【098 Want to know】

Walking into the canyon, Xiao Yitian's ears moved slightly, and he couldn't help but feel funny. It turned out that in this quiet canyon, there was a loud sound of water. The familiar sound was easy to tell that someone was urinating.

Before, there was only one Yoshino Takako in the canyon, so it was self-evident who made this sound. Xiao Yitian felt a sensation in his heart, imagining Yoshino Takako squatting on the ground and peeing. He couldn't help but... shivered, "Mom, when did I become so obscene and so disgusting?" He raised his hand and gently slapped himself, then walked a few steps in, leaned against a big tree, and quietly waited for Yoshino Takako.

Not long after, Yoshino Takako walked out from behind the bushes with a blushing face. Seeing Xiao Yitian standing not far away, she let out a 'ah' and walked over with her head down.

Xiao Yitian knew that she was thin-skinned, so he deliberately guided her to talk about other topics. The two continued to visit Jianmen Pass until it was getting late, and they hurried to the cable car on the top of the mountain and took the cable car back to the bottom of the mountain.

"My feet seem to be broken, what should I do?" After Yoshino Takako got into the car, she bent down with her little face and rubbed her instep with her hands. Her long black hair was hanging in her ears, which made Xiao Yitian feel moved again.

With a cough, he forced himself to suppress the thoughts in his heart. Xiao Yitian started the car and rushed to the city.

On the way back, Xiao Yitian introduced a few tips in a friendly way. He asked Yoshino Takako to try it after returning to the hotel, which could relieve her fatigue and at least prevent her whole body from being in a state of being unable to move the next day.

"I found that you know a lot. Are there anything in this world that you can't do?" Yoshino Takako looked admiring. To her, the magical Chinese guy, "Hu Yandui", is definitely a genius figure. In the past few days, no matter what topic she talks about, "Hu Yandui" can easily be followed and published an unheard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-heard-of-

Xiao Yitian reached out and grabbed his hair, "It should be some, for example, I won't be able to have a baby."

Yoshino Takako burst out laughing after hearing this.

"Tell me a few jokes, it's quite boring to just listen to music." Yoshino Takako rolled down the car window, felt the spring breeze that was coming to her face, and said with a smile.

Xiao Yitian naturally would not refuse. He thought for a while and said slowly: "One year, something happened. A drunk man accidentally fell from the balcony on the third floor of the restaurant and landed on the sidewalk below, attracting passers-by. A policeman saw someone gathering in groups and was worried about something, so he hurried over and saw someone sitting on the ground, and asked: What happened? The drunk man shook his head and replied: Uh, I'm sorry, the officer, I don't know much, I just arrived."

Yoshino Takako was stunned for a moment, then reacted, covering her mouth and laughing so hard that her branches were trembling. Seeing that she was happy, Xiao Yitian said another: "The teacher assigned a question: Please summarize your appearance in four words. After the paper was collected, the students' answers were divided into several types: the answers of the criticalist school are: occasionally correct, it is terrible, I hate the heavens, I want to have the next life, etc. The answers of the realistic school are: amphibians, orangutans, apes piracy, and the phenomenon of attainment rebirth. The modern school is: magical skills, asking my wife, etc. The only answer to the surreal school is - it turned out to be a human."

"Hahahahaha..." Hearing the last sentence, Yoshino Takako could no longer maintain a ladylike posture. She covered her stomach and laughed wildly. She accidentally kowtowed her head, so she spread her hand to cover her forehead, humming in her mouth, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

After she recovered, Xiao Yitian spoke again: "In biology class, the teacher asked: What is the difference between a frog and a toad? A student replied: Frogs are conservatives, looking at the sky from a well; while toads are innovative people, wanting to eat swan meat."

Yoshino Takako asked with a smile, "Which sect do you belong to?"

Xiao Yitian ignored this question, because no matter which faction he chose to answer, he would inevitably fall into the language trap, either a frog or a toad...

Yoshino Takako naturally didn't want to let him go, and kept pestering him and asked him constantly, which made him helpless, so he sighed and said, "Let me do this, how about I tell you a little story first?"

Yoshino Takako tilted her head and thought, "Okay, but don't try to change the topic with this!"

Xiao Yitian smiled, "Don't worry, I don't know."

After saying that, he coughed lightly and said in a gentle tone: "One day, the little white rabbit mm went out to play. When he got home, he got lost. When he walked to a fork in the road, a little gray rabbit came. The white rabbit sister asked: Brother Gray rabbit, I am lost. Can you tell me how to go? Seeing that the white rabbit sister was single, the gray rabbit said with bad intentions: Do you want to know? The white rabbit said: Of course, you want to know, please tell me quickly. The gray rabbit said: If you want to know, please make me happy! So the white rabbit made the gray rabbit happy. After the matter, the gray rabbit pointed to the left, and the white rabbit walked forward. After a while, the white rabbit came again

At a three-way intersection, what should I do? Another little black rabbit came, so the sister of the White Rabbit asked: Brother Black Rabbit, my sister is lost. Can you tell me how to go? Black Rabbit saw that the white rabbit sister was single, and said with no intention: Do you want to know? White Rabbit said: Of course I want to know, please tell me quickly. Black Rabbit said: If you want to know, make your brother comfortable! So White Rabbit made the black rabbit comfortable. After the matter, the gray rabbit pointed to the left, and the white rabbit walked forward. The white rabbit returned home and soon after, she gave birth to a nest of little rabbits. Guess what color the little rabbit is? Guess me treat it."

Yoshino Takako blinked, "White?"

Xiao Yitian shook his head, "No."

"black?"

"wrong."

"grey?"

"wrong."

"That... variegated?"

"It's still wrong."

After several consecutive answers, Yoshino Takako stopped working and asked with her rosy lips, "What color do you think it is?"

Xiao Yitian smiled badly: "Do you want to know?"

Yoshino Takako subconsciously was about to nod, but suddenly reacted, her face turned red suddenly, and she reached out and punched him, "You...you are so bad! I ignore you!" After that, she pouted and turned her head to look out the window.

Xiao Yitian laughed, "I really ignore me?"

Yoshino Takako did not answer, but subconsciously bit her lower lip with her teeth, put her hands together in front of her chest, and her heart was pounding. Her delicate and shy look was enough to make any man obsessed with it.

Seeing this, Xiao Yitian stopped teasing her. He reached out and turned the music a little louder, and then drove silently. This state was not broken until the two of them returned to Yangping Hotel. When Xiao Yitian turned off the music and said softly, "Arrival", Takako Yoshino came to her senses, glanced at him quickly, then opened the car door and crawled out.

Xiao Yitian didn't get out of the car. After waved at her through the car window, he turned his head and left. From the rearview mirror, he clearly saw Yoshino Takako standing at the door of the hotel and watching him. He sighed secretly, not knowing what he was sighing. He shook his head and drove the car toward Huaxia Preservation Company.
Chapter completed!