Chapter 19 I'll just shout at random
Let's integrate the current situation.
Giant Slimes falling from the sky, the skeletons surrounding Slimes, I, who had just gotten up from the ground, and...
Lord Demon King, do you agree that the beautiful girl struggling in slime has a unique charm? There is also Sano, who is half lying on the ground, imitating the fallen posture of a comic female horn.
The tension at the scene disappeared in an instant.
However, the first thing to complain about at this time is not the issue of Sano’s speech, it should be said that the problem lies in a more fundamental place.
Let's waste some paragraphs here to introduce Thai bathing.
The so-called Thai bath refers to women using their breasts and thighs (actually, they refer to the entire legs, but most of them use their thighs). Anyway, they use their whole body as a bath towel for customers. Generally speaking, the service provider will not appear naked at the beginning, but will first wear clothes with less and smooth fabrics such as swimsuits. At the same time, in order to reduce the resistance between the skin, most of the service providers will apply foam or lubricant on their bodies in advance. Under the action of the lubricant, the service provider's clothing can be completely close to their own skin, which is also called the essence of Thai bathing.
To put it simply, the three main elements of Thai bathing are: moderate exposure, the charm of the tight fit between the clothing and the skin, and the zero-distance skin blind date!
But when I turned the scene back to the scene, what appeared in front of me turned out to be a headless knight wearing full-body armor without any nude elements, and his head rolled to the ground, struggling in an ugly posture in the suspected slime mucus!
Ahh, so that's it. Is this emotion emerging from the bottom of my heart the so-called murderous intent?
Perhaps because he noticed something wrong with the atmosphere, Seno quickly stopped the so-called sexy struggle, and almost effortlessly broke out of the mucus, and took the head that fell to the ground back to his neck.
When I was performing a pseudo-youth comedy with Sano, the giant slime did not take the initiative to attack, but just twisted his body meaninglessly. The skeleton group did not immediately attack because I did not issue further instructions, and still maintained a state of alert.
The stalemate lasted for a short period of time, but the giant slime now had a different appearance. Compared with the initial snot pattern, its body appearance is gradually approaching the appearance of a human.
Before traveling through time, I also read some settings books introducing the fantasy world creatures. Some slimes in the worldview have the ability to shape, but I didn't expect that they would be so coincidental that they actually met me.
Lord Demon King, please pay attention to your own safety. Unlike my relaxed attitude, Sano stood in front of me with a giant sword: this slime once devoured humans.
What? I turned to look at Seno in surprise.
Usually, even if a slime advances to become a slime king, it will only retain its most primitive appearance. Only a small number of slimes who have swallowed up intelligent creatures during their growth will shape their appearance to the creature when they advance. This type of slime king will also have a considerable degree of wisdom and no longer only have the most chaotic predation instinct.
So, there is a possibility of negotiation? Slime cannibalism is not the focus of my attention. Since it has an IQ, it also means that in addition to resorting to force, there are ways to achieve tasks through other means.
I wish I could say bluntly that this is impossible.
Why? I looked at the blue Slime King who had become a woman, and asked Seno a question.
Because although they have the concept of language, their low IQ still cannot allow them to learn language. Sano answered respectfully.
As if to verify what Sano said, the Slime King on the other end formed a decorative object suspected to be a crown on his head, and actually raised his hand and pointed it in the direction where Sano and I stood.
#%!E*Slime King.
@#>&?! I didn't think about it, so I spoke back.
Seno, who was beside him, asked me with a blank expression of surprise: Lord Demon, can you speak Slime's language?
No, I just shouted casually. I honestly admitted the truth.
Although I don't know what I said is translated into slime, the Slime King on the other end immediately entered the attack state after being stunned, and was no longer so friendly to confront the skeleton soldiers and began to launch a large-scale attack.
Judging from the situation, Lord Demon, you have successfully angered the other party. Is this also a part of your tactics? Sano, who is a little far from the main battlefield, asked me.
It's barely true. Since I was sitting in the mountains and watching the tiger fight at a safe distance, my mentality was relatively relaxed, but seeing the Slime King easily sweep the skeleton soldiers and break them up, this side-sided battle situation made me frown.
The strength of the skeleton is that unless the soul fire is exhausted, it will automatically reorganize even if the whole body is broken. However, it seems that the skeletons holding shoddy wooden weapons cannot effectively cause effective damage to the Slime King. If they continue to fight for a long time, it will only consume the residual amount of the soul fire.
Lord Demon King, the regeneration speed of Slime King is much faster than that of ordinary Slimes. It must completely destroy its crystal core to prevent its regeneration. Sano acts as a dog-headed military advisor.
I understand, then I will use the third formation. I will command the skeleton soldiers from the far end of the system panel, imitating the method of shouting horns before kickoff in the American football, and issue subtle commands: 11, 4, 9, 7! Attack!
After obtaining command, the skeleton soldier, who had originally had quite a clumsy movement, immediately had a qualitative change.
Skeleton a removed his head and threw it into the air.
Skeletons b, c, and d come forward to restrain them and attract the attention of Slime King.
The skeletons e and f ran wildly to the left and right sides, then used the rock wall of the cave as a springboard and jumped on the wall.
Skeleton g and h remain in place, maintaining a squat position and placing hands on their knees.
Skeleton i bent down, prepared in a 100-meter starting position and sprinted hard towards the skeleton g and h.
At this time, the restraining defense line of the three skeletons b, c, and d has been broken through by the Slime King, and the last three skeletons stepped forward to substitute.
The skeleton i had already reached its position, then stepped on the palms of the two skeletons, and the skeleton g and h raised their hands with force, and the skeleton i jumped high upwards.
What is waiting in front are the skeleton e and skeleton f that achieve the air positioning at the same time, and the head of skeleton a.
Trinity, a must-kill shooting! Of course, the skeleton cannot speak, so I am responsible for the dubbing.
After the words came, the three skeletons in the air twisted their bodies before colliding, turned into positions on their heads and feet, and used the legendary shooting skills inverted gold hooks together!
The skeleton A, who became a football player, turned into a high-speed flying object due to the force, directly hitting the unprepared Slime King, and accurately hitting the core inside the opponent's body.
King Slime fell to the ground with a bang.
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Chapter completed!