Chapter 77 They Are Both Husbands and Wife
On Saturday, the rising sun shone into the room through the gaps in the curtains.
On a rare day off, Yang Yang was about to look up at the window and then continued to sleep.
But the next second, I felt my hands pushing him behind me, and my butt fell to the ground next to the bed.
"What's wrong with you, wife?"
"Did you do anything to me while I'm asleep again?"
"Do you tell me what I did to you?"
Yang Yang was angry, kicked his slippers and stood up to start dressing.
It's not the first time I've been wronged by my wife, and I'm too lazy to argue.
"When I was asleep, I was sleeping well on this side of the bed, but when I opened my eyes, why did I run to you and hold you?"
Xu Yan pointed at the place where she slept last night, staring at Yang Yang, and her eyes showed that she had already determined that Yang Yang had fiddled with her last night.
That's it?
Yang Yang laughed in his heart, and even felt that his wife was very cute, so he nodded seriously.
"Yes, I did it, so what can you do?"
"you!"
Xu Yan said one word, but after thinking for a long time, I didn't know what to say, so I could only say a harsh word.
"One day, I will make you look good."
"Yeah, I'll wait, I'll brush my teeth, I'll give you a good morning kiss later."
With a piss of anger, Yang Yang walked into the bathroom.
Xu Yan grabbed Yang Yang's pillow angrily and ravaged it hard as her husband's face.
As she rubbed her, she suddenly remembered last night, as if she had turned over and subconsciously hugged Yang Yang, and her face became hot again.
Yang Yang must not know about this.
Xu Yan immediately sat upright on the bed, looked around guiltily, and confirmed that no one had noticed it. She pretended that nothing had happened. She put her husband's pillow, patted her hand, and then got up to put on her clothes.
The two of them agreed that breakfast was made in turn, but Yang Yang got up early every time.
Today, in order, Yang Yang should make breakfast, but Xu Yan decided to take her husband a chance to make breakfast today.
He put on his clothes in the fastest movement, and Xu Yan stopped washing up. She put on slippers, pushed open the bedroom door, and rushed to the kitchen.
In the kitchen is Yang Yang who had soaked blood swallows and soapy rice yesterday, and in the refrigerator there are rose bean paste buns he bought from the vegetable market a few days ago.
Thinking to make soup first, Xu Yan picked up the pot on the gas stove and fed water under the faucet.
Before the water was loaded, Yang Yang walked in from outside the kitchen.
"Today's order, didn't I make breakfast?"
"The breakfast you made is so bad, I want to make it myself."
Xu Yan looked down at the water in the pot and said without looking back.
"Yes, your breakfast is the best, my wife." Yang Yang responded, and took a peck at her mouth while his wife was relaxed.
"But good morning kisses are still indispensable."
"You just talk nonsense."
Xu Yan glanced at Yang Yang angrily.
Yang Yang didn't care, and pursed his lips as if he was savoring the smell just now, and then commented:
"It seems a bit weird, but it's okay."
This sentence made Xu Yan's hand that was about to get the pot stopped.
I just thought about cooking breakfast before my husband and forgot to stop brushing my teeth in the morning.
"I'll brush my teeth and wash my face, but the kitchen is advanced, so I have to make breakfast, so you don't have to move."
Seeing his wife staring at him with fierce eyes, Yang Yang nodded with a smile.
As soon as my wife left the kitchen, she took the pot to the stove, lit the fire, and finished it in one go.
As the blue flame of gas was holding the bottom of the pot, Yang Yang turned to the refrigerator, took out the rose bean paste bag frozen in the refrigerator, poured water into another pot, and put it in a stainless steel steamer.
Just as I put steaming cloth on the steamer, I heard the sound of slippers coming from the bedroom.
Knowing that his wife was returning, Yang Yang speeded up his movements and put six rose bean paste bags into the steamer in a few strokes and covered the steamer lid.
Then he turned around and leaned against the gas stove, looking at Xu Yan who happened to reach the kitchen door.
"My wife is like you see, I didn't move anything." Yang Yang raised his hands to prove his 'innocence'.
"Why is that pot on the gas stove? Has it grown its feet by itself?"
"You put it on yourself, you left in a hurry and didn't notice it."
"What's going on with that steamer? Is it just where it is!"
"Yeah, I didn't notice it if you didn't say it. It turned out that after steaming things yesterday, I forgot to take the steamer."
"Where is the fire of the gas stove? It won't light it on its own."
"It's really happening! It seems that the gas stove is broken. I'll find someone to repair it later."
After asking a few words, my husband pretended to be stupid, and Xu Yan felt like her fist hitting the cotton.
Seeing that the pot had started steaming, she was too lazy to continue to be poor with her husband, so she walked up to him and reached out to turn on the range hood behind him.
“Luckily the range hood is not broken.”
"Yes, it's a blessing to not believe."
Yang Yang nodded suddenly and noticed the two toothbrushes on Xu Yan's other hand. He thought it was not good and quickly walked around Xu Yan, "I'll leave the kitchen to you, I'll go watch TV for a while."
After saying that, I yearn for running outside the kitchen.
Seeing that the water in the pot was boiling, Xu Yan subconsciously wanted to get the blood swallows and soapcorn rice into the pot. Suddenly, she noticed that she had two toothbrushes in her hand and woke up suddenly, and came to find Yang Yang for what she did.
"Stop it!"
Yang Yang did not look back and turned his back to Xu Yan, "What else does my wife have to do? Isn't you leaving the kitchen to you?"
“What’s the matter with a toothbrush?”
"I don't know what toothbrush. I must have not had a good sleep yesterday. I'll go and take a nap."
After saying that, Yang Yang wanted to slip away, but unfortunately Xu Yan grabbed the back collar.
I feel like I'm pinching my throat by fate.
"Switch it!"
"Uh, OK."
Yang Yang turned his head and placed two toothbrushes with different wear levels in front of him.
"Why did my toothbrush break up, but your toothbrush is intact like it's not used a few times."
"That's because... my wife, you should use less force when you brush your teeth in the future. Although toothbrushes are consumables, a woman's toothbrush uses forks, which gives people the impression..."
"Shut up! I don't know how I brush my teeth? Tell me clearly when you started using my toothbrush!" Xu Yan angrily, angry at her husband and also angry at herself. Such an obvious thing was only discovered today.
Yang Yang carefully compared the two toothbrushes. The gap was too obvious and he couldn't get over it after seeing it.
So I told the truth: "It's the first day we moved here, but don't worry, I always use your toothbrush at night and wash it clean every time I use it."
That being said, why do I use the toothbrush my husband used every morning?
Can this guy be a little more perverted?
In addition to being angry, Xu Yan felt very ashamed inexplicably and stuffed two toothbrushes into Yang Yang's arms.
"Now, buy me a new toothbrush right away."
"OK."
Unexpectedly, this simplicity was let go. Yang Yangru received a general amnesty and was wearing slippers and was about to buy a toothbrush.
But as soon as he opened the door, the stairs outside the door rang out, and the elevator door opened, and Yang’s father and mother appeared inside the elevator.
Yang Yang was stunned for a moment, closed the door again, and returned to the kitchen.
Xu Yan had just put the blood swallows and soapy rice into the pot. When she saw Yang Yang coming back, she said in anger:
"Why are you back?"
"Wife, go wash up quickly, your parents are here." Yang Yang walked to Xu Yan and handed his toothbrush to Xu Yan without saying a word.
Xu Yan held the toothbrush and blinked her eyes, "Your parents, are still my parents."
"It's my parents, you are your current parents."
When Xu Yan heard that it was Yang's father and mother, she was a little panicked and took the toothbrush to go back to the bathroom. She had just walked a few steps away and found that she had her husband's toothbrush in her hand, so she folded it back.
"Give me my toothbrush."
Yang Yang pointed to the kitchen trash can, and he had just thrown away his wife's toothbrush.
Just as Xu Yan hesitated to pick up her toothbrush from inside, the doorbell rang.
"Go and brush your teeth quickly. It's all husband and wife. What are you and me?" Yang Yang pushed Xu Yan out of the kitchen. "Hurry up, I'll deal with my parents."
You are cruel!
Chapter completed!