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Chapter 52 Boy peeing!

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Chapter 52: Boy pisses

The iron gate of the villa was not closed. When Ye Hen walked into the garden lightly, he suddenly understood what Su Yue was busy with in the snow and ice.

A snowman

To be precise, it is an unfinished chubby snowball. At this time, it is still only the round lower body, and the head has just begun to pile up.

Not only that, on the snow with many small footprints, there are also two black buttons, a carrot and a tomato, which should be used to make inlays for the snowman's eyes, nose and mouth.

Even next to Su Yue, who was hunching her waist to dig snow, there was a finely crafted little snow shovel. In order to build this snowman, the preparations she did were complete.

Su Yue is building a snowman?

"…………” Looking at the orange-red back squatting on the snow surface, Ye Hen could hardly believe his eyes. Isn't building a snowman just a child? Why is even the mature and dignified Su Yue doing this?

"Hey, what are you watching?" Although Ye Hen did not make any noise when he came over, he was stared at him after all. This feeling of discomfort made Su Yue turn her head quickly and look at Ye Hen with a white and red pink face.

After seeing the familiar face behind him, Su Yue's pretty face turned red and she immediately stood up, but she didn't dare to look directly at Ye Hen. She just said pretty, "It's been a long time since the snow is snowing, and it's rare to have a chance to build a snowman... By the way, when did you come here?"

Su Yue blushed, like a child who had done something wrong. She was discovered by her parents and was at a loss for a moment.

"Just just came back from outside, I heard something happening here, so I came over and took a look. I didn't expect you to like playing this." Ye Hen looked down at the snowman on the ground, which had not yet been completed, and then turned his gaze back to Su Yue, looking at her little face that was flushed with cold, and said, "The temperature has dropped to minus five degrees Celsius today. Isn't it cold to play with snowman here?"

"It's not cold, I'm tightly wrapped and wearing gloves, look, how beautiful?" Su Yuexun shook her head, spreading her hands flat, so that the warm gloves wrapped in her slender fingers were presented to Ye Hen's eyes at close range.

This is a pair of thickened twisted neck fur gloves. The brown and yellow fur like bear fur looks furry. Not only does it not add visual burden when worn on your hands, it can easily make the person you see feel the warmth of the gloves.

Looking upwards, Su Yue is wearing an orange-red slim down jacket today. The down jacket is very long, covering her neck tightly with her knees. The dazzling orange-red figure stands in the white snow, just like a little green in the flowers, bright and beautiful.

A plaid-split black silk scarf is tied around the snow-like neck, which corresponds to the black long snow boots strapped on their feet. They look distinct in color, simple and layered.

In particular, the thin and tall boots with long heels and the middle of the calf and the knee-length down jacket are only about two centimeters away, and a piece of tight black stockings in the middle is just likewise exposed. You can see the crackling snow-white skin, which is so beautiful.

It can also make you look sexy in the tightly wrapped down costume, dignified and energetic. Su Yue is indeed very good at matching skills. Ye Hen's eyes shine, and even the chill on his body is instantly dispelled by the heat that surges up to his lower abdomen.

"Beautiful, I think if you go to the beauty pageant, you will definitely be ashamed of those self-righteous rouge fans." Ye Hen nodded repeatedly, his expression of dancing eyebrows showed his heartfelt words, just as if he compared those beauty pageants champions with Su Yue, and he had already praised them

Hearing this, Su Yue burst into laughter and laughed: "Where did you tell me that the gloves are beautiful. I saw that it was going to be snowing a few days ago. I just picked it online, and I just delivered it yesterday."

"So you have planned it for a long time. No wonder you prepared so well." Ye Hen smiled bitterly, and couldn't help but glance at the buttons, carrots and tomatoes on the ground, and asked knowingly, "Are you building a snowman?"

"Well, I haven't built snowmen for many years. I often played when I was a child. I finally had a good snowfall and planned to build one out to miss it." Su Yue looked at the snowman that had just begun to take shape and said to Ye Hen, "How about it, do you want to build one in front of your house?"

"No, no, my family won't need it." Ye Hen waved his hand quickly and denied immediately. He didn't have this childlike innocence. "But I can help you complete this one."

Ye Hen pointed to the snowman who was still missing a head and said with a smile

"Are you serious?" Su Yue's eyes flashed with a bright look.

"Of course, we divide the work, I am very strong and responsible for shoveling snow, and you will pile the snowman." Ye Hen proved himself with his actions, and he saw him holding the Xiaoxue shovel with a nimbly look like a poor child was already in the family.

"It's just my wish. The snow is too deep and tight like a piece of soil. I'm worried that I can't find someone with strength and no place to help shovel the snow." When Su Yue heard this, she didn't cheer and cheer.

"There is no place to use force?" Ye Hen was stunned at first, then sighed in disappointment. The strong-willed bachelor really has no place to use force.

"Hey, what are you muttering again, let's start work quickly." Su Yue didn't hear Ye Hen's true meaning of lamenting, but just pulled his sleeves, obviously unable to wait for the completion of the snowman.

"Here... With Ye Hen joining, the snowman's degree suddenly increased by more than double. Su Yue was busy all morning to build a snowman's round body, but with Ye Hen's help, soon, the snowman's head was connected to the body in a well-like manner. In less than twenty minutes, the prototype of a snowman fell in front of the two people.

After the snowman is piled up, it will naturally add facial features and even put on a cloak to give it vitality.

However, due to limited conditions, Ye Hen and Su Yue could only use some easy-to-find small things to use for snowmen as facial features.

"Black buttons are used to make small eyes. I took them off from a coat I didn't wear last night, and they just happened to be useful." In order to prevent the button from being tilted, Su Yue even took off her warm gloves and exposed her slender green jade fingers.

Seeing Su Yue squatting on the snow like a little girl, carefully sticking her eyes on the snowman, Ye Hen discovered for the first time that this woman who has not lost her childlike heart actually has such a clever and skillful side. It is really unimaginable

Ye Hen remembers that a philosopher once said that any woman has many unrelated mental and mental appearances. If she can present all her appearances to you without reservation, then you should cherish her well and not know how to regret it after losing it.

Because, except for the closest people, women will not expose their fragile inner world to others

"There are tomatoes below, used to make little bitch's mouth, hehe, bright lips, everyone loves it." Su Yue didn't notice Ye Hen's abnormality was still busy inlaying her little bitch's facial features, looking like she was still childish innate.

Soon, her eyes and mouth were embedded in her face by her skillful hands. She looked extremely cute, but because she lacked the middle nose, she always felt a bit inappropriate.

"Don't be anxious if you are young, I'll put on my nose immediately. I'm dressing up beautifully. I'll make a handsome snowman for you tomorrow. Haha." Su Yue was very satisfied with her masterpiece. It seemed that even Ye Hen was standing next to her forgot, and she had a lot of fun.

But soon she remembered that Ye Hen was still next to her because she had been searching on the ground for a long time, but she had not found the carrots she had planned to make a nose for Xiaobudian.

"Ye Hen, have you seen Xiao Budian's nose? She was just putting her eyes and mouth together, why did she disappear in a blink of an eye?" Su Yue raised her confused pink face and looked at Ye Hen in disappointment and said, "What should I do? I only bought a nose for Xiao Budian, but now I can't find it..."

"Have you lost your nose? And your eyes and mouth?" Ye Hen was thinking about something, but for a moment he was confused and didn't know what Su Yue was anxious about.

"Your nose has just been lost." Su Yue glared at him in shame, but soon, her tone eased. "It's a little bitch's nose, just a carrot. You were still there when you first came, how could it disappear?"

The little one was Su Yue who piled up her handfuls and put a lot of effort into it. Now everything is ready, and there is only one nose left. How can she not worry?

Don't underestimate a nose. The so-called slight difference is a thousand miles of mistakes. Not to mention that the snowman with less nose is no different from a four-dimensional person. Just because of the overflowing maternal love of a woman, you will be scared to sleep all night and worry about whether her little bitch will have difficulty breathing without a nose, resulting in hypoxia and suffocation, and eventually die...

Once a woman becomes childish, she is an unsolvable existence that even ten horses cannot pull back.

"Oh, you mean that carrot, I've been fucking you for a long time. Look, isn't it here? You've been searching on the ground for so long, really." Ye Hen realized immediately when he heard this, and saw him pointing at the snowman's round belly carelessly, looking like he was extremely rewarding.

However, when Su Yue followed Ye Hen's instructions and saw the scene on the snowman's belly, her eyes instantly turned cold, like a blade unsheathed, and she emitted a terrifying murderous aura that was intimidating.

I saw a carrot as thick as a thumb on her belly, which was about two inches long and red all over. Isn't it the one she had been looking for for most of the day?

Of course, the reason why Su Yue was angry was not because of this, but because of this familiar carrot. It was obviously after being handed down by someone, and it was hanging slightly under the belly of Xiaobudian. From a distance, it looked like a little boy who had taken off his pants and was peeing.

The carrot that Ye Hen inserted into it naturally symbolizes a unique part of the male compatriots...

Use carrots used as noses as small ***. Apart from Ye Hen, the genius, I am afraid that there will be such strange and intriguing people in this world, and there will be no more people in this world with such strange ideas and misunderstandings.

"Ye Hen, I want to kill you." Su Yue's round-eyed stool looked at the burning rage in her eyes, but she was afraid that once it was sprayed out, Ye Hen could not be relieved.

"Don't be excited, in the eyes of cultural people, this is art."

"Bah, I think you are not art, you are seeking death... to be continued)

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