(Third update!)

Yu Lei and Fatty blew three bottles of beer one-on-one. Although they weren't much, they couldn't hold back one bottle in one breath. They drank too hard, which led to a big tongue in their speech.

"Liu, Uncle Liu, the meat skewers are cold, please warm them up!" Yu Lei regretted it after saying that. He was used to this way of speaking. Uncle Liu is two or three times older than him, and calls him brother in front of him?

"Boy, I'm scattering alcohol on Uncle Liu. Do I need to pour water on you? Come here and heat it up!"

Yu Lei shrugged and did not dare to be arrogant anymore. He took the skewers to heat it up by himself. When the business here was the busiest, Yu Lei personally helped Uncle Liu to bake and learned some skills. Although he couldn't match Uncle Liu, it was no problem to open a small barbecue restaurant by himself.

The fat man, who is not moral and moral, has only unethical goods, grabs a string with his left hand and a string with his right hand, and can tear off two or three pieces in one mouthful. Then he greeted him shamelessly: "Uncle Liu, I'll pay another 100 yuan. Today, Lei Zi treats him, so there's no need to give him more!"

Yu Lei was a little panicked and regretted it. He ignored the fat man's omnipotent belly due to the mystery!

It is said that the prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach, but he has never met a fat man. According to legend, the fat man can put down the Titanic in his stomach!

If the fat man eats like this, he is afraid that his two dollars are really not enough. Yu Lei is already ready to use his magical skill to "urinate".

"Well, fat man, you eat first, I'll go to the bathroom first, and I'll come back later."

The fat man wiped the greasy mouth and slapped the table hard, and his rat eyes also glared: "You guy want to urinate again. Fat man, I've been fooled by you for less than ten times. If you succeed this time, I'm not called Wu Wenmang!"

Yu Lei sweated coldly: "Well, this time it's true, I believe this time, okay?"

"No! I am a fat man, absolutely not fooled. Okay, then I will follow you and look at your bird. If your bird doesn't respond in the toilet, I will ask for another 200 yuan of meat when I come back!"

Yu Lei was almost crying, and he didn't urinate at first. It seemed that he would have to squeeze out a little later!

On the back of Uncle Liu's barbecue is a small hill, with a stone staircase leading to the top of the mountain, with pine trees on both sides, and some artificial rockery. Small artificial lakes at the foot of the rockery are all prepared for tourists on summer vacations.

There is a public toilet on the top of the mountain, and the environment is very good. It is said that the light bulb is 500 watts and the air conditioner is turned on...

Yu Lei and Fatty had a chat without saying a word. Not long after, they climbed to the top of the mountain. After entering the toilet, the Fatty really stretched his neck and looked at Yu Lei's bird. As a result, he was pretending to be thrown by Yu Lei, and was so scared that he ran far away.

The two laughed for a while, and Yu Lei suddenly frowned and made a pause gesture to the fat man who was about to pounce on him again. He calmed down and sounded attentively.

The fat man knew that Yu Lei rarely showed serious expressions, and knew that there must be something that he cared about, so he also learned that Yu Lei listened carefully.

The tranquility of the night made the sound spread clearly to Yu Lei's ears. The other party should have two to three men and one woman's voice. Judging from the tone, it seems that one man wants to do something passionate to the woman!

"Mr. Xiaoqing! Haha, this name is really good in the game. Depending on your figure, it is even better than a real nanny!"

"Good name? What does this have to do with the nurse? Why don't you let me go? Do you want to talk to me? That's great, look, there are so many stars tonight, do you think there will be people like us there? Look, the moon..."

"Okay, okay! Zhao Jing teaches you that thing doesn't work for me, save some of your saliva, otherwise you will lose all your strength to scream later."

"Ah, what are you going to do? Come over and I'll call someone!"

"Scream, even if you scream, no one will come!"

Yu Lei's face was gloomy, his fists were clenched tightly, and he couldn't help but tremble slightly, his joints were a little white, and his eyes became redder because of the alcohol or why.

Yu Lei had already heard from his voice that one of the men should be Lu Cheng, the bastard who was killed twice in the game, and that woman was the nurse Xiaoqing!

"Lei Zi, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me, fat man!"

Yu Lei's frowning slowly unfolded, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and said calmly: "Fatty, I realized that I have a little urge to kill someone. What do you think you should do?"

The fat man also restrained his smile: "I won't go to kill someone. If I beat someone up, I'll give you a siege!"

"Walk!"

After Yu Lei finished speaking, he ran out directly, his speed was so fast that it was terrifying. It is worth mentioning that the fat man's speed was not slow either. From a distance, he followed him like a ball wheel.

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"Call us! You yell. If you don't call us, you won't feel anything. If you don't call us, you won't have motivation!"

"Liu Qing, today the four of us, Lu Cheng, told you very seriously that I really like you. As long as you agree, you are only me tonight, and you will be my woman in the future! If you don't agree, you will be the four of us tonight, and tomorrow I can't guarantee that you can still live in this city. I will ban you. If you think about it, you will go to play with you. I think you don't want to experience such consequences!"

"Lu Cheng, you are so despicable. Are you not afraid of being punished by law?"

"Hahaha, have you heard it? She is asking me the law! She wants to use the law to punish me! Haha, there are so many jokes tonight!"

Lu Cheng curled his smile: "The law has no meaning to me. My family has money, my family has rights, my family has black relationships, and my family has white relationships. What can I punish me?"

"Oh, who is this? When I go out and look at brushing my teeth, I smelled this stench at the foot of the mountain. Fatty, you said if you see this person with bad breath, would you break his teeth one by one?"

"Wow! Just break your teeth off? Brother Lei, when did you become so kind? If I change to a fat man, I will use a tube of glue to glue his mouth no matter what I say."

"Fatty, have you heard a little story? When a pig and a parrot are on the plane, the parrot is pretending to be 13, the waiter, give your father a cup of coffee! When the pig beside him sees it, he also learns to say, the waiter, give your father a cup of coffee. When the waiter comes, he throws the pig and parrot off the plane, the parrot continues to pretend to be 13, and he says, "Silly 13, don't pretend to understand, dad can fly!"

After listening to this little story, the fat man grabbed Yu Lei's hand and said excitedly: "Brother Lei, you are really worthy of being my fat man's idol. You can tell such a philosophical story! This story tells us that pretending to be 13 is right, but you have to choose the time, place, and who to pretend to be with. If you pretend to be wise, you can be majestic. If you don't understand, you will end up dead without a complete corpse!"

Yu Lei's eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, that's what it means. I really deserve to be my loyal fan. I will tell you a little story. Fatty, you can give you several reasons. It's good, it's a bit like me!"

The fat man scratched his head: "Brother Lei, the inner sentence is 'learning from one example'. It can be explained clearly in four simple words. You have said so many words, aren't you tired? It's so scary that you have no education!"

Yu Lei made a note on the fat man's head: "Damn fat man, how dare you mock your idol? Have you heard that sentence?"

The fat man rubbed his head and asked, "What's the point?"

Yu Lei put his hands in his pockets, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, and he looked like he was pretending to be 13, and he said, "It's just that, 'Lei can't stop anyone's saying!"

When the fat man heard this, he cast a look of contempt!

The two of them teased each other as if no one else made Lu Cheng and others look gloomy, while Liu Qing seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw and looked at the two people coming with hope. One of them was the bastard who embarrassed him in the Internet cafe two days ago!

I actually showed myself that kind of thing in the Internet cafe. You know, since then, every time I closed my eyes, I was always in the picture of the game "The Last Journey". I couldn't control myself from thinking about it, and it was still uncomfortable to think about it...
Chapter completed!