Chapter 5 Killing a Man in Three Steps
In the middle of the night, the person who should sleep has fallen asleep, while the person who should wake up is still awake.
The palace lanterns sway under the eaves on a rainy night, and the dim light illuminates the old trees with all the branches and leaves in front of the courtyard.
The man and woman holding oil paper umbrellas climbed over the palace wall side by side and returned to the quiet Fuyan Palace. Her steps were very light, so as not to wake up the sleeping palace maids and get up to serve others.
When Jiang Yi was in the palace, she went out for private visits and rarely went shopping. Now she has a boyfriend with her, and she can't stop walking while walking. She bought all the rouge, water powder, jewelry and clothes from her hometown. If Zuo Lingquan hadn't brought Linglong Pavilion, she would probably not have finished it.
Tuanzi originally went out to walk the birds, but it turned out to be very good. She looked at the colorful clothes and jewelry all night and couldn't eat any hot food. At this time, she was so sleepy that she lay on Jiang Yi's shoulders and turned into a flat dumpling.
Jiang Yi was very interested, so she returned to her bedroom and began to question her again;
"Zuo Lingquan, do you honestly tell me how many times have you been to Xianzhizhai? What have you bought?"
When the two were choosing bellybands on the second floor of Xianzhizhai, the boss lady kept negotiating with Jiang Yi, and Zuo Lingquan drank tea and kneaded the dumplings; although the boss lady was very conservative, there were still many imaginative hints.
Jiang Yi is already a woman, so she naturally understands some of the words. She feels that Zuo Lingquan must have dealt with the boss's wife a lot in the past, so she starts asking questions after going out.
Zuo Lingquan replied to this: "I bought some bellybands and rouge before, and I haven't visited them a few times. Most of the messy things were bought by my fifth brother. I'm just a sucker for the money."
"Zuo Yunting bought most of them, but there are still some messes that you bought?"
“…”
Zuo Lingquan spread his hands slightly, but he couldn't say it, so he was ready to gaggle.
Jiang Yi hurriedly avoided, snatched Linglong Pavilion, looked at Zuo Lingquan who was standing in the bedroom and was not ready to leave, and frowned:
"I'm going to rest, why are you still standing here?"
Tuanzi said listlessly, probably saying: "Let's rest with you."
Zuo Lingquan also said that. He turned around and threw the dumpling into the rainy night: "Go and find Jingyan", and then closed the door.
"grumble?!"
Tuanzi looked at the closed hall door in disbelief and felt that the whole world had turned gray and white.
Jiang Yi's bedroom has not been inhabited for half a year, but the palace servants cleaned it day and night, which was very tidy, and it was no different from when they left.
Leng Zhu had just prepared it. A gilt incense burner was placed on the table in front of the carved soft couch, with elegant sandalwood burning inside, and two books that Jiang Yi liked to read in the past were placed next to it. There were bead curtains hanging on the inside, and behind the curtain was a golden nanmu-style rack bed, which was very large in size. There were also folded towels and tea on the desk outside the bed. It should have been prepared for the princess. When she was tired of working hard at night, she could wipe off the water stains and quench her thirst to avoid disturbing her mood.
The bedroom was very quiet. Qingwan and Jingyan lived in the side hall, and there was no movement here. Leng Zhu also thoughtfully drove away all the palace maids around him, and there was no noise except the sound of rain.
As the hall gate closed, Jiang Yi's originally relaxed mood became a little nervous again; she and Zuo Lingquan had only three or four times combined. Although she had experienced the wonderfulness, she had not adapted rationally yet.
Seeing Zuo Lingquan's actions, Jiang Yi knew that she would inevitably be seriously abused later. She pursed her lips and said proudly: "Forget it if you don't leave, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." She walked silently into the bathhouse in the side room and started to wash herself.
Zuo Lingquan originally wanted to fulfill his duties as a prince consort, help him to loosen his clothes and wash his waist and rub his back, but unfortunately, Jiang Yi loved his subordinates very much and did not want him to be so tired, so he drove him out.
Zuo Lingquan sat down on the soft couch, looked at the ancient chivalrous miscellaneous books, and spoke:
"Princess, remember to change the newly bought clothes today."
Jiang Yi was taking a shower and changing clothes, and was about to wear the bellyband she just bought today, but Zuo Lingquan deliberately asked, so she naturally couldn't obey and snorted lightly:
"You think beautifully, let Tang Jingyan wear it."
"That's right, then I'll take it over now and let Huan'er try..."
"You dare!"
"hehe……"
Jiang Yi knew Zuo Lingquan was teasing her, but she was a little angry. She looked down at her plump and plump bun, hesitated for a moment and asked:
"Zuo Lingquan, do you think Tang Jingwen looks better than me?"
Jingyan is larger in scale and can make the fat-headed fish fatter. In theory, the impact is stronger, but Jiang Yi is actually not small, just a bit autistic compared to Qingwan.
Zuo Lingquan thought they were all good-looking, and he smiled and said:
"Whether the clothes look good depends on your figure. Old Ancestor Shangguan is about the same height as me. If you wear Jingyan's skirt, half of your calves will be exposed. No matter how beautiful the clothes are, they will not look good. The clothes the princess bought today match the princess' figure, so it must be that you look good in the dress; the same is true for Jingyan, and this cannot be compared."
Jiang Yi just wanted to hear the man say 'You look better in clothes'. Zuo Lingquan was straight and serious in reasoning. She lost interest in listening. After thinking about it, she said:
"By the way, how do you know the size of the Empress Dowager?"
"Didn't you say that I have been practicing sword since I was a child, and my eyesight is not bad at all. You can tell with a glance."
"You are staring at the concubine's breasts?"
"How could it be? I just saw the realm of the Concubine, and I knew it at that time, and I wouldn't kill me."
“That’s right…”
...
The two chatted for a while, Jiang Yi finished washing and walked out of the side room.
Zuo Lingquan also went in to wash, and when he came out, Jiang Yi was already sitting on the soft couch. She was wearing a red nightgown, her waist was tied with a phoenix-patterned ribbon, and her long black hair was scattered on her back, and her cheeks were a little moist.
Jiang Yi held the book in her hand, flipping it absent-mindedly, her legs bent and stacked on the couch, and her white barefoot appeared under her skirt. She arched slightly as Zuo Lingquan came out, but her expression was unresponsive.
Zuo Lingquan walked up to him and saw that Jiang Yi didn't know that she had entered the house and went up the kang. She asked with a smile:
"By the way, what does the 'three-step killing man' mean by the boss of Xianzhizhai today?"
The female shopkeeper just secretly told Jiang Yi about these very private topics.
Jiang Yi looked at the book, hesitated for a moment, and then said calmly:
"It's not interesting, I just told a joke. Well... the first step is to sit down. The second step is to untie the belt..."
Zuo Lingquan raised his hand to interrupt Jiang Yi, sat on the coffee table, looking at the beautiful beauty in front of him:
"I can't understand it just by talking. The princess won't demonstrate it. I can see if I can cut me under my crotch?"
This is a bit vulgar.
Jiang Yi'er frowned slightly and wanted to scold Zuo Lingquan. But the more she is now, the more bullying she will be, the more she will be. I still won't be angry if I think about it.
Under Zuo Lingquan's expectant gaze, Jiang Yi sighed softly, sat up, posing in a very elegant side-sitting position, unbuttoned the strap around her waist, and pinched the collar with both hands:
"That's it, then the third step: open the collar to show the man, and the man will follow his advice. It's just a gimmick of selling things, and it's not true."
Zuo Lingquan raised his eyebrows: "Try not to open it?"
“…”
No matter how calm Jiang Yi was, her face couldn't help but blush, and she was a little hesitant.
"Why would I help the princess?"
“…”
Jiang Yi knew that she couldn't hide, and they were justified, but there was nothing to hide. She pursed her lips and slowly opened the collar she was holding.
Under the candlelight, as the fiery red nightgown opened, the red shirt under the snow-white neck appeared.
Unlike the previous Huajianli, Jiang Yi's body is a new style. The fabric is much less, and it is in a straight triangle shape, which only wraps the ball. Below you can see the flat waist, abdomen and navel without traces.
The upper half is very narrow, allowing you to clearly see the collarbone; there is also a vertical opening in the middle of the fabric, allowing you to see the outline between the two balls.
The patterns of carp among the flowers have also changed. The embroidery is still lotus and carp, but the background color outside the embroidery is unknown. It is hollow and translucent, making people feel as if you can see everything. If you look closely, you will cover the key points tightly.
The inner charm and elegant slut of a noble girl in a family, and the embroiderer of Xianzhizhai, can be said to have reached the pinnacle. There are probably few men who can resist the graceful beauty of holding a pipa and half-covering her face. Zuo Lingquan is not good at anyway, and he is worthy of the name of "Three Steps to Kill a Man".
When Jiang Yi saw Zuo Lingquan's breathing change, she quickly closed her clothes and pretended to be calm and changed the topic:
"Well... this thing doesn't feel over the table. Isn't it a bit inappropriate to give it to the concubine?"
Zuo Lingquan hadn't seen enough yet, so he stood up:
"The Empress of the Concubine doesn't know how to wear it for me, how can I know if it fits it? But I think it's quite suitable for the princess to wear it on her body, a perfect work of art. Come and let me see it..."
Jiang Yi hurriedly shrank back and avoided: "I'll tell you the serious business, don't...ah..."
Tear
Zuo Lingquan pressed Jiang Yi's hands and admired the patterns on the carp among the flowers with satisfaction.
Maybe he thought the lotus seeds among the lotus flowers were fresh and green, and the taste was good. He leaned over and tasted it, and said vaguely:
"The princess said it was just right, and it won't delay the trouble."
"Oh~..."
Chapter completed!