Chapter Thirteen: Cheng Shameless Won't Raise Li Xiaoer's Illite Life
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After listening to the words of the two brothers of the Cheng family, everyone looked like Yuchi Gong. Yuchi Gong felt that he had never been embarrassed in front of so many people after living so much~!
"Little bastard, you two have made it clear. What the two nephews of the Cheng family said is true." Yuchi Gong really hoped that his two kids would shout and say that they were talking nonsense! The idea was beautiful, and the reality was cruel! Seeing the two nodded, Yuchi Gong was so heartbroken. It was so unscrupulous!
"Your Majesty! I am not good at teaching my son. Please punish me and my two evil sons!" After saying that, Yuchi Gong fell to the ground!
"Your Majesty! You have to teach this old Hei family a lesson. It's so unreasonable. They all went to my old Cheng family to beat people!" Cheng Yaojin shouted.
"Your Majesty! Forget it! I don't care anymore. I have never come back to the Yuchi family, and I won't fight for anything. Even if a man wants to make achievements, he has to rely on himself. Just like all seniors, your current foundation has also been built with your own hands. I am also a good man in the Tang Dynasty, and he is the master of peeing while standing!"
"Don't punish me, but what I want to say is that if there is next time, then I won't be as easy as today. Stay at the front line and meet in the future. I did it today, Yuchi Gong! I tell you, don't be me in the future! Including your family, if there is next time, even if your whole family is out, in my eyes, you are all ants!"
Wu Yan's words were moved by everyone present! Changsun Wuji still looked smiling, but after listening to Wu Yan's words, his eyes flashed!
"Hahaha... OK!" Qin Qiong laughed. Then he said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty! I like this kid as soon as I see. How about I want to accept an adopted son!"
"Second brother! Let me tell you, this is a matter of nothing. If my eldest nephew wants to recognize me, I will be my godfather." Wu Yan was also confused. What's wrong with the people of the Tang Dynasty? One or two like to recognize others as their godsons. Are they the most beloved by everyone, the flowers bloom, and the cars are invincible handsome young man in the Tang Dynasty!
"By the way! Your Majesty! Don't be sad and troubled about my business! I just happened to have something to tell you. I thought I'd talk to Uncle Cheng today, and then let Uncle Cheng talk to you. Uncle Cheng, my nephew will be the master today. Please invite Uncle Cheng to the house banquet. Uncle Cheng is not angry!" Wu Yan asked.
"Wow, my eldest nephew is also the one who knows me. Children, go to the family dinner! Wahaha, Your Majesty, Second Brother! Come together! Lao Hei! My eldest nephew doesn't say anything anymore. Why are you still feeling so frustrated? Someone came to ask a car to take the two Yuchi nephews to the clinic!"
The servant of the Cheng family came at this time, and the banquet came in less than half an hour. A large table of dishes! It was the same basin as yesterday!
At the wine table, Wu Yan used the skills of a modern little hooligan in a restaurant. He fooled several people frequently. Of course, Wu Yan also drank a lot! After thirty years of alcohol, the food was over five flavors!
Almost, Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong fought for another 300 rounds in the courtyard. It seems that drinking after drinking is not a feature of the Cheng family!
The one person Wu Yan didn't expect was Changsun Wuji! This girl's belly is definitely not a vague one. Not to mention whether it is a fool, but it is definitely a wine bag! Wu Yan admires it very much! I'll drink you a little sooner or later and play monkey fist all over the ground!
"Wu Yan! Didn't you have something to say just now? Now you have enough wine and rice. You can say it!" The wine and food on the table were removed! Several people were drinking tea now! First of all, of course, our Emperor of Tang Dynasty, Li Xiaoer, asked!
"Your Majesty, it's nothing. I just want to ask, the border can send troops now." As soon as Wu Yan finished speaking, the few people paused in their hands. At the same time, they looked up at Wu Yan!
"Your Majesty, don't think too much. I have been thinking about it these days when I'm fine. If you think about it wrong, you should teach me the younger generation! Think about it, my emperor's new policy! Although my life is everywhere, our Tang Dynasty is still in a mess. Because of the war in the court, there are still many people who can't eat enough now!"
"At this time, for example, the Turks on the border of our Tang Dynasty, I don't think they will be idle. I think because of this incident, there will definitely be cracks inside us now! If they don't want to share a cup at this time, I won't believe it. It's better to take precautions early to save passiveness at that time~!"
Wu Yan's words are very short, but they are very clear. Everyone understands them. First, the Tang Dynasty has only been built for a few years! Second, Li Shimin had just had the Xuanwu Gate Incident, and outsiders must think that it is now in the civil war in the Tang Dynasty! If you don't get some at this time, you will be sorry to the people and the party!
Everyone understands this truth! The question is whether this little guy in front of me is really twelve? Li Shimin thought about what happened in the past few days! It turns out that this kid is also a little fox!
"Oh~ Wu Yan, then tell me what to do now?" Li Shimin asked back.
"Big nephew, don't you hear nonsense? Otherwise, I, Cheng, will you!" Cheng Yaojin scolded him for being afraid that Wu Yan would talk nonsense!
"Haha, Your Majesty! Why do you ask me about this? I'm only twelve, okay? If I have an idea, then what do you guys do? You all go home and hold your grandson! I've finished talking about this! Today, my nephew was injured and I'm going to go down and raise him! Since Uncle Cheng doesn't let me leave, I'll stay for a few days!"
"That... Uncle Changsun, and Uncle Qin! You still owe me a gift for the meeting. Let's think that you are all big shots. You won't rely on my account. I don't want anything. I'll give you a thousand eight hundred taels of gold! If you don't get a ten thousand pieces of silk, you can win!" Several people didn't expect that Wu Yan could say such words. Wu Yan really made people speechless. Li Shimin looked at Cheng Yaojin with another strange look!
At this time, not only Li Shimin, but also Changsun Wuji and Qin Qiong also watched this!
"What are you watching me, Old Cheng? I have been doing for so many years. You won't find that I am handsome again today, right? Actually, I always think so!" Several of them almost fell to the ground with a bang!
"Your Majesty, you said that this is a good child. Why is this so? It seems that there is a certain reason here!" Changsun Wuji said.
"Your Majesty, Lord Changsun is right. I think we should not be ruined by some people in order to prevent the pillars of our country from being ruined by some people. Let me take them away. You can rest assured if I am!" Qin Qiong said!
"The most wrong decree I have issued is to let Wu Yan follow you, an old guy!" Li Shimin smiled and pointed at Cheng Yaojin! After saying that, several people laughed!
Wu Yan's memories have been back! It's been seven or eight days. I heard that the Turks' name Khan is really here! Damn, I won't let me go to the army to fight. I am not that novice now! How great this is in the capital, I have whatever I want, and I will suffer if I have nothing to do!
Who made Shi oween his mouth? But yesterday Cheng Huaimo and Cheng Huailiang said that he seemed to be back today and someone came! Who is coming? Oh! I don’t think about it anymore, I will see you in a while!
Now Wu Yan, Cheng Huaimo and Cheng Huaimo are even more close than their relatives. And the two boys from the Yuchi family are also not sure what Yuchi Gong is thinking. Now the brothers and I just go out to the restaurant to have a drink when they have nothing to do! The few of them admire Wu Yan so much!
This guy, I don’t know anything. You need to be literary and literate, and you need to be martial! The fourth boy really wants to know if this is grown in the mountains. Isn’t the animals living in the mountains now that they dare to be immortals and fairies!
Wu Yan was thinking about where to go today. In fact, the place Wu Yan wanted to go to the most now is the brothel! He really wanted to know if the brothels in ancient times were really like the ones performed on TV. As soon as he entered the door, he would make you goosebumps drop. "Uncle, why did you come? I miss you so much!"
Damn! I despise myself. After Wu Yan despised me, he fantasized again!
"Wu Yan, Wu Yan!" Two loud shouts woke Wu Yan from his dream during the day!
"Damn! You two are called Hun! If you have anything to do, hehe! It's just boring, you two will accompany me to practice boxing!"
"Don't let it go! Wu Yan! There's really serious business, hurry up! The most terrifying person in our family is back! There's no good life in the future!" The two brothers thought to themselves, I'm here to practice, I haven't learned enough, and I think of the person who came back. When I looked at the person in front of me, tears flowed in my heart! This will make us brothers live in this family!
"Who is so arrogant that it scares the future star of our Cheng Mansion like this!" Wu Yan teased!
"Wu Yan, I'll know when you wait! Let's go and pick up people first! It's all about to reach the door!" After that, he pulled Wu Yan toward the door!
"Who is this girl? She is so awesome. If she is such a great person in Cheng's house, she will have to see her!" Thinking about it, Wu Yan was going to go out with the brothers!
Come to the gate. Damn Wu Yan shouted in his heart, what a big show. Yama Cheng’s general mobilization! Yama! You two or three years old snot baby is here too! Could it be that the guy who came this time is the reincarnation of the Demon King in the World. Three heads and six arms are not enough. Even this Cheng Yaojin Cheng’s shameless uncle! He also smiled charmingly today!
Hello! One or two of you are going to stretch your neck out of the city gate!
"I'm back! I'm back! The young man is back!" A group of people appeared on the street in the distance!
"Tsk~ Young Master, it turns out that Cheng Yaojin's son is back. What's so great about it... Wait!" Wu Yan looked at the two brothers around him! This is also Cheng Yaojin's biological child! It seems that he has never met this generation! It seems that every time he is synonymous with "little boy" and "little bastard"...! Then why is the show here so big?
Chapter completed!