Chapter 29 The Censor Eats Shit
[I won't say anything anymore. This is the second update I dared to come out today. It's still hot. Let's see if I'm trying so hard, do you want to give me some encouragement! One ticket and two tickets are not too much! Come on.]
Why are there people who have nothing to do to find trouble everywhere? Wu Yan felt depressed. Did he look very honest? Everyone wants to kick him a few times when they see him. I just stood here and it would be a big deal. Isn’t you a dog and meddling with other people’s business? The emperor didn’t say anything, you’re just talking nonsense! But at this time, Wu Yan couldn’t express his opinion, and he had to see what the emperor said.
"Oh? Old Confucius, why is this!" Li Shimin asked.
"Your Majesty, the country has its own laws, and the family has its own rules. The ancient laws say that minors should not participate in the government affairs." The man named Kong said.
The old man named Kong cannot be the famous old man Kong Yingda in the Tang Dynasty. This girl is quite stubborn! It seems that she can't afford to offend her, but we can't afford to hide.
"Can you be Mr. Kong Yingda, you are Mr. Kong. You are right here!" Wu Yan bowed after saying that!
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say! It's great that you can improve your mistakes!" Kong Yingda saw that Wu Yan was still very polite, but she seemed to be a little disrespectful to Wu Yan, and her nose was about to be upside down!
"But we don't understand something. I still want to ask, the most knowledgeable person in our Tang Dynasty! Do you think it's okay?" Wu Yan first put a high hat on the old man!
As expected, when Wu Yan said that he was the most knowledgeable person in the Tang Dynasty, his face was immediately squeezed like a chrysanthemum! He said modestly: "The most knowledgeable person in the Tang Dynasty dare not take it, but it should be not difficult to answer your question!"
"Okay! I would like to ask, what do you think of the rise and fall of the world? Although we are young, we also know that when a country encounters difficulties, even if a pig killer has to do his best. Then I joined the army as a teenager and followed my emperor to fight in the east and west. I dare not say that I have made great achievements, but I also climbed out of the dead. What's wrong with me standing here today? Master Kong, we have no knowledge, but I also know the four words of loyalty to the emperor. I am loyal to my king of the Tang Dynasty, and I can share my worries with my emperor!" Wu Yan asked loudly in the last sentence.
Kong Yingda was not giving it to the old man in vain, and she also said with a glittering eyes: "What a yellow-mouthed child with sharp teeth and sharp mouth!"
Before the old man could finish his words, Wu Yan snatched the words and said, "Take a little tooth, sorry, it seems that you are really old. Look at my teeth, you are not sharp at all. If you speak harshly, you dare not be a person. Who doesn't know that you are the most knowledgeable person in the Tang Dynasty and the most talkable person in the Tang Dynasty!
But I don’t understand at all. When there is an invasion of foreign enemies, you can rely on this mouth to retreat tens of thousands of troops, or can you blow the tens of thousands of troops to death in one breath, and you will be upwards, so I will leave this. I, Wu Yan, has been sharpening a sword for ten years, and the Frost Blade has never tried. Today, I will show you, how can there be any unfairness!"
After Wu Yan finished speaking, he looked at Kong Yingda proudly. At this time, Li Shimin said loudly: "Okay, okay! Wu Yan's heart to serve the country with a firm heart, I am pleased with it. I am especially sure that Wu Yan listens to the matter here!" Li Shimin now looks at Wu Yan and likes him. Those generals nodded straight! He was also very pleased to look at Wu Yan!
The emperor has spoken. Who dares to say anything else now? The old man Kong Yingda, Wu Yan, found that he didn't seem angry. Well! It seems that his cultivation is pretty good. Wu Yan found a corner behind him and stood there. As soon as he stood, he saw Cheng Yaojin turning back and winking at Wu Yan, and even stretching his thumbs out. Wu Yan's face was sweating, this old guy of md.
Li Shimin also saw Cheng Yaojin's little moves, and the good mood just now disappeared. Li Shimin is now thinking in his heart that he can keep Wu Yan away from this guy as much as possible, otherwise he will have to be the second one in Cheng Yaojin!
This is the first time Wu Yan has been to court. It is quite fresh. I have watched it on TV before. I looked around and looked around! Then I listened to Li Shimin talking about court affairs!
After listening for a while, Wu Yan originally wanted to listen to the fun, but after listening for a while, he immediately became angry. The fire in his stomach kept rushing up! Wu Yan of mlgbd probably thought that he would explode like a pile of gunpowder that could ignite the fire!
So that's what happened. The Turks were invading. Yuchi Gong won a great victory, and there was Wu Yan's suggestion, but there was nothing we could do. However, after the Turks were defeated, they were afraid that the Tang Dynasty would take revenge, so the Khan named him immediately sent someone to seek marriage, and to show their sincerity, they wanted to marry the Tang princess as their wife. To put it bluntly, what happened frequently between ancient countries - marriage!
Wu Yan had watched it on TV before, and at that time Wu Yan had told the group of gangsters that they had a marriage relationship. If the nnd sacrificed a woman in exchange for peace, what would the men do? I didn’t expect that there would be a real thing today. What Wu Yan didn’t expect was that there was a large group of people who advocated marriage relationship! The people who agreed to md were all "handed" by Zhang!
Now there are two groups of people, and there are still several civil servants in this regard. Many Wu Yan didn't know him and did not agree to the marriage, but there seemed to be more people who agreed. The civil servants led by Kong Yingda, such as Kong Yun and Meng Yun. This is the palace, and this tmd is the court. Otherwise, Wu Yan really wanted to turn into a beast and get all those guys stuck!
Wu Yan raised his eyes and saw that the general Cheng Yaojin was quite awesome. He rolled up his arms and sleeves and pinched others. What's even more amazing is that others just looked there and didn't say a word! Wu Yan was quite magical about this. Li Shimin was even more amazing. He almost fell asleep while sitting on it.
Wu Yan didn't say anything at this time. Let's see what the situation will be like in the end! It would be great if there was a camera now, and it would definitely be even more funny than Stephen Chow's funny movies! It just seems that the enemy there is very powerful, and this is a bit defeated!
"Okay, look at how one or two of you are, isn't this a joke for the younger generation?" Li Shimin said suddenly, and then there was a movement below, so everyone looked at Wu Yan. Wu Yanchao despised Li Shimin, you were so deliberate. Wu Yan immediately looked at his eyes and nose, and looked at his heart! He looked like I became an immortal immediately, and I didn't know what you did just now! Only then would everyone wait for Li Shimin to speak with satisfaction!
"Oh, you can't solve the problem if you are so noisy. So you can listen to the opinions of the younger generation. Wu Yan, please tell me what you think. Didn't you just say that every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world? Now I want to hear what you think about the marriage!"
Li Xiaoer, you are too bad. Are you the one who is like the emperor like this? Wu Yan scolded in his heart, and he can't say that. Wu Yan really wants to express his thoughts, but he is not stupid. It seems that he is looking for trouble when he says it at this time. Li Xiaoer has already thought that he should not use me as a gun.
"Your Majesty, I am just a brute force. I don't know much about major issues in the world. Today is the first time I heard from the court. You asked me to say, what can I say. If you have any questions, I will never say anything!" Wu Yan's meaning was to work hard to find me! I don't know anything about it!
Li Shimin cursed in his heart. Others didn't know that he didn't know that this kid had something in his stomach. "It's okay, I asked you to say it today! Don't worry and say it boldly!"
"Your Majesty, what can a child with a yellow mouth have?" said a man who didn't know what official he was in the team that agreed to marry him.
As I said just now, Wu Yan is just a powder barrel now, and if you touch it, you will explode. In the past, he was a gangster, and he would cut off anyone who doesn’t like him, no matter what you are. Now, suddenly such a person appears, and Wu Yan will explode immediately.
"I dare to ask this high-ranking official, what rank do you hold and what position do you hold?" Wu Yan asked, his tone still calm, but at this time he had already come out from behind and walked to the center!
"I am a third-rank censor!" "Oh~ The third-rank official is really not a small one, I am not yet a rank. I wonder if there are any other people who share the same opinion about this third-rank official who thinks that I, a yellow-mouthed child, should not speak nonsense!" Wu Yan asked again.
"I also think that you are a child. My emperor's kindness agrees that you will be kind to the government. What do you think? I am the third-rank Minister of Personnel!" Another person said at this time.
"Oh!" Wu Yan pointed a little, and suddenly thought of a joke! It happened to be true that this scene was a joke, and Yan said, "Two sirs, we don't know. In your words, it's a yellow-mouthed child. Maybe you don't know. I grew up in the forest. I, a yellow-mouthed child, wanted to ask two high-ranking officials a question! Before I came here this morning, I saw two people arguing about something in a house!
They were arguing whether a dog animal is a wolf or a dog! One person said it was a wolf and the other said it was a dog! I also looked at it for a while, of course I could tell, but the two adults, such a big official can know if it is known!" Wu Yan asked.
"In the court, ask these questions! Does it mean to despise the court?" said Lord Shang.
"Let's not do those useless things, I'll ask you if you know. What's the use of saying those bottom dust in the pot! If you don't know, you don't know. If you know, you know. I don't despise you!" But the look was full of contempt!
"It's not difficult for me to do it for you. How can you distract yourself from this small matter? But someone asked one day, so the two adults know how to answer no! Then let me tell the two adults.
Chapter completed!