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Chapter six hundred and nineteenth skinny fat white face

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Chapter 619: Slim, fat, white-faced

Although it was not yet time for the flowers to bloom, at least the willows were already green. The fork of the Wei River bank flowed south towards Chang'an City. On both sides of the canal, the two neat rows of weeping willows planted at the beginning had sprouted. The more unwelcome things, the easier it was to feed them. After seventy miles from Chang'an City to here, no one took care of them. Most of them lived. Occasionally, a few died before they grew up, and they were also broken by the naughty boy from unknown family and rode as horses.

A layer of new green appeared on the ground on both sides of the river bank, which made people feel translucent and comfortable. I don’t know whose courageous shepherd boy rode an old ox and picked willow branches to make willow flutes under a weeping willow tree, and looked at the huge fleet in the distance from time to time. In the eyes of the young man, the fleet was as ferocious as a beast in the wilderness, but he still wanted to get closer and see clearly.

The Ranger galloped past him on a tall horse. The dust that stirred up made him frown and then spit a few bites of the broken soil that flew into his mouth. He didn't know where these extremely powerful soldiers came from, but he envied the refined armor on the soldiers. He couldn't help but think that if he grew up, he would definitely join the army, so he would not have to worry about food and clothing and riding such beautiful horses and running wildly.

The huge warships were anchored along the river, and from a distance they looked like a huge city that rose up overnight. They were just less fireworks and more cold and solemn.

He didn't dare to get closer, because before he went out, his parents told him that the soldiers were all demons who killed people without blinking. If he got too close, a rain of arrows came over, let alone his little man, even the thick-skinned old ox would not want to survive.

He felt that it was safe to observe the big ships at this distance, but he didn't know that he had already entered the range of the archers. But how could the elite archers on the big ship attack a little baby like him? His fearful and curious look made the soldiers feel fun to watch.

"Aren't you afraid that they will catch you and sell it?"

At some point, a handsome young man in a black robe appeared beside the Shepherd boy. The Shepherd boy was shocked and said, "Why did this person get to him?" He subconsciously shrank back his body and clenched the wooden sword made by his grandfather by his waist.

The young man in black robe was extremely beautiful, especially the white teeth exposed when he smiled, which made people like him even more. It was because he didn't look like a villain, but like a god, so the shepherd boy was afraid and then he returned to his peace.

"How did you come to me?"

After the shepherd boy asked this question curiously, he realized that there were two beautiful sisters like fairies not far away. One was wearing a lilac dress and the other was wearing a goose yellow dress. It looked like neither of them looked like the world. No matter how you look at it, it was a legendary god who would fly in the sky with clouds.

"I flew over."

The man in black robe pointed to the sky and said, "I came to the world to check the people's sentiments and see if the people are still suffering."

"Who is the Jade Emperor?"

The child asked in confusion.

The man in black robe smiled and said, "It is the emperor in heaven, much bigger than the emperor on earth."

"There is really an emperor in heaven?"

"real."

"What if you see the people still suffering?"

"Then would you like to capture the emperor in the world and spank him?"

"ah?"

The shepherd boy was shocked and thought that this man was too brave. He couldn't even touch the tiger's butt, let alone the emperor's? He looked at the two beautiful sisters in the distance, and then looked at the handsome man in front of him. He thought that these three people looked very compatible, but who was his wife? Are they wearing purple clothes or goose yellow clothes? With such a sign, wouldn't the children born from a child be so beautiful that they make people jealous?

The little boy was actually confused about this kind of problem.

"Then what are you looking for me?"

The shepherd boy asked.

The man in black robe smiled and said, "The Jade Emperor asked me to ask, what kind of emperor do you people like?"

"It will make me full, ten days...no...it will be good to have a meal of meat every half month. It is the kind of food that can be eaten with great energy. Then I have new clothes to wear during the Chinese New Year...it would be even better if I could go to the countryside to study."

"It's that simple?"

“Is this simple?”

The shepherd boy looked at the man in black robe in front of him like an idiot and said sarcastically: "I have this idea alone. There are more than thirty children in our village, so I am afraid that the adults have more ideas than me. There are hundreds of people in the village, that is, how much food, how much cloth and how much meat can they satisfy. If the people in the world think like me, then how much food, how much cloth and how much meat do they have to be?"

The man in black robe was stunned, then nodded and exclaimed: "It's very good to say. I didn't expect that you could think of these things at a young age. It's not easy."

He took out a piece of gold from his arms and handed it to the boy and said, "This thing can allow you to have meat and new clothes this year, and it is enough to go to the countryside to study."

The shepherd boy didn't dare to answer, so hesitated and asked, "What should I exchange for you? If you are interested in my old ox, I will never agree. My family is still counting on it to open the fields."

"Nothing is changed, what you said just now is enough."

The man in black robe smiled and asked, "What's your name?"

"My name is Feng Yuanyi."

After taking the golden turtle, the child raised his jaw and said proudly: "My family has also been a high-ranking official, so I naturally learned more than others since childhood."

The man in black robe was stunned and thought to himself that it was him.

He smiled, rubbed the child's head and said, "Go home, don't take out this piece of gold at will. If your family encounters difficulties that cannot be overcome in the future, you should sell you for money and then take it out for your parents. A man always needs to pee while standing. If you can still pee while standing at the age of fourteen, come to me. I'll let you eat meat every day, I promise."

The shepherd boy didn't understand, but defended his parents: "Why are my parents willing to sell me? Even if I sell this old ox, I won't sell me. Then he said proudly: "Pee, no one in the village is my opponent, I can pee so high!"

He reached out and gestured at the height.

"Ha ha!"

The man in black robe smiled and said, "Go home, maybe we will meet again. Then I will let you stand in a very high place and pee farther than anyone else."

“Where is it?”

“In rights.”

...

...

The little shepherd boy Feng Yuanyi naturally didn't know how big the opportunity he had encountered, and what he didn't know was that a person's little favor changed his life with just one word. Although the man in his eyes was not a qualified god, he decided to listen to that guy's gold. If one day the family really lacks money, he would take it out, and then his parents would be very happy.

Life experience is so wonderful. Who knows that this encounter has lost the most famous eunuch in history and the other prime minister who has never appeared in history books?

Ye Huaixue walked slowly to Li Xian, looked at the boy's back and smiled, "You seem to be in a very good mood today, and you have the intention to say so much to a child."

Li Xian shook his head and said, "I was in a bad mood, but after meeting this child, I got much better... My luck has been getting better recently. I really didn't expect to meet one or two wonderful people casually. This child will have a great future in the future, and maybe he will be famous in history."

"You can see photos?"

Zhang Xiaodi walked over and looked disbelieving: "Brother Anzhi really thinks he is a god?"

"I am not a god, but I may be the person closest to a god in this world."

Li Xian smiled, not explaining anything.

"Brother Anzhi, when will I bring my aunt back?"

Zhang Xiaodi asked.

"It won't take long, and it won't last more than ten days at the latest."

Li Xian smiled and looked at Zhang Xiaodi and said seriously: "But before I took my aunt back, I went to Chang'an City to find that fat man. I dared to deceive my aunt into the East Palace under my name. Although Li Jiancheng would never touch his aunt easily, even the Emperor of Tang would treat her as a guest of honor. But the fat man did this too much, and he should be punished if he was executed first and then reported this kind of thing."

"He did this to be more confident and successful. I think as long as he expressed his purpose, Hong Buddha would not refuse anyway. It would be normal to follow him to the East Palace."

Ye Huaixue advised.

She and Hongfu and Zhang Wancheng were old acquaintances. Although they were a few years younger than Zhang Wancheng, she still felt a little resistant when she asked her to call her aunt with Li Xian and Zhang Xiaodi.

"It's still not possible."

Li Xianji said seriously: "If you use my relatives as a bet, you can't forgive such things no matter what. Don't worry, I can't bear to kill him. He is a guy who is more interesting than Wang Qinian. But he still has to have some hardships to make him have a long memory. Who knows if he uses it next time?

"Anzhi..."

Ye Huaixue looked at Li Xian with a calm face and hesitated for a while and asked, "Are you really planning to enter Chang'an City? I still feel that it's too risky. If Li Yuan had some dirty thoughts, it would be meaningless to bring only 500 cavalry into the city. If Zhang Dajia and General Daxi were there, they would never agree. I think if the military advisor knew it, he would not agree. There is really no need to go into the city."

“Always go.”

Li Xian stood on the river bank with his hands behind his back and looked at the distance and said seriously: "I have planned for so long to enter Chang'an City, and so many people have prepared for me for so long. If I still can't guarantee safety when I enter the city, then don't say that my subordinates are too incompetent, even if I seem too incompetent."

He looked back at Ye Huaixiu and said, "Chang'an City must be gone, and the play must be performed. It is impossible for a peaceful evolution to be in no way dangerous, and it is often more magnificent."

"In addition... since it's meaningless to bring five hundred cavalry, I won't bring the five hundred cavalry anymore. The blue shirt of the Daowei Camp picked sixty to follow me, and then brought Wu Yunzhao with me. Isn't there a thin man in the city, a fat man, and a white-faced man? Besides, the man in the deepest part was useless last time. If there was any danger, he could get rid of danger. Don't worry..."

Li Xian smiled and said, "You care about my life, I may care more than you. I have been afraid of death since I was a child, and I am still afraid of death now... Since I slapped to death, there are naturally many ways to save my life."

Ye Huaixue was silent, and Zhang Xiaodi was silent too.

In Chang'an City, a thin man, a fat man, and a white-faced man sat together, looked at each other, and then smiled bitterly at the same time.

"The lord really wants to enter the city?"

Wang Qinian, who is as thin as a bamboo pole and as vulgar as Nezha animation version, nodded and looked at the questioning white face and said seriously: "Do you think I am interested in making up such a lie? The lord goes to the city. If there is any inappropriate thing, we three will die. Don't give up. You two should be careful... One has been in Chang'an for half a year, and the other has been in Chang'an for nearly three years. I have only been here for less than ten days. You two will die first."

"Why did you forget that there is another person in the palace who has been here for more than a year?"

The white-faced Wu Bushan frowned and said.

"he?"

The fat man couldn't help but shivered and said, "Everyone said you look like a white-faced Cao Cao, but in my opinion, you are simply a cute little cat. That guy is so cloudy, I feel cold when I get close to him."

"And people are you really afraid of?"

Wu Bushan sarcastically said.

When the fat man Wan Yulou heard this, he suddenly turned a frown: "I've been offended. How do you think the lord will punish me?"

"Cut it, the lord has always had the urge to cut someone once. The lord once said several times that Yang Guang had a literary shop at first, and later there was a Yu Xiaolou who was full of a cow-slut. In the future, I would make one myself and take it with me, preferably a fat man."

Wang Qinian said very seriously.

"General Wang, you are so vicious!"

Wan Yulou said with a sad face: "You must have filled in the last sentence."

Wang Qinian chuckled and said, "Don't worry, I will suggest this to my lord."

The fat man gritted his teeth and suddenly sat up straight and said seriously: "I plan to become a monk and serve as a nun. You must come to my nunnery more often in the future to burn incense."

"Where are you like a nun?"

The fat man stood up and said in grief: "You are so bullying. You are so fucking cut, so why don't I beg me to reunite with my sisters?"

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