no, 167 Yuchi Jingde wants explosives
Li Shimin himself blamed himself, but Huang Junming was overjoyed. Li Shimin said this, which proves that there is nothing he has to do in the future. As long as he finishes the things he has at hand, he will be much more idle... < Shuhai Pavilion >-/-< Shuhai Pavilion >-The full text of the advertisement, and it seems that Li Shimin has many problems today, it is difficult to say. All he has to do now is to deal with Yuchi Jingde in the past. As for why he has to use the word "coping"? God knows.
"Your Majesty doesn't have to be like this." Huang Junming said in a stern manner, in fact, he was already happy from the bottom of his heart: "I wonder if your Majesty has anything else?"
"No, no. The rest are trivial matters, I and my beloved friends." Li Shimin waved his hand and said, he had already said it before. Even if there were many questions, he had to hold it in his stomach. If a word was as good as he could, he would not be able to pursue it. Li Shimin didn't have such a thick face to find something else for Huang Junming. Once he said it, it would be a foregone conclusion. Even if he and his ministers didn't do it like he could hear Huang Junming say it directly, he could draw a conclusion directly, but no matter how difficult it is, he must believe in the ministers of the court. (When I wrote this, why did I feel like I was talking about myself?)
Huang Junming nodded gently and said that he knew about it and turned the woodpipe to Yuchi Jingde. Yuchi Jingde also heard what the few people said just now. His expression was a little disgusted. I wonder if he was troubled by Huang Junming, or Huang Junming, or Huang Junming. But in the end he gritted his teeth and decided to trouble Huang Junming. There was no way. Now no one can do this except Huang Junming.
"Immortal Master, that, can you give me some ** bag?" Yuchi Jingde opened his mouth and saw Li Shimin's regretful look. His originally nervous mood became even stronger and he was a little stuttering. "That, it's not interesting. The last time I watched the demonstration by the Immortal Master, that, that, when I went back, I told those who didn't go. It was also a big deal that I drank too much, and they didn't believe it. Then, then, I boasted to them that you would like to demonstrate it to them." Yuchi Jingde was a seven-foot-high black man, and he looked a little awkward when he looked at it.
Before Huang Junming could speak, Li Shimin stood up and kicked Yuchi Jingde's ass: "You old man! Don't you know what is confidential? After drinking some wine, you don't know what to say and what not to say, right? Do you know how much impact the ** bag will be spread?! What should I do if the Turkic people know? I don't know how to say hello! Do you think I don't want to ask the immortal master for the ** bag? I didn't say it! You said it here! Are you angry with me? Is your face a face?" It turns out that Li Shimin's fourth thing was to ask Huang Junming for the ** bag...< Shuhai Pavilion >-/-< Shuhai Pavilion >-Full text of the ad
Yuchi Jingde was scolded by Li Shimin, and buried his head lower. The bag he had to ask for was really just like what Li Shimin said was for his own face. As the saying goes, today's efforts are for the awesomeness he brags about in the past. But Yuchi Jingde is today's shamelessness for the Haikou he boasted in front of others, and the truth is the same.
Huang Junming heard that Li Shimin and Yuchi Jingde both wanted a bag, so he couldn't help but wonder. It was understandable that Yuchi Jingde was asking for a bag, but why did Li Shimin take care of himself and ask for a bag?
"Your Majesty. What do you want to do for a bag?" Huang Junming asked Li Shimin.
Li Shimin was also embarrassed and accidentally said the words. Since he had said it, Li Shimin had to tell the truth to Huang Junming: "Immortal Master, this, that, what I want is not the ** bag, but the way to make that ** bag."
When Huang Junming heard Li Shimin's question, he was even more puzzled: "Your Majesty, didn't I give you the way to make a ** bag?"
"This..." Li Shimin didn't know how to answer, but in fact Huang Junming didn't give it: "Immortal Master. After you demonstrated the ** bag to everyone that day, weren't you going to participate in the case of Jin Chanzi? Later, Jin Chanzi and you went back to the Heavenly Immortal Palace. Before I could ask, I forgot about this during this period. I remembered it only after you left the day before yesterday. So..."
After hearing what Li Shimin said, Huang Junming also remembered that he seemed to have no way to make a ** for Li Shimin as Huang Junming said. He hurriedly said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, this is my negligence. You can wait first and write down the production method of the ** bag and write some practical things by the way." After that, Huang Junming left the powerful group of powerful people and Li Shimin, the emperor, without looking back, dragged his bicycle towards the Centennial Hall.
After about two quarters of an hour, Huang Junming came back panting. He stuffed a manuscript written in Li Shimin's hand with a chapter of Long Feifeng Dance, and then stuffed a small ** bag into Yuchi Jingde's hand, and sat on the ground and started to rest.
Yuchi Jingde naturally lost his face and his shamelessness really saved his face in the circle of old subordinates and veterans, and he couldn't help but hug him tightly.
Li Shimin widened his eyes and identified the handwriting written by Huang Junming one by one. After a long time of slaughter, Li Shimin realized that Huang Junming wrote about the ratio of gunpowder and the ratio of ** bag. He also wrote some other uses below, such as filling a small iron jar with ** and igniting it with his hands, such as burying ** into the ground and drawing mines made of fuses. He read the words Huang Junming wrote briefly, and some of them were not recognized, but he also guessed it clearly. He hurriedly wrote them down, for fear that he would not recognize them after returning to the palace.
After reading the manuscript, Li Shimin turned around and looked at Dao Yuchi Jingde holding Bao Shale, and couldn't help but kick him up again. He said, "I haven't thanked the Immortal Master yet! Let's see how I deal with you when I go back!"
Yuchi Jingde was kicked by Li Shimin, and he also reflected on him. He smiled and smiled and bowed to Huang Junming again and said: "Thank you, Immortal Master, thank you, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, if there is anything to do in the future, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, Immortal Master, I'll leave first! You can continue to talk to the Immortal Master, heh."
"Come back!" Li Shimin shouted to Yuchi Jingde who was about to run out. When Yuchi Jingde turned back with a sad face, Li Shimin said again: "The Immortal Master has given you this bag, but be careful when you use it, don't let me hear any injuries and bleeding, and let a small number of people know. If you really hear the story of this bag, be careful that I will cut your dog's head."
"That's nature, that's nature." Yuchi Jingde nodded quickly and responded. Yuchi Jingde still knew the interests of this.
Li Shimin seemed too lazy to go down with a fool like Yuchi Jingde. He kicked Yuchi Jingde again, but this time he was avoided by Yuchi Jingde, who had already prepared. Seeing that he didn't kick, Li Shimin had to add, "Get out quickly!" After all, the emperor should pay attention to his image, right?
When Yuchi Jingde ran away, Li Shimin didn't know what to do, so he had to communicate with Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui, then walked to Huang Junming and said, "Today~~-I thanked the Immortal Master for this matter. I don't know what the Immortal Master needs, I will definitely be satisfied."
When Huang Junming heard this, he raised his eyes and said, "Your Majesty, I really have no need. If you want to say something, please ask Your Majesty to give me two days off. I have been busy these days, but I feel dizzy."
"Immortal Master, I can't help you with this matter. What I say doesn't count." Li Shimin said helplessly: "If you want to say that the biggest thing in this Tianxian Palace is you, Immortal Master. If you don't want to rest, I will not care about you if I say I'll give you a holiday." Li Shimin seemed to be in a good mood, and actually joked with Huang Junming.
Yes, why did I ask for leave from Li Shimin? Isn’t it your own decision? Huang Junming thought to himself. “Your Majesty, what are the activities in Chang'an City in the near future? I plan to take a walk.”
"It's an activity!" Li Shimin pondered: "There is really one. I have participated in the Double Ninth Festival poetry meeting every time I was the emperor. It's very lively. Why not just go there to see the immortal master?"
"Oh? Poetry Club?" Huang Junming couldn't help but become interested. Everyone may know what kind of dynasty the Tang Dynasty was. The Tang Dynasty was a poet and a poetry dynasty. Although he was a Taoist priest, he was not immune to the vulgarity. The last poetry meeting was made by the Zheng boy, and he must participate this time. Feel the poetry talent of the Tang people.
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