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Chapter 389 Poetry can be cursed without being dirty

Zhao Mingcheng actually got along with Zhao Ji.

But it’s clear that Zhao Mingcheng’s father Zhao Tingzhi is in the position of Minister of Personnel. Most of the places where the young men from high-ranking officials and noble families appear in the same places. Moreover, Zhao Mingcheng is about the same age and has a very close ambition, so it’s not surprising that he can get together.

Putting aside personal likes and dislikes, Yang Yi has to admit that these three people are indeed very talented in calligraphy and painting art. Although Zhao Mingcheng's own calligraphy and painting may not be very outstanding, his ability to appreciate calligraphy, painting, calligraphy, gold and stone carving has been praised by all generations.

They had just entered the store, and when they heard that there were original works of Huaisu, they rushed forward. When they saw that Yang Yi and Qingniang were in front of the counter, the three of them showed shocked expressions at the same time.

There is no life-and-death enemy between Zhao Ji, Mi Youren and Yang Yi, but there have been frequent small frictions in the Painting Academy recently, and they are neither enemies nor enemies.

Not to mention Zhao Mingcheng, last time Yang Yi and Zhao Ruo teased him, he couldn't speak for this matter and dared not speak out, but how could he not be resentful in his heart?

But now they didn't bother to roll up their sleeves with Yang Yi. The attractiveness of Huaisu's original works exceeded their hatred. Zhao Ji was the most important. After seeing that it was Yang Yi, he immediately turned his head and snorted at the shopkeeper Fang: "Shopkeeper, since there are Huaisu's original works, they didn't deliver them to my palace. Are you still afraid that your money will not be successful? Where is the original works? Why don't you take them quickly and let me taste them!"

Zhao Ji was the prince. Although the prince of the Song Dynasty had no real power, it was not something that people like Fang Zhanggui could offend. He repeatedly apologized: "Your Highness Duan forgives the crime. This "Food Fish Tie" was just sold in a small shop last night. If these two distinguished guests had not come to look for it just now, the villain would not remember it for a while, and the villain could not be sure that this was the original work of Huaisu. How dare you send it to Your Highness to your house indiscriminately? I hope Your Highness will be more considerate."

"Stop talking nonsense, where is the Fish Eat Post?"

"This... Your Highness, these two guest officials are watching..."

Huaisu is a master of cursive calligraphy who is as famous as Zhang Xu. For those who like calligraphy and painting, it is a rare treasure. Zhao Ji and others don’t care about anything else. They pounced on it and wanted to snatch the copybook away.

Yang Yi quickly looked and handed, and took the copybook a volume behind him. Then he said, "Your Highness Duan, although you have a noble status, you have to tell me that you will come first and then come, collect calligraphy and paintings, and are elegant things. Therefore, if you are a masterpiece of Huaisu, if you robbed them like this, it would be a pity if you were damaged?"

Mi Youren immediately interrupted and said, "This post is not yours. I'm going to see it in terms of emotion and reason. What's the reason for you to force yourself to dominate?"

Zhao Mingcheng also echoed: "Brother Yuanhui's words are reasonable. Besides, if this post is really a genuine work of Huaisu, it will be a disgraceful work by famous artists who fall into the hands of some ordinary people."

The more you said this, the more you smelled, the stronger the gunpowder became. Qingniang didn't want to have a dispute, but she did like this copybook and fell into a dilemma for a while. Although Zhao Mingcheng was an old acquaintance from childhood, he was so sarcastic to Yang Yi. Qingniang couldn't help feeling a little sad, and her pair of beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly.

The other party mocked him as a vulgar man. Yang Yi didn't mind, but couldn't see Qingniang's sadness. However, this "Fish-eating Post" is indeed not his own now. Since Qingniang likes it, she can put any kind of irony aside first. It is justified that she bought the copybook first.

Yang Yi's eyes flashed over the three of them, and then asked the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, I want this copybook, how much is the price?"

"Slow down!" Zhao Ji shouted, stepped forward and said, "Is this post true or false? I should always ask me to watch it first, and then both parties bid for it. The one with the highest price will get it. The shopkeeper, do you think this is not the case?"

The shopkeeper Fang didn't dare to offend Zhao Ji, and the second is that the merchants are pursuing profits. Who doesn't want the things to be sold at a good price? Only by competing can he raise the price. How could he not understand this truth?

He looked at Yang Yi and Qing Niang and began to be submissive. Although he didn't dare to let Yang Yi give the copybook to Zhao Ji and the others to watch, the meaning was already obvious.

Zhao Ji smiled complacently and said, "Mr. Yang, you have heard the meaning of the shopkeeper clearly. A grand sect in the court, if you do such a forced robbery, it would be bad, right?"

Yang Yi glanced at him and replied lightly: "I'm a forceful robbery? Your Highness Duan has robbed too many girls from Xiefanglou, thinking that others are the same as you? Haven't you heard clearly that I'm asking the price of the shopkeeper Fang? How much does he want, how much does I give to Yang Yi? He Ru? Is this also called a forceful robbery?"

"You..." Zhao Ji's ugly incident was revealed, and he was immediately angry and pointed at Yang Yi and shouted: "Yang Yi, you have been rude to me again and again. You are so bold. Do you really think I am afraid of you?"

"Haha, Your Highness Duan, you have a good attitude and have always been brave. As long as you walk upright and sit upright, what are you afraid of? But what you do in Xiefanglou is a little hard to say!"

"You are a arrogant man, you are a Hanlin Grand Secretary..." After Zhao Ji was embarrassed and angry, he realized that he had lost his composure, he quickly let out a long sigh and chanted disdainfully: "The rat has skin, but the man has no etiquette. If the man has no etiquette, what is it that does not die? If the rat has skin, teeth, but the man has no end. If the man has no end, why not die? If the rat has skin, but the man has no etiquette, how can he die?"

Although Zhao Ji's words were also cursing people, and they were ruthless, the general idea was that the rats were ugly and disgusting, but some people were not even as good as rats. How could they have the face to live in this world? It would be better to die quickly!

This poem is extremely spicy, but because it comes from the Book of Songs, it also makes it elegant.

If Yang Yi was scolding like a shrew, he would be a bad guy. But if he didn't retaliate, it would confirm his reputation as bad as a rat.

This is also an art to curse people!

Yang Yi's heart was as bright as an electric shock, and his eyes suddenly fell on Xiaoji's teapot. A faint smile suddenly appeared on his mouth. He walked over easily, picked up the teapot and looked left and right.

Others didn't know what he intended. When they were surprised, they suddenly heard Yang Yiyin say, "The mouth is sharp and the belly is tall and the handle is tall,

The pot of water shakes before it is full,

Small enough to accommodate a large Buddha,

Half an inch of yellow water wafted."

He has a calm personality like a beautiful lady. After listening to Yang Yi's likable poem, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and want to laugh.

Yang Yi scolded Zhao Ji as a big teapot, with sharp mouth and narrow belly, which caused a stir and a big fight for a small matter.

It can be said that although this poem is indecent, it is very appropriate to describe the behavior of Zhao Ji and the other two.

Moreover, Zhao Ji borrowed the Book of Songs to curse people, while Yang Yi made up his own tricks in a hurry, which made it much more clever.

Zhao Ji was scolded, but he didn't know how to talk back. After all, there was only one poem about cursing people in the Book of Songs. I couldn't think of it for a while, and I felt so sad.

The main player was injured and the substitute came on the bench.

Zhao Mingcheng walked slowly to the wall with his hands in his arms, pretending to look at a picture of egrets. Then he chanted loudly: "If you say that the group of egrets in the paintings must be stopped from now on. All the officials intend to remove the hook party, and A and B are afraid of coming to you."

This poem can be understood in this way. Egret, you must be honest. Now the court is vigorously attacking dissidents. Maybe one day it will be your turn to attack people.

There is no doubt about the irony of this poem.

What's wrong with Zhao Mingcheng scolding Yang Yi, but he was a traitor. Yang Yi couldn't help but feel very moved. Because Zhao Mingcheng's son Zhao Tingzhi is also a member of the new party. If you use the traitor, it seems that he is scolding me. After the spread is made, won't others even count Zhao Tingzhi together?

It's so stupid!

Yang Yi was like a magic trick. He took out an embroidery needle from the porcelain plate where the small object was placed next to him, pinched it in his hand and looked carefully, as if there was a heavenly book engraved on the needle. Everyone watched helplessly, wanting to see what tricks he could do.

Yang Yi glanced at Zhao Mingcheng with a joke, and then chanted loudly: "A needle with hundreds of exercises and thousands of hammers. One upside down, one upside down, and the eyes grew on his butt, and he only recognized his clothes and hats but not people."

Zhao Mingcheng followed Zhao Ji, the prince Duan, and even scolded me. Isn’t this because my eyes are on my butt, and I only recognize my clothes but not people?

Qing Niang endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help it. She burst out laughing. She covered her face with her sleeves, and could not see the expression on her face, but it was conceivable that she must be laughing Lan Yan and Fangfei.

Even the expressions on Zhao Ji and Mi Youren's faces are colorful, which can be described as a dilemma.

Zhao Mingcheng was already impressed by Qingniang, but at this time he was disgraced in front of Qingniang, and only felt his face burning. He couldn't think of a new poem to curse, and it was difficult to find Yang Yi to be unlucky, because Yang Yi spoke to Shi Yinsi, if he spoke, it would be equivalent to admitting that his eyes were on his butt, and he only recognized his clothes and hats but not people.

But if you don’t fight, Yang Yi is clearly scolding him, and he is not fighting or fighting. He snorted coldly and fled in panic...

Yang Yi looked at Zhao Ji and asked with a smile: "I can't compare paintings. I have to compare poetry and accompany you at any time. Should Your Highness Duan continue?"

This is how people are. They are uncomfortable themselves, but once they see someone feeling more uncomfortable than themselves, they feel much more comfortable.

Originally, Zhao Ji was scolded by Yang Yi and felt uncomfortable, but compared with Zhao Mingcheng's eyes growing on his butt, his "superiority" was immediately reflected, and he felt less uncomfortable.

The problem is that if he wants him to compete with Yang Yi for "poetry" again, he will not dare to borrow his three courages! Maybe he will be even worse than Zhao Mingcheng after waiting.

He initiated the verbal battle. Now Yang Yi is the one who takes the lead and continues to challenge. Since Zhao Ji doesn't dare to respond, how dare he stay?

Seeing Zhao Ji and Mi Youren leave with a look of bad luck, Yang Yi threw the painting on the counter and said lightly: "Shopkeeper, do you feel very satisfied after watching the show for so long?"

The shopkeeper Fang came to his senses and hurriedly came over to apologize, "I dare not, I dare not, the villain has no eyes to recognize Mount Tai, I hope Grand Secretary Yang will forgive him!"

"Oh? Why are you guilty?"

"Little man...Little man just..."

"Okay, don't talk to me just now. I warn you, if this matter is spread, I'll ask you."

"I dare not, I dare not, the villain must be as tight as a bottle."

Yang Yi understood that it would be impossible not to spread such a thing. He actually threatened the shopkeeper Fang like this because the drunkard was not about drinking.

He continued, "Anyway, whenever I hear rumors outside that damage the reputation of His Highness Duan, you can weigh the consequences yourself. How much does this post cost?"

"Four thousand guan..." In a panic, the shopkeeper Fang blurted out the price and then showed regret on his face, but it was too late to change his words.

Sun Tzu's Art of War is full of words, which is called "East and Attacks to the West".

Yang Yi laughed and said, "I'll give you four thousand guan. I'll take the post. You can send someone to go back to the house to check the bill immediately."

Manager Fang was mute and had no words to say. Master Yang was really not a human being! He scared people for a long time, but it turned out to be a to deceive the lowest price of the copybook.

Manager Fang smiled bitterly and had to admit that he was unlucky.

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