no_ 154. The Tragedy of the Assassin
no_ 154 , The Assassin's Tragedy (please book)
The light in the cave was dim, and Yu Lei and his friends were moving forward talking and laughing. At this time, three sneaky figures appeared in Lei and their eyes.
All three of them are assassins, be careful and follow the pace of Yu Lei and others, making it easier to hear the movement and be aware of it.
If it weren't for the role of the portable mini-detection tower that Yu Lei put in his backpack, it would be impossible to discover the three hidden assassins.
Although the traces of the three assassins were found, Yu Lei and the others pretended to be the same as usual, and they were still talking and teasing and teasing, using acting to mislead the three assassins' judgment. While they were about to start attacking, it was the best time for Yu Lei and the others to take action.
"Little Sweet, by the way, would you just look at the girl's face and figure to tell if the other person is in the same place, as well as black fungus or pink fungus?"
Yu Lei winked at Xiaoshuai and said Lan Yueliang glared at him with contempt. She felt that the bad guy looked at him like a thorny look. Just looking at him simply made people feel uncomfortable, just like he took off all his clothes and showed him in front of him.
Xiaoshuai's eyes burst into an extremely interested look, and his eyes looked at Yu Lei's eyes so admiring that they were extremely impressed.
"Yeah, that's it, let's teach you how to identify the little chick first."
Xiaoshuai nodded enthusiastically, and even the Blue Moon listened slightly
"Little Moon, this is a discussion between men and men about the future sexual blessings. Don't eavesdrop on it!"
Yu Lei slapped the Blue Moon and laughed: "Go and go ahead, don't eavesdrop."
"Hmph, who would like to listen to it? It turns out that men don't have a good thing. They talk about such topics in front of your little moon. It's so great to leave!"
After Blue Moon finished speaking, he walked forward a few steps angrily, but if you look closely, your little ears were still moving, obviously he was very interested in the topic of thunder.
"Tell me, brother, I can't wait!"
Yu Lei patted Xiaoshuai on the shoulder, "Hehe, OK! Although this topic is not a secret, it is very common. You have never heard of it, just remember to hear it and just use it as a joke."
"In fact, the most simple way to distinguish is, just like there is no gap between Xiao Yue's thighs, and she has a little inner character when walking. Of course, if you only look at this, it is 70% accuracy. If you want to achieve absolute accuracy, you have to touch your chest in person!"
"Breast?" Xiaoshuai's eyes showed most of them, but his deep interest was irrepressible.
"That's right! If you have breasts, you will feel that you have a hard core. Of course, the hard core will not be too big, but there will definitely be something like the little moon, which is definitely a top-notch young man!"
Yu Lei couldn't help but think of his previous actions towards Xiao Yueliang. Although the hard core was covered by plumpness, he still couldn't stump him. He basically felt it the second time he started!
Xiaoshuai's eyes were full of glossiness, completely ignoring the ambiguity in Yu Lei's words. Why do you know that the Blue Moon is a young man? If you only look at your legs, don't you say a 70% chance? Why do you say she must be? Have you touched her breasts?
Blue Moon turned her back to Yu Lei and the others, but her red little ears ruthlessly exposed her embarrassment at this moment.
"Brother, I'm taught again today. During this period of time with you, I have learned a lot of knowledge!"
Xiaoshuai looked at Yu Lei with a very pious look, and he was almost burning incense to worship him.
Yu Lei scratched his scalp and laughed, "Nothing, just a little knowledge! Now I will teach you how to identify the black fungus and pink fungus of girls. This is a bit of a problem, so you must listen carefully, Xiaoshuai!"
"Yeah, yeah!" Xiaoshuai tilted her head like a chicken eating rice, her eyes full of anticipation.
"Hehe, first of all, let's talk about the less common pink fungus! I won't list the many, otherwise I'll teach my apprentice to starve to death!"
"Although powdered fungus is not common, it is also quite common! Let me tell you two of them here, first look at your thighs; second look at your eyes!"
Xiaoshuai stared at Yu Lei's eyes, "Eyes? What's the matter with distinguishing between black fungus? Brother, don't you see any difference in your eyes?"
"Damn, are you really a slut? Look at which man has black fungus on his body? The shemale is also a woman with a lower body!"
"Ah, hehe, brother, you continue, and continue to say, I won't bother you this time!"
Yu Lei secretly paid attention to the three sneaking assassins. Now the three assassins are very close to Yu Lei and the others, and the expressions on his face look like he listens carefully.
Yu Lei sneered in his heart, but he laughed: "The main thing is to divide the thighs and the eyes and thighs. Except for the chick, it is not completely closed, and there is a little gap. Note that this gap is slightly! It's like a narrow and elongated inverted triangle. Of course, this probability only accounts for 45%, so we will look at the eyes next."
"The eyes are bright, the eyes are black and white, not yellow, and there are very few bloodshots. In this case, and there is only a small gap between the thighs. Congratulations, this girl has a 90% chance of being pink fungus!"
Yu Lei said, his eyes glanced at Lan Yueliang, licked his lips, and said, "Little Moon, do you look here?"
Blue Moon's face was blushing, but he turned his head. His big eyes were black and white. Although it gave people a feeling of intoxicating eyes, it has to be said that these eyes were indeed very bright!
"Fan!"
Yu Lei smiled and said, "Okay, it's okay, Xiao Yueliang, I just miss you and want to see what you look like. Hehe, it's okay, turn around!"
Xiaoshuai was excited, clenched his fists tightly, looked at Yu Lei, and asked him to quickly explain what black fungus looked like
There was no sign of anything unusual on Yu Lei's face, but he was ready to use his skill "summoning altar" at any time!
"Haha, it's easy to distinguish black fungus! The gap between the legs is wider than two fingers, the eyes are not bright, with a slight tiny blood, and it looks a little yellow. That's basically black fungus! Of course, these two points cannot be completely confirmed, after all, there are all kinds of people!"
Xiaoshuai's eyes were filled with a strange look of excitement, and he grabbed the staff in his hand. The ruby at the top of the magic trick of the Red Lotus flashed slightly. Those who know it certainly knew that this was the harbinger of Xiaoshuai's use of magic control skills!
"Brother, is there any basis for what you said? Don't fool me!"
"Hehe, don't worry, how can I fool you! If you don't believe it... just ask those three assassin friends?"
As soon as Yu Lei finished speaking, the three assassins were obviously unable to react. They were stunned. Taking advantage of this time, Yu Lei used the summoning altar skill.
The tall Death Knight appeared in front of everyone in an instant. Xiao Shuai was also taking two control skills that had been prepared for a long time. Absolute Ice and Petrochemical Technique instantly controlled the two assassins who were still invisible.
Yu Lei fully utilized his advantage of growing weapons at this time. As the saying goes, one inch long and one inch strong, Jiba Spear's flying skill is activated.
Two of the three assassins were limited by Xiaoshuai's control skills and could not move. Even if they escape, they could not escape by Yu Lei. Before they could land, Yu Lei had already rushed forward and swung.
Jiba spear swept through the air with a humming sound, hitting the last assassin, which happened to trigger the paralysis attribute attached to the "Parase Ring". Needless to say, how can the assassin profession with little blood and low defense with low output be able to withstand the death knight with scary output?
Not to mention the legendary equipment "Jiba Spear" with a mighty and terrifying damage!
The assassin attacked by Yu Lei had fallen to the ground and died without resisting a few attacks. At this time, Blue Moon also selected an assassin player controlled by Xiao Shuai and launched the attack.
The assassin who attacked the sneak attack could not imagine that the other party could see his or her people. He seemed to be prepared and was waiting for the moment when he was distracted. The calculation was a coincidence.
This time, the assassination mission was completely defeated. Not only were his three assassins going to be killed by the other party, but they were even more tragic!
Young Master Yuwen did not issue a task to ask him to come and kill him. It was entirely the order of the supervisor-level admiral around him that he and others had to obey the order.
If this assassination is successful, then the supervisor may be praised by the senior management of the family, and the three of them can also get some benefits from the supervisor rewards, such as salary increases in reality, etc.
But now the assassination operation has failed, what is this? Not only will it violate the orders of Young Master Yuwen, but it will also be denied the hat of being guilty of not obeying the orders of the clan, making arbitrary initiatives to assassinate the enemy, alarming the snake, embarrassing the family, etc.
But I and others cannot admit that it was the order issued by the supervisor, otherwise the outcome would be even worse!
Xiao Shuai's control skills are extremely domineering. The assassin player who was attacked by the Blue Moon could not move even if he died. Now the only assassin player is left in the field. Yu Lei walked forward with a smile.
"Haha, this friend, brother said, why can't you think so? Yuwen Jingyan asked you to assassinate you? He was scared away. What can you do if you three people are sent?"
Yu Lei smiled and tried to bewitch the assassin in front of him verbally. Although he knew in his heart that there was a great possibility that it was someone sent by Yuwen Jingyan, Yu Lei still wanted to confirm that in his heart, he really didn't want him to be the instructor of this assassination!
"Hmph, I want to mess with my words? Impossible! As an employee of the Yuwen family, everything has to be considered for the family. What do you think you can mess with? Kill me!"
Yu Lei's lips twitched, and he thought to himself, "Brother, I asked a simple question, before I started to condom, you have revealed the news that it is Yuwen's family. Is this called thinking about the family?"
Yu Lei sighed, "Oh, actually, I know that you have your own difficulties. We are both inferior people. It is normal for us to be called around in front of other big families. I can understand this feeling!"
"You, you too?" The assassin looked at Yu Lei's sad and angry expression in surprise.
Yu Lei nodded in pain, and a hint of sympathy appeared in the assassin's eyes.
Yu Lei was so despised in his heart, thinking to himself, buddy, was your head squeezed by the door when you were a child? Brother, I haven’t started making lies yet, I just nodded and shook my head, and you just got into a trap by yourself?
It seems that the Yuwen family is indeed all talented, and only one subordinate can achieve the best quality!
I feel sad for the Yuwen family! I feel tragic for the assassin profession!
Chapter completed!