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The twentieth episode of "Three Exploding Chrysanthemums" Lu Ya's Apprentice

This bitch Huang Shiren cheated on eating and drinking, and the broken wine made from several jars of mountain fruits made the old Taoist even more choked, and the old Taoist could only break his bottom line.

"What is the great benefit?" Huang Shiren smirked, holding the fairy bag with wine, and said sarcastically: "Senior, do you have any good methods? Even if you use it, I want to see if this great benefit is worth changing the friendship between my brothers?"

The old Taoist nodded, sat down cross-legged, and said to Huang Shiren: "You give all that wine to me, and I let you kowtow three times in front of me!"

"Kow on your mother!" As soon as the old man said this, Jin Dasheng was so angry that he smoked: "Your mother, old man, you have shit in your head! My brother is a man who stands upright, gives you wine and kowtow to you!? Eat my fist!"

After saying that, Jin Dasheng waved his big fist and smashed the old Taoist's forehead with a whimper.

"Old man is talking about things, don't make trouble!" The old Taoist waved his hand and saw Jin Dasheng screaming, turning into a stream of light, and being fanned, and he didn't know how many miles and miles had flew out.

"Boy, I don't know how many people in the world want to kowtow three times to me, but I didn't agree. I'll change you a few jars of wine today. It's really a bargain for you. How about it?" The old man stared at Huang Shiren with a smile on his face.

Huang Shiren saw the meaning of the old Taoist.

Is he going to accept himself as a disciple!?

Huang Shiren's eyes turned around and turned around, and his mind began to quickly think: This old man is definitely extraordinary. Although he doesn't know who it is, he is definitely awesome!

If Huang Shiren had been to such a cheap master in normal times, it would be impossible. However, he had other plans at the moment. He had offended Yun Zhongzi and offended the Chan Sect. He could only go to Jinao Island to embrace the leader of Tongtian Sect. With the identity of Jie Sect, Yun Zhongzi could be worried.

Although this old Taoist has achieved success, he is probably not a match for the Analects.

After looking at the old Taoist's body again and the purple gold gourd, Huang Shiren's heart was already shaking.

Kowtow or not, this is a problem.

"That, senior, I can also see that your cultivation is a master. However, I am a man, how can I kowtow to someone easily? Do you think so?"

"A fart man is not just a weasel who has been practicing for 800 years." The old Taoist smiled.

Your mother! You can even see that my origin is from!

Huang Shiren searched his forehead and gasped, saying, "I dare to ask senior, what if I don't worship me?"

"I slap my destiny and go gray." The old man smiled.

"Senior, this is unreasonable. I did not do anything that hurts the world. I saved you before, so you can't do this." Huang Shiren was frightened.

"Have you done something bad? I'm too lazy to care about it. As for what to save me, do you think if I'm really in trouble, can you save me?" The old Taoist rolled his eyes and said, "It's you who are lying around with the reputation of Kunlun's bull's nose. If I slap you to death, the world will be fine."

"Damn! You are too cruel!" Huang Shiren was really afraid and angry: "Senior, you have messed with me!"

"Old man, I messed with you, I bullied you, what's the matter!"

"Hi! You bull's nose, you pickled goods! It's so shameless!"

"I'm shameless! What's wrong?"

The two pointed at each other's nose bridge and started to curse.

"Boy, will you kowtow or not?" the old Taoist said loudly.

"Kow on your mother, you're so corpse!" Huang Shiren pulled out the Fenglei stick and spitted in his palm, looking naked and willing to do anything.

"Senior, you are so shameless. Let's eat my stick first!" Old Huang Wu used the Fenglei stick and smashed it hard.

"Why did that boy Yun Zhongzi's Fenglei Stick fall into your hands? Hahaha, it's fun, fun, interesting and interesting!" When the old Taoist saw the Fenglei Stick, his eyes lit up, laughed, and did not dodge, and simply stretched out his head to the stick.

A bang! The wind and thunder were blowing, and a dull sound.

The old Taoist had a single white hair, but Huang Shiren was shocked to the point of breaking his mouth and his hands were bright red.

My moon! If I go down with this stick, even a mountain will turn into ashes. What is this old Taoist doing?

"Boy, I feel very comfortable with this stick. Do you want to come again..." The old man smiled and was about to continue speaking, but his face suddenly changed and he was not good at talking!

"Hehe, don't you know how to hit the world?? Good baby, let me explode!" Huang Shiren smirked and made a seal with his hands. He could only hear a muffled sound from behind the old Taoist, and an old chrysanthemum was blown up so dazzlingly!

"You bastard!" The old Taoist covered his butt with both hands, his face turned red and his ears trembled.

Although he had achieved cultivation, the chrysanthemum is the softest and most fragile part of the human body. How could it withstand the dazzling light of Huang Shiren's lowly magic weapon golden fingers? It made the old Taoist's lower body feel hot and painful, and the chrysanthemums bloom!

"Senior, if this matter is spread, will you still have the face to survive?" Huang Shiren took the stick and smirked.

He knew that he could not kill the other party, but this move was really fucking to relieve his anger!

Hahaha! The old Taoist was exposed to his anus, not only did he not get angry, but he laughed.

Is this old man so hard that he was so stupid that he was not very smart?

Huang Shiren was stunned.

"Hahaha, it's interesting and interesting. You kid are full of bad water. It's really one-tenth of my demeanor! You have to worship this master when you are in my old age! You have to worship this master even if you don't worship! I missed me, Lu Ya, who was born with heaven and earth, and I haven't experienced anything in countless years, and I was blown up by someone. It's the first time..." The old Taoist laughed and went crazy.

"Stop! Senior, what do you mean by your name?" Huang Shiren's eyes widened, as if he was injected with chicken blood.

"What's wrong?"

"Damn it! Don't interrupt, what did you say just now??"

"I said my name is Lu Ya."

"Master is here, good disciple, good disciple, the best disciple in the world, Yushu, the most beloved apprentice in Yushu, everyone is beloved by everyone!" I saw Huang Shiren, a bitch, kneeling at the foot of the old Taoist with a thud, and knocking three times in one go, shaking the ground with a shaking three times.

After finishing the knock, this guy didn't care about the yellow earth on his forehead and said with a silly smile: "Master, you can't regret it!"

Huang Shiren is so happy that he is about to fly!

Lu Ya! Who is Lu Ya? This guy is the most mysterious and fortress among the gods! He is the essence of Lihuo. He flies out of the three realms and is not in the five elements, does not look up to the Three Saints of Huoyun, does not pay attention to Yaochi and the Heavenly Emperor, does not belong to the three religions, does not belong to the Pure Land. He does not belong to the control of the human king, does not obey the underworld, and even Yuanshi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun and others are respectful and good in front of him. The profound Taoism is unfathomable, and the seniority is high, so high that you cannot touch!

Especially with the magic weapon in hand, the flying knife of the immortals, I don’t know how many awesome immortals died under his magic weapon!

After paying such a master, let alone Yun Zhongzi, even if Yuanshi Tianzun came to me personally, he would not dare to do anything to me!

Good luck! What a great luck!

Huang Shiren danced and was ecstatic on this side, but Lu Ya was demented by him.

This guy would rather die than surrender just now, but when he heard his name, he changed his mind.

"Boy, aren't you not worshipping me?" Lu Ya smiled.

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "My good master! You are really good. If you had revealed your name early, why would you have to spend so much trouble? You don't have to be blown away by me!"

"Why is that?" Lu Ya was puzzled.

A casual person who wanders around the world and is free and happy, rarely cares about the world. Is he very famous?

"Master, do you know who my idol is?"

"How do I know!? What is an idol?"

"Idols are the object of vomiting. Since I crawled out of my mother's womb, I have been free and unwilling to accept the heavens and the earth, and I cannot be free! Anyone who wants to treat me well, I have nothing to say and dislike anyone, then I will be damned! If you have any grudges, you will take revenge. If you don't have grudges, you will find revenge! If you ask the world, who can master this, you will undoubtedly be your old man! Master, you are my idol.

, You are my role model!" Huang Shiren spitted and deceived Taoist Lu Ya with a high hat.

"Brother, don't panic, I'll be here, I'll be this guy!" As he was speaking, Jin Dasheng, covered in blood, flew over to death, and the sword dance was about to cut off Lu Ya.

"The second brother must not be rude. This is my brother's master!" Huang Shiren laughed.

"Brother, you have a problem with your head!?"

"This time I made a fortune. Do you know who he is? He is Taoist Lu Ya!"

"I care about the braised duck and braised goose! Beat him fucking!"

"stop!"

Huang Shiren burst out his mouth and finally persuaded Jin Dasheng. He turned around and took out all the good wine and dishes from the fairy bag. The three of them sat on the ground, eating and drinking in the sea. Lao Huang just told Lu Ya that it was so vague that it made Lu Ya very happy.

"Master, please wait, your wine is yours, no one will grab it."

"Master, you are really unspeakable in drinking. You are so handsome!"

"Master, you have meat scraps on your beard. I've wiped it for you. Master is so naughty."

...

Lu Ya sips of wine and food, Huang Shiren beats his back and shoulders, which makes Lu Ya so comfortable.

I think I have been wandering around the world all my life. Although I am happy, I am lonely. It is good to take this cheap apprentice. Lu Ya looked at Huang Shiren who was busy, and his heart was warm.

In one breath, he drank the wine Huang Shiren had on hand completely. Lu Ya burped and finally felt relieved. He lay down with a gurgle and closed his eyes slightly.

"Master, I'll pinch it for you." Huang Shiren walked to Lu Ya and pinched the old Taoist's shoulder, making the old Taoist extremely comfortable.

"Advisor, you and I have become masters and apprentices. I still don't know your name?"

"Oh, Master, my surname is Huang Shiren, and my name is San Tai."

"Huang Shiren, Huang Santai. This name is a bit interesting, let's talk about it."

"Master, the benevolent in the world, is born and benevolent. The way of heaven is not kind, and treats all things as straw dogs. I think that no matter when, no matter whether it is a human or a demon, I want to live a good life, so I took Shiren's name and reminded myself at all times to seek benefits for all living in the world."

"Come on. You are a slutty guy. Are you seeking benefits for yourself, right?"

"Master is really a wise eye!"

"Stop flattering! Where are the three men?"

"The third master must be too happy to be a human being, killing people too extreme, and robbing people must be too accurate!"

"Not bad! That's right! It's like what my apprentice did!"

"Thank you for your praise!"

Two bitches, the old one is shameless and the young one is invincible, making Jin Dasheng's eyes burst into tears.

"Where is Shiren, I'll ask you, how could that boy Yun Zhongzi's Fenglei stick be in your hands?" Lu Ya opened his eyes slightly, and a sharp light stared at Huang Shiren's face in his eyes.

Grandma's, I've been circling around for a long time to make him forget this, but I didn't expect him to remember it!

Trouble is here!

Huang Shiren has a headache

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