Chapter 23 Frog is the greatest
"Emma, there are so many people, more than 130,000, not 130,000." Su Tong's scream came, making everyone laugh.
Su Tong is from Northeast China, but he rarely speaks in a Northeast accent. Once he speaks Northeast China dialect, it will make non-Northeast people find it very interesting.
When the video was opened, the three siblings immediately appeared in the audience's sight. The man was still handsome and the woman was pretty and cute.
The three siblings seem to be no different from usual, and it seems that this is not Xiao Qiao's farewell live broadcast.
"Nian Nujiao V587."
"Brother is mighty!"
"Long live Xiao Qiao!"
“…”
Even if there is a time limit for speech, the subtitles still scroll the text.
My brother dressed up more formally tonight, not as casual as usual.
Da Qiao is the same. She is wearing a school uniform, with beautiful eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and is very pure and charming.
Xiao Qiao was wearing a white princess dress, wearing a braid, sitting obediently on the stool, holding a doll, very quiet.
"Haha, everyone is very enthusiastic. The subtitles are scrolling so quickly, I can't even watch it." Su Zhao still smiled heartlessly, but she was obviously confused by the information on the display screen. She simply stopped watching it and introduced tonight's program: "Nian Nujiao's program is relatively fixed, but the order changes. Let's tell a few jokes tonight to make an appetizer, and then Da Qiao sings two old songs, and then the chorus of Big and Big Qiao."
"Brother, don't you sing?"
When I heard the program arrangements for the first half of the live broadcast, a group of viewers couldn't help asking, and now everyone also wanted to listen to him singing.
He has never started singing before, and it is nothing he has ever heard of. Since he has made an exception, he will not be willing to sing anyone else.
"Don't worry, like Da Qiao, I like singing very much and will keep singing. Hehe, let me tell you one thing, I went to the recording studio to record songs yesterday and recorded a new song, but it has not been posted online yet, just to let everyone listen first before it is put on." Su Zhao smiled proudly as he looked at the subtitles.
"Brother is the best!"
"Brother is so good, touched."
"Woooo, my brother is so kind to us. Do you need to clean the toilet at home?"
"Brother, are there still no doorman at home?"
"I'm going to apply for a nanny!"
“…”
The fans chatted again and begged to accept my brother.
Su Tong naturally ignored it and prepared an appetizer for everyone to tell the story of Xiao Ming and the female teacher.
[The classroom is a little hot, so the teacher took off his coat while giving a lecture. Just as the teacher was halfway through, Xiao Ming in the back row suddenly shouted: "Take it off! The uncle has money!"
The teacher was furious and shouted: "Get out."]
...
Several jokes from Xiao Ming and the female teacher made the audience happy, completely forgetting that it was Xiao Qiao's farewell to the live broadcast tonight.
Childhood was also amused by Su Tong's jokes, but happiness is short-lived and reality is cruel. Back to reality, she is like sitting on a needle blanket.
Especially after Da Qiao finished singing "Catching Loaches" and "Childhood", Childhood was stunned. Is this Nian Nujiao's true strength?
Even though she doesn't understand music much, she can see that these two songs are not pop songs, but they are more interesting than fast-food pop songs and will be passed down even longer than pop songs.
"Can you still sing?" Xiaoyu sang two songs in a row. Su Tong handed over the water cup and asked with a smile.
Xiaoyu nodded while drinking water.
"Gee, is it Xiaoxiao and her sister's turn to sing?" Xiaoxiao was eager to try it. She couldn't speak clearly, but she felt that the duet was very fresh. She started learning last night and her enthusiasm has not diminished yet.
Su Tong smiled and said, "Would Xiao Xiao dance a dance first? She fell asleep before she danced the first two times."
When Xiaoxiao heard about dancing, she was happier. She was much more enthusiastic about dancing than singing duets.
Children aged three or four don’t have much attention to dancing. Most young people like to watch rhythmic and rhythmic dances, such as pop dance, street dance, etc.
Su Tong only gave Xiaoxiao more than one minute to dance, but the fans were very proud of their face, and all kinds of props were smashed, and some even had people.
"Thank you everyone, Xiaoxiao has worked very hard. She is my pride." Su Zhao helped Xiaoxiao sit down, bowed slightly to everyone, and then smiled and said, "There are three new songs tonight, all of which are very positive songs, and they won't make everyone feel sad, I'm sure."
"Let Xiaoxiao take a break first, I will continue to tell two jokes about Xiao Ming." Su Zhao was very considerate of the two sisters Xiaoyu and Xiaoxiao.
[The teacher complained that she always took off her silk when wearing stockings.
Xiao Ming couldn't help but: "Slimming stockings are prone to stripping, mainly due to excessive tension, resulting in plastic deformation. In layman's terms, it's just that the legs are thick!"
Teacher: "Get out..."]
[Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I'll ask a question."
Teacher: "Get out!"
Xiao Ming: "I'm really asking a question! You can see clearly that it's a math problem."
Teacher: "Get out!"
Xiao Ming: "The current female teachers really have no professional ethics."
After Xiao Ming finished speaking, he walked out of the women's bathroom.]
Five minutes have passed after the two Xiao Ming jokes. Su Zhao looked at Xiaoyu and Xiaoxiao: "I like this next song very much, it shows my envy of Xiaoyu and Xiaoxiao now, because this song is lively and cute, full of childishness. Everyone also knows that the older we grow up, the more lonely we are, because we lack childishness, we have walked out of the fairy tale world and face reality... I won't say much, the singing can better express everything I want to say."
"The sunset is shining on the evening peaks, and thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are as old as before, and people are old. Finally, I waited for Xiao Qiao to sing, whistle~"
"When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me. Xiao Qiao finally was going to sing."
"I really despise some people for pretending to be serious and literary: the world is so big, I want to go and see, no matter the end of the world, no matter the corner of the sea, I will take you with you, and you will bring your money. Remember to bring your money with you."
"The earthlings can no longer stop you. Be quiet and listen to the song."
“…”
The wisdom of fans is endless. Su Tong saw everyone's information and lamented his insignificance and ignorance.
"Xiaoxiao, please sing with your sister, look at your brother's mouth." Su Zhao surrounded the three brothers and sisters together.
"Well, you have to look at the mouths of the princess and sisters. I will be idle with everyone from now on. Xiaoxiao will sing well. The frog is the greatest." Xiaoxiao said seriously.
Suddenly, a cheerful accompaniment sounded.
【We are all little frogs croaking croaking croaking croaking croaking croak
Like a happy life
Favorite jokes
We are all little frogs croaking
Sing happily every day
Great ambition in my heart
Don't be a lazy frog
Don't be a frog in the well
Learn your skills to catch pests
...】
Everyone pricked up their ears. The previous paragraph was a chorus of Xiaoyu and Xiaoxiao, but everyone could vaguely hear Xiaoxiao's tender and somewhat illiterate voice, and her heart was full of love. What a cute little loli.
【One day I met my little swan
Don't laugh at me as a toad
A frog can become a prince
Come and dance with him
This is Xiaoxiao's solo, and her tender and indecisive singing was completely exposed to everyone. Everyone was immediately turned cute and wanted to pinch her little face and kiss her.
It is worthy of being a nursery rhyme. This song "The Greatest Frog" was written for a child of a certain age. The female fans were so moved that they almost burst into tears. My brother is so loving.
Three of the four songs written were written for Xiaoyu and Xiaoxiao.
Humor, vivid, positive, optimistic, and innocent are the themes of this song, without any sadness at all.
Su Tong didn't care about the live broadcast at all. She faced Xiaoxiao, clenched her fists, and sang with her, but it was just a lip-syncing and a driving role.
Chapter completed!