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Chapter 5 Zhang San is a big horse thief

Update time: 2012-03-26

"I'm going to run away?"

Li Xian asked as he looked at the uncles and uncles of the horse thief who were packing things.

Chen Que'er patted Li Xian on the shoulder and said, "If you get the advantage, don't you run away. Are you still waiting for the Tiger Ben Cavalry to kill this village? Just a few dozen people are not enough for the squadrons to shoot in a row. One-on-one or even one-on-five, who have the men of Tiefutu have ever been submissive? If you have one-on-one, you should run away."

Li Xian curled his lips and thought to himself that I only fought for forty yesterday. However, he knew what Chen Que'er meant, and knew that these men were much stronger than him, and even more so that the number of cavalrymen was more than a thousand. Tiefutu had only a few more than sixty people, and he could not stop the group charge of the cavalry in any case.

Chen Que'er is a young man, a young man sixteen years older than Li Xian. He is shirtless and reveals a strong tendon. He has a very good figure, with a lot of chest muscles and abdominal muscles. Especially the six angular abdominal muscles, which really makes Li Xian very jealous. Every time he sees the six muscles in Chen Que'er's belly, Li Xian wants to draw a little turtle on it. Chen Que'er has a very good figure, but she doesn't look beautiful.

On his body, seven crisscrossing scars, as ugly as crawling earthworms, were shocking. Looking at these scars, Li Xian would remember the past when he was only one year old nine years ago, when Chen Que'er held him and rushed out of a bloody road under the siege of dozens of officials. Chen Que'er had never told Li Xian about the origin of these scars, and he did not think that a baby who was only one year old would remember that night. He didn't say it, but Li Xian remembered it in his heart.

Seven swords, each sword is deep and visible. Li Xian silently told himself that one day when he stood in front of that person, he would send the seven swords back to vent his anger for Chen Que'er one hundred.

"Brother Bird, where are we going this time?"

Li Xian asked while sitting on a bench that was not much shorter than him, shaking his feet.

"The eldest brother said he wanted to go to Yuyang County to mow the grass. The Xi people are more presumptuous recently."

Mowing grass means killing people.

The grassland people ran to the Great Sui Dynasty to serve as herd slaves, and they called them Grass Valley. Chen Quer said that mowing grass means cutting off those who mowing grass Valley.

"Yuyang County..."

Li Xian sighed and said, "Is it the smallest county in our Sui Dynasty? It's just one county under his rule, and there are only a few people. It's hard for us to be famous there."

Chen Que'er rubbed Li Xian's hair hard and said, "What an older person, don't talk so old-fashioned all day!"

Li Xian is actually not used to this kind of intimate behavior because he doesn't think he is a little kid who should be rubbed by someone's head. But there is no way. He is not as strong as Chen Que'er, so of course he can only be bullied. Although in Chen Que'er's opinion, this is definitely not bullying Li Xian, it does not prevent Li Xian from cursing Chen Que'er in his heart.

"Brother Bird, should we go together this time, or should we go separately like last time?"

Li Xian asked with a frown.

He reached out to sort out his hair, and restored his long hair that was jealous of girls to restore straightness. Li Xian has been very awkwardly insisting that his clothes can be dirty and his feet can not be washed for three days, but his hair must be kept clean and dry. This quirk has always been ridiculed by everyone, saying that he was reincarnated as a daughter. Every time everyone said this, Li Xian would proudly take out the bird with feathers and piss proudly, which made everyone laugh, and then everyone began to sarcastically talk about his bird that there was an earthworm there.

Li Xian was always very angry at this time. Damn it just depends on the size of this thing, but it still depends on the appearance? Does the hole that peeing requires big eyes and double eyelids to be beautiful?

"Why don't you ask your grandfather?"

Chen Que'er tied the package to the Botta squid and said with a smile. This Botta squid is his beloved horse, a horse he loves more than a woman. When he went to kill the Turks, Chen Que'er rode the plate of the Botta squid.

"Ask him? When he wakes up, he should leave. He only knows that the bad alcoholic who drinks can't get drunk even if he drinks much."

Chen Que'er laughed and said, "Don't say that to you, Grandpa. If he hears it, he will beat your butt to pieces!"

Li Xian spread his hands and said, "You know, my butt has been healthy since I was six years old. I wouldn't say bad things about him if he wasn't drunk, and he would definitely not be able to catch me if he was drunk. When he woke up, he forgot what I said to him."

Chen Que'er smiled and said, "You are smart! I don't know how to go. When did the elder brother set the route before he set out?"

Li Xian curled his lips and said, "Every time I change countless routes, and every time I'm tired, I can't even open my eyelids."

Chen Queer said: "There is no doubt that the route is the most correct every time."

"Brother Bird, I heard that he left a living mouth?"

Li Xian suddenly asked seriously.

"How could my grandfather be kind? If he didn't leave a living, Luo Manzi might not know that it was ours, and there was no need for us to stay safe and run away again."

"There are two girls, one lady and one maid. Together, they may not be as old as me. Those who should be killed will kill, but those girls are those who take the opportunity to experience the prosperity and beauty of the Central Plains. They are still young and have no guilt, so we can't kill them. We have never done this before. Besides, even if we don't leave a living, wouldn't Luo Manzi know that we did it? In this radius of hundreds of miles, who dares not give him face to Manzi Luo. In this radius of hundreds of miles, the eldest brother is the only one who regards Manzi Luo as a pool of shit. Manzi Luo is not stupid - bullshit!"

"You were wrong!"

A strong man who was a little taller than Chen Que'er happened to come over. After hearing Chen Que'er's words, he said seriously: "First, in the eyes of the elder brother, Luo Manzi is not even as good as a pool of shit. Second, Luo Manzi is indeed a fool."

The most proud thing about Li Xian was to teach Tiefutu the correct usage of the word "silly" - vein.

"Brother Hu Nu!"

Li Xian screamed in a very well-behaved manner.

This strong man is called Fuhunu, and he can be said to be one of the three most capable people in this group of horse thieves. Even Chen Que'er is not his opponent. It is said that he once killed all directions on the territory of the Khitans and killed more than 40 Khitan warriors by himself. Then he snatched a Botawu from a royal family of Khitans, and then came back with a domineering ride for thousands of miles. The reason why he did such a mighty thing was because he lost to Chen Que'er on the bet, and the bet was a Botawu. That day...

...The two of them got drunk in Youzhou City. When they were shopping in the brothel, a famous woman happened to bet on the sign and picked up the first time she picked up the customer. The two bet on whether the woman was a white tiger or a white tiger. Fuhunu said yes, Chen Queer said no, so the two went upstairs to throw the chubby guy who was lying on the woman's body from the second floor, then took off the woman's legs and studied it. In fact, Fuhunu lost very unfairly because the two of them searched for him and found a slightly curly little grass.

Fuhunu is a real man and is willing to accept the loss of bets.

The poor woman was turned over by two drunk guys to check. The most secret part was touched by the big hands of the two gangsters dozens of times. What made her most unbearable was that these two guys who looked quite pleasant actually left after seeing it, touching it all. The gangster was very incomplete.

Isn't it that unattractive?

She gritted her teeth and cursed that the two alcoholics must be virgins, and they will have to be virgins for the rest of their lives.

"You boy, don't behave yourself!"

Fu Hunu stared at Li Xian and cursed: "Say! Did you throw stones into the toilet last time?"

Li Xian said seriously and sincerely: "I promise, Brother Hu Nu, it must be not me."

"Who do you think it is?"

"It's my grandfather. If you don't believe me, go and ask him!"

Li Xian raised his two fingers and sweared, then muttered in a very low voice: "But I found the stone."

"Bastard boy! Do you dare to talk nonsense? I will smash your ass if I believe it or not?"

The strong one looks like a rhino, the strong one looks like a tiger, and the tall one looks like a mountain. Zhang Zhongjian stared at a pair of tigers and scolded hatefully: "I just said that you will always be the one who betrayed me!"

Li Xian smiled and looked at Fuhunu.

Fu Hunu was surprised and then resentful: "Brother! Is it you?"

"Of course... no! Do you think I can do such dirty things? I will do the naughty things that only children will do? Huslave, your elder brother will never throw stones into the pit."

Fu Hunu thought for a while and said, "Brother said so."

Zhang Zhongjian quickly changed the topic and said, "After packing, we will leave, rest in Yupaizigou for dinner. We will arrive in Wuzhong County for three days, and then find a place to settle down."

"Leave it apart?"

Chen Quer asked.

Zhang Zhongjian waved his hand and said, "Don't separate it! There is only a road of less than 300 miles apart, so there is no need to separate it. Besides, if Luo Manzi knew the appearance, he would not have taken action!"

"If you don't do it, why are we running away?"

Fuhunu asked.

Zhang Zhongjian glanced at the bulging chest muscles of the Hunu and cursed: "You are a fool with a big breast! If we don't leave, he will definitely come! If we leave, he will have an explanation to the Turks. If we don't leave, he will also have an explanation to the Turks. Which explanation is better for you?"

Fu Hunu was too lazy to think: "Whatever the elder brother said is what he said."

Zhang Zhongjian was too lazy to pay attention to him. After looking at everyone, he ordered: "Leave all the useless things, Xiao Liuzi, why are you still tied to the horse with your broken bench? We will leave! The most famous thing in Yupaizigou is that there is a blind bear. I haven't hunted a few times. We will try to eat the bear's paw before we leave!"

The group laughed and got on all the tall horses, and the agile horse thief sang a song and rushed out to the northeast.

Everyone rested in Yupaizigou for a night and hunted the blind bear who often came out to harm people as they wished, and continued to set off on the road the next morning. Three days later, this team that looked like nothing was dusty and arrived under the rule of Yuyang County. No one expected that this trip would take five years, with more than sixty heroic horse thieves, and when they returned to Zhuo County five years later, there were only eighteen people left.

Youzhou

A man dressed in a lieutenant saluted the middle-aged man in brocade behind the desk and said, "Report to the general, when he was in charge, everyone... ran away."

The man in brocade robe who was reading a book raised his head and glanced at the captain, then nodded and said, "I understand, you go out."

The captain took a step back and asked nervously: "Do you want to send troops to intercept?"

The middle-aged man frowned and said, "You can chase after it yourself, but you can only walk."

The captain lowered his head awkwardly and bowed and retreated. The man in the brocade robe put down the book. After a moment of silence, he suddenly laughed. He said to himself: "Zhang San, you foolish guy finally didn't make you stubborn or stupid this time."
Chapter completed!
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