Chapter 1: Tail
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Chen Tang woke up with a split headache, and a lot of messy information rushed over, almost bursting his head:
"The down-and-out scholar... the family tutor is full of tricks and frightened... There is a beautiful female student, oh no, there should be two or three?"
What are these?
Where am I now?
He shook his head hard, trying to get rid of these inexplicable information.
"Teacher, are you okay?"
The voice is cute and pretty.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a red lips, white teeth, and picturesque face. He thought he was dazed, and he couldn't help but look dull and didn't react for a long time.
"Ah Xi, see how you scared the teacher? You still don't apologize."
The girl, about fifteen or sixteen, scolded.
"No regrets, he is no longer our teacher."
The second girl appeared in Chen Tang's sight. The first impression the other party gave him was: a demon, very demon. His two peaks were about to break their clothes, his waist was graceful, and his peach-blue eyes kept scanning.
The girl before frowned: "If you are a teacher for a day, you can't lose your respect. Look, the teacher fell down so much that he fell down, and his head broke. Go get the medicine."
Ah Xi pouted her mouth, turned around and walked out slowly, twisting her round buttocks, which was indescribable.
Chen Tang couldn't help but take a look—
"Hey, that's..."
His eyes suddenly widened, and he saw a furry green tail exposed under the other party’s skirt.
"This, this..."
Chen Tang was stunned and quickly reached out to rub his eyes. When he looked again, his tail disappeared.
Is this a fall hurting my head and hallucination?
Ah Xi suddenly looked back and blinked her big eyes: "Sir, do you look good?"
Chen Tang's heart was pounding, and a new message swelled up in his mind. He stood up in a hurry and walked out stumbled, even ignoring the call of the girl behind him.
He ran out of the village in one breath, without looking back, and returned to the village as if he was running away, and returned to his dilapidated tiled house.
This tile house is very narrow, with one bedroom and one living room. A simple stove outside is built, which is considered a kitchen.
There were only two short stools in the small hall, and none of them were tables; there was a bed in the room, and an old cabinet, and there were a few books and some pens and inks neatly stacked on the cabinets. There was nothing else except that.
There is no mosquito net on the bed, a thin quilt, and a square flat pillow.
The pillow seems to be made of wood, about three feet long, seven or eight inches high. I don’t know how long it has been, and it looks dark.
Chen Tang's head hurts very much now, and he feels very tired. He lie on the bed, close his eyes, and needs to digest the sudden situation:
He was originally a Chinese teacher with a deep temper. He was neither rich nor noble nor had a good face, so he had no wife after he was over thirty years old...
My parents get married late and have to have a son too. However, both old people are no longer there, and they live past seventy years, and they are dead of their lives...
When he was going on a blind date, he met a top-notch girl. He suffered some sarcastic words and was depressed and got drunk. When he woke up, he was here...
This place is called Chenjia Village. Chenjia Village is located outside Panzhou Prefecture, and Panzhou is one of the nine states of the Yin Kingdom.
This country's name is dynasty, and it does not exist in the long river of history he knows - another time and space?
His name is Chen Tang, and his name is "Bujin". His parents died early, and he was the only one left. He was considered a scholar. He took the exam for a scholar last year and was preparing to take the exam for a juren.
In Yin Kingdom, scholars are the lowest-level fame and do not have much actual rights and interests. If they have no money, they will still be poor.
In order to take the boy exam, Chen Tang was already poor, but he still wanted to take the exam for the juren, so he only got to work everywhere to make money.
However, he was unable to move bricks, had no capital, did not know how to make a living, and had no relatives and tribesmen who were willing to borrow money. The only thing he could do was to set up a stall in the prefecture, write letters and write, earn a few cents a day, buy some buns and eat something to fill his stomach.
A few days ago, Hujiazhuang, a prominent clan in Panzhou, issued a notice to recruit one tutor for the daughter of a daughter. The salary was good, with one thousand yuan a month.
The notice was posted, causing a sensation, and hundreds of people went to the Hu family to apply for a job.
The Hu family's request was very simple, which was to let the applicant write articles, which could be poems, lyrics, fu, or articles, and they could be free to play.
The article that Chen Tang handed over was a book called "The Mourning of Fathers". It was actually an old work. It was written by him last month when his father died.
He lost his father since childhood, and only learned from his mother and others that his father was a wanderer who often traveled around the world and made friends. He could not return to his house several times a year. The last time he went home, he was sent back by a vicious Taoist priest with a beard. Chen's father was seriously injured and lay at home for two days before leaving.
Chen Tang was full of respect for this irresponsible but legendary father, so he wrote this "Fu Duke Mourning Father" during his death anniversary, which was sincere and had a good word.
It is unheard of to apply for a tutor with an article mourning his deceased father, and it makes people laugh.
Chen Tang's pedantic personality can be seen from this. Or maybe he couldn't write anything else for a while, so he could only do it as a living person, hand over the old work, and try his luck, which meets the requirements of the Hu family.
The final result was beyond everyone's expectations. Chen Tang was successfully selected and became the tutor of the Hu family's daughter.
The daughter of the Hu family is named "Buhui", and Hu Buhui; she has a cousin named "Hu Buxi".
Chen Tang teaches two girls every day, but Hu Buxi is naughty and quirky by nature, and often plays pranks to make fun of Chen Tang.
For example, I caught some snakes, insects, rats and ants and put them on Chen Tang's desk. As soon as I opened the cabinet, a snake rushed out...
For example, he deliberately followed Chen Tang and stepped on the back of his robe with his feet, so that he would fall and chew on the mud...
There are even more excessive things. They even put laxatives in Chen Tang’s tea cup, causing him to go to the toilet more than ten times a day, which made people exhausted...
Today, Hu Buxi used another trick, which frightened Chen Tang. He fell down and broke the back of his head. He was unconscious on the ground. When he woke up, he was already another soul.
The female student is so cruel, Chen Tang dared not stay too much. If he brought not Jinchuang medicine but something else, wouldn’t he have to suffer some torture?
Therefore, the thirty-six strategies are the best strategy.
Today is the day when Chen Tang was fired. Fortunately, the Hu family was fair and settled clearly, and finally gave him five hundred dollars.
The days he taught were just half a month.
In this way, he became a tutor in a mess, was fired in a mess, and then changed people in a mess, which was really a mess.
After finishing this idea, Chen Tang sighed, no longer thinking too much, a feeling of sleepiness surged into his heart, and he fell asleep slowly.
The back of his head was broken and there was no medicine to bandage it. Blood penetrated out, strands of it, falling on the square pillow pillow below.
At this moment, the dark pillow suddenly emitted a glow of light, and it was light red, slowly covering Chen Tang from head to toe, an indescribable mystery.
Chapter completed!