no_ 29, the tricks of soaking sister
Liu Qing agreed to Yu Lei go to the central square of Heishan City to find him and hung up the phone. Yu Lei browsed the official forum boredly. The day passed in a dull state. Finally, it was time for the game again. Yu Lei eagerly brought the Ming green helmet, and a dizzy moment, and he appeared in front of his shop.
Up to now, the flying talisman has made nearly 20 silver coins, and it is still in short supply. While Yu Lei is waiting for Liu Qing, he also bored to draw a turtle!
Not long after, Liu Qing walked over with a smile, and gently tapped Yu Lei's shoulder from behind, causing Yu Lei's left shoulder to feel numb, and a strange feeling appeared in his heart. He turned around and saw Liu Qing's beautiful face with a clever smile, which made him a little confused for a moment.
"What are you looking at? There is no flower on his face." Liu Qing was embarrassed when he was seen, and glared at him with anger and turned his head aside.
Yu Lei scratched his head and laughed: "You don't have flowers on your face, but it looks better than chrysanthemums. Oh, I don't know who is so lucky to marry you home in the future. Even if you put them at home every day, it's better than watching those little movies and finding the "Fifth Sister"!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Qing pinched the soft flesh on Yu Lei's arm, and bulged his cheeks and said, "Hmph! You bastard, you can't spit out ivory. You can't spit out ivory all day long. You will never leave your business. Whoever marrys you in the future will have to go crazy!"
"Uh..." Yu Lei looked at Liu Qing in surprise. Unexpectedly, this girl would fight back. She patted her shoulder and said, "Let's go. I will take you to a fun place. I'll take you to upgrade today."
Yu Lei and Liu Qing both left Heishan City. On the way, Yu Lei suddenly said, "Well, little nanny, it's no point to just walk like this. Why don't we tell jokes to pass the time."
Liu Qing smiled and said, "Okay! But I don't know how to speak."
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you can't talk. Even if you tell me that a pig dies, I will laugh out loud! Come on, let's talk about it first."
Liu Qing thought for a while and said with a smile: "You said you want to put the elephant in the refrigerator, how many are divided in total..."
"It's great, you'd better change it. If you said that there was a pig eating before and died while eating, my brother would laugh for a long time, otherwise you would imitate Aunt Dandan's expression, movements, and voice."
Liu Qing frowned slightly and bit his lower lip. Seeing Yu Lei Xiao's heart ripped. Then Liu Qing's eyes lit up. He giggled for a while before he said: "Once upon a time, hehe, there was a polar bear. Hehe, it felt very bored, so he pulled out the hair on its body, one, two, three, and the hair was plucked out, and the polar bear was frozen to death. Hehe..."
Seeing Liu Qing's smile trembling, Yu Lei's mouth twitched and rubbed Liu Qing's head.
"What are you doing?" Liu Qing pushed away Yu Lei's big hand and exclaimed in surprise.
Yu Lei smiled bitterly and said, "I said, what are you doing in your little head? Have you never heard of jokes? Have you never eaten pork and haven't seen pigs run? What are you talking about? After listening to your jokes, I got goosebumps all over the past few days."
Liu Qing blushed and said weakly: "Then, then just tell me one. I rarely listen to jokes!"
Forget it, let me tell you: "The old man took a car and mistakenly put his foot into the crotch of a lady opposite him while resting at night. A few days later, he felt itchy and uncomfortable in his feet. The doctor decided that it was syphilis, and the old man kept saying it. The doctor disdained: What do you mean? I had a man with athlete's feet in his crotch yesterday!"
Liu Qing covered her mouth, her face turned red, she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. In addition to being a 70% smile, she also blamed her eyes.
Yu Lei said to himself: "The camel and the elephant met on the road. The elephant said strangely: Hey, why do your breasts grow on your back? It's so strange. The camel was unhappy when she heard this and said: "Damn it, get away, I won't talk to the thing that grows on my face."
Seeing that Yu Lei was about to continue talking, Liu Qing stepped forward and covered Yu Lei's mouth, begging for mercy and said, "Okay, okay, I know you can tell jokes, okay, please don't tell me, I'm afraid that I'll break my face as I walk!"
Yu Lei laughed, scratched his head, and said shamelessly: "This is where you go. Considering that you are a pure little nanny, you haven't told you anything more funny yet!"
Liu Qing glared at Yu Lei with a angrily look and said, "You, you are really ignorant. You are still like this in front of the girl... You are not serious even if you tell a joke. Be careful not to get a partner or get a wife!"
Yu Lei waved his hand and said, "I am not sensible? You have never heard of it. Today, I will let you know more and tell you what it means to be ignorant! If you don't drink the leader toast, please touch the leader first, if you walk, you take the car, if you talk, you talk nonsense, if you talk about your private matters, if you take a shower, you take off your head first, if you pick up food, you turn the table, and if you touch the leader's draw."
"Hahaha, you guys, you're all the same. It would be strange if you feel bored when you're with you!"
Yu Lei's eyes lit up and he stared at Liu Qing and said, "This sentence is good, and it is very skillful. If you want to be with me and have a partner with me, then just say, my brother's arms will always be open to you!"
"Hmph! Go and have your dreams. Who cares about it? If you are with you, I believe I will go crazy in less than three days!" Liu Qing blushed, lowered her head and said softly.
"Uh, haha, that's it, let's kill monsters here!" Yu Lei laughed dryly and changed the subject.
Liu Qing looked around and saw that there were many small hills in this area, but most of the hills had huge ant nests, and countless demonized soldiers ants the size of millstone were in and out, which made people feel numb.
Yu Lei took Liu Qing to the small hill bag he chose yesterday and let her stay inside. Yu Lei began to build a spike turtle tower and twenty-nine skeleton archer towers.
The back of the Spiked Golden Turtle Tower is dazzling with golden thorns. The Skeleton Elf Tower looks ferocious. There are two red lights deep in the hollow eye sockets, which looks a bit scary.
After building the entire tower, Yu Lei said to Liu Qing: "I will issue a random attack order and then go back to the city to take on the mission. You will be responsible for adding blood to the spike turtle tower and constantly adding it. But you must not let it explode. The materials used to build the tower are small. If you are given to this group of ants, I will even cry. By the way, have you brought enough magic medicine? Do you want me to buy some more?"
Liu Qing nodded and said, "Yesterday you told me to help. Today, I spent all my money on magic medicine when I started playing the game. It was half a backpack, so it should be enough!"
Yu Lei nodded: "Then I'll buy some more for you. I'll use this thing as much as I buy, so I won't get tired. Well, I'll leave first."
After saying that, Yu Lei used the flying talisman to disappear directly from the spot.
"Hi, wait, wait... It's so scary to let me be here alone!" While Liu Qing was speaking, Yu Lei was already in Heishan City.
Yu Lei first spent less than one gold coin and bought magic medicine almost a whole backpack, and then found a professional instructor to take on level 15 skill tasks.
After taking over the task, Yu Lei rushed towards the Black Mountain Ant Nest. After returning out of breath, Liu Qing rushed up and pinched Yu Lei's soft flesh hard, with water mist in his eyes, which made people feel pity.
Liu Qing said with a little crying voice: "You, you bastard, actually threw myself into this place where disgusting ants are everywhere. The most disgusting thing is that you have created so many disgusting skulls by my side, you, you..."
Yu Lei patted the back of the head and sighed inwardly why he forgot about this. It seems that if you want to fuck your sister in the future, you will find a few cute towers with bears and dogs. You will make a bunch of skulls, which scared your sister away. Why are you talking about fucking?
Yu Lei hurriedly comforted him and promised to build some decent tower in the future. Liu Qing calmed down. No one noticed that there was almost no gap between them. Subtle feelings had grown, and the distance had been shortened to a close distance!
I have to admire this guy Lei’s method of playing with his sister. He only had three days to know each other. His language ability alone could eliminate the barriers and allow feelings to grow unknowingly.
Chapter completed!