no_ 21. Can we be a little more wretched?
"Ah Wang, I miss you so much..."
The Liar King: "You, what are you going to do? Don't look at me with that look. You are not Widow Luo, so I feel scared."
Yu Lei rubbed his eyes, and it seemed like that, and said resentfully: "Last time you threw me a ring, and then left quietly. Do you know how hard I have worked for you! This time you must leave a contact information. You can't be irresponsible for what you have done!"
The Liar King was crying but couldn't cry, thinking that whom did I provoke whom? You need to be responsible for what you have done as a kid? It seemed that I thought of something. The Liar King's eyes lit up, and he immediately smiled obscenely and stared at Yu Lei.
"Well, do you kid don't want that ring anymore? I came to find the old man and gave it to me? Hurry up, bring it to me and see if you kid bite a few tooth marks?"
Yu Lei waved his hand: "How can this work!" He said righteously and sternly: "Since it was given by King Ah, no one can take it away in my hands!"
The lie king snorted, and when the mouse turned his eyes, he ignored Yu Lei.
Seeing this guy looking contemptuous, Yu Lei quickly changed into a smile and leaned over: "I said, "Your king, you have been wandering around here for a long time. Do you have anything to help? Don't worry! If you are with each other, your business is mine. Just a little reward, haha, just give me ten or eight rings like that last time!"
The lie king was sweating coldly in his head and glared at Yu Lei: "The ring like that last time? Ten or eight? Why don't you rob it? There is no place to rob it even if you rob it!"
"Hmph!" The lie king looked up at the sky, looked like he was pretending to be 13, and said shaking his head: "There was no ring of the mysterious level last time, but if you help me, there would be a copy of the mysterious skills..."
When Yu Lei heard that there was a chance, he quickly continued to be excited and said passionately: "Okay! Put any skills aside, just this relationship, you can just give me your order!"
"Happy! Hehehe..." The lie king's wretched laughter made Yu Lei feel unsure and he randomly guessed what the hell was thinking about.
"Since you are willing to help me with the old man, then go to Widow Luo's house in Heishan City and borrow her... that little bra that was sunk outside for me! Tell you, don't find a bra to fool me by Widow Luo's bra, the taste... is different, I can still tell the difference between old man!"
"You...you..." Yu Lei took three steps back in a row, pointing at the deceitful king, and after a long time, he couldn't find any words to describe it.
How can you be so vulgar if you don’t bring such a person?
Seeing Yu Lei hesitant, the lie king's eyebrows turned into two vertical lines, and he screamed: "Oh! I knew you were unreliable. You got the cheap one and acted like a good person. Last time I gave you such a precious ring. This time I asked you to help you a little, but hesitated. It was the old man that I misread..."
"No! No! I didn't say I wouldn't help. Actually, as a brother, I have long wanted to 'borrow' your bra to honor you because I'm old, but I haven't had the chance to do it! You wait, I'll borrow it now!"
Yu Lei's smile was even worse than crying. He gritted his teeth, grinned his teeth, and ran away.
The lie king wiped the drool that had flowed down, his eyes rolled around, and his appearance was extremely vulgar.
Yu Lei wiped the cold sweat on his forehead hard, thinking that this guy, Liar King, is not wrong, but being so vulgar, is his wrong! The most fatal thing is to ask himself to steal Widow Luo's bra... If it is exposed, how can you see people in the future!
However, in order to deceive the magic skills mentioned by the king, Yu Lei didn't care about his face. The first time he helped this guy's mission reward was such a terrifying "Greedy Ring". I think his magic skills will definitely not be much worse this time.
Back in Heishan City, Yu Lei followed the street to find Widow Luo's house. The door was red and gold ingots were painted and two mighty stone lions stood on both sides of the door. Yu Lei secretly lamented that this lie king had a good vision. Just looking at the storefront, you will know that the so-called Widow Luo must be a single lady!
Yu Lei walked around the Luo Mansion with a timid heart and found a dog hole at the back door. He crawled in a short body. Fortunately, the yard was not big and it took no time to see the legendary "brake"!
There were a lot of clothes hanging on a clothesline, and the bra was bright red, which was very conspicuous, comparable to Yu Lei's face at this time.
Although Yu Lei is very nervous, he has not yet reached the level of perverted profoundness. Faced with the result of his about to become a vulgar underwear thief, Yu Lei's head was a little swollen and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.
The mouse came to the clothesline with a lightning touch. Yu Lei looked around and saw that there was no one around, and he took action like lightning, and grabbed the big red bra!
"It's done!" Yu Lei's face turned red, and he was about to run away when a dog bark suddenly scared him and almost fell to the ground. Now he even grabbed Widow Luo's bra tightly, performed extremely well, and ran away at the speed of the world sprint champion.
"Little thief! You dare to steal my mother's bra. You are very brave. Don't let me catch you..."
Yu Lei had no time to worry about the voice of the woman behind him, and disappeared.
He ran to the lie king in one breath, and Yu Lei gasped with his knees, his face flushed.
The lie king wanted to pretend, but saw that the boy was still breathing, and finally asked: "Why, did you borrow that bra from Widow Luo??"
Yu Lei snorted angrily: "You old ghost, I really doubt you are thinking about something all day long. You can do such a vulgar thing too!"
Yu Lei said, taking out Widow Luo's bra and throwing it at the Liar King. The Liar King's eyes were full of glamour and he rushed to catch it, fearing that the seemingly extremely precious bra would fall to the ground.
"Uh! Haha, old man, I didn't do anything. It was all done by you boy. You are wronged!"
Yu Lei was too lazy to talk to him, so he waved his hand: "Okay, I've already 'borted' your bra for you. What kind of magical skill is it? Take it now!"
The lie king looked up and patted Yu Lei's shoulder and said, "Boy, what you think is too simple. Do you think you can change a magical skill by just lending a bra for me? This is too whimsical. You are going to put in the old man's coffin book!"
Sure enough, as Yu Lei expected, things were not that simple at all!
"Unless..." The lie king pretended to hesitate and said, "Unless you go to Widow Luo's house again..."
"What? You are so old-fashioned. You don't need a knife to kill someone, but you don't need a knife to use your mouth! You don't need a gun, but you don't need a hand! You even asked me to go to Widow Luo's house? I was almost caught by the other party just now!"
"Cough cough!" The lie king pretended to cough and covered his embarrassment, and said weakly: "I asked you to go to Widow Luo's house, but I didn't ask you to steal bra again. What are you afraid of!"
When Yu Lei heard this, his eyes lit up and thought to himself that he had really misunderstood the lie king, and he blamed him. Before the other party could say what he wanted to do to Widow Luo's house, how could he be so arbitrary?
Realizing that he might be too impulsive, Yu Lei changed into a kind look: "My king, don't blame me, I was also excited for a moment, haha, say, what else can I do at Widow Luo's house? Anyone who can do it as a brother will definitely have no choice!"
Yu Lei nodded with satisfaction and said, "You kid is also a talented person. You are so fast changing your face. You are almost catching up with me! Actually, it's nothing to ask you to go to Widow Luo's house this time, just... just go and help me borrow Widow Luo's underwear! Don't worry, this time I'm not borrowing a bra!"
"I poke, I poke, I poke!!!" Yu Lei's teeth creaked, and the anger erupted in his eyes even melted the lie king.
The lie king is right. He did not let him steal bras, but let him steal his pants! Isn’t this a cheating father? If it weren’t for considering that the defense attribute of NPC is so scary, Yu Lei really wanted to build a spiked golden beetle tower on the spot and use the spikes on the tower to explode the slutty old man’s anus...
"Boy, I said you're going or not. If you don't go, I'll find someone else!"
"Go, go, don't say you can't go! I said, "Ah Wang, I have a question before I go, I want to ask you for advice!"
"Since you guys are working so hard to help me, it means we are destined to be together. Just ask, as long as the old man knows, I will tell you."
"I said, "Ah King, can we be more vulgar?"
The King of Liar:...
Chapter completed!