ps. This book is never **, never **, never **! I have to say important things three times.

There are many beautiful girls in this world. Praising a woman’s beauty and spending time describing her personality and charm does not mean that she will definitely be the woman in the protagonist!

Chapter 31

In the evening, Hou Shida and Li Jiufeng stood at the door of Haidilao and waited for all the employees of Liuer Company.

Three women gathered in a bunch, five men sat in a bunch, and everyone chatted with each other, and the atmosphere seemed to be harmonious.

"Eight people, help us open a private room." Hou Shida walked into the store and called the waiter to come and arranged it.

Liu Xiaojing looked left and right, grabbed Mi Tangtang and asked mysteriously: "I said Tangtang, who is Hou Shida? The second-generation official or the second-generation rich? He can open a company by himself at such a young age."

"Haha, there's nothing." Mi Tangtang had already gotten along with her during this period, and waved her hand and said, "Hou Shida is just an ordinary family, and he earned the money from opening a company himself. It is said that he wrote a paper for the Computer Wenhui Daily, and someone paid 100,000 yuan to buy out the copyright of the paper."

"Scared! A paper worth 100,000 yuan!" Liu Xiaojing smacked her lips and shook her head in disbelief. She didn't doubt the authenticity of the matter. It might be a bit higher to buy a paper worth 100,000 yuan, but not no one did it. If the paper was written really well, it wouldn't be surprising that someone bought out the copyright for the sake of evaluating professional titles.

She was surprised that Hou Shida was just a senior student, so how could she write a paper of this level?

The group, led by the waiter, walked towards the private room. When they walked to the neighborhood of the private room area, suddenly a man full of alcohol and a slightly red face said "Huh" and stood in front of the crowd.

"Isn't this, Hou Shida?" Zhou Qingshan smiled slightly and stretched out his hand to put it on Hou Shida's shoulder, saying, "You're rich? Come here for dinner so generously."

Hou Shida chuckled in his heart, saying, "Haidilao is just a beauty, you are a beauty, you are a full-time Jude, and you are a perfect place to go to the east?"

"It's just a meal for colleagues in the company. President Zhou Da is here. I don't think it's too expensive, right?"

Zhou Qingshan's eyes flashed with strangeness, and he hugged Hou Shida's shoulder and laughed: "Hey, I remembered it, it's Liuer Company, right? I heard that our student union helped solve your office space. As the president of the student union, I want to help the school express my support for the students' entrepreneurship! Come on, don't you mind having me one more today, right?"

After Zhou Qingshan finished speaking, he pulled Hou Shida into the private room and did not give him a chance to say no.

After entering the private room, Zhou Qingshan took the initiative to make the main seat of the opposite door, and even took the initiative to call on others to sit around him.

Hou Shida frowned. He didn't know that Zhou Qingshan was ready today. It seemed that he had checked his own background after going back and was paying attention to him.

Zhou Qingshan smacked his lips and sat in the main seat and laughed: "We have not served the food yet. In this way, I'll tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere."

"Okay, I love to hear jokes the most!" Unexpectedly, the one who was most interested was Mi Tangtang, but she was also careless and would not have a cold face to anyone. She has never experienced the actual dinner party socializing several times, so how could she know what materials these people in the student union were made of.

Zhou Qingshan stuck out his tongue and licked his lips. Under Mi Tangtang's urging, he turned his eyes and said, "It was said that a kindergarten teacher taught children Chinese pinyin. The first thing she did in class this day was to test whether the children learned yesterday. So she wrote these letters on the blackboard-"

Zhou Qingshan said this and read in the pronunciation of English letters: "M, A, Y, D, B, Mi Tangtang, how should you pronounce the Chinese pinyin of these letters?"

Mi Tangtang didn't think much, and subconsciously said, "Touch, ah, aunt, oh!"

She said it, then she realized what she said and couldn't help but blush. Li Jiufeng next to her saw that his girlfriend had been teased, and his eyes stood up and he was about to attack.

Who is Zhou Qingshan? Will those who can get to the student union president not see the situation? He immediately said with a smile: "I'm just kidding at the table, don't mind! I admit my mistake and I will punish myself for a drink!"

As he said that, he picked up the wine glass and drank it upside down with a squeak. Looking at his happy appearance, this is not a punishment. Maybe he could even satisfy his alcohol addiction.

Li Jiufeng's family is also from a public environment, so he is not familiar with this. He wants to get angry, but he thinks that Zhou Qingshan is the president of the student union, and he is in charge of the classroom applied for by Liuer Company. Besides, people admit their mistakes when they drink and get involved, it seems to be "a bit" unreasonable in theory. But of course, if a college boy who has not graduated, he will just punch him in this situation.

But Li Jiufeng can't do it.

On one hand, his girlfriend was wronged, and on the other hand, his brother's career. During this time of hesitation, Zhou Qingshan even turned the wine glass upside down.

At this time, we will hit someone again, and things will be a big deal.

"Hahahaha, this joke is good!"

Just in the awkward and silent stall during the meal, someone suddenly laughed out loud. Everyone looked at the place where they were speaking and couldn't help but open their mouths.

The one who applauded Zhou Qingshan for jokes was not someone else, but was actually one of the only three women in Liuer Company, Liu Xiaojing.

I saw that she also smacked her lips like Zhou Qingshan, shook her head and said, "The Student President is worthy of being the Student President. This joke is of great level and level! I also have a joke here, please refer to President Zhou Da to details."

"Someone said that someone bought a green-haired turtle and learned to release animals, but he was afraid that the turtle would not be able to find the master to repay his kindness after he was released. What should I do? Alas, there is! He thought this beast had a unique skill, that is, to piss it into a territorial area. If he urinated on his body, would he recognize himself when he became a sperm in the future?"

"So this man poured a lot of water on the green-haired turtle and waited for it to pee. But he couldn't wait on the left and right. He was upset and irritated, so he sat on the turtle shell. He thought to himself, if you don't pee me, then I can only pee you. The effect is probably the same. But he didn't expect that the turtle was originally a man and didn't want to pee him. But when he heard that he wanted to pee himself, he bit his butt and didn't let go!"

"Ha, at this time, a monk happened to pass by and saw it, so he chanted a poem casually: bite the butt and the green mountain does not relax, the roots are originally in the shit and urine. He bows tears for your sister's mother, and the green-haired turtle is 80,000-year-old turtle!"

"You, why are you scolding me!"

Zhou Qingshan had nothing to care about. His idea today was to prevent the establishment of Liuer Company from being comfortable. His identity was here, and when it was time to get angry, he was afraid that no one would give him an excuse.

But he did make a mistake today, that is, he misjudged Liu Xiaojing's combat effectiveness. Liu Xiaojing immediately slapped the table and sneered.

"Haha, even if I want to curse people, I won't scold you!"

Zhou Qingshan didn't react for a while. After thinking about it, he realized that she was saying that she was not a human being!

"Liu Xiaojing, don't you want to study in school, right? Hou Shida, is this the quality of your Liuer Company employees?"

Hou Shida has long since wanted to be abusive to his bad habits. Of course, he understood Li Jiufeng considers his feelings, but at this time he even stood up and vented his brothers: "If President Zhou can't afford to play, don't start this. All our employees are good. If you say you don't want to study, you won't be allowed to study? You are your department director!"

After saying that, Hou Shida pointed at Liu Xiaojing with one hand. He realized that the strongest combat power present was this girl who looked a little cute.

"Liu Xiaojing, as the manager of Liuer Company, I will give you a task now. President Zhou loves to joke so much, you must open it for him!"

"Haha, President Zhou is giving in to me, I know." Liu Xiaojing actually pulled her hair in a charming way and said with a smile: "Can I compare to President Zhou's level? I don't know how many Japanese ** I have seen, how good is this pornographic joke? But everyone knows, what is behind the two letters of ** on this computer keyboard?"

All the students present in the field of planning. Even Zhou Qingshan cannot do without computers, and he has long memorized the keyboard.

What's behind this **? Of course it's S.B!

As soon as Liu Xiaojing said this, even Mi Tangtang was no longer shy, and the whole body burst into a burst of warm and lasting laughter.

Among the group, Zhou Qingshan was the only one who didn't laugh. He gritted his teeth and said with hatred: "Liu Xiaojing, you are so good!"

"Of course I'm good!" Liu Xiaojing straightened her chest and said proudly: "It's better than telling bad jokes in front of women! Do you think you are awesome? If you are the president of the student union, you will regard yourself as the president of the country? Let me tell you, what exactly are you?"

Liu Xiaojing took a deep breath, pointed his hand at Zhou Qingshan, who was already a little bit like earthy, and roared out with a crackling sound.

"People like you are purely wasting air, land, and RMB half dead! You are an incompletely evolved organism, an alien with gene mutation, a murderer of septic tank blockage, a chimpanzee with yin and yang disorders, a super-individual who coexist with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, a raw material for the repeated destruction of the universe, the keyboard you touched can't even survive, the saliva you sprayed out is a hundred times more deadly than Sars. As long as you look up, you will break a hole in the ozone layer and throw it into the solar system, you will think you are not, enough, ring, and safe!"

Zhou Qingshan was so distracted by Liu Xiaojing's scolding. He shook his body pale and held the table and murmured: "Shy, Liu Xiaojing, you are just an incompetent shrew. I don't know anything like you..."

Liu Xiaojing spat, pointed to the door of the private room and snorted coldly: "Get out, as far as your mind is, you can get out as far as you want!"

Looking at the room full of gloating people, Zhou Qingshan felt so frustrated that he couldn't say anything. This is really why did he step into this door for the first time today and he had to come to have this meal.
Chapter completed!