Chapter 178: Happy Events in Yangjiao Village

Yangjiao Village is located at the western foot of Yangjiao Mountain. The fort is built along the mountain. There is only a winding mountain road in the middle leading to the village gate. The back mountain is filled with dense jungle and broken shore. As long as dozens of people guard the mountain road in front, it is difficult to attack even if there are thousands of troops.

This day was the day when Tian Dazhuang, the leader of Yangjiao Village, was happy. He wanted to marry a beautiful lady from the village. The village was decorated with lights and colorful flowers, and the clans brought out fine wine, slaughtered pigs and sheep, and prepared for the three days of Daqing.

There is no cell in Yangjiao Village. On weekdays, they do business without capital, either robbing money and letting people go, or killing things with one knife, and there is no need to repair the cell. This is a cheaper Tao Er. He was locked up in a woodshed. Not only did he not have the bad smell of the cell, he would just hide in a haystack. If it weren't for Lu Daniu sitting next to him, he would probably have been doing well.

Lu Daniu carried a jar of old wine, drank a bowl and kicked Tao Er, and rolled around. Tao Er's hands were tied and two of his teeth were kicked off, and his nose was bleeding all over his face.

"Damn it, I dare to plot against me, Lu Daniu. I won't kick you in the head. If the military advisor had not given the order, today would be the day for our camp leader to be happy. It is unlucky to die. I must cut you with one knife!"

"Brother Lu, please spare me! The villain didn't know that Brother Lu was a hero from Yangjiao Village. If he knew, even if the villain had the courage, he would not dare to plot against Brother Lu!" Without two front teeth, Tao Er's voice begging for mercy was a little vague!

"Well, it's almost the same to say that, but you smashed my blood all over the head and saw Hong, which made me unable to go to the village chief's wedding banquet. This has to be calculated differently." Lu Daniu said and flew towards Tao Er again.

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Tao Er rolled around on the ground curled up and screamed endlessly. Lu Daniu was a little stupid. He was a little stubborn. He often couldn't even pull back the things he had determined. After Tao Er smashed the blood in the head, he couldn't let Tao Er's tongue grow, but he couldn't stop him.

"Brother Lu, please spare the villain, stop beating, stop beating, and then you will be hit, the villain is so painful that he can't help but scream. If it makes your village leader annoyed, I'm afraid you, Brother Lu, will be scolded, too."

"Well, it makes sense. You can't quarrel with our village leader!" Lu Daniu finally stopped this time, tilted his head and began to think seriously. Everyone in Yangjiao Village knew that although Lu Daniu was a little stupid, he always liked to think about problems.

Tao Er finally frightened the big fool and was secretly happy. Unexpectedly, after Lu Daniu thought carefully, he suddenly realized that he had found a pair of smelly socks from where he found him and stuffed them into Tao Er's mouth.

The strong "sauce fragrance" on the socks made Tao Er choke and tears flow. Oh my God! The bandit's socks, just think about it and you will know how rich and rich the smell is. Tao Er swears that this is the most unforgettable taste he has tasted in his life.

Tao Er whimpered, but unfortunately his mouth was blocked tightly. He could speak there. Lu Daniu smiled with satisfaction and said, "I didn't expect that your tragic brain is quite useful! If you don't mention it, Lu Daniu really can't remember to block your mouth. Well, thanks to you now, I am not afraid of quarreling at the village leader!"

Tao Er was so worried that he could kill him. After talking for a long time, he got the result. Isn’t this an egg hitting a stone with an egg? It hurts!

Not to mention how Tao Er enjoys the joy of the woodshed while enjoying the delicious food that is rare in the world. Behind the Juyi Hall of Yangjiao Village, Princess Kang Guo was locked in the most luxurious room in Yangjiao Village. In addition to a bed, there are two tables, four chairs, and a good large bronze mirror in the room.

Princess Kang Guo was wrapped in a piece of red cloth, and there was no tailor in Yangjiao Village. The village leader Tian Dazhuang was in a hurry to enter the bridal chamber, so he wrapped a piece of red cloth to serve as the auspicious dress for the bride.

"Madam, madam, stop tearing it up. If you can't get a church later, the village leader will be angry..."

"You are so brave. Do you know who I am? I am Princess Kang of the Song Dynasty. If you dare to treat me like this, I will let my sixth brother cut off your head! Why don't you let me go quickly! Get out of here..." Princess Kang was so angry that she could not escape the control of the two women, so she brought out her identity as a princess.

She was originally a princess, and she had a momentum to show her power. The two women were so scared that they dared not step forward.

Seeing the setting sun, the minions in Juyi Hall were still busy. Tian Dazhuang, wearing big red flowers, was a little dissatisfied. If the sun had set, what would it be like to be able to pay tribute to the church?

Tian Dazhuang was about to scold him, and a woman stumbled out of the inner hall and said unhurriedly: "Zhai...Master, the wife said she is...a princess of the Song Dynasty! Let the village master, you go..."

"Princess? What princess? Who is the princess? You can make it clear!"

Tian Dazhuang raised his hand and slapped the woman, making the woman dizzy. The military advisor Yu Wentong, who was standing beside him, quickly stopped him and said, "Go to rest assured, let me come down and ask."

"Let's talk, what's going on?"

"When the military advisor returned to the military advisor, the wife said she was Princess Kang of the Song Dynasty, so she asked us to let her go, otherwise the emperor would send troops to level our Yangjiao Village!"

Tian Dazhuang and Yu Wentong looked at each other. Suddenly, Tian Dazhuang laughed at the sky, and his voice was buzzing. Yu Wentong stroked the goatee and said, "The master of the village, from the perspective of the following, although this woman is dressed in ordinary clothes, she is not as elegant as an ordinary family."

"Military advisor, you shouldn't believe she is a princess, right?"

"There are all kinds of strange things in the world. Master, why don't we go and ask for it first before making plans!"

"Planned to be a bird!"

After Tian Dazhuang said that, he walked towards the inner hall first. When he arrived at the new house, he flew up and kicked the door with a clang. Looking at the stunned beauty inside, Tian Dazhuang laughed and said, "You said you are the princess of the Song Dynasty, right? It's wonderful! This village leader will be the princess tonight, and say, "Are you a princess?"

Facing Tian Dazhuang with big arms and round waist and curly beards, Princess Kang was so scared that she hid behind the table. She soon came to her senses and felt that she could not show weakness at this moment. So she raised her waist and scolded: "Bold, you are a troublemaker, you dare to be so rude to this princess. If you don't let me go, I...I...I...I will ask my sixth brother to send troops to settle your broken village!"

"Sixth Brother? Hahaha! Who is your sixth brother? What a great emperor of the Song Dynasty today? That's great!"

"Master, how are you okay if you are here to come down and ask her?"

"Okay, okay, please ask the military advisor for a question. You'd better ask a real princess and let me taste what it feels like to be a princess, hahaha!"

Yu Wentong stepped forward and asked in a harmonious voice: "Are you really the Princess Kang of the Song Dynasty?"

Princess Kang's waist was thrust out again, and she glanced at Yu Wentong and replied: "Of course, you might as well let me go! If you let me go, I will let my sixth brother not care about you, otherwise, hum!"

"How could the princess of the Song Dynasty appear alone among these wildernesses? What do you have to prove your identity as a princess?"

"I...what do I want to prove? I was the eldest princess of the Song Dynasty. If you don't believe me, please follow me to Tokyo to take a look."

Yu Wentong looked at her carefully, and the more she looked, the more she felt that she was from an extraordinary background. But who was the princess of the Song Dynasty? Is it because she was so crowded with her when she traveled? How could she be alone in this barren mountain? In addition, Princess Kang could not find anything to prove her identity, Yu Wentong would not really believe her.

"You won't let me go!" Princess Kang scolded again!

Seeing her coquettish look, Tian Dazhuang couldn't help but swallow his saliva and laughed: "Okay, okay! This village master believes in your princess, come on! Let's continue, the village master will marry the princess soon, and let the young people play the drums and music!"

"What are you doing? Let me go, let me go, I am Princess Kang of the Song Dynasty, you can't treat me like this!" Princess Kang cried and struggled, but Tian Dazhuang's arms were as thick as a bucket, so how could she break free from it.

Outside Juyi Hall, a group of minions received the instructions from Tian Dazhuang and stopped disposing of them. The broken drums and suona started to play together, and it was very lively for a while, and it was full of energy.

Amidst the laughter, Princess Kang was forced to worship Tian Dazhuang. Tian Dazhuang asked the two women to pull Princess Kang back to the new house, and then laughed proudly and said, "Did you all hear it? The village master actually married a princess today. Hahaha, I announce that from tomorrow, you are not allowed to call me the village master again, you must change to Fanhou!"

A minion immediately flattered the sound of a flattery: "The leader of the village... uh no, Fanhou, from the moment of the church, you have been Fanhou, why are you still waiting until tomorrow? Brothers, do you think so?"

"That's right, Fanhou! Fanhou..."

Tian Dazhuang picked up a bowl of wine, poured it down a few times, and then laughed: "Now the Japanese village leader married a beautiful wife and was promoted again. All the brothers let go of their stomachs and drink, drink, we will not return until we get drunk!"

"Drink! Hahaha!"

The sunset slowly sank the mountain, torches ignited, and dirty jokes were spoken out. There were laughter in front of Juyi Hall, and dozens of bandits ate meat and drank wine in large bowls, which was so uncomfortable.

On the woodshed side, Lu Daniu leaned out from time to time. He was extremely upset about not being able to participate in such a carnival. He turned around and couldn't help kicking Tao Er again. Tao Er seemed to be exhausted and did not move. Lu Daniu poured himself a few more bowls of stuffy wine. Seeing that Tao Er was still not moving, he walked over staggeringly.

"Don't pretend to be dead. If you really die, it's amazing. This is a joy to our village leader. I, Lu Daniu, can't spare me...ah!"

Lu Daniu tripped by something, and staggered to the ground. The wine bowl in his hand was broken into several pieces. He stood up and kicked Tao Er, as if Tao Er tripped him. Tao Er was kicked by him and rolled twice, and a soft muffled groan was made in his mouth.

Lu Daniu was too lazy to pay attention to him, so he turned around and continued to drink. After drinking, he poured it on the hay opposite him and fell asleep.

Tao Er, who was originally silent, suddenly opened his eyes!

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