Chapter 400 Two funny ratios
Half an hour later, Wu Shen and Ke Ji knelt in front of Wu Feng with a bruised nose and swollen face, looking extremely miserable. ↑
"Can you become more normal..." Wu Feng said with stomachache while stroking his forehead. Should he change his face slightly?
"Ahem, isn't this an old friend not seen each other for a long time? Say hello?" Wu Shen stood up with a dry smile, as if he wanted to take a look at what he had done before.
"...Traitor" held his broken eyes, Ke Jizhai said righteously, and then Wu Feng punched him mercilessly to the ground again.
"Get the point, why do you appear here?" Wu Feng asked calmly after rubbing his blood-stained right hand.
"... Didn't Wu Feng come after seeing that?" Seeing Ke Ji's house lying on the ground, Wu Shen shuddered and replied strangely.
"Which?" After thinking about it, he seemed that he had never received any news, it was purely because of the mission.
"This" Wu Shen took out a flat-panel electronic machinery and said, "The Traveler Dead House Alliance has a system that is equivalent to an internal small communication forum, but... Wu Feng has long forgotten this thing...
"No... I haven't seen it after I got it..." Wu Feng's embarrassing look made Wu Shen couldn't help but complain, it was obviously a very convenient function.
"...Wait a minute" while speaking, Wu Feng quickly turned around and found the tablet in the space that he had been put in for countless years. As soon as he opened it, he received a new email message...
The content roughly tells the story of Inuyasha's world about to collapse. People who think they are strong enough or who are idle and frustrated can come to this world to see it. Maybe there will be unexpected gains. It also comes with a time-travel position mark...
"That's just that you two are so idle, you are so tired that you are here to die..." Looking at the two of them, Wu Feng said speechlessly. Wu Shen's strength is just around the fierce position. Ke Jizhai doesn't think it's much different. He obviously belongs to the group of idle...
"Ha...even if that's the case..." The obvious statement made Wu Shen turn his head awkwardly.
There is something tricky! The next moment, Wu Feng immediately guessed, how could that idiot have successfully deceived people! Although the probability of them really coming to die is quite high, this time it will definitely not stop!
"That idiot is in love, otherwise how could he resist the temptation?" I don't know when Ke Jizhai had already changed his clothes and stood near Wu Feng and said calmly.
At the same time, I didn't forget to complain. Is it so abnormal to say that I didn't get bent...
"Return to normal?" Wu Feng took a step back, and it seemed that he was not so distorted... at least he had calmed down...
"Don't worry, that state won't happen often." He pushed down his glasses and suppressed the fanaticism that had not yet appeared. Ke Jizhai said with his head turned aside.
...that is...it's still a different state...
"By the way, I just said he was in love? I'm sure it wasn't a distorted person?" Realizing the content of Ke Ji's words, Wu Feng suddenly pointed at Wu Shen in surprise and said.
"Isn't that guy a man who is crazy in Wannian Kuang? He just saw him, he actually fell in love? You're right?"
"That's right. You also know that time travelers are basically unable to get in touch with the heroine's mistress. He has no hope of getting in touch with his goddess Mad Three Zero in this life. At most, he is in love a few days ago." In order to please Wu Feng, Ke Jizhai was unscrupulously exploding his history, and no black shadow was approaching him...
"That guy..." Before the truth could be revealed, the evil hand hidden in the dark appeared instantly. With both hands, Ke Jizhai lost his voice...
"You heard Ke Jizhai talk nonsense, we are here to kill him." Wu Shen explained embarrassedly with his strength, holding the driver Ke Jizhai in his arms.
"...Do you want to be the same as him or explain it yourself?" Wu Feng curled up an interested smile, his purple hair covered his pupils, and said, pointing to Ke Jizhai who was almost suffocated.
"Wow!" Seeing Ke Jizhai's blue face, Wu Shen instantly let go of his hands. Ke Jizhai fell to the ground, and there was no breath left...
"Don't worry about those, Wu Feng, you're a girl again!" Regardless of whether Ke Ji's house was alive or not, Wu Shen swept the nearby targets that could change the topic, and subconsciously saw the three girls behind Wu Feng.
At first, I was shocked by Wu Feng's facts and didn't notice it. Now I look at it... three beautiful girls who are different from last time! They still look in a two-dimensional style!
"!" The fallen stumbled into the ground also recovered again, and the eyes of the three beautiful girls were glittering.
"You guy! It's so hateful!" the two of them said in unison.
Especially the beautiful girl wearing a cheongsam in the Celestial Dynasty, Wu Shen subconsciously paused, and the goal of finding a change of topic suddenly became the reason for the same hatred of the enemy.
Even a fake girl cannot occupy so many beautiful girls alone! Plus, the last time there are already four!
"Don't talk nonsense, they are just my friends, come here with me." When it comes to his own affairs, Wu Feng did not ask Wu Shen's secret, but instead explained.
"Ali and Lily, the last one is Lian, my sister, don't think about it..."
"My brother, please be sure to hand over my sister to me!" x2
...Wu Feng looked at the two live treasures speechlessly. They were bent just now, but now they are straight again?
"You've been bent, just bend it completely! Come and compete with me for some hair." Seeing that Ke Jizhai bowed almost at the same time as him, Wu Shen said anxiously.
"You are not even worse. You have a partner in love. Why are you here again? I am still pure and have never had a love story."
"It's really a blank paper. You are also toilet paper. Be your bent man."
"Peace, your dark history will explode in a moment."
"I said, I didn't lie to you, it's better not to hit my sister... Otherwise you will be miserable." A few steps forward, squatting in front of the two of them, Wu Feng supported his little head and persuaded seriously.
Although he looks like waiting for him to see what kind of dark history they can reveal... but I guess Lian will be able to punch them into a shooting star with one punch...
Looking at Lian, who had already started to vent his black air, Wu Feng persuaded him for their safety.
Erica, beside Wu Feng, covered her eyes weakly and couldn't look directly. Although she could understand the meaning of this sentence... but this sentence was so accurate that it was difficult for people not to think of it wrong...
After hearing this, Luo Haogang's frowning expression immediately became calm, but if you look closely, you can see the redness on the edge of your pretty face, and it is constantly spreading...
Brother Yi got angry for me, brother Yi got angry for me, brother Yi got angry for me, brother Yi got angry for me, brother Yi got angry for me, brother Yi got angry for me, six words circulated infinitely in Luo Hao's mind, and the screen was swiping wildly, so that outsiders could see that the state was wrong...
“…”
"...She isn't your real sister, right?" He stepped forward and asked in a low voice. In his memory, he didn't remember that Wu Feng had a sister.
“…benevolent sister”
Upon straightening, Ke Jizhai glanced at Luo Hao's situation again, sighed helplessly, and had given up the idea of continuing to ask for it. Sure enough, only homosexuals can be true love?
The only way to become a straight man was also denied by the will of the universe...
"I……"
"Give up." Seeing that Wu Shen wanted to continue saying something, Ke Ji put his home on his shoulder and persuaded helplessly.
"What to give up?"
"Although you don't watch many anime, you've watched the classics, and you can see that it's another girl. You have no chance and don't want to be hacked to death. Just pursue your true love." When he spoke, Ke Jizhai deliberately lowered his voice to avoid the rumors.
I looked up at Luo Hao's situation, and it turns out... Even two laymen who had never been in a relationship could tell...
"Qi, there is still no hope," Wu Shen also gave up and said, too obvious. The girl only saw Wu Feng at first glance... It is estimated that the two girls were about the same, so he still pursued his goddess's reality...
"...I wish you happiness." Seeing the appearance of Ke Jizhai and Wu Shen, Wu Feng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that these two people finally realized and patted their shoulders and blessed them.
The two men put their hands on each other and their heads were leaning against each other and whispered, which made Wu Feng realize instantly.
“…Ma Dan, Labor and Capital are straight men!”
"Even if I bend, I won't look for him!" (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, novels are better, updated and faster!
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