Chapter 510

Colonel Anxi doesn't like riding a horse with grinding crotch, nor does he like making armored vehicles like stuffed cans. He squeezed into a big truck with other soldiers and lost his status as a colonel. The only German-made convertible jeep in the brigade became Colonel Anxi's favorite car, which is also one of the topics he often shows off with his colleagues.

Jeep's excellent off-road performance is like a fish in water in the plains of Hebei. Colonel Anxi can stand on a car with a wide view and direct the troops, quickly moving between subordinates and issuing orders.

Gulu!~~

Just as Colonel Anxi was excited to catch a group of Eighth Route Army members to vent their anger in the morning, the jeep suddenly turned and almost pushed him out.

"Baga! What's going on?!" Colonel Anxi was obviously annoyed that he almost made a fool of himself in front of his subordinates.

"Great, Lord Colonel!" The driver said pale and stammered: "I, my stomach suddenly feels a little uncomfortable. Can you..." Pounce!~~~~

A foul smell came from the driver's seat. The driver's pale face turned red immediately. It was a very rude action to fart in front of his boss. He regretted that he could not commit suicide by committing suicide by taking a caesarean section immediately, but his physiological reaction could not be controlled.

Colonel Anxi's face changed slightly. He hurriedly pinched his nose and waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, go and go! Change someone to drive!" This stench was disgusting. There were three urgent needs, so he couldn't make things difficult for his subordinates to ask for it, and it wouldn't be able to pull others on his beloved jeep.

"Yes, yes, thank you, Colonel!" The driver said thankfully. At this time, he couldn't help but let out a fart that was smelly and louder than before. He quickly braked the car, covered his stomach and ran to the nearby bushes with a pale face.

The two brigades immediately passed Colonel Anxi's jeep and continued to run forward. A Japanese brigade following him was automatically surrounded by the stopped jeep.

"Baga!" Colonel Anxi slapped the crossbar of the handrail on the jeep with some anger. It was a great regret that the group of Eighth Route Army in front of him was captured. However, after being interrupted by this accident, people's calculations were not as good as God's calculations, but they were helpless.

Man's calculation is indeed worse than God's calculation!

A Japanese soldier who was a driver who was a candidate was in the driver's seat, had just lit the fire, and was about to step on the accelerator.

Pounce!~ Another amazing stench came from the driver's seat again. This guy was really stinky, and almost made Colonel Anxi fall directly from the car.

"What the hell is going on!" Colonel Anxi felt that he was extremely unlucky today. He had a strange fuss last night. His brigade was blown up in chaos in the morning, and the grain warehouse was inexplicably caught fire. Now he was so angry that he was almost fainted by the smelly farts. Why are he so unlucky?

The new driver who got on the bus was extremely embarrassed, so he jumped out of the car and kept bowing, "I'm sorry, Colonel, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm very sorry." This bow was amazing. Every time he bowed, he would be a loud fart, and he almost became an air bulge for cheering up a bicycle, and he was slamming like a "fart" tube.

"It's so annoying to me." Colonel Anxi rolled his eyes and waved his hand unhappily, "Go and go!"

"What's going on today?!" Colonel Anxi completely lost his good mood to continue pursuing the Eighth Route Army.

Pounce!~There are constant slight sounds around it as if answering Colonel Anxi's doubts.

Colonel Anxi was shocked and looked left and right. Although he didn't see who was farting, he heard muffled sounds coming from all around him, and many soldiers looked unnatural. When they saw Colonel Anxi's gaze swept, they quickly lowered their heads.

The more frequent and dense the sounds, Colonel Anxi's face was so ugly. It was simply too shameful to be the Imperial Army. He wanted to dig a hole in the farting guys and bury them alive.

There was an indelible stench in the air. When Colonel Anxi was about to order to leave this stinking place, his face suddenly changed, his stomach was swollen, and he kept rolling and muffled. He couldn't help it at the anus for a moment, and a long and deflated sound like a charge.

In an instant, Colonel Anxi, who was still angry at his subordinates for being rude, suddenly turned red. This fart was so distinctive that it even attracted curious gazes of some soldiers with particularly sharp ears. Colonel Anxi rarely couldn't raise his head in front of his subordinates, and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in immediately.

The formations of the soldiers nearby began to scatter, and many soldiers were wandering their eyes, obviously absent-minded. At first, a small number of soldiers sneaked into the nearby bushes, and a faint sound of shocking the world and crying ghosts in the bushes came out.

Then more soldiers couldn't help but look for places to hide, as if they were avoiding air raids.

Not only was the guarded brigade near Colonel Anxi, but the troops in front of them also eased their pursuit and did not get any blockage from the Fourth Company. However, the Anxi Brigade suddenly had its formation scattered and the soldiers became confused.

The Anxi Brigade, which was frustrated by the explosion in the morning and the grain warehouse, no longer thought that their cooking unit was also slandered. As the Chinese saying goes, "Things are only three things," Colonel Anxi would not have expected that Li Wei, who has always been unreasonable, would carry out the spoof to the end.

Colonel Anxi can no longer maintain the calmness of the superiors. No matter how strict the discipline is, in the face of the "three urgent matters", it is like a piece of thin paper, and it can be broken with one stab.

The soldiers of the Anxi Brigade had no intention of keeping the Tu Eighth Route Army under their noses, which could be swallowed in one bite of just over 100 meters, but they were at a loss by the cramps in their stomachs. I wonder if it was better to continue chasing Tu Eighth Route Army or find a place to solve their personal problems.

But at this moment, the Japanese soldiers could no longer ignore a cruel problem. If they did not take any action, they would probably pull their diarrhea on their pants. This is simply intolerable for the soldiers of the Imperial Japanese who were trained with the militarist buzzardo spirit. If it was passed on, it would not only undermine the samurai spirit, but even if it was a caesarean section, it would be ineligible. The Anxi Brigade would become the biggest laughing stock in the Imperial Japanese army and even the whole world's army.

A scholar can tolerate it, but who can’t bear it? Since he can’t bear it, there is no need to endure it anymore.

The earth is big, and the earth is big, and the diarrhea is the biggest.

Almost just a few steps away from catching up with the Fourth Company, which is still in sight, the Japanese soldiers chose to ignore it for the first time in history. They held their stomachs and pulled their pants, looking for hidden places to cover up their shame, and solving personal problems, even if the shells fell to their heads, they couldn't care.

The officers and soldiers of the Fourth Company almost did not dare to turn back. They ran wildly for their lives. The soldiers who were behind were heartbroken and regretted it to the end. Why didn’t they train well during training? This time they were dead!

After running for two or three miles, the deputy company commander Ding Hong found that the enemy behind him had no movement inexplicably. He seemed to have not followed and was dumped by the fourth company?!

The enemy has horses and chariots, and each of them is strong, so they will not be easily thrown away.

"Stop! Stop!" Ding Hong wondered if it was the enemy's trick, and the Eighth Route Army had done many such things. Ding Hong was afraid that the Japanese would follow suit and drive the fourth company into the ambush circle.

"Ah! The enemy didn't catch up!"

"Safe! Haha, so exhausted!"

At this moment, many soldiers discovered that the Japanese army, who were chasing like mad dogs behind them, seemed to have disappeared without a trace.

"Don't sit down! Stand up and take two steps!" The platoon leaders routinely supervised the soldiers to maintain moderate exercise after the exhaustion of their physical strength, so as to avoid sudden changes from extreme movement to extreme static shock in the human body. These are valuable experiences obtained by the troops in the past.

"Company Commander! What conspiracy does this enemy have?!" Ding Hong found Li Wei and pointed to the direction they ran over.

Little Lizi's expression on her face was extremely wonderful, and she wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

"What conspiracy?! How could it be conspiracy?! Can conspiracy be played by Japanese people?!" Li Wei didn't believe that a lot of croton sucking medicine was sprinkled. These Japanese devils could still train gold and steel to not damage their stomachs?!

Seeing Li Wei's virtue, Ding Hong knew that 80% of them were unrelated to this guy, but he just couldn't guess what the guy used to do. He used to never figure out what the company commander was doing.

"I'll find someone to go back and talk about it!" Li Wei stammered and didn't dare to say clearly. He understood what good things he had done. If he thought that he had always been concise and concise in his work, Boss Wang, the captain of the district, knew that he had to be criticized and self-criticized, would be a spoof.

Seeing that Li Wei refused to let go, Ding Hong knew that this kid must have done something shameful. He didn't ask any more questions and said directly: "Okay! I'll find someone to go back and have a look!"

Ding Hong ordered a few smart warriors, quietly followed the way he came back, and then ordered a few warriors to reconnaise the surrounding area.

Waiting was destined to be unbearable. The Fourth Company, which was resting in place, was not idle. Ding Hong directed the soldiers to hide on the spot. Li Wei issued an order to contact Zhuang Dongrong, the leader of the second platoon who was responsible for transporting grain, and the militia company, who contacted the people of all villages and large areas near the Anxi Brigade Army Camp to clear the fields.

The best way to deal with a strong regular corps is to strengthen the walls and clear the fields and squeeze out the enemies that cannot be touched and still remain unmoved. In the long-term struggle with the Japanese and puppet troops, the military and civilians in the base area have already used the word "squeezing" method.
Chapter completed!