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Chapter 52 The Realm King Who Loves to Listen to Jokes

"Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!" Lei Xiao gasped and ran on a one-way road that seemed to never end. He kept whispering to himself, "It's coming soon, come on! Huh, come on!" That's right, in order to improve his strength, our little student, specially asked the gods on earth to take him to see King Yama, where there was a road to the residence of King Jie.

Originally, the Zhongzhou team wanted to get a few more people together, but unfortunately, King Yama in this world did not agree. In his words, the underworld is a place where dead people stay, and letting a living person go to the underworld is already the limit.

The strong man of Lei Xiao's level was breathing. You can imagine how long he had been running continuously. If it weren't for Dana's puffs over him from time to time, Lei Xiao wouldn't dare to imagine whether he would go crazy.

This road is too monotonous. Apart from the road, there are clouds, which can easily make people running above wonder if they are standing still. Lei Xiao admires Sun Wukong very much.

"I remember that when Wukong took this road for the first time, he walked for a total of one year." Lei Xiao thought to himself, "My strength must be stronger than Wukong at that time... It should be almost there, it has been three months."

Having said that, no matter how hard Lei Xiao looked forward, he couldn't see any of his head, so he had to sigh and continue to run forward.

On Earth, the Zhongzhou team members are also busy.

It sounds funny. Alice and Zhao Linger brought a lot of things to this world, but in the end they found that the things in the room of the main god space could not be brought out, and they were busy all morning.

Dana and Gainau and Brive were in the laboratory every day. These three people met the genius and fire. Yu Boya met Ziqi and found their respective soulmates. Just look at the satisfaction and happy smiles on their faces every day, you can tell how high they are.

With the help of Breeve, Bulma built a 300-fold gravity training room at home. Most of the members of other Central China teams spent time training. A few months later, Bulma could master new abilities. Gayno often took time to get familiar with his abilities. He was not very enthusiastic about training, but he was a smart person and knew the importance of his own strength.

In fact, Dana, Gayno and Brive are a little nervous these days. Although there are the latest gene cultivation instruments exchanged by the Lord God, it is still unknown whether the genes of the alien and g virus can be successfully added to the genes of the original Sharu.

It was not until three months after the Zhongzhou team returned to this world that the three of them all breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's so scary," Breeve murmured, "if these things reach the perfect mature body, it's hard to imagine how powerful they can be."

"Well, although it is not as planned to achieve perfection by devouring No. 17 and No. 18, it only requires a little more energy." Gaino's eyes turned around the more than 100 embryos in the large instrument in front of him, with a gentle look as if he was looking at his own children, with a little fanatical authenticity, "Fortunately there are contracted emblems, otherwise I wouldn't dare to create such a powerful artificial human being. It would be too easy for them to destroy the earth."

Dana refused to comment, and after a long time she sighed, "If you only rely on the ability of your pet... it may affect the evolution of your own gene locks, in short, it is better to use it less."

"I think these little guys need too much energy, and they can only absorb energy from organic life." Brive frowned, "How many people are on the earth? Even if all animals and plants are added... it is impossible for them to grow all of them."

"Mr. Brive." Dana smiled slightly, "You don't have to worry about this problem. It's not a problem for us, because the rules determine that I can't reveal anything to you, but I can guarantee that these things will never hurt even the earthlings in this world."

"Why can't it be revealed? Who has limited the rules for you?" Brive asked curiously, "Can't you tell me?"

"Just treat it as God's restraint for us." Dana said helplessly, "You have your own career, your loved ones, and your peaceful life now. If you are alone like Mr. Gaino, I will ask you to join me without hesitation, so that I can tell you everything. Okay, I will say this."

"Okay, I won't ask." Brive said, "I know you are a good kid and you shouldn't harm me. But why did Bulma, a child, start to exercise? It's strange. In the past, she skipped classes every time in physical education. Is it to maintain her figure?"

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Lei Xiao ate the meat on his hand in two strokes, patted his stomach with satisfaction, and continued on the road. "Fortunately, there is only one direction on this road, otherwise I would be really worried that I would be lost. Huh?" The clouds that had been stopping in front of him for a long time spread out, and a small dot appeared vaguely in front of him.

"It's over!" Lei Xiao was almost moved to cry, "It's finally here." He was ecstatic, and his wings spread out and flew towards that point.

Although I have seen it, there is actually a long distance. Lei Xiao flew straight for a day and a night before reaching his destination.

"Bang!" Because it flew too fast, Lei Xiao forgot that the small place had 10 times the gravity of the earth, and the result was...

"Hey, who are you?"

Lei Xiao finally stood up and saw a fat guy standing in front of him. He looked like a ladybug and had a pair of sunglasses. He probably became the king of the world.

"Are you the King of Realm?" Lei Xiao grabbed the King of Realm's embroidery, "Fate, I finally saw the King of Realm."

"I said." The King of Realm hurriedly pulled his hand back and said in a furious manner, "Who are you, what are you doing here?"

"I came from the earth." Lei Xiao's eyes were filled with small stars. "Mr. King of Realm, I have been running for almost half a year. Finally I found you. Please teach me how to do Kung Fu."

"Oh, it turns out you want to learn kung fu from me." The King of Realm smiled, "Then let's tell a joke first, let me see how good you are before I can teach you according to your aptitude."

"Lei Xiao's face climbed a few black lines: "I'm sorry, I mean, I want to learn the skills of fighting, not the performance skills."

"The fighting skills?" King of the Realm said dissatisfiedly, "Why didn't you say it earlier? Well, why did I teach you?"

"Because you are the greatest king of the realm in the universe." Lei Xiao began to pour a soup with mysterious soup, "Do you need other reasons? This reason is better than all excuses."

"That's right." The King of Realm proudly said "hum" twice, as if he didn't want to be so cheap, Lei Xiao, "You said you came from the earth, so tell me a joke about the earth first. If you make me laugh, I will promise to teach you, how about it?"

"Ah..." Lei Xiao frowned. It was really difficult for him to tell jokes. Even before coming to the main god space, he only read novels, not jokes.

"Novel..." Lei Xiao's eyes lit up, and he remembered a joke he saw when he read Gu Long's novels before, "Okay, Lord King of the World, you have to keep your word, I'll make you laugh now."

"Oh? I'm quite confident. I'm an expert in studying jokes." The King of World War I looked expectant and said, "Tell me quickly. If the jokes you tell are not funny, I won't teach you kung fu."

Lei Xiao recalled the "joke" that made him laugh and began to say with confidence: "Once upon a time, there was a gambler who was gambled in a teahouse. The teahouse was in an alley, and the gambler who was addicted to gambling for three days and three nights. Unfortunately, he was not lucky and kept losing. After losing three days, all the old and young in the alley won a lot of gamblers, and there were only an old man. Although he came to this teahouse to drink tea every day, he saw the gambler losing every day, but he was not moved and refused to come to bet. The more he refused to bet, the more he gambled, the more he asked him to gamble. Others said that this old man not only did not gamble, but also did not smoke or drink, was a label.

The accurate wooden man, everyone called him Li Laoshi, and said that as long as the gambling ghost could cause Li Laoshi to gamble with him, they would kowtow to the gambling ghost every day. There was a widow butcher in that alley. It was said that the county was about to set up a chastity arch for her. Although she set up a small stall at the entrance of the alley, no one had ever seen her laughing for ten years. There was no one in her family, but there was only a dog to guard the door for her. On the fourth day of the gambling ghost, there was still 30,000 taels of silver left, and he piled all the silver in front of Li Laoshi. He said that as long as he said one word, he could make the widow butcher laugh, and if he said one word, he could ask her to slap me in the face. He asked Li Laoshi if he believed it?"

The King of Realm was raised: "How is this possible?"

"Yes, Li Huzhen doesn't believe it either." Lei Xiao continued, "Widows are never laughing. Men and women don't get along with each other, and widows can't slap men in the face. Li Huzhen naturally doesn't believe it, so the gambler bet with him, saying that if he loses, he will give him all the remaining silver. If he is angry, as long as Li Huzhen gambles with him ten dices. Li Huzhen looked at the silver in front of him for more than two hours, and finally gambled with the gambler. Although he is honest, the honest people are reluctant to see the money delivered to the door, just because everyone believes that the gambler actually has no chance to lose in this bet, and there is no chance."

The King of Realm said anxiously: "But he won, right? Say it! Say it!"

Lei Xiao said: "Just to bet with him for a good time, the gambler will naturally have to win, otherwise why should he be called a 'gambler'?"

Hearing this, the King of Worlds became even more curious and couldn't help but urge again, "How did he win?"

Lei Xiaoyouran said, "It was only in the afternoon that the widow set up her pancake stall. The dog was inseparable from her and naturally followed her. So the gambling ghost walked over and kowtowed to the dog respectfully and shouted "Dad". The widow was stunned. Although she wanted to raise her face, she couldn't help laughing."

The King of Realm wanted to laugh too, but he held it back. Although he admired the gambling ghost that Lei Xiao mentioned, he still couldn't think of how the gambling ghost could make her turn against her and beat her up."

Lei Xiao said, "Everyone saw the gambling ghost and made Widow Tu laugh. They were very impressed. But when they saw the gambling ghost kneel in front of her again, she called her "Mom". Widow Tu immediately turned red and her neck became thick. She slapped the gambling ghost hard and turned around and left. So Li Laoshi had to accompany the gambling ghost to bet on dice."

After Lei Xiao finished speaking, he couldn't hear the laughter, and his heart tightened: "This King of Realm is really strange. In the original work, Sun Wukong told such a slutty joke, he laughed. Could it be that I was not right?" He looked back and saw that King of Realm was really covering his stomach with his hands, croaking there, and screaming with a smile on his face, but he looked painful, "My Lord of Realm, what's wrong with you?"
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