【023 Telling jokes】()

After resting for a while, the old lady gradually woke up. Seeing that her grandson had been by her side, she smiled awkwardly. Just as she was about to speak, Xiao Yitian asked with concern: "Grandma, how do you feel now? Do you feel uncomfortable?"

She stretched out her hand and touched Xiao Yitian's little head, "Grandma is fine now, she doesn't feel uncomfortable at all." Her grandson's concern made her feel warm in her heart. Looking at her grandson, it was like seeing her third son when she was a child.

Not to mention the grandparents and grandchildren chatting here, Xiao Shiyi took Xue Muyun around the Temple of Heaven for a long time and stopped beside the Hall of Prayer for the Year. Xiao Shiyi subconsciously took out a cigarette and lit it. Xue Muyun looked at his appearance and immediately understood that her husband had something to say.

"Old Xue, do you know, our mother's body...is afraid it's not going to work..." The man who was originally as strong as steel almost burst into tears before he finished speaking.

"Old Xiao..." Xue Muyun hugged her husband gently. She knew that no words of comforting at this time were meaningless, so she could only face the cruel reality with her husband.

"I plan... to take another long vacation to accompany my mother to finish the last day." Taking a deep breath, Xiao Shiyi expressed his thoughts.

Xue Muyun thought for a while and nodded and responded, "Okay, then I'll ask for leave with you. Anyway, I haven't been in charge of the class this semester, so it doesn't matter whether I'm going back or not. In addition, let Tian'er stay. This kid is really a waste of time when he goes to elementary school now. If his father doesn't agree, I'd be willing to let him go to junior high school directly." The 'dad' she said naturally refers to Xue Qiru.

As soon as the topic turned to his son, Xiao Shiyi was not so uncomfortable. He rubbed his eyes and smiled, "He, it's better to stay, at least he can make his mother less concerned when he leaves. As for not letting him skip the grade, our father is right. Although his age is sufficient, it may be a bit inappropriate to attend classes with a child who is seven or eight years older than him. First, the age difference is large and it is difficult to communicate, and secondly, it may be bullied..." He couldn't continue to say this because he knew what his son looked like. The 'master' he called He Zijing was not a waste of time. Last time, he saw his son smashing a red brick into pieces with one punch, which was far more shocking than a sled hammer on his chest!

Xue Muyun rolled his eyes, "Do you think Tian'er's emotional intelligence is that bad? Not to mention junior high school students, I think even college students will be fooled by him. Didn't you see him in front of adults? Last time, I heard Deputy Director Wang of the Education Bureau praise him specifically, saying that he was a young man and had a good demeanor."

"Hey, just listen to those official words, don't really take them to heart. Although Tian'er is indeed different from other children, it is not that exaggerated." Xiao Shiyi retorted, but he was very happy. After all, no one wants to hear others praise their children, especially the praise is sincere.

When Xiao Shiyi and his wife turned around, they saw a peaceful scene between their grandparents and grandchildren. Xiao Yitian picked up some of the jokes he saw on the Internet in his previous life and told them one by one to the old lady. His passionate narration not only made the old lady laugh, but also attracted the tourists next to him. Everyone formed a loose circle to listen to this little joke.

The most rare thing is that these onlookers are still very interesting. Whenever Xiao Yitian needs to keep an eye on him, someone will always come out to ask: "Why is this?" Or he shouted loudly and applauded warmly after he shook his burden.

Xiao Yitian never knew that he had such talent for acting. What he was most afraid of in his previous life was to perform in public. Not to mention performances, he felt awkward even when speaking in public. The main reason was that he was not used to the feeling that everyone focused on his face. To put it bluntly, this guy is actually a low-key lazy person who is used to living in the dark.

Seeing that it was getting late, Xiao Shiyi squeezed closer. Seeing that his father and mother had finished shopping, Xiao Yitian also finished work. After telling the last joke, he bowed around and said loudly: "Thank you all uncles and aunts for supporting you. It's very pleasant to work with you. But now I have to accompany my grandma home for dinner, so you should go back to eat. As the saying goes, people are iron rice and steel, and they don't eat for a meal. I hope no one will scold me for missing your meal when they are panicked."

These words made the people around him laugh and said no. Seeing Xiao Shiyi holding the old lady into a wheelchair, everyone understood that this favorite little guy was really leaving, so he slowly dispersed. However, they kept recalling the jokes that Xiao Yitian had told before, and confirmed each other the jokes he had recorded. Later, they also created the "Taotan of Heaven Humor Association". Xiao Yitian, who had never appeared in the Temple of Heaven Park again, was the first president. This was something that Xiao Yitian had never expected.

When she got home, Shen Guifang came back from get off work to cook, so Xue Muyun volunteered to go into the kitchen to help. Seeing her mother's positive appearance, Xiao Yitian couldn't help but laugh secretly. He knew her mother's skill level. In the last life until her mother retired, the dishes she made were all visible but not edible. They had a gorgeous appearance, but the taste made people cry. Later, after retirement, she studied with a friend who had worked as a chef for a year, and then she completely turned the situation around and the dishes she made were full of praise. So, Xiao Yitian is not optimistic about her mother at all now.

After thinking about it, it seemed that if my mother was not good in front of the old lady, he also slipped into the narrow kitchen and took advantage of his small size and space to secretly help my mother control the heat and taste. Finally, he and Xue Muyun still remember that the people of Yanjing do not eat much spicy food, so the dishes they cook were very home-style and did not show off the signature dishes of Shu cuisine.

A dish of home-cooked tofu, a dish of roasted eggplant with fish, a dish of stir-fried pork with celery, a tomato and egg flower soup, and a fragrant rice. When it was put on the table, Xiao Yitian obviously saw the look of satisfaction flashing in the old lady's eyes. Although he had not tasted it, just looking at the appearance of a few dishes and smelling their fragrance was already mouth-watering.
Chapter completed!