Chapter 137 Come, call my aunt
Only then did Ni Yun realize that he was really underestimating the enemy!
Those who can drink most of the bottle of Erguotou and remain calm can have a poor alcohol tolerance? And judging from the old man's appearance, they are definitely full of energy!
Therefore, I had to change my strategy: "Hey, I have drunk two bottles, and you have only half a bottle. It's not interesting enough, is there anyone who is a friend like this?"
Fang Hong was not angry or annoyed and smiled, "You didn't say that I would drink as much as you drink. Drinking is actually just to be happy. Why do you do so seriously? Come and eat vegetables!"
Ni Yun slapped the table: "Mother-in-law, do you just say whether you drink it or not? If you don't drink it, don't be a man!"
Half of it was drunk and half anxious. Ni Yun's cheeks were even more rosy, looking extremely gorgeous and cute.
"Just drink it, I'm afraid you won't do it?" Doctor Fang was not a mud-killer. He raised his neck and drank the remaining half bottle of Erguotou in one breath.
Ni Yun couldn't help but look surprised: "..."
It turns out that this guy is really hidden.
Before Ni Yun was surprised, Fang Hong picked up a bottle of Erguotou and opened it, raised his neck and gudong...
A whole bottle of 50-degree Erguotou entered his stomach in the blink of an eye, without a pause in the middle!
"..." This time, Ni Yun's eyes and mouth turned into "o" shape!
Oh my God, I'm not dazzled, that's a 50-degree Erguotou! After finishing a bottle in one breath, Ni Yun asked himself a question.
Dong! Fang Hong smashed the bottle hard on the table, and the turtle's aura suddenly emanated: "Now you have drunk two bottles, and I have drunk two bottles too. Stop drinking. Don't drink anymore... Don't use this expression to see if I'm fine. Didn't I remind you from the beginning that I'm very good at drinking?"
"Bah, who said he wanted to stop? The contest has just officially begun!" Ni Yun slapped the table and said.
If you retreat when you encounter a strong man, then it will not be her, Ni Jinghua!
"But the wine has been completely drunk?" Fang Hong looked at the four empty bottles on the table.
Ni Yun was stunned. It was indeed that the opponent's strength was completely beyond her expectations. Therefore, she only prepared four bottles of Erguotou in advance, so she knew that this was enough to warm up!
Ni Yun took out a hundred-dollar bill from his body and slapped it on the table: "You go buy it again!"
Fang Hong Shiran picked up a chopstick of vegetables and put them in his mouth: "I won't go."
Ni Yun suddenly stood up and pointed at Fang Hong: "You wait!"
In less than ten minutes, Ni Yun came back with two big slaughtered Erguotou Fengfenghuohuohuo. One slaughter five bottles, and two slaughtered ten bottles.
Fang Hong couldn't help but be stunned: "What do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? Tonight, you either die or I die!" Ni Policewoo was full of murderous intent.
Fang Hong was so amused and laughed: "Just drink, is that what?"
"As for this girl, I have never lost drinking, and this unbeaten record cannot end in your hands!" Ni Yun put a whole zither Erguotou in front of Fang Hong, and then put another zither on his side.
It's really a big move to fight to the death.
Fang Hong could only shake his head helplessly. This girl is so competitive!
So each person had a bottle, and the battle began again.
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Half an hour later, four empty bottles were added on the ground, and Ni Yun and Fang Hong each made two bottles.
But at this time, the two of them had a very different state. Fang Hong was calm and calm, everything was normal, as if he had drunk all the water, not wine.
Ni Jinghua couldn't do it anymore. Her face was like a peach blossom, her eyes were blurred, and her plump and sexy body was like the wind swaying willows, tilting east and west.
I'm already drunk.
"Come on, come on, come on, come on... another bottle!" Ni Yun bent down to get the wine, but his head suddenly felt dizzy and shook, and he couldn't help but fall to the ground.
Fortunately, a pair of powerful hands held her in time, and Fang Hong rebuked her tone: "It's enough, drinking it will hurt your body."
Ni Yun lazily raised his cheeks, which were as bright as peach blossoms, and stared at the man who was holding him. Perhaps he really couldn't hold on anymore, and his whole body suddenly fell into the other person's arms.
Only then did Fang Hong realize that Ni Yun's body was not only extremely plump, but also much more delicate than imagined, which was somewhat out of place with her usual tomboy personality.
After all, girls are girls. No matter how strong or hard they are, they are soft in their bones.
"Hihe..." Ni Yun suddenly chuckled: "Do you know, I've grown up so old, you are the first person to truly understand my heart. I think you are my confidant."
"Oh? Why do you say that?"
"Because you can see at a glance that I look like a hero. You can guess it right. I really like being a hero. I wear a black night outfit and gallop freely in the city covered by night to eliminate violence and maintain good fortune. This is the life I yearn for the most, that... do you know why I like being a hero?"
After waiting for a while, but not seeing Fang Hong answer, Ni Yun was a little unhappy and hit Fang Hong: "Hey, ask me why!"
Fang Hong's black line came out of his forehead: "Uh, why is that?"
"Haha, because when I was a child, I liked to read martial arts novels the most, especially "The Legend of Condor Heroes". After reading this novel, I often couldn't help but fantasize about being the little dragon girl..."
"Puff!" Fang Hong almost burst out laughing. For some reason, he just wanted to laugh so much, but he didn't dare to laugh really, but he ended up suffocating to death.
Ni Yun immediately glared at him: "What's wrong, is there any problem?"
"No problem! No problem!" Fang Hong quickly turned his head and prevented Ni Yun from seeing him laughing.
However, his thrust body easily betrayed him.
Please, do you have that hair on your body like a little dragon girl?
"Hmph, you must think I am not as gentle as Xiaolongnu, right?" Ni Yun was very dissatisfied: "If I were asked to meet a man I like, I would definitely be as gentle as Xiaolongnu!"
"Oh, then what does the man you like look like?" This miracle Doctor Fang was very interested because Ni Yun was his intended dual cultivation target.
Identify what kind of man she likes, and I am also targeted.
"You are stupid!" Ni Yun hit Fang Hong again: "Since I imagined myself as a little dragon girl, the man I like is of course a great hero like Yang Guo."
Fang Hong twitched: "Does he need to break an arm like Yang Guo?"
"Hihehe...that's the case, it must be excellent. I fool, don't care about those details."
After a pause, Ni Yun hooked his finger at Fang Hong again, asked him to put his ears in, and then whispered in Fang Hong's ear: "I'll tell you a little secret."
"What's the secret?"
"Actually, I sometimes compare you with Yang Guo to see if you have any similarities."
Fang Hong suddenly became nervous when he heard this: "Then, do you think there is something similar?"
Ni Yun shook his head, looking quite confused: "I can't explain it clearly, why don't you do this? Let's demonstrate it? Let's see if I feel that way?"
“How to demonstrate?”
"Well, from now on, I am Xiaolongnu, you are Yang Guo."
"..." A black line immediately appeared on Fang Hong's forehead, and he had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, Ni Yun's eyes were circling and he looked at him "feeling": "Come on, call me aunt..."
I x! Doctor Fang almost threw Ni Yun out directly. Are you mistaken? You asked me to live for a person who has lived for over 500 years, and call you a little girl in her twenties "aunt" and let people live?!
"Hurry up!" Ni Yun acted coquettishly.
"Don't call!" Fang Hong refused firmly.
"Call or not!"
"Don't call!"
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated, even if you want to pick up girls.
"Hmph, you are really not a friend!" Ni Yun cursed, and then he begged again: "I'm afraid of you, so you don't need to say anything. Just hold me like this and look at me affectionately... Isn't that a problem?"
Fang Hong said nothing.
Ni Yun turned to seductiveness and looked at him with a smile: "I knew you wanted to fuck me for a long time, so you can cooperate well. If my sister really feels it, she will immediately obey you, what's going on?"
Fang Hong had no choice but to agree.
So Ni Policewoman looked at Fang Hong affectionately and called softly: "Guo'er..."
Poor Doctor Fang suddenly got goosebumps. If time could go back, he would not agree to kill him!
"Guo'er..." Ni Yun's eyes were full of waves, and he became more and more affectionate, as if he was really immersed in his own fantasy.
In order to capture the hearts of the beautiful woman, Doctor Fang had to bite the bullet and take a look of self-confession and look at the other party with "fessionate"...
Suddenly, Ni Yun's throat rolled and he vomited out.
All right……
At that moment, Doctor Fang was really injured because he suspected that Ni Yun vomited not because he drank too much, but because he was disgusted by his "feeling" look. (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, the novel is better and faster!
ps: The update was earlier today because the migrant worker uncle went to work from 3 pm to 8 pm tomorrow.
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Chapter completed!