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Chapter 17: Pigs and Sheep Get Magic Weapons Huang Shiren's East Tour

Dear readers, this is a great matter in dealing with people and people, especially when making friends and having sex, you need to be more cautious. There is a saying: People are matched with people, flowers are matched with flowers, and stools are matched with cucumbers. These are the most truthful quotes in the world.

If the four bitches in Meishan Tianshan are like Jin Dasheng, Zhu Zizhen, and Yang Xian are like shit pits together, then Huang Shiren is just a shit stick. At most, the shit pit is so sucking. If there is a shit stick, it will be disgusting.

The shameless and unifying Meishan was so shameless that Huang Shiren said something to hold someone's thigh. Not only did the three bitches not feel any shame, but instead agreed with both hands and responded in unison. It was really shameless.

"Brother is wise! I, Jin Dasheng, is not convinced by heaven or earth, and I am convinced by my brother's righteousness! What I said is so generous!"

"Yes, yes, brother is really a strange flower in my demon world!"

"I won't say anything anymore, I'll have meat to eat with my elder brother!"

Three bitches, flattering and slapping, Huang Shiren was proud.

"Brother, I wonder how do you plan to hug this thigh?" Jin Dasheng asked Huang Shiren with a glass of wine.

"Of course I went to the Jie Sect to hug the thighs of the leader Tongtian. However, before hugging the thighs, I planned to travel around, see the beautiful mountains and rivers, make some friends, and get some supplies, otherwise what would I use as a meeting gift?" Huang Shiren said, and the three of them looked at each other, and their eyelids twitched.

Damn, this guy is out, I really don’t know which one is going to meet.

"Brother, we'll go with you!" All three of them had seen Huang Shiren's methods and knew that they would definitely take advantage of him and would enjoy the happiness together.

"Three brothers, we have to pay a target, so we will naturally be blessed to be the elder brother who is in trouble. This time we go out, it is extremely dangerous. Maybe we will be straight and ruthless when we meet a cruel person. Four of us have set off on the road, and the goal is too big. Besides, this heaven and earth are the foundation we have worked hard to build. You and I have all gone out, leaving a group of children at home. If one day a bad guy passes by, wouldn't he have made wedding clothes for others?"

Huang Shiren didn't want to bring them all with him. Although there were many people and great power, the four demons were very eye-catching together, which was not in line with his style of secretly slapping. Besides, Meishan is the base and cannot be lost.

"Brother said it was right." The three of them could tell the difference and had to nod.

"In this way, Dasheng followed me, and the third and fourth brothers stayed to guard the house. When I hugged my thighs, I came back. You and my brothers still lived like immortals. How about it?" Huang Shiren said.

"Brother, God has the eyes to let the four brothers get together. It's just a few days before we part. It's really heartbreaking." Zhu Zizhen, this guy, actually wiped his tears, making Jin Dasheng and Yang Xian's eyes red.

These three people have always been alone, and they have always had the warmth of family affection. Huang Shiren is a man, but at least he is loyal to his brothers. If he really wants to separate, the three people are sincerely sad.

Luoshi Huang Shiren was sharp-mouthed and thick-skinned. Seeing the three of them doing this, he was also a little moved.

"Third brother, don't say these hunched words, it's not a day for us to meet again." Huang Shiren patted the three of them on the shoulders and smiled: "After Dasheng and I leave, you two will take good care of your family. Remember the words of my brother, nothing is important. If you win, you will get rid of the roots. If you can't win, you will be oiled. Don't fight to the death foolishly, do you understand?"

"Brother, I've written it down."

Huang Shiren nodded and said, "I know the skills of the two younger brothers. Before I leave, I will refine some magic weapons for you so that my brother will feel at ease."

"Brother Thank you!" When he heard that Huang Shiren was going to refine magic weapons for him, Zhu Zizhen and Yang Xian's eyes shone. Huang's magic weapons were so vicious that they knew better than anyone else. If they had one, how could they not be happy?

After the banquet, Huang Shiren entered the cave and called the mountain demon leader, Bato, and asked him to bring people to move all the remaining golden spirits that Wujin Ancestor had accumulated with great effort to his cave.

"Zhu Zi really has iron teeth and bronze teeth, so he doesn't need any hidden weapons. Moreover, this guy is not good at using hidden weapons. However, his sword was destroyed by me. I have never had the right guy at hand. Let's refine a weapon for him." Huang Shiren rubbed his head, thinking about what weapon he should get for Lao Zhu.

I thought about the swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, but I felt that it was too uncreative.

"Hehe, there is it!" Huang Shiren flashed with a spiritual light, released Taixiao's thunder, refined the gold, and after a few hours, something was refined.

I saw this thing: Huang San moved the wind and thunder himself, and the golden spirit personally added charcoal chips. The body made up of six stars, and the body was arranged according to the four seasons and eight sections. The length and length were determined by the universe, and the left and right Yin and Yang were divided into the sun and the moon. The six lines were the gods and stars were arranged according to the sky, and the eight trigrams were arranged according to the Dou. Raise the flames and the rays of light, and the wind was blowing down the auspicious snow. There are such soldiers in the world, and there is no such iron in the world. You can change your body with your heart and turn it around according to the formula. It is called the magic weapon, the black gold and palladium, and you will be famous for your brother. Why are you afraid that you will be copper head, iron brain and steel, and your soul will be gone and your spirit will be lost!

Huang Shiren refined this weapon for Zhu Zizhen, which was to refer to the famous weapon of Marshal Tianpeng in later generations, and it was a nine-toothed rake!

This rake is trained by the natural black gold essence, blended into the Taixiao thunder and thunder lightning, and the handle is 7,048 kilograms. When the dance is about to start, it is really full of wind, wind and wind brings thunder.

Huang Shiren's method of refining is more pure. He is determined to refine a good magic weapon. After practicing, he is happy to see it. After satisfying it, he will look back at the golden spirit and secretly scream.

Grandma, I felt so good at practicing myself. I didn’t consider the materials and finished the rake. The remaining golden spirit was only a few hundred kilograms. Obviously, I couldn’t refine a decent magic weapon anymore.

"Make a rake of more than 5,000 kilograms for Lao Zhu. If you make a rake of several hundred kilograms for Yang Xian, Yang Xian will definitely say that I am partial and hurt my brother's loyalty." Huang Shiren's head flew around and he laughed: "Since you can't refine a weapon, then you'll be just a hidden weapon."

Yang Xian's magic weapon was a white light from his mouth. This light was the original demon light of the sheep spirit. It was about to shoot out and make people's eyes open, so that they could take the opportunity to cut it. The white light was said to be powerful, but it was obviously not possible to deal with the masters. It would be good to refine a hidden weapon for him.

After looking at the remaining hundreds of kilograms of gold essence, I couldn't refine the big hidden weapon, so I could only practice a small one.

Huang Shiren made a Taoist seal with his hand, evoked the Taixiao Zheng Lei, and refined the hundreds of kilograms of gold for several hours, and finally refined ninety-eighty-one golden needles!

What a golden needle! It is as thin as hair, as thunder, and it is dazzling, it is hard to avoid flying cotton. God comes to beat the gods, and immortals come to beat the immortals! It is indeed the best product for murderers and robbers to go out for travel!

After working hard all night, Huang Shiren was so tired that he foamed at the mouth. He squinted for a while. He had been awakened by Zhu Zizhen and Yang Xian who had been waiting for a night.

He brought Huang Shiren to the two of them, and he was so happy that they danced and were as crazy as they were.

"Good brother! This rake is countless generations stronger than my sword, especially this weight, and it is customized for me, Lao Zhu! And this style, my brother is wise and knows that Lao Zhu is a maverick! In the future, he will be a fairy-like person!"

"Hello brother! This golden needle is better than my white light. It flew out and hit the opponent's eighty-one large holes. Even a spider centipede can't hide from it! It's low-key and restrained, and infinite and continuous. It's my pursuit! In the future, shoot him with one corpse and two lives!"

These two bastards were so happy that they took over the magic weapon. They didn't know what to say to Huang Shiren, and they really took all their hearts to Lao Huang.

This is a great joy in heaven and earth, and it is inevitable to set up a banquet to celebrate. After drinking for three days and three nights, Huang Shiren and Jin Dasheng packed their bags and finally set off on their way.

"Good brother! When you go out, you are not as good as your own. The world is like a dog, and people's hearts are sinister. If you meet someone who is easy to bully, your golden finger will explode its chrysanthemum. If you meet someone who is more shameless than you, quickly fly away. No matter when, you must remember that there is a family in Meishan. Also, if you meet a fairy and handsome monster, bring a basket back, and make a few kids together, so that the banner that takes the heavenly path to fill the mountain!"

"Hello brother! You are thick-skinned and dark-hearted. I know that people say that you are going out and encounter enemies when you travel far away. There is one life, like a cucumber, which doesn't grow long after picking it, and you will fall into thorns. Be careful in everything, don't praise you, be cruel to knock on the stick, don't let your enemies go, and be stylish when you run away, and make people look ugly."

"Brother Dasheng, I have something to remember. Brother is our pillar. Don't let my brother die. Protect me with my side. A man who keeps his steps away is the truth. If he is a black man, you can help him. If he is a king, you need to hold the woman's waist. He drinks and comes to block the cup, he goes to the kiln and pays, he kills and sets fires and hits the tank, and he beats the drum to help you!"

At the intersection, four bitches held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes, and were speechless.

Zhu Zizhen and Yang Xiansheng ordered each word, for fear of missing any trouble. After saying that Huang Shiren said that Jin Dasheng, and after saying that Jin Dasheng continued to say that Huang Shiren said that he foamed at the mouth and his eyes were clear. He heard that Huang Shiren felt sour and sweet and sweet feeling in his heart, and only then did he know what brotherhood was.

From the rise of the sun to the setting of the sun, the four bitches drank the farewell wine and divided it into two ways, going out to explore and returning to their homeland.

"Two brothers, you must take care of yourself. When my old Huang is good news, my brother will make a name for himself and make a fortune. I will definitely take you to enjoy your happiness!" Looking at Zhu Zizhen and Yang Xian's backs, Huang Shiren wiped tears and took Jin Dasheng, turning around step by step, and leaving Meishan.

After leaving the mountain, the two of them did not dare to ride the demon cloud again, and turned into human bodies, becoming two small paths with green clothes, carrying a hexagram flag and slowly moving eastward.

I crossed the prefectures and counties all the way and saw the endless dust in the world.

But wherever you pass, the people live and work in peace and contentment, do not pick up the remains on the road and do not close their doors at night, which is indeed a paradise on earth.

"It seems that King Di Yi, the Shang Dynasty, is a good person, and he is really a good person." Huang Shiren sighed a lot. Seeing the people on earth so happy, he was also happy. He thought that after decades, King Zhou was unrighteous and wars broke out everywhere. At that time, these ordinary people didn't know how many people could live. I don't know how many of these reunion families could be fulfilled, and I felt even more sad.

It is said that King Zhou is incompetent, so it must be some trick of confusion by the immortals. Although the immortals are important to enthrone the gods, they suddenly caused countless people to be killed and injured in Huang Shiren's opinion, his grandmother's is very unreasonable.

Along the way, relying on Huang Shiren's tricks in his previous life, they lived a happy and happy life.

On this day, when they arrived at a mountain, they were so tired that they were panting. They saw a large inn from afar, with people surging and bustling. They saw a restaurant and restaurant, so they walked in to rest for a night.

When I arrived at the restaurant, I saw a group of people blocking the streets and watching the fun.

"Kill this stinky Taoist priest to death! He actually ate my overlord meal and dared to tease my wife. He is so bold! The young guys cut the meat on this guy's body to make filling!" The shopkeeper was crossing his hands, and his waiter was like a wolf or a tiger.

"Damn, who is so kind and is more awesome than me! Isn't this going to cover up the limelight of my old Huang?" Huang Shiren became interested immediately when he heard this.

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