Chapter 133 Sorry for the inconvenience
It is not difficult to attract the attention of others in public. For example, shouting an earthquake or suddenly making strange noises and screaming can easily achieve the above effect, but in terms of consequences, I will not take this approach.
There is no other reason. Doing this may attract a lot of attention in an instant, but its effectiveness is not lasting.
If I really want to attract attention with strange behavior, I would rather announce loudly that I will perform toothpaste in five minutes than yelling.
Of course, eating toothpaste is just an example. If I just want to give people an unforgettable impression, I also have the following types of filings, such as making a strange sound and sprinting back and forth on the stairs, forcing Luweika to take off the socks on one side, tie herself up, and suddenly a affectionate confession to the nearby women. In other words, if you want strangers you don’t know to keep your attention on yourself for a long time, the key is to make continuous movements, and the more deviant this movement is, the better the effect will naturally be.
As the name suggests, fishing is to make the water turbid, and the fish's vigilance will decrease and become easily caught. But from my point of view, turbid water also means that the fish will be more convenient for escape.
So when you don’t know how to solve the problem, you will definitely cause a big commotion and then take advantage of the chaos!
Without warning, I stood up from my seat, compared my index finger to the roof, took a deep breath, and then made a statement: I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are cosmic people, future people, or superpowers among you, come to me!
While speaking, I scanned the entire basement. Not only were the stalkers watching, but even Lucario, who was sitting next to me, was stunned.
At least 80% of the people who were eating in the basement raised their heads and were attracted by my sudden words, but they quickly lowered their heads and continued to eat. As I said before, if it weren't for the continuous movement, there would be no meaning at all.
Hello, you... Lucario opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but then I stopped him with my eyes.
I pulled out the guitar I carried with me, snapped my fingers and brushed the strings.
Dang, Dang, Dangdang~
The answer is always in my heart, why? It is me who was chosen by you.
Following the chords of the guitar, I put all my shame aside and sang in a high tone.
It is impossible to stop, although this is determined by Lord Destiny.
Following the guitar music, I left the position and moved gradually towards the middle of the basement.
If Lucario was stunned before, then my disorder now is enough to make his chin hit the tabletop.
I believe that imitation alone is boring, you are right! Do things with your feelings.
My singing is not particularly good, and there is no characteristic in it, but the improvisational performance of the bard is enough to attract the public's attention.
It's adventure, right? It's in this world that has been changed by lies that makes you stronger with dreams, not for others.
After half a circle around the field, I walked to where I was originally sitting, and stopped the plucking movement and reached out to Luvika.
Please come and see where I am free. If tomorrow turns into the past, then today's current moment will be a miracle. I believe in you.
The song was interrupted, and the only thing left on the scene was the playful sounds made by children who didn't know how to enjoy the music. Since I was the one performing, even the waiter did not dare to serve the food at this time, so as not to destroy the atmosphere I created.
Time seemed to be stopped, and the sight present was almost fixed on me and Luvica, who had inexplicably become the heroine. As for Lucario, who was with the same table, he was selectively ignored by the public.
Under the focus of everyone, Luweika calmly finished eating the burger in her hand, then picked up a tissue to wipe her fingers and corners of her mouth first, and finally put her hand in my palm.
Taking a breath, I held Luvika's hand and pulled her up.
Until you can't look back.
He led Luvika forward a few steps before stopping.
It's boring not to be there.
Take a few more steps forward.
Let me tell you, cast your hidden wishes into the mirror.
I raised my left hand and pointed to the floor-to-ceiling mirror for interior decoration, and everyone also turned their eyes truthfully.
My body couldn't suppress my excitement.
As everyone turned their eyes, I pulled Luvika and walked a few more steps forward, and my front feet also stepped onto the stairs.
Move forward together, freely anywhere.
Every time I sing a word, I climbed up the steps, and I climbed thirteen squares in a row.
Beyond reality, if tomorrow becomes the past, then today's moment is a miracle.
I turned sideways and faced the crowd in a condescending position of holding Luweika's little hand.
Urge the real future with the force of holding Luvika's hand.
Luvika's eyes looked up from below reflected on my retina. In this moment, I saw her emerald green pupils projecting my appearance.
The future that will be seized.
When I sang this lyrics, I pulled Luweika's hand. Seraph's good physical ability did not disappoint. Even though there was a difference between me and Luweika, Luweika came to me like a flat ground, very steadily following the force of my pulling, and sang the last sentence: I believe in you.
I sighed a long sigh. When the song was over, Luweika and I were already at the corner of the stairwell. Before the few people at the bottom could react, I let go of Luweika's hand holding Luweika slightly bent down, imitating the butler's appearance as the butler watching on TV. My right palm with four fingers slid across my forehead, drew an arc between my head and chest, and performed a butler-like bowing, saying: The performance ends here, please forgive me for the inconvenience caused by you before.
After saying this, I didn't even give me the reaction time. I grabbed Luweika's hand and quickly went upstairs, throwing all the people in the basement behind me. After climbing the stairs, I didn't stop at all. I quickly pushed the door and walked out of the fast food restaurant.
How beautiful the world is, how fresh the air is.
Xu Mo. Seeing me reaching out to attract the passing carriage, Luweika, who had just been silent, suddenly spoke.
What's up?
I'm still a little hungry.
...Before you consider the issue of an empty stomach, can't you worry about the companion we threw in the original place? You accidentally threw Lucario in the store. After all, pulling Luvica alone can be regarded as part of the performance. However, if you pull two people at the same time, not only will the picture be inconsistent, but the weird behavior will easily cause people to doubt, and then you will not be able to achieve surprisingly difficult results.
Anyway, Luvika and I are being followed. I don’t think anyone will pay special attention to Lucario. It is best to launch the art of believing in you as soon as possible. It is best to get out early.
Lucario I believe you will be able to leave safely. The protagonist template, how can you make your skills increase without any twists and turns?
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Miscellaneous talk:
First of all, thanks to zngl for his reward.
Chapter completed!