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【173 Dinner】

Sitting in the private room of the hotel, Xiao Yitian and others were having a good time talking and laughing.

Five boys and five girls. If outsiders see it, they will definitely think that these are just five couples. However, in fact, there are only two pairs. Xiao Yitian, Nan Nan and Han Wenshu are one couple (it seems a bit awkward?), and Li Canping and his girlfriend Zeng Peifeng are one couple.

Zhou Daheng originally planned to choose a target from it, but only Liu Xiao and Ran Jia were not allowed to protect the flower. Liu Xiao's eyes had basically never left Xiao Yitian, and Ran Jia... Zhou Daheng didn't think he could withstand Ran Xiong's big fist.

Fortunately, he didn't have to find a girlfriend right away. The four brothers in the same dormitory and Ran Xiong were single with him. When he saw a handsome guy like Chen Dong was also single, he felt balanced.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors, everyone was relieved and talked loudly. Especially with Zhou Daheng present, everyone's laughter never stopped. This guy always claimed to be a talented man with a good appearance. "This kind of talent is like being pregnant, and it can be seen after a long time."

Of course, for this sentence, he had to drink three glasses of fined wine.

When there are many people, small groups will naturally be divided into different groups. Girls are not very interested in the topics between boys, just as girls are not very interested in clothes, jewelry, celebrities and other boys are not very interested in them.

While listening to everyone's chat, Xiao Yitian secretly compared the five girls present.

Li Canping's girlfriend Zeng Peifeng is not tall, about 1.63 meters tall, but she is quite suitable when she stands with Li Canping. She has short and delicate hair, which looks very similar to the hairstyle of the model in Sassoon's advertisement, with a small round face, a little baby fat, and her eyes are watery and quite seductive. However, if anyone thinks she is the kind of girl who can hook up at will, it is a big mistake. It can be seen from her high nose bridge and her lips that are always tightly pursed together unconsciously. This is

A girl with a strong sense of independence, usually this type of girl has a strong principle. If she likes someone, it is difficult to change her mind and like others - unless the person she likes hurts her too deeply. Perhaps because she is in a coastal province in the south, her skin is not as fair as a girl in Xishu Province, and a healthy skin color with a slightly wheat color. Her body curves are beautiful when she exercises all year round, and her arms and legs exposed outside are round and elastic. I have to say that Li Canping is very blessed.

Ran Jia, who is from the Northeast, is not as exaggerated as her brother Ran Xiong, but she is over 1.7 meters tall and can make people know what Tingting Yuli is. Her skin is whiter, unlike Nan Nan's whiteness, and her skin looks delicate white, exuding an indescribable light. The melon-shaped face is not similar to Ran Xiong at all. It is said that she followed her mother - this is a blessing. How terrible it would be if she accidentally grew up to Ran Xiong! Basically, she and Ran Xiong stand together are the live versions of Haruko Akagi and Takaki Akagi. Without introduction, they will never tell that they are brothers and sisters!

Liu Xiao, who was born in a wealthy family in Western Shu, has a unique temperament. Her beauty and excellent figure make her feel a princess-like pride all over her body. Of course, in front of Xiao Yitian, this temperament will turn into a bird-like dependent on others at any time. Unlike the thick eyebrows and big eyes of twin brother Chen Dong, her eyebrows and eyes are more delicate. The most eye-catching thing is that her lips always bulge slightly outward, as if they are acting coquettish towards you, or as if they are waiting for you to taste it, which is easy to make people think of it. However, the princess temperament on her body makes her feel that it is difficult to get close to. The two completely different temperaments of arrogance and softness are perfectly integrated in her.

Han Wenshu, who was born in a poor family, has been well-behaved and sensible since childhood. Although she grew up in a single-parent family, she did not develop any bad character, which surprised Xiao Yitian. After graduating from high school, she was already 1.7 meters tall, about the same height as Ran Jia, but unlike Ran Jia's heroic posture, her slightly weak body always gives people the softness of a Jiangnan woman. Of course, it would be a big mistake to regard her as a kind of beautiful girl like Lin Meimei. In fact, with Xiao Yitian's training, she was no longer the weak woman who had no self-defense ability. Now she can easily defeat five or six strong adult men - of course, if she was the kind of training child, she might not be the opponent. After all, she would not have much chance to practice with Xiao Yitian.

Nan Nan, the girl Xiao Yitian has been with the longest since her rebirth. Although she is still young (don't forget that she is the same age as Xiao Yitian, two or three years younger than those of the same grade), her development is quite perfect. You can't tell from her appearance alone that she is only fifteen. Her bulging and curling figure is enough to make those seniors in the third and fourth grades inferior. The delicate skin of Frost and Snow seems to be able to pinch water at any time. She has the courage and perseverance of Zeng Peifeng, the cheerful and generous of Ran Jia, the noble and elegant of Liu Xiao, and the shy and timidity of Han Wenshu... All kinds of different temperaments are perfectly combined in her, and different temperaments are transformed into different temperaments in fundamentally different occasions. In this regard, it is quite similar to Xiao Yitian.

Halfway through the meal, several boys had killed two boxes of beer. Xiao Yitian did not react. Ran Xiong was also sitting firmly, but the other three had taken turns to the bathroom to release water.

Seeing another box of beer, Zhou Daheng stood up and said, "I'll go and ask for wine and go for some clothes." The changing clothes he said were not changing clothes, but going to the toilet. There was an article in the middle school Chinese textbook "The Battle of Red Cliff". There was a sentence in the article "The Battle of Red Cliffs". Su rushed to Yuxiao. Quan knew his intention and held his hand and said, "What do you want to say?" Therefore, some people who like to be arrogant often use "changing clothes" to refer to "going to the toilet".

After Zhou Daheng went out, Xiao Yitian smiled and said, "In the past, he often had conflicts in restaurants when he read martial arts novels. I wonder if we would encounter such a classic plot today."

Ran Xiong grabbed a fried peanut and threw it into his mouth, chewing it and said, "If you meet it, just meet it. With me, I am still afraid that someone will find trouble?"

After hearing this, Chen Dong smiled at him and said, "That may not be necessary. You may not be afraid of people asking for trouble on your side, but this is Yanjing. We are all outsiders. God knows what the background will be for the person you mess with." Without waiting for Ran Xiong to refute, he roughly explained what happened in the K-Song Room a few days ago. Of course, he omitted the specific reasons and the powerful strength shown by Xiao Yitian.

But even so, Ran Xiong no longer said anything. Indeed, before coming to Yanjing, he might have family backgrounds in his hometown, so he doesn't have to worry about others causing trouble. But this is Yanjing, the capital of a country. In the past, it was called the 49 cities under the feet of the emperor. There are mixed things in this city, and you don't know what will cause trouble to people you can't afford. So generally speaking, if you want to stay in Yanjing smoothly, either you have an extremely powerful background or you just tie your tails up and be a human being.

Li Canping sighed, "It's good to offend the people on the road in Yanjing. I'm afraid that it will offend the so-called princelings inadvertently. It will really harm the family! There is a very rich neighbor near my family. My son also went to college in Yanjing a few years ago. He was about to graduate and assigned to him. As a result, because someone wanted to steal his girlfriend, he couldn't help but beat the person. Unexpectedly, he was taken away by the Public Security Bureau the next day. Not only that, his family was also subjected to various rectifications. Later, he entrusted a lot of relationships to settle the matter. A good family almost went bankrupt. Finally, when he found out, the family member who was beaten by him seemed to be a senior official from a central ministry. Tell me, with such a background, it's not like playing with the common people like us."

Xiao Yitian sipped a sip of beer and said lightly: "This is a social reality. Many times people accuse those who are in high positions of injustice just because they don't have that condition. Do you believe it or not? If those who make accusations are in the position of the object of being blamed, they may do more than they are."

Li Canping was stunned and thought for a while before saying, "What the fourth brother said makes sense. If I don't talk about others, just take myself as an example. If I were a senior official from a central ministries and commission and my family was bullied, no matter which side I was wrong, I would definitely take revenge first before talking... Haha, it's still the fourth brother who can see through it."

Ran Xiong shook his wine glass with a little anger, "This is just the so-called human nature! A friend of mine said before that the emergence of class is inevitable. It will exist since the day it was born until human beings completely disappear. So what we need to do is to try to climb to the top of the class, rather than criticizing the existence of the class!" As he said that, he knocked the wine glass hard on the table - the wine glass was broken.

Ran Xiong threw the broken glass aside in embarrassment, and then grinned at the girls who were startled by him, "Haha, sorry, I just drank a little too much..."

Seeing that the atmosphere at the dinner table was a little awkward, Xiao Yitian gently put down the wine glass in his hand and coughed to attract everyone's attention. "When I talked about class, I remembered a short story about morality, class, faith and superstition."

Seeing that everyone looked at him seriously, Xiao Yitian said slowly: "There was an expert abroad who once conducted an experiment, locking five monkeys in a cage, with a bunch of bananas hanging on the top of the cage. The experimenter installed an automatic device. Once a monkey was detected to get the bananas, water would immediately spray into the cage, and the five monkeys would be wet.

First of all, a monkey wanted to get a banana, but of course, the result was that every monkey was wet. After that, each monkey tried several times and found that it was all the same. So the monkeys reached a consensus - not to get a banana to avoid being sprayed by water.

Later, the experimenters released one of the monkeys and exchanged them for a new monkey a. The new monkey a immediately wanted to get it when he saw the banana. As a result, he was beaten by the other four monkeys because the other four monkeys thought that monkey a would cause them to be soaked in water, so he stopped him from getting the banana. Monkey a tried several times, but although he was beaten to the top, he still didn't get the banana. Of course, these five monkeys were not sprayed with water.

Later, the experimenters released an old monkey and replaced it with another new monkey b.

When the monkey b saw the banana, he couldn't wait to get it. Of course, just like what happened just now, the other four monkeys beat him up. It is worth mentioning that the monkey a beat very hard. Monkey b tried several times and was always beaten miserably, so he had to give up.

Later, they gradually changed all the old monkeys to new monkeys, and no one dared to touch the banana. But they didn’t know why, they only knew that moving the banana would be beaten by the monkey - this is the origin of morality."

"The experimenters continued their experiments, but this time they changed the water spraying device. Once they detected that a monkey was going to get a banana, water would immediately spray on the monkey holding the banana, not the whole.

Then the experimenters released one of the monkeys and replaced it with a new monkey c.

What is different from the past is that Monkey C is particularly powerful. Of course, Monkey C also wants to get it immediately when he sees the banana. Just like what happened before, the other four monkeys also want to beat Monkey C. However, they miscalculated the strength of Monkey C, so they were beaten by Monkey C.

So monkey c got the banana, and of course it was soaked. Monkey c sneezed while eating bananas. It was delicious but not as good as it was. Monkey a, b, d, and e were happier without bananas. After all, it was not soaked. Later, monkey c found that only the one who took the banana would be soaked, and he wanted the weakest monkey a to get it for him. Monkey a didn't want to be flattened, so he had to take the banana every day and then be soaked in water. Monkey b, d, and e became happier. This is called being inferior to the top, and being more than the bottom.

So the five monkeys had three classes, and now the class also originated with morality.”

"It's getting hotter, and the monkeys in the cage want to take a shower but can't find a place. At this time, a counter-trend hero finally appeared, monkey hero. Monkey hero accidentally encountered a banana, which naturally attracted a full meal. But during the beating, the monkeys enjoyed the fun of taking a shower. After the water on their bodies dried up, monkey a accidentally bumped into monkey hero, causing monkey hero to come into contact with the banana again. So, the monkeys enjoyed the second shower and the monkey hero was beaten for the second time. After that, as long as everyone needs to take a shower, a monkey will step up and make a reasonable collision with the monkey hero.

Everyone's attitude towards monkey hero is also significantly different. In normal times, people will be extremely gentle to monkey hero to make up for the violent actions they have to maintain the rules when taking a shower. One day, when everyone was taking a shower, the tortured monkey hero smelled the fragrance of bananas, and biological instincts made it eat the bananas when other monkeys were indifferent. After that, there was no new banana to fill the gap, and the monkeys fell into another embarrassing situation - there was no water for taking a shower, and there was no banana, only monkey hero. So, another rule was formed. Monkeys would beat monkey hero and vent their anger when they were irritable, and monkey hero was not allowed to resist.

When the old monkey in the cage is replaced by the new monkey, the new monkey will learn to beat the monkey hero as soon as possible.

Finally one day, God has eyes, and the monkey hero, who has experienced vicissitudes, was replaced by another monkey. The monkeys lost the object of venting and could only choose one target to attack. From then on, the monkeys in the cage did not eat, drink, or take a shower, and their only action was to fight - this was the decline of morality."

"The experimenters were upset by the monkeys' struggles, and in order to rebuild the moral order, they decided to continue supplying bananas.

One day, the monkeys who were fighting found a bunch of bananas above their heads. The monkey a picked the bananas despite the severe pain on their bodies. So the long-lost nectar appeared. The monkeys who had never tasted the sweetness were at a loss first, and then rushed to join the ranks of showers, but the bananas were forgotten.

When monkeys b, c, d, e found that monkey a was enjoying the shower and eating delicious bananas, their jealousy made them temporarily unite and flattened monkey a for a meal and took over the leftover bananas from monkey a. However, at this moment, the banana became the jade in the arms of a man. Although the monkey who got it could enjoy the delicious food, the price was also huge.

The experimenters kept putting bananas in, but found that the battle was more intense than before.

After analyzing the reasons, they made a fake banana with wood and threw it into the cage. At this time, the monkeys had already learned to be smart. They knew that touching the bananas could enjoy the shower, while trying to monopolize the bananas. So, a new phenomenon appeared. When the monkeys needed to take a shower, a monkey would pick up the banana. When it found that it was possible to be attacked, it would immediately put the banana down and flee aside. In this way, the monkeys could take a shower, but they would not lose both sides as they did before.

No monkey found that the banana was fake.

The three classes divided by the five monkeys a, b, c, d, and e lived happily for a long time. They gave the definition of the three classes accurately, eating banana classes, watching the banana classes and dry watching the class - this is how classes emerged."

"Unfortunately, monkey a inevitably caused its lung function failure due to long-term water operations. One day, he fell during the routine banana work and never got up again. So the experimenter sent another monkey f with the same powerful Kong Wu. Of course, he was still very interested in the banana on the roof. Unfortunately, he was finally beaten again by the group of monkeys led by monkey c at a weak disadvantage.

The next day, it was time to get the banana again. Monkey C didn't care. He still had to eat bananas anyway. He wouldn't be soaked in water. The real panic was that monkeys b, d, e. Monkey F was so strong that their wives could not become mother-in-law. They would face a difficult choice. Who should follow the footsteps of Monkey A?

Monkey b, d, e started a fierce debate about who should be the next class to take the banana. Monkey f is very strange and curious. What is the "banana class"? Monkey b, d, e explained - the so-called "banana class" is the class of brave people in the monkey world. You must have the fearless spirit of not being afraid of hardship and not being afraid of death to win this honor!

Monkey f could not help but feel fascinated and eager to try. Of course, he finally achieved his goal and became the only banana class.

Later, monkeys b, d, and e were successively replaced, and the monkeys they received were all as strong as c. They continued to make big moves, but the target was not bananas, but the only banana-handled class - so faith also appeared."

"Later, monkey a was finally pulled out of the sea of ​​suffering by the kind-hearted experimenters, and monkey f came. Monkey c felt that it was necessary to maintain its class status. Monkey b, d, e was afraid that he would put it on the jar of monkey a... Under the influence of various complex moods, monkey b, d, e beat monkey f under the leadership of c, and then forced monkey f to be a banana class. Monkey f was unhappy at first, but later, under the persuasion of monkey b and others, he accepted the fate of "a wife who had been waiting for many years to become a mother-in-law".

Slowly, the old-fashioned monkeys b, d, and e were gradually eliminated. Monkey C found that he no longer had an advantage in physical strength, and it was difficult to continue the rules of the game through force, and felt very distressed. At this time, a monkey who had the most hope to upgrade to the banana-eating class - that is, the natural successor of monkey c, and the monkey c's counselor, made suggestions to monkey c, so the monarch and minister made plans. Monkey H began to rely on his own understanding of several monkeys and advocated to other monkeys by the authoritative image established in front of several other monkeys - every monkey who came to the cage was guilty, and this guilt came from bloodline... Only monkeys who picked bananas could be sent to heaven by the gods.

In fact, because it is easy to get pneumonia due to being washed away by water, the monkeys thought that the eliminated monkeys had really entered heaven. Gradually, the monkeys believed this theory and told it to every new monkey. Then they passed it on and became more and more magical, so that later the monkeys in the banana-picking class fought to be able to pick bananas...

These are all things that monkey c did not expect and monkey h did not see, and they were all dead by then - but superstition was born like this!"

Xiao Yitian kept his mouth leisurely, then picked up the wine glass and slowly sipped the beer in the glass. The others were still immersed in the little story he had just told. It took a while before he woke up one after another.

Ran Xiong looked at him with a strange look, "The fourth brother, let me say this, I suddenly feel that life is so sad!"

Xiao Yitian laughed dryly, "This... except for those 'gods' who don't know whether they really exist, people living in this world must abide by these rules. You are not the one who suffers, so there is no need to worry too much. In fact, for monkeys, even if they cannot jump out of the cage and become the god who dominates everything - that is, the experimenter, it is also a good choice to strive to become a banana-eating monkey in the cage. At least, life will be much more comfortable than their companions."

Ran Xiong's eyes flashed with an inexplicable light, and he said with a slightly excited expression: "That's right! I want to strive to become a superior person and become a person who can control the fate of others, rather than a poor person who is controlled by others!"

Seeing that his emotions seemed a little excited, Xiao Yitian moved in his heart, but did not ask, but just reached out to pat his back, and passed a trace of true energy to calm his emotions.

As soon as he looked up, he saw Ran Jia staring at him with a strange look. Xiao Yitian didn't know what she was thinking, so he had to smile at her and then continue to lower his head to drink.

Suddenly, he put the cup back on the table, stood up and smiled, "You guys eat first, I'll urge some beer, why haven't I delivered it for so long?" He said that, turning around and opening the door of the private room and walking out.

As soon as he walked out of the private room, he strode towards the hotel bathroom, where there were already many people watching the fun. He could vaguely hear a burst of scolding, kicking, and inaudible moans from inside.

That voice was made by Zhou Daheng who went to "change"!
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