Chapter 65: The Tang Edition Touching Porcelain
"Pull-bumping" is a modern Beijing dialect, which means some opportunistic and extortion. The earliest "Pull-bumping" was invented by the Eight Banners children in the Qing Dynasty. Those children would walk around on the streets with a "precious" porcelain in their hands, and then deliberately hit someone or in a car, break it, and then tell them how expensive the things they are in their hands are. In fact, they are just a fake!
Wu Yan didn't expect that there were such people in the Tang Dynasty. Today I had a long experience! Wu Yan came out of Chang'an and headed for Jingzhou with great speed. Even if he was unwilling to do so, he had to do his best to take over this matter. But he didn't expect that he would encounter this incident just one day after leaving Chang'an.
Wu looked at the person lying in front of him, mlgbd, can you pretend to be like a little bit? It's a big deal! The thing is that Wu Yan rode a horse by a place called Shangxian [the place he didn't record in history books, and he suddenly rushed out of the front. Wu Yan's riding skills are pretty good now, and Wu Yan's horse was not fast in the county town. Originally, Wu Yan wanted to find a place to eat something and then rush on the way. So after seeing someone rush out, he stopped as soon as he pulled the reins of the horse.
The result was that what Wu Yan didn't expect was that the person who rushed out fell down immediately. Wu Yan saw that he didn't even touch the guy, and then he saw the person lying in the place screaming! Just as Wu Yan was dismounting and trying to see, three sweats rushed out from the side, looking very tough. He grabbed Wu Yan and said that he hit someone and asked Wu Yan to pay the money!
I don’t know what a modern gangster is, and I immediately understand what this means. Yaya, I also encountered the legendary collision in the Tang Dynasty!
"How much do you want me to pay?" Wu Yan asked with a smile. It's too tmd and so friendly. Although it doesn't have some technical content, why do you like it so much?
"Look at you, kid, are sensible! Just pay 500 coins! Then you can leave and stay!" said one of the khans. He was still very satisfied with Wu Yan's performance, and these people can also look at people. From your attitude and various aspects, whether this person can be provoked! If Wu Yan is stronger, these guys will immediately say that they are misunderstood!
To put it bluntly, they are all bullying the weak and afraid of the strong. Now Wu Yan acts like a novice, which is also the type that these people like the most! Wu Yan immediately opened a bag and then opened it in front of these people, and it was full of flying money and gold ingots! The eyes of several people are straight, and the people watching the fun are straight. They are really rich.
"Since I bumped into this big brother, it's natural to pay the money. You can give it to you too. Otherwise, let's go to see an official. If there is anything in the future, I'd better give it an explanation!" Wu Yan was about to go to the county government!
The people do not fight with officials. This is a famous saying from ancient times to the present. Especially the gangsters dislike the most is the county government. So the knight said again: "If you give me the money, just leave me. If you give me the money, I will leave me. It's not that much. Seeing that my brother's physical injuries are getting worse and worse, five hundred stags is not enough. If you give me that bag, you can leave."
Wu Yan smiled in his heart and immediately said, "Don't interfere, look at this brother is about to die. I'm afraid I'll be in a lawsuit in the future, so it's better to go to the county government!" After that, Wu Yan led the horse and walked towards the county government government.
"Fuck! If you don't eat your toast, you will be fined! It seems that it will not work if you discuss it. Brothers, I will clean up this eye-opener boy. Take the money and leave with the horse!" The big sweat also lost his patience. Why did you meet such a green skin today? You don't know anything! You are still a unique rich man, and you snatched him away!
The two men who were with Dahan were already upset. When they heard their elder brother's words, they rushed towards Wu Yan. At the same time, they raised their punches and hit Wu Yan. Wu Yan didn't even hide! They were directly punched by the two and said, "What are you doing? You can do it when you say it. Can you use some force? Do you want to give me a massage?"
The three of them and the one lying on the ground, all four of them were stupid. Others didn't know that they knew that the moment was real. Even the strong man would have to be injured now! But the boy who was not too old seemed to have nothing to do with him!
Wu Yan really has no disgust towards the gangsters, and he himself has no sense of justice. In his words, it is their ability to eat this bowl of rice. You just want to eat it but you can't eat it. So Wu Yan is still very merciful to these people, but that's it. They all have blue faces. What Wu Yan values the most is that no matter how many people suffer, they never left their companions and ran away.
Wu Yan deliberately made the guy who looked like he was the head injured the most. Seeing whether the kid could run away. But he was still very satisfied. He always protected his three brothers! Wu Yan squatted on the ground and looked at the three guys and said, "Do you want money? If you don't want it, come with me!" After that, he didn't care whether these people could follow him, and got up and left!
The three of them looked at me, and I looked at you. I knew they had fallen again today, so they had to support each other and follow Wu Yan! When Wu Yan heard the steps coming from behind, he knew that the three of them were following. He turned around and asked, where is the place to eat in this county?
The elder brother of the three people led the way to the county's larger tavern, "Yuelai Tavern". Alas~ Wu Yan looked at the name of the tavern and had no idea what to say. This ancient man! The naming was just like this, almost like the little kids' names "Gou Sheng" and "Er Gou Zi".
Wu Yan went in first and looked at the tavern! It was okay, this was Wu Yan's evaluation. Let's not talk about anything else. Although the shop was not big, it was very clean. A waiter immediately came to Wu Yan when he saw the guests: "Customer, how many?" Wu Yan replied: "Those are the only people?" The waiter saw the four gangsters with Wu Yan! The corners of his mouth twitched! Of course, Wu Yan saw this little move. He also knew in his heart that such a person would not be liked anywhere.
"Don't worry! I'll treat you today and arrange a quiet place for us." Wu Yan said, then took out a small ingot of silver and threw it over. When the waiter saw the money, he immediately knew that the guest was a rich master. His little face immediately smiled like a chrysanthemum blooming, "It just so happened that, guest, there is no one in our only private room. Please invite it!"
Wu Yan came to this so-called private room, which is a small single room. Haha, waiter, if you have any good things, then get some wine, let the waiter go down and prepare, and there is no need to come in! He turned around and said to the four sweaters: "Sit down! Let me ask you to sit down." The four of them immediately sat down honestly!
Wu Yan didn't say anything, just looked at a few people. The guy who looked like a leader was very scary, with a big face in the square, thick eyebrows and big mouth! He was burly! Well, you can scare people by standing there. The other two were a bit ordinary and had no characteristics. Wu Yan looked at the guy who pretended to be hit by Wu Yan carefully. This guy was a little bit smaller than the other three people. He was a little thin. He couldn't tell that he looked like him because there were a lot of mud and dust on it. What impressed Wu Yan the most was those eyes.
His eyes were big, watery, and clearly black and white. What interested Wu Yan the most was that there was no impurity in these eyes. It was hard for Wu Yan to imagine how a gangster would have such clear eyes! The little man was also a little embarrassed by Wu Fang's eyes, and his eyes dodged around!
"Introduce yourself!" Wu Yan asked first withdrew his gaze.
"If you want to kill and cut, please listen to the emperor. I will continue to do anything. As long as you don't make things difficult for my brothers!" said the person in front of him. The few people below stopped doing it and immediately said: "Brother, you have the blessings and are hard to share." "It's Big Brother! You can't let you take over every time something happens, and everyone advances and retreats together!" "..."
"Have I said it's hard for you guys? I just asked you to introduce where you are so tedious! Don't be so tedious, and tell me what you are calling!" Wu Yan's voice interrupted the quarrel between several people! Look at me, I look at you. In the end, the elder brother said:
"My name is Li Zhuzi, and others call me Zhuzi. They are two brothers and have no surnames. We all call them Dafeng, Xiaofeng! This is our smallest little old dog, called Xing!" He said and pointed to the smallest one!
"Why don't you have a surname except you?" Wu Yan asked again.
"We all survived the war years. Only I still remember something at that time, but I don't know what my surname is. Isn't the national surname Li now? My surname is Li, and they are all the same as me!" Wu Yan stopped talking after hearing Li Zhuzi's words, but just lowered his head and pondered. The country was war-torn, and it was these people who suffered.
Wu Yan thought he was not a person who talked about great power and righteousness, but he had his own persistence. Seeing the four people in front of him, how many such people were there, these were just those who survived. What about those who did not survive? Wu Yan felt that his mind was very confused at this time! He was a little confused now. Before he came to the Tang Dynasty, he had always been smooth sailing. He married the most awesome princess in the Tang Dynasty. He also had a big industry in Chang'an. His backstage was very tough!
So he never thought about anything. He always thought that his goal was a peasant woman, mountain spring, and a little field. Now he didn't know if this idea was right. He always thought that during the Zhenguan period in history, the Tang Dynasty was the Tang Dynasty where the Wan Gang came to pay tribute. But since he could travel through time, is this still the original space of his own?
The more I thought about it, the more chaotic it became. At this moment, the waiter knocked on the door and came in. Wu Yan ordered the food. This also pulled Wu Yan out of the chaos! After thinking about it, he laughed. Why do you think so much? Take one step at a time! Then he told those people to eat! I didn’t care about how many people pulled their cheeks and started eating!
Chapter completed!