Piao Tianwen     no_ 180 , Fatty Master is about to take off

"Really, Brother Torpedo is so stylish! Did the fat man you mentioned later succeed in becoming a girl?"

"Hahaha, of course not. The fat man is still very pure. In the end, he was turned into a soft banana by that girl's words!"

"What are you talking about? Tell the little moon quickly!"

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Yu Lei and Lan Yueliang were talking and laughing along the way. Yu Lei told him some interesting things about the fat man since childhood, and of course some embarrassing things about the fat man. The novel "" netizens beat him by hand

In fact, this is also a way to pick up girls. First of all, you must look at the girl's personality. If you are a very upright and serious person, you must gradually move forward and start to influence her from a small joke. If the other party did not object at the beginning and did not show any disgust, then the little joke would have to be colored little by little!

Just like what happened when Xiaoshuai didn't leave before, she took a shower in the bathroom in the morning, but Yu Lei rushed in.

Yu Lei pointed at Xiaoshuai with a look of horror and said to him: "You, you... you insulted your brother's eyes so early, why don't you wear clothes when you take a shower?"

A very cold joke, but if you express your eyes, language, and actions properly, it will still be very interesting!

Another thing is to tell stories to girls, add fuel to the goals you need to pursue, and turn a little silly and boring story into a sentence that can make girls tremble, just like the little story Yu Lei and Lan Yue just told.

It turned out that Yu Lei was telling Lan Yue that he had met a little sister online before, and they chatted with voice when they were free every day. Later, the girl may have liked Yu Lei's voice and some erotic funny things, so she asked to meet.

As a result, the unscrupulous fat man found out and begged Yu Lei to give this opportunity to him and say goodbye to his innocent body that he had retained for 20 years. Later, after meeting in the hotel, the girl saw the fat man's mighty figure and domineering appearance, so she stopped doing it on the spot and was about to leave.

The fat man was also rare to be domineering once, and was ready to take the overlord into the bow.

Blue Moon previously said that Yu Lei had a fan, and it was because Yu Lei gave the opportunity to the fat man. Later, Yu Lei said that the girl made the fat man who was about to successfully draw the bow into a soft banana.

Blue Moon is very curious about what it is to allow a man to keep a little clear-headed at the most critical moment and realize that it is wrong for him to do this.

Lan Yueliang's eyes lit up and he guessed: "Ah! I understand, I think I guess what that girl said!"

Yu Lei laughed and waited for Blue Moon to continue speaking. As a result, the words of Blue Moon almost turned Yu Lei into a soft banana!

Lan Yueliang said: "At the most important moment that girl must say, 'Fat Brother, I actually suffer from AIDS, you should explode my anus!' Right? Did girl say that!"

Yu Lei was speechless and thought to himself, what kind of way of thinking is this monster? It’s really corrupt and almost rotten!

Shaking his head, Yu Lei said, "No, the fat man is very pure. The girl said, 'You beast, I am still the same place. Don't you have any sympathy for the beauty? You just want to take away my most precious things so easily? How do you want me to face my parents? How do you want me to face my husband in the future?' This sentence from the girl made the fat man with the brain on the worm wilt."

Blue Moon nodded, "If a man still has a little conscience, he will not continue."

Yu Lei curled his lips contemptuously, "Is that true? Not necessarily! Then guess how did this girl tell me the Internet after she went back?"

Blue Moon looked at Yu Lei with charming big eyes, and the look of seeking knowledge in his eyes was very strong.

"The girl said to me online, 'You are useless, you are really not a man, you will be depressed by just one word? For the sake of the girl's reserve, I also want to say something to resist. I think you are not a beast, you are even worse than beasts!"

Although it was a little cold, Yu Lei's winking expression and his wildly unrestrained action description made Blue Moon giggle.

In fact, this is not entirely called harming others and self-interest, belittling the other party and raising themselves. It just adds a little bit of fuel to the real story, making the story more vivid and humorous.

To put it nicely, it’s “Fat Master, sacrifice a little bit of your integrity to get your brother’s experience in picking up girls!”

Yu Lei kept whispering along the way, and Blue Moon laughed constantly, and soon the refreshing point of Fire Scorpion.

This is a group of gravels in the yellow sand. In the endless yellow sand, unknown pillars are buried. The baptism of time, the erosion of rain, and the degrinding of yellow sand have smoothed the edges and corners of the stone pillars, and some originally square pillars have even turned into cylinders.

Occasionally, an animal bone that has been dry for a long time lies quietly in the yellow sand. It is not scary, but it gives people a feeling of desolation.

The fire scorpions here gathered in groups here, each of which was the size of a millstone. The red shell seemed to have strong defense, and the tail hook was even more shining with a cold sharp light.

Fire Scorpion: Level 50 ordinary monster.

Blood volume: 8000

Attack: 900

Defense: 700

Skill, Fire Poison: Use a tail hook with fire damage to attack the target, causing 200 fixed damage points, and causing the target to suffer burn damage effect within 30 seconds, and loses health per second for 100 for 5 seconds.

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Sure enough, just looking at the appearance of the Fire Scorpion, you can tell that this thing has a strong defense ability, with a defense of up to 700 points. The attacks of players without a transfer are simply itchy for them!

To deal with this kind of fire scorpion, you need to use the fast elf tower. Although you can't kill instantly, Yu Lei knew that the volley attacks of more than 70 towers were still very powerful!

Since it is a relatively wide flat land and does not hinder Yu Lei from building the obstacle tower, Yu Lei started construction, and a small maze with simple shape is about to appear in front of you.

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"Hey, the fat man in front, wait a moment, I have something to ask you."

The guild sent four or five players to guard Tutu Valley to surround the fat man. Although it was not stated clearly, the greed look of red fruit in his eyes was unconcealed.

"Tell me, fat man, it seems that you have gained a lot in the past. What have you gained?"

The fat man couldn't find a way to escape for a moment, and he became even more nervous. Even if he gave them experience pill seeds, he would probably not be able to save the magical shovels, hoes and other items. Even if he was so tough that he didn't say anything or explain anything, the other party would have a very high chance of bursting out magical instruments after he killed him.

How to get out of here...

In fact, there is another way, which is to use the "Quick Flying Vine Seed" I just dug, so that the effect can reach friends very quickly.

However, the planting time for this seed is one minute, and the other party will give himself one minute to plant? Of course, if his ability to deceive himself is improved, he may be able to cover up the players of these four guilds!

"Ah, haha, haha, actually, I have indeed obtained a lot of good things during this period. I got 5 seeds with 1.2 times the experience pill! It's not a matter of luck, but I have got something very interesting!"

The fat man's mysterious way, the guild players guarding Tutu Valley were delighted. It seemed that this fat man was like a pure second-hand man!

If you don’t have to wait for others to threaten and induce others, you will expose your old secrets. Such a fool is just making wedding dresses for others. What will you end up falling into? If you take out something, you will be called stupid!

One of the guild players said with great interest: "Oh? Fatty, what interesting things have you got? Let us brothers see how it is? Maybe we can recommend you to join our guild, and no one dares to bully you then!"

The fat man complained in his heart that he had joined the guild, but no one dared to bully him. The guild could exploit himself naked. Who is still interested in bullying him?

The fat man thought to himself, but there was no strangeness on his face, and he still had the image of being honest and stupid.

"Hehe, I can't explain it clearly in language alone. Let's do this. I'll plant something for you, and you will know it when the time comes. In just one minute, the results of planting products will be distributed to the bosses. I believe that the bosses will definitely recommend me to join the guild!"

The fat man had a harmless expression on his face. After seeing it, although a trace of suspicion flashed in his eyes, a low-level warrior could not beat him or escape, so they didn't care.

"Okay, then you can plant it quickly and don't waste our time."

After one of the guild members finished speaking, they looked at the fat man with great interest, wanting to see what interesting things he said were!

The fat man nodded like a chicken carving rice, and was overjoyed, but he didn't dare to show any trace of his face.

He took out a magical hoe and his rusty look made people look disdainful, but the fat man ignored the eyes of the onlookers and dug up on the ground.

Ding! System: Congratulations, the hidden attributes of the magic hoe were discovered, and you obtained the magic hoe.

Magical hoe (level 1 experience 0%, experience gained by planting plants): the additional effect of planting products is increased by 50%, and the planting time is reduced by 50%

The fat man was happy. Sure enough, the things that Brother Lei gave were extraordinary!

He took out the seeds of the rapid flying vine, and the fat man grinned at the onlookers, then carefully placed the seeds in the pit and buried the surrounding soil with his hands.

Then take out the watering can, tilt it slightly, spray out light green liquid, and water it in the place where the seeds are planted.

Ding! System: Congratulations, the hidden attributes of the magic watering can be discovered, and you have obtained the magic watering can.

Magical watering can (level 1 experience 0%, experience gained by watering plant products): the additional effect of plant products is increased by 50%, and the planting time is reduced by 50%

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The fat man didn't say anything, but he started roaring in his heart!

"Your sister! Fatty is going to take off!!!"
Chapter completed!