It is said that if a person is cheap, he will be struck by lightning.

Under Kongtong Mountain. In the tourist area.

"Oh, sir, you have a bloody disaster on your face, and your life will be lost within five days! Come on, I have the virtue of being a good person, I will give you free advice... Alas! Alas! Don't leave, don't leave!... Mom, he ran faster than a rabbit!"

"Boss, go slowly! Hey! I am a rich man in this face. Why is Yin Tang so damn it! Oh! Not good! Within five days, you will be in danger of losing your son! I am the 222nd generation successor of the Tianji Temple in Kongtong Mountain. Come on, I will give you...what? You don't have a son? Cough cough, is my daughter half a son...what!? I don't have a daughter either?...Wonderful Heavenly Lord, goddaughter, you always have a goddaughter!...Oh! Don't do it...Don't do it again!...Don't do it anymore!...Don't do it!...Don't do it anymore!...Don't do it!...Don't do it!...Don't do it again!...Don't do it!...Don't fight with you, look at the thunder in my palm, the Supreme Lord is as anxious as the law!...Grandpa, my dear grandpa, make a living, don't slap in the face, okay?"

"This lady stays by, ya! Look at your face, it's very bad. I counted my fingers and knew that you would be caught in an accident within five days, and you would have a corpse and two lives in nine months! Come on, I like to help others the most. I only need a red version to cover you to the tall, rich and handsome guy!... I've made a movie! What did you do when you take out your phone?...Damn, you're ruthless!... That urban management comrade, I'm just telling fortunes and never robbing you..."

On the street, a thin Taoist priest had a slanted scarf on his head, a blue nose and a swollen face, and ran away with his head in his arms. Behind him, a group of urban management officers were chasing him like wolves and tigers. Everyone was shouting and beating around him, and they were full of chaos.

At the same time, above the sky, clouds were covered with thunder and rumbling.

"God! I have never done anything to deceive women and abduct children. What kind of birds and thunders or how many birds are flashing! Isn't it for me to disperse it??" The Taoist priest waved his sleeves at the sky with a loud bang, and his body showed endless turtle aura!

Boom boom boom! Crack!

A thunder of heaven, mixed with Jiugao thunder, arrived instantly, accompanied by an extinct scream, the Taoist priest was struck by the way and went gray!

"Wow, wife, come and see the gods!"

"A master is worthy of being a master. He is so majestic when struck by lightning..."

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The next day. Newspaper headlines: "The cheating of the door was finally punished by God, and Wong Tai Sin in this city tried thunder with her body."

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Five hundred miles south of Chaoge City, a large mountain.

The mountain calls Meishan, but it is a place for evil mountains and rivers. How do you say this? But see: the black wind rushes, the stamens bow their heads, the poisonous miasma is lingering, and the smolder is scattered, and the scattered kites are scattered, the yellow eagle sprints to the rabbit, and the golden phoenix wings are dragged. The black eagle is gone, and the jade swans are pecking in the air. When the evil dog comes, it drags the sika deer on the spot, and flowers and tigers roar the forest, how can the green and white deer escape? The bear monster opens its mouth, the brocade leopard blood splatters all over the body, the pythons come out of the cave, and the feathers are hard to expose.

At the mountain pass, two dangerous peaks cover half of the sky, and a thin earth path is winding out, like a long tongue spit out by a mountain ghost.

Behind the hillside, there were hundreds of little monsters lying everywhere, all of whom were eating raw meat, drinking blood, chewing bones and sucking meat. It was ten days at noon, and the sun was so vicious that it was so dry that it was wilted, soft and noodles.

Not far away, three mountain demon leaders lie under a half-dead ancient cypress.

"Unfortunate, unfortunate! I haven't encountered half of blood food for three days! If I fail again today, how can I explain to the ancestor when I go back?!" The leader, who is tall, fat, big and thick, has fangs, and has big palms like a millstone, looks like a black bear monster.

"Asan, what's your idea?" The one next to him was white and fat, with long lips and big ears, and seemed honest and cute, but his eyes were shining in his sleek eyes.

Above the large root of the ancient cypress dragon, there is a demon lying on the sharp mouth and gills, a thin body, triangular eyes, a collapsed nose, wind-catching ears, a head of dysentery, a black felt, and a small short skirt with colorful tiger skin at the waist, which is inappropriate and evil. I don’t know what I did on my face, and I was caught red and purple, and some places are even more skin-blooded.

"Second brother, don't make fun of me, I'm upset." The San was listless, turned over and sighed.

"What's wrong with A San?" The black bear monster touched "A Er" beside him.

A Er couldn't help laughing and smiled badly: "Isn't it that I touched Fengjie's cave last night and wanted to force a good thing, but I was caressed by Fengjie."

"Oh!" The black bear monster nodded heavily, and drew circles and crossed at A San's back with sympathy: "A San, Feng Jie's body odor can kill a mountain of chickens. You mom, I just think your head is not smart on weekdays, and I didn't expect that you still have such a heavy taste."

"Three masters, here are here! Here are here!" The three of them were whining, and they saw the little demon who was venturing on the mountain pass and ran over happily.

As soon as this said, the two monsters were extremely happy, ready to rub their hands, stretched out their heads, and looked around.

But I saw a group of people slowly coming from the earthly path.

There are not many people, but there are more than a hundred, but they are full of murderous aura and majestic. But they see: the banners are divided into five colors, and the murderous aura is enchanted. The swords, halberds, spears, swords, and swords, and the forks, hammers, axes and rods are shining. The soldiers jump, and the tigers and wolves are falling down the mountains; the war horses are neighing, and the iron beatings and golds are leaving the wasteland. The leading school is the divine mastiff, the whistleman is cunning and the fox. The players protect the military rations, and the hard crossbows are arched and shot the formation feet.

Among the people, a wooden cart was slowly moving, with gold and jade pendant, and cigarettes were curling. Next to the cart, several deputy generals protected each other, and the water was not flowing.

In front of the team, a general with a face as jade as a crown, a starry sky, a long beard and a chest, a heroic eyebrows, a white feathered purple gold helmet, a chain armor, a big red robe, a white jade belt, a gold chisel and a reed pestle, and a five-colored divine cow beast under his crotch, was really majestic.

Behind him, a big flag was flying in the wind, making a sound, and the flag rolled on it, with gold and silver embroidered on it, and a big word, the two monsters were ignorant of their eyes, but they couldn't understand it.

"Grandma, I don't open one day, I'll eat for three days! I was worried that the ancestor could not explain it, but a team of bad guys came! The young guys, cheer up and kill me down the mountain!" The black bear monster smiled and picked up the Xuanhua axe in his hand, and wanted to do a happy life of killing and robbing people.

"Senior Brother, wait." The "A Er" next to him scratched the team of people, feeling something was wrong.

"What are you doing?" The black bear monster was impatient and said annoyed: "A bunch of stupid mortals are just sent to make blood food, isn't it good?

Looking at the black bear monster's fangs, A Er smiled: "The eldest brother has passed the hurdle of refining the Xu Hedao, and he will be able to cultivate the true immortal immediately. He will naturally be able to deal with these people. It's not my fault that the other party has a background. If you hit him like this, the younger ones will definitely kill a lot. If the ancestor blames him, it will be difficult to deal with."

When he said this, A Er was very despised at the Black Bear Monster: You are a bad guy, and the other party is a thorny person who is not easy to provoke. If you go to die, I will live a good life with Xiao Yueyue.

"What do you think?" The black bear monster had developed limbs and was simple in mind. He felt that what A Er said seemed to make some sense.

"In this way, you will fight with A San. I will go back and ask the ancestor to take action personally, and there will be no mistakes." A Er said.

The black bear monster felt that A Er's words were very skillful! He nodded his bear's head and raised A San under the ancient cypress, and smiled and said, "A San, let's divide the second junior army into two groups. My big axe and your demonic wind, you and I will have fun, how about it?"

Because Sister Feng was so depressed, A San was just in need of a sex to vent, so he naturally nodded and said yes.

So the three of them divided into two groups, and A Er sneaked back to report the news. The black bear monster brought A San to shout and kill him.

"Little ones, after making this ticket, go back and receive the reward from the ancestor!" The black bear monster spat on his palm, rubbed it, and rushed to the bottom of the mountain with a big axe. There was a sudden burst of ghosts and howling behind him.

"Kill! Don't let anyone go!"

"The beauty in the car belongs to me!"

"Kill him, smooth and smooth!"

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Above the mountain, there was a smoky smoke, which shocked countless birds and hundreds of mountain monsters, surging in the turbulent smoke, which had already alarmed the team of people at the foot of the mountain.

"Enemy attack!"

"Array!"

"Protect Madam!"

In an instant, the opponent released a large circular formation, including swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, halberds, hooks and forks, bright, shiny, and murderous intent.

"Eat your Grandpa Huang San, a divine wind!" The San was extremely fast and rushed forward, sneered, and opened his mouth to spit out a black crystal bead. Suddenly, a storm of evil wind swept over, making the stubborn stone roll, the sky and the earth change color, the sun and the moon are gone, and the team opposite was even more blew up and were in a panic.

"Asan, you've done a good job! Kill me, young people!" The black bear monster looked at Asan with satisfaction, screamed, and the Xuanhua Axe in his hand attacked fiercely!

Rumble.

The two sides were about to collide, but no one noticed that there was a sudden thunder in the sky.

Crack!

A ray of thunder struck straight in front of the two armies, countless thunder balls rolled up, and the fire dragon wandered and exploded with a bang.

Boom boom boom boom!

Although humans are born by humans and demons are born by demons, under the thunder, whether they are humans or demons, they all suffer casualties!

And the unlucky San who rushed to the front became the most direct victim.

The largest thunder ball surrounded it, exploded in full view of everyone, and smoke and dust flew!

Winning the bid is definitely a once-in-a-thousand-year winning bid!

The two men and women who were shouting for killing just now were covered in dust, dressed in disheveled clothes, and their hair was as if they were like chicken coops. Look at me, and I looked at you, and suddenly they stared at the small eyes, stared at the chrysanthemum, and their heads were naked.

The dust settled, and a huge pit appeared on the ground. Inside the pit, Ah Sansi leaned over his mouth and turned into a corpse-shaped body with crooked eyes, and was chopped into a coke.

"Ha! You two-legged beasts, how dare you kill me A San! Take my axe!" The black bear monster's eyes were ripped, and his axe fell with his hands. Several soldiers' big heads rolled all over the floor like watermelon.

"Kill! Avenge the three kings!"

"Avenge the three kings!"

"Sister Feng, you have to be mournful!"

The little monsters shouted various slogans, and they were angry and shouted to kill them.

"Cough cough cough!" Amid the fighting sound, a faint coughing sound came from the big pit, and then another gong-breaking curse came: "I am the Emperor of Heaven! I will never finish it with you! You are the ancestor of Banban! The urban management is amazing! I will be tragic, what are you doing!"

Asan, who was like black charcoal, crawled out of the pit, but everything in front of him stunned him.

This is?!

Wow!

A shadow flew over, and A San subconsciously caught it, and then he realized that it was a huge black bear with a dying eye.

"Huang Feihu, the King of Wucheng in the Great Shang Town, is here! The monster dares to steal my wife and die!" As San hugged the black bear's head in a daze, he saw a man like an iron tower opposite him, urging him to open the five-colored divine cow under his crotch, raised the golden chisel and lifted the reed pestle in his hand, and rushed towards him with anger.

"I'm traveling through...time?!...Da Shang?...King Wucheng of the country!?...Well, Lord Huang! Master Huang! I am not a monster, I didn't want to steal your wife! I am just passing by... I am really a so-called man!"

In the battle formation between the two armies, the cry of Ah Sanru's bereaved came.

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Chapter completed!