Chapter 64. Brush Existence
The Three Kings offer treasures, and now two of them have given their treasures. It is the last one - Fatty Zhu.
Before taking out the treasure, Zhu Jianguo approached Lin Yi and said, "Brother, please stay away from me!"
You're very welcome, it seems that Lin Yi is a plague or virus.
There was no way. I just frightened Fatty Zhu. Liu Manjiang and Ma Dongcheng were their lessons. Fatty Zhu believed that Lin Yi was the legendary disaster star. If he was close to him, he would bring disaster to him.
In short, even if Lin Yi is not a disaster star, he is definitely not a "mascot" in the eyes of many people at this moment, so the farther away, the better.
Fatty Zhu's proposal hit Lin Yi's thoughts. To be honest, he was really annoyed and then showed off on such occasions. As the saying goes, if he shoots the first bird, he doesn't know if he will be shot by someone if he makes too many moves.
Be careful of being alone, be careful of being alone.
Lin Yi has the principle of being cautious and stay away from fat people. Anyway, the treasures offered by the fat people this time are eight or nine of them, and Lin Yi is not good at participating or not.
Seeing Lin Yi being far away from him, Fatty Zhu turned around with satisfaction, bowed to everyone like selling big pills on the street, and said with a fat face: "Everyone, I'll show off my ugly face next, brothers, I'll show off my ugly things. Yes, everyone knows what I'm playing. Yes, jade is my specialty, and I have a lot of good jades with good quality and water. However, the treasure I want to offer this time is not jade antiques, but a painting I have recently received. To be precise, a masterpiece I have received, my wife, take out the treasure!"
With these few shouts from Fatty Zhu, Tang Ling, who had been following him, had picked up a scroll painting.
Before the scroll painting was opened, Fatty Zhu first smiled and boasted: "It's not me, Fatty Zhu, is talking big here. I'm not as good as Lao Liu, I'm not as good as Lao Yang, and I'm not as good as Lao Ma when it comes to playing tea. However, in terms of antique jade and famous calligraphy and paintings, I'm the first in the thirteen counties and cities around me, but no one dares to say second!" As he said that, he patted his belly, gave him a thumbs up, and looked super hungry.
"When I talk about my painting, it has a history. Although it is not as magical as Lao Ma's old tea pot. It can be struck by thunder in the ground. It has gone through twists and turns before it falls into my hands." Fatty Zhu obviously has a good eloquence, and his skills in telling stories and fooling people are comparable to Lao Ma. At least it has not started yet, and his momentum is already full of momentum.
"That's right, three months ago, I got the news to go to Luoyang to collect a batch of old goods. The family lived in an old alley in Luoyang City. It was rainy and the sky was dark and the road was slippery. The surroundings were full of dogs... The more I walked into the alley, the darker it became. The dog said, "It's been so old, there's not even a street light, and it's also the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties. I'm so angry that I walked in the dark. Finally, I saw an old house, just like that kind of old brick and tile house, which was in a mess. I really doubt if anyone lives there."
"When I arrived at the door of the house, I knocked on the door. An old woman came out and asked me what I was doing. I said I called to receive the goods. The old woman looked at me a few times, as if she was thief-proof. Fortunately, I was fat and festive, so I let me go in. After entering, the old woman took something out of the house, the size of a fist, wrapped in three layers inside and three layers outside. Seeing that the people were packing so carefully, my heart thumped, thinking that there would be something good. When I opened it, I was dizzy, just a piece of beautiful jade pendant carved into blessings and longevity! It was the kind of thing hanging around my neck to play with children and to suppress disasters and pray for them."
"Xiuyu knows that the cheapest product is small in hardness and can be carved with a knife. It is also called nephrite. As long as you go to the stalls selling jade, you will definitely ask a lot of Xiuyu. It's a bargain price and a big street. I was extremely disappointed, but who are we? We don't steal or rob, and we are kind-hearted. If we say that, we took it out, we ran over from afar, and we couldn't let the old lady down. We didn't lose her heart, and we went back empty-handed.
-So I looked at the jade carefully, it was considered a small antique. During the Republic of China period, the old woman also said that it was passed down by her ancestors and grandfather, and the age was only in the Republic of China. I saw that this jade was an old man, so I could collect it if I could. It was also considered helping people. So I asked for the price. Who knew that the other party would ask for 10,000 yuan if he asked for this kind of jade pendant. He threw it on the street and gave it to anyone, and he still had to 10,000 yuan, unless I was crazy!"
"Of course, I just said that we are kind-hearted people. We can't just say this kind of grass egg to the old lady directly. We had to tell her very tactfully that this kind of treasure is too expensive and we can't afford it. Let her hide it and wait for someone who is destined to be!" The fat man spitted and spoke vividly, humorously, which made people laugh.
"When the old woman saw that I didn't accept it, she said with a bitter face, "What should I do if I can't wait for someone who is destined to be, I will say, then continue to pass it on, first pass it to her son, then to her grandson, and finally, the children and grandchildren are endless... I promise that in another hundred years, this piece of jade will be sold for 10,000 yuan, even a hundred thousand yuan is possible!"
"As far as you say, the old woman should be smarter, and she should have understood it long ago, but she had a very personality. She suddenly asked, how much money did you bring with you? I was stunned and thought, what happened? I didn't let you go if you don't buy something today, and you are going to rob it? You are an old woman, you are no match for me. If you lie on the ground without moving, I will just slim down... But I still said casually, only five thousand. I didn't expect that when the old woman heard this, she slapped her thighs suddenly, and her actions scared me
It's a big deal, why, should I sell that piece of jade to me at half price? If you sell it, will I buy it? Just as I was thinking about it, the old woman tiptoed and took out something from the house... Okay, when I said this, everyone should understand that that thing is this old painting, I spent 5,000 to collect it. You said I can pick up the bargain or take advantage of it. In short, this painting is definitely a treasure. In my eyes, it is absolutely worth millions! Now, look at it---"
When the fat man finished speaking, he saw him stepping on his feet and shaking his hands, and spreading the painting very quickly---
Suddenly, a colorful tiger was about to emerge!
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Not far away, Lin Yi was very consciously away from Fatty Zhu, and brought a cup of leftover tea and pretended to taste it. At first, he thought that Fatty Zhu would offer some antique jade artifacts, but unexpectedly it was calligraphy and painting. With curiosity, he couldn't help but prick up his ears.
At this time, Fatty Zhu showed off the photo of "The Tiger Down the Mountain". As expected, everyone was scared by the lifelike and colorful tiger on the painting.
Fatty Zhu held his chest and raised his belly, and his aura was like a rainbow. He held the tiger picture, as if he was holding a thousand miles of rivers and mountains, slowly walking past everyone.
"I saw it clearly, and everyone opened their eyes wide and saw it clearly. This is an absolute treasure, the picture of the famous painter Liu Jijun's tiger going down the mountain!"
"Ahem!" But someone was choking by the tea.
Fatty Zhu, who was so imposing, turned his head and was very upset. Someone interrupted at this time. When he saw that it was no one else, it turned out to be Lin Yi.
Damn, this kid has been driven to grandma's house, so far away, why are you still deliberately looking for trouble? Coughing and finding a sense of existence? Or do you think I'm talking nonsense and joking like a clown?
Fatty Zhu looked at Lin Yi with a bad look, and his small eyes looked at Lin Yi unhappily. Lin Yi pointed at his mouth and pointed at the tea, "This water has choked."
Chapter completed!