"You are polite, you are good at telling jokes, and the atmosphere will be started."

"Yes, I was a little heavy just now. I must have fun in my life and make the atmosphere full of excitement."

"Come on!"

"Come on!"

“…”

Although only a small number of thousands of fans were active, the subtitles were still scrolling, and all asked Su Tong to tell jokes and stories.

I have to say that Su Tong sings averagely, but she has a talent for acting and is good at telling jokes and stories.

If you want to tell good jokes and stories, you also need to cooperate with expressions and body language.

"Haha, I won't say much nonsense. Next, I'll start telling a few jokes." Su Zhao smiled mysteriously: "This is a series of jokes. Most of you must have never heard of them. People with low laugh points should pay attention to protecting the screen. Please do not eat during the joke session."

Everyone is amazing. In the information age, the Internet is very developed. How many jokes have you never heard of?

Ninety percent of the jokes Su Tong told before have been known to the public. They like to hear them because they reviewed them again, and Su Tong also said them well.

"There are two main characters in this series of jokes, one is the teacher and the other is Xiao Ming. Let's talk about a few tonight and then a brand new novella." Su Tong has arranged tonight's live broadcast program. The first program was originally Xiao Yu sang, and it was the song given by Su Tong, but due to the unexpected appearance of Shenwei fans, he had to change to Shenwei's "Flower Basket".

Su Tong has searched online, but she can't find Xiao Ming's series of jokes. Not only that, this world lacks too many classic resources from the former world.

This discovery made Su Zhao ecstatic. Rebirth was indeed a blessing. Unfortunately, it would be very painful in the early stage. You can tell by looking at this hemorrhoid.

Let it be bitter first and then sweet, Su Tong endured it.

"Ah, let me first explain that this teacher is a female teacher, Xiao Ming, of course he is a man." Su Tong said, not immediately making a joke.

Generally, live broadcasts last for several hours. It is impossible for the anchor to be on the verge of the beginning and end. Who can bear the hours?

It is the best way to know how to water and pull.

"Talk quickly, talk quickly, the old man, I am familiar with you. If you can't make me laugh, hum, I promise I won't beat you to death."

"Hurry, I want a female teacher."

"It's time to start, the prince tells the story of Xiaoshouta and the mature female teacher."

“The front row is for sale with whips, candles, handcuffs…”

Fans started to make trouble again.

Su Tong was ashamed, the story of Xiaoshouta and a mature female teacher. What kind of thing was thought of by someone with a special hobby? But indeed, Xiao Ming got out of the series and talked about it basically was Xiaoshouta and a mature female teacher.

"Cough." Su Zhao stopped talking nonsense, pretended to be a serious teacher, and his voice became a little mature and feminine: "Xiao Ming, your homework is getting worse and worse, what's going on?"

This is naturally what the female teacher said. Everyone smiled knowingly. Su Tong pretended to be funny. Whether it was her voice or expression, it sounded like she wanted to make people laugh.

"Hmm? I've never heard of it."

"Haha, looking forward to it, I don't know what will be next."

"I must not laugh."

The audience stared at Su Zhao while listening carefully.

"Teacher, wait for me to find the reason and tell you in the afternoon?" Su Tong's voice changed, very tender, and it was obvious that he was playing the role of Xiaoshouta Xiaoming.

Haha, everyone chuckled. This guy's voice is quite changeable. If you give these two voices to strangers separately, it is hard to tell that it was actually from the same person.

Soon, Su Tong's voice returned to normal and said in a narrator: "In the afternoon, the teacher called Xiao Ming out of the classroom again."

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I found it. My grandfather said that the homework is getting harder and harder, and he has no choice."

"Puff~"

"Puff~"

"Puff~"

...

I don’t know how many people couldn’t help laughing wildly on the other end of the screen, and I don’t know how many display screens are suffering.

"Pe, a shocking turn. It turned out that my grandfather helped my grandson do homework. Oh, no, I'm so laughing to death."

"Damn, I was drinking water without obedience. The water and the nose poop were sprayed out of my nose."

"Oh my god, this is the first time I heard this joke. It's so funny, funny Xiao Ming and funny grandpa don't explain."

“…”

There are rows of Haagen-Dazs on the screen, and there is nothing to say. A smile is hard to buy, and then there is a burst of laughter and complaints from fans.

Xiaoyu was very smart and understood this joke at once, and kept giggling.

Xiaoxiao was still young and didn't understand it very much, and she was not interested. Seeing Su Zhao's happy look, she pulled the corner of his clothes and begged: "Gegg, grilled fish, Xiaoxiao wants to eat grilled fish."

The little guy was obsessed with last night's grilled fish.

"You can't mention grilled fish on the show, be good." Su Zhao was speechless. The child's thinking was wild and could not be restrained: "My sister just sang and was thirsty, so she poured her a glass of water."

Although Xiaoxiao was unhappy, she was still very obedient and climbed down the stool to pour water for Xiaoyu.

"What kind of grilled fish, Guo Lao, make it clear."

"Old Guo, it's not good for children to eat too much barbecue. Please don't let Xiao Qiao eat barbecue."

"Why haven't you heard Xiao Qiao shouting about eating grilled fish before? What's going on? Let's hear it."

Many fans like to listen to Nian Nu Jiao chatting about family matters, wanting to know every bit of their brother and sister, especially about Xiaoyu and Xiaoxiao.

As a last resort, Su Tong talked about family matters for a while, roughly told last night's incident, and then continued to tell Xiao Ming's jokes.

[Teacher: Xiao Ming, please use one sentence to prove that you are angry when you can’t find someone.

Xiao Ming: Bastard, where are you?

Teacher: Quality.

Xiao Ming: Turtle, where are you?

Teacher: Get out!]

...

"Haha, it's so funny."

"Xiao Ming, get out! Haha."

"I feel like I'm in love with Xiao Ming."

...

[Xiao Ming: Teacher, I like you.

Teacher: I don’t like children.

Xiao Ming: I don’t like children either, we can don’t want children.

Teacher: Get out!]

After Su Tong told a few Xiao Ming series of jokes, the fans laughed and shouted that they couldn't hold on.

"Cough." Su Tong cleared her throat and had a handsome and charming smile on her face: "It's Da Qiao's turn next. She wants to sing a new song. What song is it? I believe this will be a very good song. It is a song that belongs to Da Qiao completely. After tonight, I am sure that it will slowly spread all over the country and will be no less than the popularity of the popular golden songs in the music industry in the future, and will be passed down for a long time."

The audience was surprised that Su Tong's opening remark was too confident and strong, and he dared to boast about such a loud voice.
Chapter completed!