Chapter 62: Monkey King Apprentice, Huang Shiren's Mother
Everyone, I also say that bitches must be done by bitches in the end, and wicked people will always be beaten by bad people. Huang Shiren's humbleness is invincible in the world, and Huang Shiren's magnanimity is no second in the world.
Which immortals on the Jinao Island Jie Cult have never been exposed to the bird energy of Huang Shiren? Which one of them is so angry that Huang Shiren is so angry that he is helpless?
Seeing the monkey questioning Huang Shiren what he was, the immortals were like drinking cold beer during the holidays. When the monks in the temple saw the beautiful donor, they were so happy that they all looked at his jokes.
What a yellow man! He is so thick-skinned that he is in the world. He is neither ashamed nor annoyed when he hears this. He looks at the monkey and stretches out two fingers.
"You bastard, do you know what this is?"
Monkey was dizzy by him. Although he was not very immersed in the world for a while, he was smart and delicate. How could he not know what this was? Looking at Lao Huang’s two fingers, he scratched his face and said loudly: “Two!”
"Damn, you're really a slut!" Old Huang gave the monkey a blank look and shouted: "Bastard, do you know who you are and who you are?"
Old Huang shouted loudly, like a yellow bell, which made the monkey's ears buzz. The sound echoed into the Yuan soul and echoed continuously, making the monkey stunned for a moment!
Yes, who am I, who is me? What is the relationship between this monkey and me? What is the positioning between me and Monkey? The monkey thinks about this issue, the more complicated it becomes. The more I think about it, the more thrust it becomes. I feel so anxious that I scratch my head and jump up and down!
Damn, such a philosophical question, if you think of it, will I still live?! Huang Shiren smiled.
"Let me ask you, who am I?!" Hou'er couldn't think of it, so she simply showed up and questioned Huang Shiren.
Huang Shiren laughed dryly, picked up a chopstick, knocked the bowl jingle, and said loudly: "Bastard, you must know who you are, who you are again, listen!"
"Your master originally lived on the top of Meishan Mountain. There are houses and fields at home, and life is endless.
Who knew that Yun Zhongzi was arrogant and unreasonable, colluded with the government and took over my big house and took over my land.
Your master, I turned against him, and he beat him up with a blow.
Your second uncle called him a bully of the good people, but he was targeted at the Atsushi and raped him a hundred times!
Finally we left our home
Flying to this Jinaohai Tian!
But these little gods
Don't take your master seriously one by one
Slap me in the face and spit
I endured the humiliation and visited the immortals everywhere!
You are a spirit stone in heaven and earth
Thank you, Master, for your hard work
I will find a breath of fairy energy to share you with half of it, and find a spiritual fruit to add to you!
Finally sent you into the Qinglian Pond
Three years and two years to shape your face!
These bastards drove me out of the island.
Master, I am hungry outside, and I heard that you were born before coming to the forefront!
For you, I offend countless powerful people. For you, I have worked hard to compromise!
Today you were born and met me. Erwuzi turned aside, don’t you think my master is embarrassing!
You ask me what you are doing in front of these bastards! You don’t give me any face in front of these bastards!
Erwuzi, I have washed your body in this yard, and I have made needles and threads for you in this yard for scars all over my body!
Now that you are hard and don’t become a disciple, you are so cruel now that you are so cruel!
If I had known, I would have broken your body with an iron rod, I would have known that I would have refined you in the fire pill furnace!
Erwuzi, what do you think of your master? Erwuzi, do you know who will see you now when your master is broken!"
Old Huang flew his hands, and the percussion sounded like thunder in one hand. He shouted and cried while knocking, making the pear blossoms rainy, making the rivers and seas sobbing, and the wind and clouds changed color, and the monkey was stunned.
He is a spiritual seed of heaven and earth. After hearing what Lao Huang said, he vaguely remembered that he was in a stubborn stone. He once looked at him kindly all day long, remembered that his big hands groped himself all day long, and remembered that his big hands gently put him into the green lotus pond!
Looking at this face and listening to this song, the monkey's heart was like a knife, and a warm current surged out. He knelt on the ground with a thud, hugged Huang Shiren's thigh, and shouted like a broken gong: "Master! My mother! The disciple remembers you! The disciple misses you so much!"
"My own son! I finally met you!"
The two bitches hugged each other and howled countless birds flew out of Jinao Island, and howled so that a group of people turned their faces and vomited. It was so miserable!
"Master! As soon as I was born, these guys locked me up. The guy just now looked at me and fisted at every turn! I thought I had no relatives, I thought I was the only one of Tiansha Guxing! Then I escaped and scrambled around. I didn't know if there was anything around that I couldn't break out. I had no choice but to hide back to the yard! Master, you have to make the decision for me! My dear mother, you have to vent my anger!"
The monkey poured out a lot of grievances, and his nose and tears all rubbed against Huang Shiren's Taoist robe, making Huang Shiren laugh and cry.
"Good disciple! Don't be angry! Don't be sad! Master will make you angry today! Master will let these bastards bloom with chrysanthemums today!" Huang Shiren pulled out the Fenglei stick, took out the golden finger, and sacrificed the twenty-fourth-grade Zhuxian Lotus Platform. The fierce god turned his face, but found that one of the immortals in the Jie Cult behind him was missing, and two of them ran away!
These two bitches, one is a stingy person with a sore on his head and a thick sole on his feet, and the other is a pervert who has just been born as a Daluo Golden Immortal. Seeing that the two of them were around, the Immortals of the Jie Sect had known that the situation was not good, who would have no intention to stay here and be beaten?!
"Good apprentice! Let's settle the score with them one by one another!" Huang Shiren accepted the treasure in disappointment and smiled.
The monkey opened his mouth wide, nodded, and said, "Master, I have found you now and know my life experience, but I don't know the name of the master and the inheritance of the master."
"Yes, yes, you have a reputation and a reputation, so you will naturally have to enlighten you." Huang Shiren sat cross-legged and said seriously: "Good disciple, listen to me. Your master is named Shiren, also known as Huang San. Your master is a bitch, called Lu Ya, the first third immortal in heaven and earth! You have a senior brother named Yuan Hong, and you have a monkey face. You have a junior brother who has not yet been born, and Nezha is his name before he is named, and there is also Uncle Meishan Qi. I will recommend you in the future."
After hearing this, Shihou suddenly heard the words, and finally he didn't feel like a single man. He was very happy and said, "Master, I don't know what my surname is?"
Huang Shiren smiled and said, "You are born with a monk. You are a teacher and I will take a surname on you. I mean to teach you the surname "王". The character "王" is used to be a beast, which is an ancient month. The ancient one is old; the moon is used to be Yin. The old yin cannot be cultivated, so it is better to teach you the surname "王". The character "王" is used to be a son. The son is a son. The rank is a child. The infant is a fine baby. It is the original theory of infants. I will teach you the surname "Sun".
When the monkey heard this, he kowtowed happily and said, "Okay, okay, okay! I will know my surname today. Wan Wang Master is kind! Since he has a surname, I beg for a name, but I can call you."
Huang Shiren clapped his hands and smiled, saying, "This name has been thought of for you for a long time. There are many bad people in the world. If you want to survive, you rely on your own hard work to practice and comprehend the way of heaven. The four elements are empty, and ultimately Nirvana, you will be called Wukong."
After hearing this, the monkey felt that there were endless truths. After thinking about it carefully, he understood a lot. He was extremely happy and shouted: "Okay, okay! From today on, I will call him Sun Wukong!"
It’s true: A bitch doesn’t matter too much, another disaster will be brought to the Three Realms!
The two sluts of master and apprentice met each other with their heads in their arms. Huang Shiren got a cheap disciple and Sun Wukong got a cheap master. Everyone was very happy.
"A disciple, you and I know each other, becoming a master and apprentice is an opportunity for heaven and earth! Come on, Master will give you a meeting gift!" Huang Shiren looked at Wukong and looked at the masterpiece he created with one hand. He couldn't help but take out a few magic weapons from the immortal bag and put them in front of Sun Wukong.
"Wukong, this stick is called Ruyi Golden Cudgel, which is an innate spiritual treasure, Dinghai Dinghai Dingjian Needle, weighs 13,500 kilograms, can be big or small, soft or hard, it is really a good guy who beats the stick and beats the bricks! This shoe is called Lotus Sibu Yunlu, this armor is the lock gold armor, this crown, the phoenix-wing purple gold crown, which is all obtained by the master from the Dragon King with great effort. It is specially reserved for you. You can cut it and wear it, I see."
Since Wukong was born, he was a bare monkey with no weapons or clothes. Seeing the magic weapon on the ground, he naturally knew it was extraordinary. He wore armor and took the stick in his hand. He flew for a long time, playing with sticks, and the world was shaking!
"It's really a man who relies on clothes and horses rely on saddles. Otaku still needs Muto Ran! This guy just now was a hooligan, and his dressing was a hero! He deserves to be the Monkey King of Monkey King! Damn it! I have suffered so much, and it's not unfair to make you come out!" Huang Shiren was so happy to drink honey when he saw Wukong's tricks!
After playing for a while, Wukong fell down, looked at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and then looked at the armor on his body. He was extremely beautiful and thought to himself: It’s better for my master! After suffering so much for me, he still didn’t forget to make me clothes and make a magic weapon! It’s a good thing to have a good fortune but it’s a bastard. Master is like this to me. In the future, Yun Zhongzi Yun Waizi will be beaten to death when he sees me! Anyone who has no good face to my master will be born with a stick and will be knocked down with a stick! This is how he deserves the grace of his master’s raising!
"Wukong, are you satisfied with this weapon and this clothes?" Huang Shiren said.
Wukong smiled and said, "Satisfied! How unsatisfied! But Master, your Taoist robe is extremely red and you are very sexy. My armor is so golden and majestic, but it is not as good as Master's slut. Everyone says that the master will have any disciples, and the dung beetle will have any kind of dung beetle when you have any kind of dung beetle when you have any kind of dung beetle. Master, you can also let me have a kind of slut!"
"This bastard!" Huang Shiren seemed to see the shadow of himself scraping the ground from this guy. He gave everything he could to Wukong, and there was nothing else there. He couldn't bear to see Wukong looking at him with a gaze.
Damn, now I know the chaotic mood of my cheap master when I was plundered by me! This master is not something that ordinary people can do, especially the bitch master. After all, I can only find the leader of Tongtian. This monkey was born, and he also had a spiritual yang. For this reason, he also had to bleed!
"Wukong, come with your master. Master knows that someone has something for you with a slutty bag." Huang Shiren smirked.
Huang Shiren was wearing a fiery red Taoist robe and smirked at the sky with a slight smile on his face. Sun Wukong was holding a stick behind him, and two bitches came to Biyou Palace!
Now, the leader of Tongtian is in great trouble! ####The first update is here. Dear fellow Taoists, I seem to see you laughing. Haha. I feel so happy. After laughing, why don’t you vote for a recommendation vote or something, and just collect it. Thanks!
Chapter completed!