, peanuts... etc., which I think are good."

"I have read the lychee honey that Huang Yifan wrote before. It is well written. It reads very well and has a very good feeling. It also has the style of Mr. Qiu Shui. If he keeps developing in this regard, I think the future achievements are limitless. But this guy seems to be not interested in this, and he writes his commercial novels after going back and forth. I'm wondering, does this guy like money so much?"

"Young people are naturally interested in money. But look at the articles written by Mr. Qiu Shui, although they are very good and classic, it seems that there are not many articles that have received royalties. However, Mr. Qiu Shui's level is probably not very much about money. It's just that he is old and may not be able to write them when he will not write them, or when he can't write them."

"I know, so I have been silently wishing Mr. Qiushui a hundred years of life in my heart."

"Live for a hundred years. You are cursing Mr. Qiushui and die soon. I guess Mr. Qiushui should be in his 90s or even in his 100s."

"Ah, ah, sorry, sorry...then wish you a thousand years of longevity."

Chen Liangjie burst into tears and kept apologizing.

"Oh, Mr. Qiushui, when can I wait for the work you wrote?"

After chatting with a group of netizens for a while, Chen Liangjie was a little depressed, and he took the Youth Daily helplessly, then put it down, and finally picked it up again: "Forget it, although Mr. Qiushui hasn't written an article in the Youth Daily for a long time, what if Mr. Qiushui remembers to write something again one day? If he missed it, he would probably feel extremely regretful."

Not wanting to miss Mr. Qiushui, Chen Liangjie picked up the Youth Daily again.

Perhaps it was Chen Liangjie's persistence that was rewarded, or perhaps Chen Liangjie's luck was very good today. Four big words appeared in this issue of the Youth Daily: Mr. Qiu Shui. And, under the pen name of Mr. Qiu Shui, a myth legend: Xing Tianwu Gan Qi.

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ps: Mr. Qiushui said, please hand over all the monthly tickets, rewards, recommendations, or they will disappear immediately for half a year.
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