Chapter 158 The news in the capital

"I saw your wife yesterday. She coughed very hard. The neighbors looked at her. She must be very ill, right? It just so happened that today is the day for Baicaotang to apply medicine. Why don't you hurry up and ask for the medicine home!"

"Ah, no. My wife is not sick. She just wore a new dress yesterday."

The answers on the tiles on the street caused a burst of laughter. As soon as Tao Er came out of Sansheng Building, he heard the laughter and went in. There were juggling, performing, needles and threads, fragrant medicines, and pork chops in the tiles... People came and went, and it was very lively. There were many diners sitting in front of the pancake stall of the aunt Li family. The faint fragrance of pancakes filled the entire tiles.

At this time, Li Shier, who was chewing pancakes across the street, shouted: "Have you heard about it? There are good news from the northwest that has come to Beijing again!"

"Twelve Lang, don't keep it in a silence. Tell everyone if you have any good news!" Someone immediately responded loudly next to him.

Li Shier whispered proudly: "This news, I also heard from my brother-in-law who read Xuandemen. Didn't my wife go back to her parents' home today? She happened to meet my brother-in-law and pay the deposit..."

"Twelve Lang! Stop talking about these useless things. I'll treat this pancake today, let's talk about the topic!"

"Okay! Everyone, listen!" Li Shier achieved his goal and immediately opened his throat, "That's right. When Mr. Yang arrived in Huanzhou, he saw that Huanzhou was so distorted by Xixia, and immediately became angry and slapped the table. Please think, who is Mr. Yang! That's not bad? Even the king of the Southern Court of Liao Kingdom was beaten by Mr. Yang to look for teeth. Xixia is a small country. How could he put it in the eyes of Mr. Yang? When Mr. Yang was angry, he immediately sent out the heavenly soldiers and generals..."

"Wait! I said Shierlang, eating my pancake, do you have to spit out a few words for me, what kind of heavenly soldiers and generals? Do you think that Yang Xueshi is Erlang Shen in Guanli?"

There was a loud laughter suddenly coming from the wazi. Li Shier was a little embarrassed. Fortunately, he was a little anxious and fooled: "Don't laugh everyone, think about it, our Great Song Dynasty is a dignified country, are our Great Song soldiers and generals? "

"What you said is reasonable, keep talking!"

"If you want to hear it, don't interrupt this time! Where did you just talk about it?"

"Sir Yang was angry and immediately sent out heavenly soldiers and generals!" Everyone laughed again.

Li Shier quickly interrupted: "Yes, yes, yes, it is said that Mr. Li sent thousands of troops to cross Hengshan, killing the people of Xixia to the point of being so full of shit and feces incontinence..."

"I said Shi Erlang, can you put your mouth cleaner? I'm eating pancakes!"

Li Shier was interrupted again and defended with resentment: "Gao Da Niu, don't dislike listening. This is the thing. I heard that after the feces are incontinent, the people of Xixia didn't even have time to wipe their butts, so they became prisoners of our imperial guards. Mr. Yang thought these people were too smelly and took them back to Huanzhou, so they all went to Guidechuan to swim back, cleaned up all the dirty things on their bodies, and then passed by Huanzhou."

"Is this really the case?"

"That's still fake! Don't interrupt, keep listening. The exciting ones are still behind. After hearing this, you can't sleep all night after you go back. Speaking of which, Master Yang beat Xixia so hard that he captured countless bald men in Xixia. Empress Dowager Liang of Xixia could not get over the face, so he sent a general Meile to lead 200,000 elite soldiers to take revenge. Meile has heard of it? It is said that this person has an eagle head, leopard eyes, a tiger waist, a bear back, and is extremely powerful. He can hold a thousand pounds of stone lock. He is one of the top generals in Xixia. He led 200,000 elite soldiers to come. Master Yang only has 10,000 imperial guards. Guess what the result is?"

"Isn't this nonsense? It must be that Mr. Yang won the Meile. Can't there be any good news to come to Beijing? Tell me quickly, how did Mr. Yang win the Meile's army of 200,000!"

When the matter came to this point, the people in the tile couldn't help but surround them, one by one, afraid that they would miss something.

Seeing so many people, Li Shier was so excited that he whispered: "When it comes to Meile led an army of 200,000, and occupied Tiandu Mountain, with a hundred miles of camp. Looking around, all the mountains were shaking bald, and they were all shaking their teeth and claws. Although the Xia army was strong, Meile did not dare to take it lightly. You should know that there was Gong Zhengliu, who defeated Queen Mother Liang, who had defeated Queen Mother Liang at the time;

So Meile planned to play hard to get, and attacked the west. He only sent a side army along Guidechuan to confuse Yang Xueshu of Huanzhou and led a large army into Qinfeng Road. After Zhang Jingluo's husband reinforced Qinfeng Road, Meile suddenly turned around and rushed into Jingyuan Road. He was aggressive. As a result, Zhang Jingluo's husband was prepared for it. It was an empty city plan and a horse trap..."

"Wait, Shi Erlang, we have heard of this empty city plan, what is the plan to trap a horse?"

"You don't know this. This is the plan to trap horses. The Xixia people are all cavalry. Isn't they running fast? Zhang Jingluo's husband so he asked someone to dig trenches on various roads. If the Xixia people wanted to pass, they had to get off the horse and fill the trenches. As they filled it, they found that the trenches were endless. Xia Jun was breathless just by filling the trenches, and there was no strength to fight. Besides, they came from afar, and they brought limited food and grass. In this way, they filled trenches on Jingyuan Road every day, and they would starve to death without being exhausted. Meile was frightened by these thousands of trenches and did not dare to find trouble for Zhang Jingluo's husband on Jingyuan Road, so he led his army to Huanzhou again. This was a big fun!"

Speaking of this, Li Shier deliberately kept it a secret. Everyone was yelling. Some people were anxious and had already stepped forward to grab Li Shier's collar, and the tile was noisy for a moment.

When Li Shier saw that the public was angry, he hurriedly continued, "Everyone, don't be anxious! My sister is heading towards Huanzhou, Master Yang is not in a hurry. You guys are anxious... Oh, who is really immoral? Don't beat him anymore, don't beat him anymore, I'm saying okay?"

"Tell me quickly! Keep it in vain again, be careful that I will pick out the pancakes you ate!"

Li Shier was angry: "Don't you just eat two of your pancakes? I'll give you two more!"

"No, I want the two of us just now. Either you spit it out, or you keep talking!"

"Gao Da Niu! You... Well, by the way, Mr. Yang calculated his fingers and had expected that the Meile army would come to the Huanzhou sooner or later. Mr. Yang was not surprised when he changed. He fanned a feather scarf, carried a pot of wine, went to Forrest Hill to Mount Su and drank happily. He was afraid that Meile would not know that he was in Mount Forrest Hill, so he sent people to Mount Forrest Hill to Mount Forrest Hill. He repeatedly sent people to deliberately release news and led the Meile army to Mount Forrest Hill."

"Hey! Isn't Scholar Yang a major general? Isn't Scholar Yang a desperate situation to attract his sister..."

"Your mother is in a desperate situation. Who is Mr. Yang? Since I had expected that my sister would come to Huanzhou, how could she be unprepared? You dare to say something else, let me not beat you up!"

"What's this for? I'm not doing this for Mr. Yang..."

"What a bullshit! You said that Mr. Yang is so stupid, so why are you good for Mr. Yang?"

The scene inside the tile tends to be out of control again, and they all competed red in their faces. Li Shier was about to take the opportunity to leave and leave a part of it. Next time, he would have had a pancake. Gao Daniu's eyes were so bright that he had been staring at him.

"Shierro, why are you going? Why don't you tell me quickly! I said stop making trouble, listen to me!"

"Yes, yes! Twelvelang said it!"

The twelve Lang had no choice but to continue whispering: "When the sister entered Huanzhou, she received the bitter fruit. A general named Xie Jingting under Mr. Yang was the best at poisoning. He poisoned all the water sources that the Xia army passed by. This was amazing. After the Xia army drank the poisonous water, half of the people and horses began to get diarrhea, and the human and horse manure were pulled all over the mountains and fields. They all turned white and looked like ghosts, and they didn't even have the strength to curse..."

"Ahhhh! That's not bad. One hundred thousand people have diarrhea, how spectacular it is! Wouldn't that smell a hundred miles in the wind..." An audience member was fantasizing about the spectacular scene and couldn't help but stutter.

"Your mother's head, who is Mr. Yang? Can you not expect these? This time, Mr. Yang used poisons, so the salty things that the Xia army pulled out were fragrant... That guy! At that time, bees and butterflies within thousands of miles came smelling the fragrance, covering the sky and the sun, and the Xia army could not even see the road..."

A guy named Wang Ying was blowing hard, and suddenly a lion roared in his ear: "Get out! If you don't get out, I will let you go to Huanzhou to hear the 100,000 people who have diarrhea!"

Wang Ying's expression changed drastically and he was suddenly silent.

The main master Li Shier had to start a resentment: "The sister-in-law finally came to Mengyun Valley, west of Forrest Hill. The Xia army wanted to go to Forrest Hill. This was the only way. Mr. Yang asked someone to engrave four poems at the mouth of the valley: The general died in a hundred battles, why should he return the body? The green mountains buried the bones, and the flowers will be prosperous in the coming year..."

Someone next to him interrupted and shouted, "Oh! Didn't Mr. Yang tell Meile openly that there was an ambush in the valley? How could Meile be fooled now? It's really..."

"What's the matter? You know a girl. It's better to provoke the general than to ask for help! Mr. Yang wrote poems in Gukou, and I want to come..."

Gao Daniu felt sorry for his two pancakes. When he saw that the audience was endless, he immediately scolded and said, "I miss your mother's head, and I will interrupt you and let you smell the diluteness and smell of Xia Jun's smell!"

Li Shier was innocently spreading his hands, and then continued: "After reading this poem, Meile did not dare to act rashly, and sent a large number of scouts into the valley to explore, but she didn't even find a hair. Meile was not relieved, so she divided the 200,000 troops into three teams. The front team passed the canyon first. After nothing happened, Meile took the central army into the valley. Just when Meile thought it was okay, countless birds suddenly flew into the sky..."

"You are the birdie who is raised by a bitch!" A man who looked like an accountant squeezed in and immediately sprayed Li Shier bloodied when he heard this.

Shi Erlang argued strongly: "What is this flying in the sky, not a birdman?"

"You are so big, I don't know if you don't talk nonsense. It's a kite made by Mrs. Yang and Mrs. Yang. You can take people to fly in the sky. Has Mrs. Yang heard of it? It was the daughter of Mrs. Su's daughter in the dynasty. She only got married with Mrs. Yang last year. Mrs. Yang got all the true teachings of Mrs. Su and made a few kites that took people to heaven. It's not a piece of cake."

"I heard that, I heard that it is close. Hu Guanfang, please continue to talk about what happened later!"

Hu Chanfang was extremely proud and took Li Shier's position with peace of mind. He stroked his goat beard and continued: "Xia army was ignorant. When he saw the kite flying by in the sky, he thought it was the gods who came to earth. They all fell to their knees and bowed their butts all the time. Even Xia Jiangmei was stunned. At this moment, the imperial guards flying by in the sky sprinkled lime powder from the sky, as if an endless white cloud was covering the Xia army in the valley;

Countless imperial soldiers broke out in the valley at the same time, one of them fired an arrow, and the arrows took Xia Jun's big ass upright. Think about it, Xia Jun had just pulled the slightest, and was shot again, how could he bear it! The sister was so angry that she vomited blood and died of death. Xia Jun was defeated and was captured by Mr. Yang..."

"Wait! Hu Account Office, don't swear. Shi Erlang said just now. Meile sent people to search the valley several times, but she didn't even see a single hair. Where did these countless imperial guards come from?"

"Your mother is stupid? Who is Mr. Yang? The ambush he laid will make Meile discover. If so, will Mr. Yang still be Mr. Yang? Just speak with his ass..."

"You are just talking with your asshole! No matter how good or bad Mr. Yang is, Xia Jun is not blind..."

"Okay! Do you dare to doubt Mr. Yang?"

"I……"

"What do you think I am? Get out! If you don't get out, you will beat you into a pig's head! Hu Guanfang, you continue to say!"

"What else is there to say? Yang Xueshu's feather fan and lump scarf, and all the sisters were killed while chatting and laughing. This is the case. With Yang Xueshu in the northwest, there is no worries in the northwest! Yang Xueshu is not only extraordinary in civil and military affairs, but also a Bodhisattva heart. This Baicaotang, which is free for medicine every ten days in the capital, is said to be opened by Yang Xueshu's family."

"Not only that, although I can't be sure, I heard that even the newly opened Sansheng Building belongs to Mr. Yang's house..."

What? Sansheng Building is also owned by Mr. Yang’s house?

I actually went to Sanshenglou to blackmail... Tao Er, who was squatting among the crowd and listening with relish, felt cold and guilty at this time, and quickly squeezed out of the crowd. What is Master Yang? His background can make people tremble if you think about it. No, I have to leave Beijing to hide for a while. The more Tao Er thought about it, he became more and more frightened, and he ran away without a trace.

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